The evening world. Newspaper, June 22, 1922, Page 11

"WHAT DD YOU SE * (Continued From Third Page.) @aw ah aged Negross washing the vesti bule of a ho black satin hat ‘Was up to the minu She wore a black calico dress with white stripes, a white @pron and, pink bedroom slippers.—Miss M, Greenberg, No. 237 Bast 1034 Street aT COULDNT - THEY DO At the 69th Street Ferry I saw a man buy a package of gum from u boy. The man took from his pocket a dollar bill @nd a nickel. He gave the boy the nickel. Then he removed the wrapper m the gum and threw it away, with ¢ dollar bill.—Charles Henry, No. 7419 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn THEY WERE, PERHAPS, TAL I saw two women sitting on a porch at Rockaway. One wore a bathing suit. The other wore a fur coat.—D, Me- Leustlin, No. 139 East 33d Street. | MAN UP IN YONKERS CLEANS KIDS Posted, conspicuously in the front win- dow Of a i3let Street laundry: “We rash everything but the baby.""—B. R htbourne, No, 63 Eust 133d Street. POLITENESS NOTE. ‘There was plenty of room in the car I came down in this morning. At one @rossing » woman got on. A gentleman very politely cave her his seat. He took another directly across from her.—Ida Gill, No. 996 First Avenue. iain a a TO-DAY? EVERY READER A REPORTER. THE EVENING WORLD, THURSDAY, JUNE 22, 1922, her lightly with a folded newspaper. Then she skedaddled.—J. H. Parker, No. 80 87th Street, Mimhurst, L. 1 “THE SWELLEST VACATION.” Just as the Willis Aventie ear ap: ached the bridge to-day I saw gath- around « big bonfire on the banks of Harlem River a company of young men and young women in bathing sults, The rain was pouring.—Stella Levisohn, No, 1693 Clay Avenue. IT'S DONE WORSE, GRACE. A gtrl writing a letter, Having finished, sho addressed the envelope, affixed a stamp, sealed it. AN ready for the bow on the corner she dis- covered she had failed to put the letter in its jacket and had sealed an empty envelope. Would love ever do that to YOUI—GaC., New Brighton, 8. 1. THE SCOOTER. 1 saw a marg on a motor-scooter, making his way in and out of the broadway traffic. A trolley car was taking on passengers at Twenty-ninth Street. The man on the scooter slowed down by dragging one foot on the pave- ment. This appeared to be the only way be could lessen his speed without shutting off the motor and consequently losing him balance.—Joseph A. Cottle, No. 374 Highth Street, Brooklyn. IN MEMORIAM. While 1 waited with others under a Central Park shelter for the rain to let up, my attention was attracted by the peculiar pin in the tie af a well-dressed dare you call me father, you rowdy? } never aaw you before in my life, They called each other names: gathered, The girl disappen 1. Neptune Avenue, Coney WHERE TIME IS MONE In the wi resto Fifth Av 2ith Street have reduced the price of our kfast de luce from 6 A. M. to 11 A. M."—Mortimer Brown, No. 988 Jefferson Avenue, Brooklyn. EASY MONEY In 15th Street, near Avenue D, 1 saw a man drive a rivet peg into a telegraph pole. ‘The rivet was such as on thé tracks of the ele he asked that some one t proceeded to break the rivet in two with his teeth. It took a little more than ¢ minutes. He passed the hat around and took about $2.—Paul Hyman, 1947 Ber- cen Street, Brooklyn. REPREHENSIBLE CONDUCT oF TWO YOUNG WOMEN, Two young girls jammed their way into an already crowded subway train and stood directly in front ‘of two young men. “Oh, Lily,” said one, “1 feel so sick. I'm afraid I'll faint.” One of the young men arose and gave her his seat. “Lily,” she pleaded, ‘don't leave me, dear. Stay close to me.’ Naturally g@he other chap got up and gave Lil fils seat. After we had passed 1 couple of stations Lily's friend had recovered her ustial good health. Th chatted and laughed in great shape.— discovered after getting a seat that his]}to entice a squirrel from a fork in a was on the “fritz! Promptly} tree, The man's “ba was taken from he took the {mitation diamond stickping one of those pnt tubes of candy you from his tie, bent it and mended the} buy int Master Squirrel broken elastic.—G. W. Congdon, No. 76] would have none of it. Not twenty feet away 4 youth was selling nuts — Peanuts! 5 te a bag. —Frank BIRDS IN 7 R NEST. Mc! No. 530 West 124th Street Floating In a pool of water made by nlay's rain T saw this morning @ with two little sparrows in ft. ‘The ‘y wind must hav William Street. LOVE WILL FIND A WAY 1 saw somebody's stenog gazing from dislodged ft from] window hich in Broad Street to a 4 | window across the way, Apparently she was trying to read something. She and the birds were alive.—J. M., West} scowled. (Couldn't make tt out), She Tenth Street, Bayonne. smiled. (Had made {t out), Leaving the window she was back in a minute serTemiin HORN: or two {6 dlaplay this messae “0, K nce. e time." Sorry I can- LITTLE BROTUER.| 16. give you the other side of the atory, I saw some boys bathing tn the foun-[ put T couldn't seo it—-W. L. ., Broad tain in City Hall Park. A policemar | gtreet — appeared and gave them chase, One little fellow of five, “dressed” Lghtly !n a ptomber Morn uniform, rushed through Chambers Street amidst gre I saw « man of perhaps forty standing excitement, Another Ind follow at one of the entrances to Central Park creetly with Septémber Morn’s clothing. | with a bouquet of beautiful flowers. A I,, West 152d Street | girl of nice appearance approached and - asked the price. He sald they were not for sale but he would give them to her gladly if she liked them, She di Abraham Cohen, No. 609 Van Sicklen Avenue, Brooklyn, A HIT WITH HIMSELF, Near the Hotel Plaza I saw @ pretty girl leading by a slender chain the largest scarlet and blue macaw I have ever seen. The bird strutted along an if fulsy conactous of hia beautiful brilliant plumage, — H. Kressler, West 182d Street, THE DIRD SAID “PLEASE,” HARRY. In Central Park 1 saw a man feeding peanuts to the squirrela, A flock of pigeons descended, and one of ‘the IN THE MIDST OF PLENTY. Pigeons flew to the gentleman If ever I saw a blue and discouraged |der. I think tho bird said, * man it was the middle-aged chap who| some of those peanuts, too. y sat on @ bench in Riverside Park at] N. Morris, No. 6 John Street, Jamalc the foot of 96th Street and tried in vain IL. I. FRIDAY AND SATURDAY Last two days! 20% Off Our Entire Remaining Stock Of Men’s and Young Men’s SPRING SUITS (Golf and Sport Suits Included) Original Price Tickets on All Suits Reductions Made at Time of Purchase heavyweight. A miniature corkscrew,| Irene, Fort Hamilton Parkway, Brook- ‘ J In gold.—G. Rector Street. | lyn. THE INSTRUMENT OF QUALITY Va “AND THREE ASE. I saw three kids enter a Seventh Bek Light weight, all year round suits of finest imported and domestic all FAST! Py an aS aos Ra Be Avenue ice cream parlor and approach HO! Tw BEST. ‘ : ‘ one of the tables. "A iggling, shiny-| All the ents oi/a Graham Avenue! 1 was studying the siatue of Civic wool tweeds, finished and unfinished worsteds, homespuns and cassi- ee aint nudged a slender boy cen cea ae th ken, bahay Rentiomen Virtue. Beside me a middle-aged wom- rs h deslvabl id den ‘ and he placed a dime on the table and] stood uffon the running board, ne dmiring it, “Didn't the Mayo -! w . y said: nore dish of vanilla ice cream} gan to rain. All but Pur Ios waives janice object to faving. (ia, statue, placed meresin the most Gesirable weaves and designs j |] and three spoons.” The round shoul-] The fat man couldn't find room. He| her? she askedy “He did" 1 replica, |] dered, tired looking clerk ordered them | raised an umbrella and remained on the| ‘and 1 don't blame him.” “Welle” saya CLEAR AS A BELL (——> ALL OF OUR WILL BE out. Tears trickled down the cheek Se utiae Sow coe No.) she, “I don’t see why Mr. Hylan isn't of the littlest tot, who held fast to the | 5? § Street, yn. * | just as much entitled to have his statue : * : j girl's skirts. Three pairs of wistful 5 me in front of his office as any of the it $ $: ' Siding yee enssd pict Si. Chena | 9 AN RANT sIBm amagon, nfs of Fi om acy et The Highest Class Talking 29.50 Suits Less 20% $23.60 He turns slowly from fac 0 face and nm 4 briaaht day ‘|argument, so I let it go at that.— hg ° . ” s Gow: a boy of fo n beaten up by a tll Ste " . ® vn. ~ q tape ign st cuwn"” the ain [ay of ue, Tower ‘th a | Senger, ahh Stet Brook Machine in the World 35.00 Suits Less 20% 28.00 —A. M. D., Loring Plice, rerenasian sg Blncton Stet maar rep HE'LL NEVER BE BENCHED, ! — happened Ctanton (Street near Alle I saw two boys playing “‘catch’’ with Saat | Qurizes CRITICIZES TELEGRAPH | Street.—Rose Lerner, No, 200 Orchard], ‘,apber ball, They had a dog with 40.00 Suits Less 20% 32.00 ‘ MONOPOLY. Street. them. When one of them muffed | ' While I was in the telegraph office sHAMEWEL Gores ON AT A cur the ball the dog chased after {t and S : L Pe 6 } ; @ map came in with a big bundle. boas ~< alton MR-) brought it back in his mouth. — Sol. ' The clerk cuplained that they send TAL MMER ORT. Wagner, No. 1570 44th Street, Brooklyn. 45-00 uits SS 20% 3 s00 ' mething ezcept money and telegrams, T saw a youth walk wp to a man and 3 | he n was not at all satisfied. girl sitting on the bench and heard THEY DO COME IN HANDY. . { Deke cergmma str, toeren, [hut tae geion, Th stn can Wie heartache 50.00 Suits Less 20% 40.00 “Moncy ue He Uy; take Ged Lacie we get home!" “How at the De Kalb Avenue station to-day ! @ges you don't want. Too heavy, Bae? ! suppdse.""—M. Schwartz, No. 357 |= a am = i d ] Bouth Third Street, Brooklyn. 55 00 Suits Less 20% 44.00 IN A JUNE GARDEN, > j or @ ANA seve canes, 60.00 Suits Less 20% 48.00 ; @f twittering, and lifting my eyes 1 4 saw in my rose bush a nest of young . foveal Galina fats ot heat eee 65.00 Suits Less 20% 52.00 the mother bird holding a large worn reat ea (etanding on it, in fact) pulling bits \ Hae it and dropping a piece into each Th A ° f ; yy mouth. 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