The evening world. Newspaper, May 5, 1922, Page 29

Drier aa Sih "nae TRsRs a aEe Se eRB * iF YOU'D ALWAYS LOOK YOUR BEST ° | approach it. Perhaps you have realized Just how much can be done to make Yourself not only fit but very near a a perfect standard. Of course, ideas about what is the perfect ideal vary Make and Copyright, HIS is Physica! Culture Week, never with different people; even artists do not agree. But Venus has always been a standard and I want you to study the beauty of the perfect propor- tions and the well- founded figure that she so well ex- - Boscuea: emplifics. =Go to the museum and see for Yourself how the muscles of the female figure in all of the Greek Statues are beautifully rounded out, ‘ing the curves absolutely har- onious, Keep this as your ideal and en look at yourself and see where You fall short of it. Perhaps there is an undeveloped side of the figure; Perhaps your muscles are flabby, or it. may be that your curved spine and slouchy walk give you an ungraceful d@ppearance, All of these things can be remedied, and the best way to do it Is by realizing what really uutiful in the human figure and Working toward this end. There a two rewards that this will bring to you. First, improvement in health through the cultivation of your physi- cal powers, and second, and equally important, this physical development makes eyen the most unattractive person much more charming. I do not want you te think that If wish you to exercise to the exteni that an acrobat would. That would he too much muscular development for your ordinary needs, but I do want you to try, commencing this week, to have a very definite idea of what Is the best you could possibiy ®ring yourself to be. Then correct by systematic exercise anything that Meeps you from expressing this ideal of yourself. If you have this vision pefore you it gives you great en- outagement to start to Improve urself. * But do not be apasmodic—one day enthusiastic and the next day neglect- fal. Find out, when you look at ‘Venus, where you fail short in com- parieon with yourself. Make up your hind to develop your body so that you will at least be symmetrical and your movements graceful and har- montious, A pretty face is a wonderful pic- ure but it needs a well balanced, ‘graceful body to really give it the dest setting. That means that every mruacle in your body shall be sys- tematically exercised, that every meal you eat shall be intelligently ordered so that your foods will be blended ¥M such proportions that your weight becomes normal. ~All life {s a contest and there is al- ‘ways a prize for the winner. Here is @ beauty contest open to all. Take édvantage of it. See if by the end of a given time you will not only have remedied any physical shortcoming that is noticeable in a comparison be- tween yourself and Venus, but will also have learned to express the beau- tiful in every movement of your body. Do not say that you have tried and failed. This daily striving toward ‘Venus as your ideal strengthens your will power, and what was difficult the first week soon becomes second na- ture to you. So you see, you are strengthening your mental powers at the same time you are developing your body. Clothes, plenty of them, beautiful ‘and as varied in colors as every hue fm nature, are what we long for in the springtime, and it is a perfectly natural expression of the awakening of nature. But do not forget that the body Itself needs daily care and twice as expressive as the clothes that clothe it. A little attention each TEN GOOD RULES FOR “GOOD HEALTH.” | G-o ta bed early. O-vercome poor circulation by systematic exercise. O-nly eat at meal times, D-rink plenty of water be- tween meal ‘ean ideal and work to- ward it. E-at leafy vegetables, as they eontain vitamine: A-im to take long walks in the country. L-imit heat forming foods as warm weather approach Trake care of your teeth a therough mastication is 4 essential to digestion, H-appinoss and wealth are the i rewards of habits of health, Pf Lf ‘ + $ If You'd. Increase Charm And Gain Good Health, Select an “Ideal” . WHAT TO DO { A Pretty Face Needs a Graceful Body Give It Its Best Setting. That Means That Every Muscle in Your Body Must Be Systematically Exercised. Every Meal You Eat Must Be Balanced to to Keep Your Weight Normal. By Doris Doscher. 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co a splendid time for every woman to select a concrete ideal in physical culture and begin striving to x day to exercise, a good brisk walk in the open air, in fact, following the ten suggestions I have given in the box accompanying this article, is go- ing to make a wonderful difference in your appearance. It rejuvenates, it gives you health, enriches your per- sonality and improves your appear- ance one hundred per cent. +So swing {nto line in this open beauty contest and it will not be long before you see that, through this regime, you have come nearer to the ideal of beauty that Venus stands for than you thought possible. py Te Copyright, 1023, Qiew Yor? Bvening Worle Ee by Preas Pub. Co. By Maurice Ketten WHY DON ‘TOU AND AUNT JULIE GO THE NOVIES > CLLBLOW You ;- WASN'T IT Nice oF JOHN TO SEND US }: To LEAVE ‘You ALONE ! You've ) Got NE WORRI€D! LET'S GO BACK HOME THEN . YOu WERE RIGHT HE FLEW THE CoaP S THEY CAN “T FOOL ME 11 KNo K ALL THEIR TRICKS) FABLES FOR: THE FAIR By Marguerite Mooers Marshall The League of Man Victims of Women MORAL: Organization Is the Protection of the Weak—er Sex. Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. OMBEBODY, somewhere, has been S oppressing WOMEN again! They admit it themselves. Ana so the poor, dear oppressed ones Have started a new society over in Europe Called “The League of Wom- an Victims of Man,” One imagines the meeting of two fair creatures anywhere along he Riviera—(the present happy hunting ground of the league). Says Madame to Mam’selle, “Are you a Victim?” And Mam'selle ansWers, smilingly, “Not to-day, but I hope to, be one to-morrow !"" All a lady has to do to join Is to prove that she has been jilted, or swindled, or fired By some mere man, Then she and the other league members doubtless spend the rest of their lives Swapping sufferiugs and explaining to each other that mo man Is fit to be trusted. Probably it 1s a great Idea For Europe, But I can think of one even greater For America, Ladies and gentlemen—especially gentlemen— In the sacred name of the chivalry due to the Weaker Sex (male), L rise to propose the formation Of a League, of Man Victims of Woman, And I venture to prophesy that the American membership will be prac- tically unanimous. Who's who in male victims? Well—there's the man in the sub- way whose eyes are put out by the trajectory of this season's feather trimmings, There's the suburban commuter whose hat is jammed over his nose By the newspaper the woman be- hind him wields. There's the man who carries the baby, ‘The man who carries the Sunday roast, The man who carries his packages, The man who always—everywhere —in this bright land of free and in- dependent women, Carries the bag! ‘There's the gentleman who !s shot up by his wife, or near-wife, There's the prosecuting attorney who tries to convict her, There's her own attorney whom she kisses, There are the male witnesses and jurymen, whe have to waste per- fectly good time in court ‘Over a foregone conclusion, There's the man who can't swear at his pretty but incompetent stenog- rapher Because she would say he’s no gen- tleman; Who can't scold her—because she cries, Who can't fire her—because ladles must live, ‘Who can’t marry her—because he's married already ‘There's the man who pays the sub- way nickels, the luncheon checks, the taxi fares, the theatre tickets, the florist bills, the movie admissions, the millinery assessments, the TIPS, the TAXDS. The man who pays—and pays—and pays For the privilege—DEAR indeed— of woman's society. There's the rich man’ who belleves that he 1s loved for himself alone— Until she asks for alimony. There's the man of sixty who can’t understand why his twenty-one-year- old wife leaves him. There's the man whose wife tells the Other Man that he doesn’t under- stand. There's the Other Man himself—his troubles are just beginning. ‘There's the man who must bring home his Unopened Pay lope ‘There's the man who § with the children while his wife goes to the movies. the man who goes withouta wife's spring overcoat so that his wife may have a spring cape. There's the man who can’t smoke in the living room because it would Ruin the Curtains, There's the man who always eats the tail of the steak, the over-crisped bacon, the under-done potato, There's the man who spends his “day of rest’ playing carpenter, cook or nurse maid. There's the man who must enter- tain all the boring friends and rela- tives of his wife, While his own remain strictly “on the outside,"* ‘Dhere's the man who gives his wife the money to buy him a birthday gift and is presented with a new rug for the dining room. But for President of the League of Man Victims of Woman I nominate The Man Who Makes a Speech to Prove That His Wife Ought Not to Take His Name! Oh, I know that in the past tho cards have been stacked against women, And it may be so again; But in the matter of present-day victimizing I think at least there's an even break. If European women are victims, 80 ARE AMERICAN MPN! Dhey need protection worse than Dootleggers, or native American wild dirds, or any luckless citizen of New York City. And will they get it? Not unless they ORGANIZE! SFANISH CODFISH. Codfish tatended for luncheon should be soaked over night, If it ts Recipes for the Housewife The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. ND this was the unsatisfactory A end of the seance at the luxurt- ous apartments of Mrs, Clara Mudridge-Smith, Mr, Jarr had stopped the psychic demonstration of the disappearance of a hat full of money and jewelry by ectoplasm’s art- ful aid by making a physical demon- stration and also shouting Dr. Greese, the subject medium, was at the door with the hat full of money and jewelry, and Prof. Slurk, the con- trolling psychic force, was close behind him, In the now lighted room it was seen that the medium’s trumpet, through which All Baba of Forty Thieves fame had requested a demonstration of faith and sacrifice on the part of those present in their putting the money and Jewelry in the hat, was be- ing left behind, Mr. Jarr picked up the trumpet and handed It to Dr. Greese as he took away the hat with the valuables in it. “You left this behind you,” remarked Mr. Jar polltely, “The trumpet was left behind to summon @ call through the spirit world for ectoplasm, which wou'd have brought about the return of this pelf and these gauds,"” said Prof. Slurk, pointing to the money and Jew- elry in the hat. “Oh, ye, of little faith! Know ye not, it would have gently for ten minutes. Serve on triangles of bread fried in deep, hot fat. to be served for dinner it should be SCALLOPED CLAMS. pat to soak (in cold water) in the Chop clams very fine and season Morning. Drain the soaked fish and with cayenne and, tf necessary, salt. Parboil it. Slice a small onion and Moisten some cracker dust with warm fry It In three tablespoonfuls of but- milk, then add some of the clam ter until yellow. Gradually stir in li one beaten egg and a little one cup tomato pulp, which has been melted butter, Stir in the chopped stewed and strained (the tomato claims. If necessary add more of the Puree which comes in cans ready liquor. Thoroughly wash and dry the strained may be used), a small green shclis and grease them with butter. Pepper, finely chopp and two table- shells heaping full with the spoons flour stirred up with a little mixt Set into baking pan and water. Bring this to the boiling point bake ntl! browm, Serve in the shells, then add one cup of the codfish. Codk very bot been returned thousand fold?" “Oh, dear! I am all of a-flutte cried Mrs, Murdridge-Smith. “Do you really think the jewelry and money would have actually disappeared?” to ye increased g “I am sure of it," said Mr. Jarr grimly. “But It isn't going to disap- pear if I can help It. It would be a fine thing if it did, and then to have you all accuse me of being in col- lusion with these fakers. “Sir!"' cried Dr, Greese indignantly. “Such remarks are anti-social “And highly libelious!"’ added Prof. Slurk, “I shall consult my attorneys Charges such as these are action- abl “Sure they are!"’ spoke up old man Smith, Mr. Jarr's employer and the hostess's husband, ‘And you fellows can act on them at once. Get out!” But here the ladies began to ob- ject. They pointed out that the ex- periment had been interrupted just at the most interesting point, They had lost nothing, they said, they tartly requested that Mr. Jarr and old man Smith sit down and keep quiet and that the mediums resume the seance. “We regret that we eannot comply with the request of our charming hostess and the other dear Indies,” sald Prof. Sturk. “Yes,” spoke up Dr. Greese, “the influences present here to-night are not congenial to our friends from the spirit world, Ali Baba, our control, has departed back to the astral spaces. We regret to say that wo have cast our spiritualistic pearls be- tore""—— and Here Dr. Greese caught Mr. Jarr's baleful glance and he faltered at the word “swine,” and weakly added, “Philigtines,"’ And taking their hats and their trumpet and, as was afterward as- certained, a roll of bills and a soli- taire ring that Dr. Greese had palmed in the dark, they departed, The Uplift Sex DOTTED LINES AND SHARP PENCILS ARE ALL REFORMERETTES REQUIRE By Neal R. O’Hara Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Oo, WE! the meals. wife brought up through family salad days! were fun. stuff, But cents aplece, unfetters Laura Jean Libbey for spice of life. Straw rides were pleasure, Lawn party was last word in night life that was when rubles were worth 6) TER sex once made the beds, did the washing, gat What could be sweeter than that? Good children, coal and wood. Skipped album for picture show and read Those were the Picnics When charge account sex gets restless to-day, sub-committee of three pulls off private lunch and a pwblic reform, luncheon cloth with gavel of office and announces to Chairwoman spanks companionettes that tobacco chewing by male sex must cease. Committees on Nght and dark plug chewing are named and trip to Atlantic City, Mount Vernon and Washington arranged to grat lapels of Congressmen and line them up for cause. That ts outline and summary of every reform Luncheon Discus- sion. Adjournment. Reform. If one line of uplift is busy, try another. ‘Ten commandments were right “MARGIE” The Love Story of a New York Working Girl By Caroline Crawford Copyright, 1022 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. A LITTLE BUNCH OF VIOLETS. ARGIE found her thoughts turn- ing toward herself rather than Frank Spafford or the young Westerner, She was tired, so tired of standing behind the glove counter every day from nine in the morning until six at night, with only an hour to eat a frugal lunch and roam about the streets with some fellow sulesgirl. When would her Prince Charming propose? While Frank Spafford had been an attentive friend, sent her flowers and taken her to the theatre several times, he had at no time declared his love for her, He implied that he loved her, they bordered upon sentimentality sev- eral times and he frequently asserted that a society girl should never be hiv bride. But there had been no love vows exchanged, Could he blame her then if she desired to know more of this new man who had entered her life? Willis Channing, the Western chap, was not a man to play with love, ‘There was no ideal, stage-play love- making with hin Margie knew he was the type of man who would pro- pose in three weeks and expect a girl to prepare her trousseau in another three weeks. Moreover, Willis Channing had in- spired a desire in her to write. She believed she had talent along this line, but circumstances forced her to think of something which would bring in a weekly pay envelope. Now, since Willis Channing had encouraged her, she felt that she could write her experiences as @ clerk at the glove counter. That evening after dinner she cleared everything from the dining- room table, selected a pad of paper, a good stub pen, a bottle of purple ink and started the story which was to enable her to quit her routine life at the glove counter. “What if I could?” she kept whis- pering to herself. She dipped her pen in the ink and waited for the muse to come. The ink dried. Again she dipped the fat ttle stub in the purple well of ink and then \ddenly it dashed forth without any special effort, She filled two sheets and then paused to read. ‘There was neither plot nor interest, the thing was absolutely out of the question and she tore the pages to tiny bits. “If 1 only had a typewriter,” she thought, “When you see an opening sentence typed it gives you courage, but anything written depresses you; after the first page it begins to be poorly written, and at the third page it is always illegible. But I must have something to show Mr, Chan- ning when he calls." She put the pen down, picked up a pencil and began to scratch various introductions, At last she wrote one which suited her and again she took up her pen and proceeded to put down her views of Maiste, the bean- tiful blond salesgirl; of her beau, the floorwalker, and of the different cus- tomers who came into the store daily. Now that she had a fairly good start her fingers could scarcely write fast enough. Then her mother tnterrupted her. At first she held up her hand tem- peramentally with a ‘Please don't in- terrupt, mother, Gear. I have @ won- derful idea." But @ little bunch of violets in her mother's hand silenced her. “From Spafford?” she asked “I don’t know. The messenger said he lost the car? It might be from that Veaterner Willis what's his name? “From Mr. Channing? Oh, 1 hardly think 60." But she was s0 excited over the fact thet the viclets might be from Mr, Channing that she was unable to write any more that evening. Upon opening the front door the next morning, on her way to work she found a little pasteboard card, the one which the messenger must have dropped—which read ‘Willis Channip, © p-Morrow—Fal Play.) for old-fashioned folks. But that was prior to day of pamphlets, petitions and pay rolls in carload lots. Uplift industry no longer toddles in infant clothes. You can't run country on outfit of ten ‘golden rules any more than you can run lobby on ten sitver dollars. Try and do it! Remember the old motto, “Keep busy to keepdhappy?"" Well, woman's {dea of keeping busy ts grabbing sigs natures to fit dotted lines. A roll of wall paper makes a swell petition Violets and pansies on one side, names and addresses on other sure * face. ‘We, the undersigned, dd hereby,"* &c. Thirty thousand signa tures appended below. Anything ‘to keep your Congressman supplied wit. reading matter. E Now parasol sex is abolishing to- bacco. They put the bee on cornet saloon, Now they're after chain elgar stores. Be nothing left to put on. street corners soon except bon bon, parlors and flower shops. And speaks ing of flowers reminds us of funny. story. * Luther Burbank invented seedles$ raisin. Now Lucy Page Gaston de- vises needless reform. Lucy is cham- pioness of Anti-Cigarette League, Wants to stamp out nicotine Industry till last premium parlor closes its’ Petitions now being ctreutated’ wucy and other gals, Arid Lucy: instructs that when petitions are full, gals should roll their own. In old days every man was his ‘brother's keeper, and ‘frail sex let It go at that. But that was before vootlegging business grew up to have hip pockets. To-day every man is his brother's saloon keeper, Halt world ts made up of hooch salesmen and other half is those that drink. Nothing left for women to do but circulate petitions and think up tag days. Sten here on dotted line or. drop here in slotted slit. There are only two things more useless than Jane with a signature sheet, and we've forgotten them both, But galé keep right on with their Drivel War. They don't seem to know that names and addresses won't move a Congressman unless a city @irectory falls on his dome, They., don’t seem to know that a mile of six natures won't budge a seed Sante Claus an inch. They don't seem ty realize that the first ten command- ments are the hardest. Inclusive. For the Housewife’s Scrapbook The bedroom curtains will not fly out of the window and become solled of you sew small rings on the in- tide of the hem and have hooks on: the sides of the window frame. It will also give better ventilation té have the curtains fastened back. Daddy's old felt hat will make au excellent floor polisher, Take the long handled worn brush or mop, cover with a few layers of soft old cloth and cover with the old felt hat. Securely tle this to the handle, The tops of the long kid gloves will make cute moccasins for the baby. Patterns can be bought and, with the addition of a little feather stitching, dainty shoes can be made. White kid can be tinted blue or pink. The tans, will make serviceable footwear for the infant. Don't Spoil Your Child’s Hair by Washing It When yo uwash your child's hair be careful what you use. Most soaps ant prepared shampoos contain too much alkall, which {s very injurious, as it dries the scalp and makes the hair brittle, ‘The best thing to use ts Musifier cocoanut oll shampoo, for this fe pure and entirely greascless. It's very cheap and beats anything elae all to pteces. Simply put two or three teaspoon- fuls of Mulsified In a cup or glass with. little warm water, then molsten the hair with water and rub ft in. It makes, an abundance of rich, creamy lather, cleanses thoroughly, and rinses out easily. The hair dries quickly and ovenly, and is soft, fresh looking fluffy, wavy and sy to handle. {t loosens and ts out @ ‘andrate of dust, dirt partie’ You can get Mulsified store, and a few ounces wi! one in the family for mo: ee eee ee Spa Ses.