The evening world. Newspaper, May 8, 1922, Page 24

MONDAY, “ About Phys ||| JOE'S CAR cs and Players Chey BLANCHE — FRom A | | -wme OLD SHRIVVEL SAID TH J By BIDE DUDLEY HE SAYS PERSONAL “Hines e AS Ate 2 To Me eee Me ee L hing ‘ r SOMETIMES “That MAKE. My | WITH Ty Bum BUSINESS| p< BLOOD’ Bo , BUT He's Gor a Once upon a time there was a noted novelist who recognized all of the scenes in the filmizatiom of his bool. And having recognized his brain / ehildren he complimented the movie producer on his adaptation. Then the producer dropped dead. AND IN THE MEANTIME — You'RE FEASTING Out ee a ae Ue pS \F T Ever ThougHt , ING A CHanee ! - Me YESTER DAY WHEN WE WERE SHOOTIN’ GOLF . \'VE GOT AN IDEA WE'LL GET ME A Jog iy Hrs, f) L\ComPany | precede 9 ONEY HASKELI. says It really 1 happened at a hotel in Syracuse recently. A man stepped up to the desk and registered as J. F. Go- ing. Then his son wrote his name under that of Dad. It was M. N, Go ing. Ten minutes later a third man Appeared to register. He looked over thé book and. taking the pen, sald to the clerk: Tm going to help this auction aw HIM EATING out OF my HAND! UPLIFTING SLAPSTICK. Buster Keaton, he of congealed countenance, is an ultra-modern com - edian, He believes that the comedy end of motion pictures is, or should be, on a higher level than it has been heretofore. placed. Yesterday he promulgated the following set of rules in the hopes of raising slapstick above the pie-throwing strata: os For throwing an over ripe custard pie a fine of $3. ruining the high hat of an aristocratic looking man, a fine of $10 per chapeau. For throwing an overripe custard mud or otherwise maltreating an officer of the law, a fine of fifteen herring. For wearing a long, drooping mus- thehe or herbage a la Smith Broth- ers, a fine of $7.50. For upsetting or demolishing a flivver, a fine of $3.98 (the cost of a new will be assessed. For imitating Chaplin, shooting at sunrise is too good. “What auction?” asked the clerk The guest did\ not reply, but wrote ; his name under that of Son Going's The clerk turned the book around i and then he urfderstood. The third i guest had written ' “John C. Gone."’ i SCHILDKRAUT RENEWS. Joseph Schildkraut, now in Chicago bi with “‘Liliom,”’ has renewed his con 3 tract with the Theatre Guild and will aol under tiie management of that or ganization for two years more. His mext appearance will be fn Thsen's “Peer Gynt.” TEE FAMILY Se se au THE BIG LIT HARD WORK AHEAD FOR IT. Rose Winter of ‘‘Montmartre’’ has Negro maid and the maid has a hus- band. The other day the husband went to a drug store to buy a tooth brush. %, “weir Horace® Nolan’ x DoT WELL TENS PAL = Believe X EVER i OF MINE SPNS=TH Have tu PaoPoseD WILL —X WAS “OLD ‘Yeau Sue SILTED™ fog xX .S'PoSeE. 7H Wipow gonrs SHES DREN wo // How Come AKG Ra iG « Yer € MeN "Cuckoo" / ? cama ‘S SHE MARRIED - REAL THIRST. It was hot in the Mojave desert— blisteringly hot. John Gilbert was making scenes in an Arabian ro- mance. All went well until he called for a cup of water, which was to be used to simulate a poison draught in the big scene. ed for the water. A property man searched and found the last drop had been given to a thirsty camel, But Gilbert had ordered water and water’ he must have. ‘The scene was waiting. The prop- ‘ty man loped up with a hammered brass bowl filled with sparkling W- @ quid. The Arab wife, jealous of her =” husband, slipped the alleged potson into the brass cup and handed it to Gilbert, who was playing the part of friend-husband. He took one sip. If you chance to wonder why made such a face in that scene in “Arabian Love” we can put you wise. The liquid wasn’t water at all. Ir gasoline. The latest bulletin has it that the prop man was just passing Sydney, Australia, and st‘’! “What kind of a brash do you want isked the clerk. , “Ah wants a big one,” reptied the Negro, “because ma fambiy's a big one.” | A BUSBY MAN. “T just met the budiest man in the world,” said Emi! Ankermiller at the Friars last night. ‘'He's a member of the New xork Fire Department.’ “Keeps busy fighting fires, eh?" somebody suggested. “I don’t know,” repiied Mr. Anker- miller, “‘But I ‘do know that to-day he asked his boss for an hour off. The boss gave it to him and then asked why he wanted it—just out of curi- esity, you know. “““Why,’ repited the busy man, ‘I want to get married.’ “Huh!"’ grunted Tom Gill. ‘It took me two hours to put on my white necktie when I was spliced." SHE SOUGHT MR. BEAN. 4 You DONT KHow o+4- YESSIO-HE's A young woman appeared at the — pala 8, : “Bor T Corss going strong. stage door of the Shubert Theatre the wienjer IN BUT I-Don'r “ mae) HER Your HES Gone LISTEN TO THIS. KHow iF He's ether day and asked to be permitted S ] PAPA IS iN Te BE If you happen to be one of those te interview Mr. Bean. YY PAP, “Don’ PAPA OR ie ADen't you mean Mr. Lean across a TTY mortals who have figured on sittine the street?” asked the puzzled door- NoT— WAIT & “PRE SOON . doce comfortably after Goher eanie He's in "The MiduTe ~ Tine evening and dashing off a couple of ote! Mouse.’ "’ /: . aOR: scenarios, just be warned. ‘§ vg "No such man here, Miss!'’ PS ~ 4 Be E is The script of “The Prisoner « And then it developed she wanted , : : WH Yanda." Dae ia Taseae SES 90) Br Holm * fiaeg 7h juction,"’ totalled 1,622 sing} ‘ coker pane what j 4 E "4 . VHA] spaced typewriting. The scenario wi« ‘things efimes, frn’ R Y bi written by Mary O'Brien and is mo: —o Tapa 5 ‘ 4 y oa, voluminous than the two volumes « 4 ) , =) H. G. Wells's “Outline of History It doesn't seem possible that tir receh two-hour movie could use up th's agp pr dirs pola os much scenario, but it must be remen: printed(‘‘Mitz!.” We imagine it 1s d wn y 2 bered that scenes are not taken con- meant to be a replica of Mitzi in her % (7 secutively and that every move, every Imtest musical play. If so we thank ‘4 ry 4 placing of a chair or positfon of an Mitzi, Mr. Savage, her manager, the i t = Z * ornament must be in the script. mail carrier and everybody concerned. y ) Z S But when you dash off that “gres! ‘Why? Well, we have a two-and-a- é |conriqueo sg American movie’ of yours, just write half-year-old little pug-nosed Bide at it in synopsis form—in about 3) home who just dotes on dolls. He'll er “Nerve’’ ! words. The producer will like it bett« ‘be presented with this one to-morrow that way and then some continuity writer will have to elaborate your ide HE’LL SPOIL MITZI. 2) and then, good night, Mitzi! Yon . j AX WELL, \F L PAY THAT MUCH] | THEN You'LL )|(NOW HURRY UP WITH b ? WELL, ER ~ LET’: _ S65 - . I MADE A DATE - fanderstand ‘em, eh Heywood? me ee eye et Bi pongee a SANT A HAVE To GET}|| TuaT SUPPER, KATINKA- Witt FERDIE MAGIC TRIP. ; OLD News. DOLLAR eee te a AYS HOME .j& DEAD I HAVE Two TICKETS FoR FOR To-NIGHT ! Manufacturers from all parts of the ‘ From our scrapbook of 1912 we take} | WOULD You BE GETTING » IGHTS — |S NEVER # LONE ! A SHOW AND IT F y country, here for the annual conven iy ne fol . i "‘MPUDENT - AN } STARTS AT : tion of the National Association «i Brnest Truex, whose engagement to PER MONTH ? Doesn't BUTT IN! EIGHT ‘Ki f Manufacturers, will be taken on a trity 4 . through screen fairyland at the Wa! sy. teas a line in fei paar gatd Reb seoedd dorf-Astoria next Wednesday night Berm” that bothers him a good deal. when they will be shown a series o! ‘The company: seems to take delight fa educational and industrial films co: _ in “kidding’’ him just a little when t i ‘ J ering a wide range of territory ani \ delivers it. At one place in the 2 endeavor, th act he looks fondly at one of The speakers will be: Watterson I: ‘The “village girls’ and say: ‘Do 74 ’ : Rothacker, Rothacker Film Manufac You think you could live on $13 a ’ turing Co., Chicago; M. F. Leopoli : Bureau of Foreign and Domestic Com ‘Week?’ ;.fhe smiles and repties: “I could die merce, Washington; C. FR. Bateholts ith you on $12 a week.” . A General Electric Co., Schenectady: For some reason the other members 4 WY Winfleld Thompson, Internationi! the company have thought it ex- . = y & ‘ Mercantile Marine, New York; ani fremely funny since that announc I = YU Hamilton Foley, Standard Chemica! mA - y Yj Co., Pittsburgh, who will describe the ment Frida: J production ef one-third of the world's BY WAY OF DIVERSION. 5 supply of radium, ~ Some goldfish we acquired one Re icianpate posaiives Plowuree ise be ‘day. The purchaser was Sister ate Sithe Gtary of Asbestos,” 3, Edeson landed on his nose and it ney i e ‘ 4“ “Sunshine Gatherers,” “The Story of May. The man who sold them POEMS OF PROVOCATION ||crackea. I'se sho’ glad to hear yo’ say Gat, STILLS. Coal,” “Farming With Dynamite,”' warned us not to let them eat “Funny Hawthorne’ will open at responded the parson warmly. “‘I'se} ‘Three studios are being weed to|‘‘The Striking Tire,” ‘Baek of the Gr. awful lot, We bought some the Vanderbilt Thursday night ed dat you’ think so much of/make “When Knighthood Was in| Button,” ‘“The Adding Machine,” and Metedigescod stuf 10 208 them, tt Helen Eisler of Harlem spent years} Gioria Dawn has been given a part de ministers. So yo’ think we'd| Flower.” Marion Davies is sorry she| ‘Story of a Brake Beam." . learning to play the piano, and she |in ‘angerine’’ and Carle Carlton eaten eet batalla potion ele triplets, so's she could be in all 10" joes, man./ three at once. would be enough to last them Ralf a year, we heard. You see, we took the fish man’s word, First, mother fed the fish and GENEROUS. Mary Anderson, screen player, was standing near Times Square recently collecting for the Association for the Improvement of the Poor. A says she is a ‘find.’ Interborough heads and other em- ployees will see “Bronx Expre the Astor to-night. Harry Reichenbach, wanderer that he is, is pow giving Berlin the once- over, Snize town, he says, Fannie Brice opens on the Proctor Circuit May 8. Next season she will be seen in a new play by Rida John son Young. Adele Astaire, who has been out of is now an tvory tickler of much re- pute in the 111th Street neighbor- hood. But Helen finds her ability grew quite vered, believing they |it all, she doesn't want to sit at the had not been fed. He gave them |¥pright and hammer while the rest of 7 the folks dance. No handsome ood and went to bed. - vos ch ss : Se, - Then Bis- Jan is going to squeeze the piano ter May, who’ een to se @ | player while she is thumping, Look , came in and quickly she |a'here: on a stone, A stranger asked the] «p, ; Mer cleak of caen ,|first what he was doing. ia heey Post a zi ae 'T a concert in a country town,| ‘I'm working for $7.50 a day,” he iti a young lady recited ‘*The| Peplied. Village Blacksmith,” and was| ‘And you?" the stranger asked the] A BLOW FOR THE MINISTER. Be aes nd. a certain church one of the duties A few evenings afterward, at an- mai auiting this: atone.” eromleg | of the old sexton was to pump the organ, The man was deaf and) i voon film characters is “‘spoken|the envelope in and it was opened a other concert, she was di the laborer. iB ada het ee. ‘When the question was put to the the same recita-} third stonecutter he answered: “‘I'm| perhaps on that account had fallen) tities." Too many, take the expres-|sum of money popped out. Also & lit- building a cathedral.”"—The Christian into the somewhat | sion literally. tle slip which bore the hated inserip- Register. ~ embarrassing| ‘he movie sign read: ‘ ‘Is Life|tion: “Two weeks from to-day your THE NEW VILLAGE co LAG BLACK “I Am the Law!” thunders a new film title. Wonder who'll enforce it? The movie bargain-counter offers “Old Wives for New."" Don't get caught in the crush. Use the turn-| young man approached and slipped a stile. small envelope into her basket. The technical term for conyersation] Later when Miss Anderson turned tion. | dome rations fo the gold, es tavi “Wor Goodness Bake" because of 1Il- Just before she Od . Then 1 galas Ofttimes whew I'm invited ness, returns to her role to-night, stepped on to the M habit of abruptly] worth Living’ with.Eugene O’Brien," | Services will no longer be required,"” threw. Then I came home and : . WHAT WOULD HE SAY? quitting his task 2 ; To a party I refuse. Al Martin has replaced Frank platform a burly H H ‘Along comes a photoplay that is} She ays she'll give back any part, fed them, too, We'have no gold- Other girls would feet detightea |Smithson as stage director of “The fellow very much HE prisoner at the bar had a befoye @ hymn! going to make us “Good for Noth-|9F #ll, of the money if the young man fish any more and Sister May is To accept; but I don't choose | Rose of Stamboul”’ at the Century, out of breath long list of previous convictions e ba theses ing.” Neither Billy Sunday nor Vol-| ¥8"'s 't- “very sore. The poor things To sit and tickle iv tapped her on the against him. ne Sunday ®1 stead could do it cheaper.” .—— dined, alas! t00 well ise vane Fens searece, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY shoulder our honor,? he said to the Judge, Brawn of the North’ is the title USES VETS. 5 yaaa! tee well. & 208, 006 While others sing and dance, ‘ “T've just come} “would you mind postponing the case CP a ee nia aic Rennes ia tea | tate is this I tell. Bach one of } vs tough when one's abilities Whenever anybody hears us talking round. from’ the| for ® week? The lawyer who is de- ainos he’ was ot Bironaneart's text starring fontare.| Mack Mennats le £96: cavorite screen 4 %# dlames all the rest and each Do her good times enhance, feceerinns se ese # Fe singin. front,” he whis seaging CE Tne ae Ono] “A glistening stone wins many a Piwhy? om meee > na cdly. ** ‘ “But you were arrested with your ° Rat * net doce Fiona Bd 19 Nhe | | eeepeerentomenye FOOLISHMENT. pered excitedly, “T want you to do}, 14 in the gentleman's pocket,"" ob- young womanwho| St." opines Acvop’s Film Fables. |) Oh, it’a the stmplest thing tm the etep every o ime.’ We're mond” used to think ite Well, whi >” asl : lected the Judge. ‘*What possible de- played the organ oa 7 world. ‘oney Island] A lazy young fellow named Fitch ell, what is it?’” asked the young fg can your lawyer make?" ss naturally wanted to appear to the best production of ‘‘Salome"’ would be in} Sennett long ago made it a rule that ‘was an ingtitution for the insane, Alice Brady's baby has been chris- "As soon as the service |°°lors. Mostly vivid red, we imagine. | whenever he needed extras he would Was told to beat carpets, at which Dorothy Phillips, while shooting] give the veterans first chance. He cut a peach limb, le advantage, «Just so, your worship. That's why had begun she wrote a note. and, s this,"’ whispered the ¥ P he intruder, | + want the case postponed. I'm curi- @lad they're gone, though—juet the same. tened Donald William Crane. happen to be the fellov i “ - Gossip Balieff's Chauve-Souris will present] But work tired him. ‘aikice abate and I ine ee ous to know what. on earth he will] handing it to the sexton, told him to Pegi yee gar tage tried box-| Recently in filming scenes for Bill . a new bil! on June 5. They found him asleep at the switcn,|'® * Verse this time sayin’ that I re- Chicago Herald. read it at once, Evidently the old hed pe Be Says she got|Bevan's story, “Gymnasium Jim," Prank Monroe, out of ‘Thank U''| Irene Haisman has succeeded Mary s "| pair automobiles.""—Boston Post, ign 3t man did not correctly catch her|along finely, except the compass hit| Mack sent several automobiles to the ‘08 words, for to her horror she saw him | too hard. Thornycroft Sanitarium in Glenda NOT SO ENCOURAGING, COLORED preacher in Ala- the summer, js in vaudevill | Ned Wayburn is staging the new a for F. Ziegfeld jr. * will open at the Belmont May 15. Geofirey Miller of “Bull Dog Drum- Hay in “Marjolaine, John Tiller says the theatre, in Paris, has come back into its own.| Stranger—Mose, can you tell 4 Worthy shows are making money, where the Second National Bank iy" In doing @ fall in “Haunted,” in! Mose—No sah! Ah doan’ even know Philadelphia the other night, Robert whah de Fust National Bank is, — yo to the minister right after the] William Russell is busy on “A seit. THE SEEING Eve, first hymn and hand him the note, |Made Man.” Bill says he's gonna OW do you visualise your job bama was talking to one of his! ‘The minister opened it and read: |make a good job of It, too, spectators at a prize fight sean: The story of the three stone aged parishioners who ven-|Keep blowing steadily away until I] “If Winter Comes" ts to be an early} They not only had the th ] cutters leaves nothing of wis-| tured to express the opinion that min-| tel) you to stop.”—Youth’s Compan- I release. ‘If Winter Goes'’ it would be! ives but were each peer gh bray dom to be said. They were working! isters ought to be better paid, ton. @ welcome relief, tally for their part in the ploture, . f ; LS a RRC Ra Oe cee tn i ‘ Cal., and brought a buneh of vetera: FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, to his studio, where they pesed nw