The evening world. Newspaper, February 16, 1922, Page 21

© ar a es. err er o | the pun Nov rane HTEOR The “Jazz Husb | “BUT,” SAYS CAROLYN WELLS, “HE IS EASILY FOOLED” ; If You Have Any Gumption You Can Twist, { If Your Husband Misunderstands You He's a The Prince Consort Husband How to Manage Him Will Be Told in the Next Article by Carolyn Wells. Watch for It on This Page. CHR EWE MEE £ and” Must THE EVENING’ WORL £19 HURT OL Be Him Around Your Little Finger and He'll Enjoy the Twisting—As a Rule He Is Easily Scared. By Carolyn Wells. @opyright, 1922, (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. USBANDS are a lottery. ,In that respect they are like hats. Be a woman never so careful fm the selection of a hat or a hus- band, they are quite likely to turn out a disappointment. The first quirement, tn both —anses, is really becoming- ness, If a hat is not becoming, it is a failure. Like- wise, if a hus band is not he Fj coming, it is a «. tragedy. Though a mar- ried palr may be congenial of heart and soul, if they don't look well to- gether the union is not a truly happy one. The chief charm of a jazz hus- band is that he is nearly always a becoming man. Now, a jazz husband is not neces sarily a dancer. He may not even know what syncopation means. iy he ts jazzy all the. same He ts usually good looking, with « nice, fresh color and a round, sm ing face. He is geod-tempered al ways and well dressed, without be an exquisite. But his ches teristic is his untiring enersy Ite always ready for anything—alwa the life of the party. Bverything thrills and interests him He wants to go somewher nd do something all the time. He adores queer restaurants and eagerly sam- ples new dishes, Nor » dismayed by the fact that they invariably turn out to be a combination of chicken and pimentoes, after all. Jie gets up hasty trips to Coney Isl- and, Impromptu parties to Atlantic tity, jolly picnics in the woods On these last named occasions, he busily builds a fire, makes coffee, broils chicken or steak, and by his fay chatter keeps his gu ticing the heat or the 1 uncomfortableness of slippery side hill He is so volatile, so magnetic, so full of whimsical charm, that one can't help laughing at him and with him, é He likes dress-up parties, where he can appear as a swash-buckling knight or an organ grinder with a monkey, ‘He loves practical jokes, comic songs and minstrel shows. H loves to turn on the Victroli. Sometimes he takes queer notions nd has a Hindustance control or a vhiropractor or he rigs up a wireless by use of a brass bed and a radiator. HW HXERERER / Why Not Look | Your Best? = a4 By Doris Doscher 4 Copyright, 1922, (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. Db“ MISS DOSCHER: ts from no- iges or the sitting on @ 1 am a girl who is very broad boned and as | have very fat legs and a plump face, | have the appearance of being stout, although my body is thin, Will you please tell what to do to reduce my face and legs? 8S. M. There is nothing better than the facial massage to reduce the face. ‘The leg bending and circling exercise that I gave some time ago is very «xcellent to reduce the legs, Mas- sage will also help. You will have to he very careful to learn to move your entire body gracefully so as to over- come the awkward appearance of your large, bony structure. This can best Ve done by systematic exercise of the Fotire body, advise me what to do as my skin always looks dirty? Will you also tell me how 1 can keep my hands white and soft? A. H. 8. The possible reason for your skin always looking dirty is the condition ef your general health, Try to get more time in the open air and add more frults and laxative vegetables to your diet, take the daily rubdowns and I think your skin will look bet- ter than by the aid of anything from the outside. <A little diluted lemon Sutee will help bleach the skin. Have the druggist put one drop of carbolic acld to a quantify of pure glycerine. Apply this to the hands and then rifp on a pair of loose, white gloves and allow it to remain on all night This will make the hands nice and ohn. He collects things—birds’ nests and butterflies and horrid slugs and bugs. But his energy is always on tap and his eager vivacity is inexhaustible, It is, for his wie, like living in the house with a merry-go-round. He wakes up the baby, he makes thé older kiddies sick with candy and ice cream soda, he t8“irrepressible and insuppressible. His wife can't subdue him—even at a second cousin's funeral, He winks at her during the services, and as soon as they ate out of the church he | proposes a theatre or a trip to Chin town, But he is always cheery, sunny, happy, and never irritable or die- 3 ATHOOW BMW HHH 8 Humored EM ORAS Monster—If He Thinks He Understands You He's a, Fool—If He Really Does, He'll Get a Divorce. agreeable. Wherefore he is a most becoming husband, especially to some types of wife. He is perhaps at his beet. married to a saintly faced Botticelli Jooking woman, who smiles with amused tolerance at his capers. Or to a placid rather plump young person who shakes with glee at his merry an- tio If, however, you are none of these, and if you find yourself tied for lite to a jazz husband, when you thought he was quite a different type, you must make the best of it. And that best may be something very good indeed. For hfs indomitable energy may be turned into a worth while channel. ° ‘0 try to direct his ambitions. Kn- courtge him to make great efforts 3 TRE BOSH 2 AT {OOO OC IK OOTOCEEOT POH He Ld - How Do Your Home? By Mrs. Christine Frederick , Household Efficiency ,Expert—Author of “Household Engineering.” You Run | cas weniger moe DO YOU FEED YOUR FAMILY OR JUST COOK FOR iT? HAVE no use for cooking! Yes. that's exactly I mean for cooking. I'll tell you why. on what I once stood the platfornygaith had Bustel the prize pig of a Western State She told how much corn and sour milk and other foods had given Buster in pounds and ounces until sfe finally produced a “prize pig.” Yes, she fed Buster—but 1 am quite sure if she had cooked for him he would never have been a prize pig! We women have been cooking for centuries, but we have just waked up to the meaning of feeding our fami- lies. [have yet to find a woman come up to me and say, proudly: “This is my prize husband. I feed him so much spinach and so much fruit, and this many ounces of meat and a por- tion of that! But why not? Shouldn't we pay as much attention to feeding humans as we do to feed- ing stock? she The basis of any and all cooking must be a knowledge of food values. And this does not mean understanding scientific ‘calories,’ whatever they —but belleving that each food is composed of certain definite ingredi- ents or qualities, each with a certain Purpose. Potatoes are not the same us tomatoes, for the first is starchy and makes heat in the body, while tho latter is watery and keeps the body cooly Meat and milk and eggs and cheese are just the same in their re- sults because they all produce musclo or actual body substance, It would take too long in this one talis to tell you all, or muéh about the various foods. I only want to show that we must understand the «\ali~ ties and results of each food before w in cook, Were you ever guilty of having a heavy roast beef at the sui dinner with a six-egg custard pie, 01 did you ever serve mashed potatoes boiled rice, pargnips and spas! not to mention “white bread. at the sume meal? 1 think even little children quickly learn what each food contains “nd later group those foods whic! selence teaches us makes a “balanced! meal. We require just tive differout things in cach meal—a food to form and keep muscle tissue in repair, i food to keep us warm, another to yield on nd one to refresh, while tt last a kind of general cle No meal is well planned or pe less it contains some of each of these things. If we eat too much fat or heat forming foods, then we will be forced to resort to a ‘stylish stout;' . if we concentrate on salads y vegetables, fruits, &c., we may quire the slender silhouette de ereed by fashion, The young mother is the one the finest chance to gradually perfectly understand food valu young child needs a balanced ration of milk, cereal and fruit juice. The pity of it is that just as soon as tie child is out of babyhood we tend to forget how important to health is feeding and straightway begin to cool: the child and adolescent and every member of our family right into ill- health! Who shall say if the real gause of the suicide was not an ‘derdone pork roast, when the victim. should have left meat strictly alone! Who can tell but what the extreme States of nervous tension and irri bility of the mother was not caused by eating hurriedly, taking a “cold snack" from the ice box, or habitu- ally eating her meals (as one woman told me) for years ‘on the hoof’ or may not the business woman's fre quent lack of resistance be due to an excess of eclairs, whipped cream and overindulgence in sweet foods? Remember, “Buster,"’ and keep in mind that no prize individual can be raised on cooking—he must be fed! Articles by Mrs. Frederick appear on this page of The Evening World three days each week. wit! and 3g MERWE Re RR RR RR CL OTT A EE RHR ARR RI) How to Treat a OCMC ot 220 HERE 1s a great deal of sickness of an infectious nature about; therefore every mother should know how to treat @ feverish child. ‘There are some cases in which a child is apparently feeling out of sorts, vaguely ill, without definite symp- toms, in whom, if the temperature were intelligently taken day by day, quite a degree of sickness would be found to exist. We call a child feverish when the temperature hangs around 100 degrees FP, Between that and 104 degrees F, there 1s a decided fever, When it climbs to and above 105 degrees F. there 1s alarming fever. There 1s an established fllness when the fever ts prolonged for days. In the case of fevers nothing 1s so impor’ at as careful nursinz. Fever —that is, elevation in temper. ‘sre— is not a disease but merely a symp- tom of some disease, usually of infec- tious origin (meaning that it is caused by & particular germ or ° it crobe), Nevertheless, there are con- ditions tn children of continued fever in which there appears no infecti.n and to which little heed {s usually given becausé the child may not ‘© noticeably sick, If an infant, it can not express its feelings well and may have a feverish look (bright eyes,‘ Feverish Child | By Charlotte C. West, M. D. H furred tongue, flushed face, ete.). In all such cases the same care should be taken as under the conditions which usher In the pronounced dis- eases, The child should be given a warm bath, put into clean clothing ani Placed in a clean, we ventilated room by itself. A mild laxative, such as calomel and soda, or miik of mag- nesia, should be given (this should also be the first thing done in any Cooling drinks of lemona or ten to thirty drops of sweet spirits of nitre in cold water, will aly thirst, while sponging the body with cold water will lower the fever and Induce sleep. In sponging the body it 1s best to place a blanket under the child and to use water at the ordinary spigot tem perature first, Begin by sponging the face and neck, then lay a cloth dipped in cold water over the brow; keep the body covered while sponging one part, say the arms, cover it while doing the other, and so on. An extra and wise precaution, especially in the case of a very sick child, is to place a sereen beside the bed and so avoid draughts, This simple but careful nursing will perhaps be all that is necessary to re store the child to Its usual health Do not forget that the patient and his surroundings must be Kept seru- pulously clean, the temperature of the room kept down to 70 degrees and the air frequently changed and he may achieve success. There are several directions in which you may guide his efforts, There is the attainment of money, fame, learning or plety. Choose the first—the others aren't there. It he still remains too jazzy for en- durance, threaten to leave him, Not with any intention of keeping the threat, but as a rule jazz husbands are easily scared. But don't be old- fashioned. Kemember that nowadays, instead of “I am going home to mother," one says, “I am deaving for Reno,” And instead of the question: “Am I the only girl you ever loved?” say, “Am | the only woman you are mar ried to?" Don't be afraid h will let you u The jazz husband loves his wife, and if she can stand his nonsense they a among the happiest of pairs. Oveastonally a good W. advisable, The excitement of flying into a rage, of being penitent after- ward and of an affectionate making- up will please the jazz husband mightily and is not much trouble for the wife. Aj cm husband has to be humoved He doesn’t see very deeply into thing and he is easily fooled. If you have quarrel | any gumption whatever, you can twist him around your little finger and he will enjoy the twistini: Husbands are white elephants at “best, but they are, like Toodles's door plate, handy to have in the hous \nd though a jazz husband may not be the finest type of gentleman or elu, he's about the most com ile sort to Hye with rere is one rule that should ved with any type of husb: Ov course, during the war, we hail lo conserve wool und it was scarce id expensive. But now it is m easily available, and every wife should keep a small stock on hand to pull over her husband's eyes now and then, If done carefully it and most efficacious, Remember, if your husbgnd misunderstands you he’s a mon- ster; if he thinks he understands you he’s a fool; if he really understands you’ he'll get a di vorce! If the above instructions do not exactly fit your present incum bent keop them on fi They may better apply to your next. For she who weds and knows the way may live to wed another day, 1 good stunt = D, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY perme Hi HH * Can‘You (GODOT —_—_— You FLATTER: YOURSELF MY DEAR! WHY SHOULD Q md») OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHY EVERYBODY EOES TO YOUR. {HONE ma 4, 16, 1922. ry IN Beat It! THE CATT CLUB | THE IC ATT? | CLUB | 3 Copyright, 1922, (New York Hvening World) by Proas Pub, Co, FORM NE We RIB SEE \\ ~~ Sou DON'T HATE YOURSELF! THEY GO To SOUR HONE BECAUSE Your ( HUSBAND Has a \< COOP SUPPLY OF THE OLD STUFF SJ - tf — Copyright, 1922, (New York tivening World) by Press Publishing © Which Man Will Peggy FACING OR a solid week Pegg worked like a Trojan, Dayton She not only assumed her new duties the office, but after a hasty dinner a home attended night busin Ks school. At the 4 first of the week while her energ Was still fairly 00d it all seemed clear and she pic- tured a brilliant ; future for her Self, but by Friday night her head ached and she was weary and tired of it all, Working from 9 until § with an in terval of an hour for Iuncheon and one's whole evening free did not sem so difficult. But after dinner to lave to dash out of the house and com Biene sat over again made her feel hat she was burn! dle pe aus ing the candle at After dinner Peggy had been ac customed to dolling up for en hour « so and then either to go out to a show or to entertain some of her friends. Jack Reed or Perey Peterson had formed the habit of dropping in two or three times a week, Marion Minton , usually came in once a week, an there was always a letter to wri either to Billy Bracton or to Harrison Townley. But for one week she had thought of nothing but her work at the offles and then her new business course at night. As she rode down in the sub Way at the end of this busiest week of her Ife she realized that she could not go through such another strenu ous week, She was not born to be & grind and she didn’t care wheth she had a business care ror not Pretty girls with their esc wer all around her, with the kates. Others were going to the theatre, while stilt others were on their way to a dance, Sho had refused two vitations that evening in order | tend business school; one to a « with Jack Reed, the ture on ‘Phe Modern Lercy Pete n Then her thoughts turned to } Bracton, Billy alone in Vhilad probably writing a letter to hv that very moment, Hilly had bee the one bright spot in her lif) He had always gone to lunch wit The Heart of a Girl By Caroline Crawford Choose for a Husband? FACTS, her at noon, strolled about the busi- hess section afterward and taken her out to a show or to a dance twice a week, Now that he had left New York, the world didn't seem quite the same place, Sunday Harrison Townley was com- Mg back from Europe, Peggy had recelved a wireless that very morning from him which read: “Will be with you Sunday evening if my ship gets in le: Harrison Town- Sunday evening! He would prob- ably expect her answer then. They had corresponded and upon several vccasions her letters had been almost love letters. If he should demand an answer fo his proposal, what should she say? Peggy opened her vanity peeked into {ts tiny mirror. Although she was tired tvom overwork and overstudy she saw a bright, rosy face. Her eyes sparkled and the dimples and curves of her mouth smiled back at her, Elghteen, almost nineteen, and she had arrived at @ point In her fe where she must decide upon some- thing definite! Business life and extra study were not the things she wanted, his was her last night at business hool. She would tell them so that very evening. But what was she going to do about vnley? She must either accept or reject him, She must decide between him and Billy Bracton. Peggy reached her station, hurried to her night school and prepared to listen to the instructor for the last time. She was not tired now. She listened not ax a student but a@ little butterfly of a society girl who was looking on. As the instructor moved toward a blackboard and picked bag and Re p & pointer to Illustrate what he was «ying Peggy noticed that he was bald and wore his collars a sizo too large. What he was saying meant nothing to her at all now. Later as she stood before her mirror 1. her own room and examined her ce most critically she shook a vty cious little finger at herseif o% sh red: Now you have settled the business ‘ on once and for al! and decided you are a marrying girl Your at step is to decide which maa you cnt to marry. “Which ts it to be, Harrison Town iT or Pilly Bracton? lo-morren—Tow ley “ce EAR Miss Vincent: 1 told. one who could do it ar too flighty. and Famous Women ANNE OF GREAT BRITAIN. a girl infant born at Twickenham, near London, 258 years ago, the second daughter of James If, then Duke of York, was destined to fall the lot of bringing to an end the long and brilliant reign of the royal House of Stuart. Married to Prince George of Denmark when she was nineteen, Anne as- cended the throne of Great Brit- ain and Ireland at the age of thirty-eight. Weak in character, she was governed first by Marl- borough and his wife, and after- ward by Mrs. Masham, Although she gave birth to thirteen chil- dren, not one survived to claim the throne on her death in 1714 AS a result the British crown passed to the Elector of the Ger man State of Hanover, who thus became George I. of Great Brit- ain, and founded the present dynasty, The relgn of Queen Anne was distinguls not only by many memorable successes of the British ar it ulso by the number of great writers, Includ ing Pope, Swift and Addison, who flourished ut that period Copyright ¥ am a boy of twenty-six. | know a young woman of very seventeen. | often take her out to shows, and the only thing she cares about is jazz, dancing and musical come dies. One morning she and her Girl pal called at my office and seid they wanted their fortunes I told them that was fool ish and that I did pot know any yway. | like this girl very much, Miss Vincent, but i am afraid she is What do you advise? “ANXIOUB." thel fort Just a All girls Ike to hav: Perhaps thir wa she would beautiful -| me to a 5 Keys to Women’s Happiness | A Series of Sparkling Interviews With Eminent Authors and Artists. On This Page Next Week. By Maurice Ketten Yes THEY Coné BECAUSE BEAUT™., TH ENTOY MY WIT MY POU ARE TEALOUS BecAuS 4 SCONES 76 NY PARTIES E EVERYBODY AND NOBODY 76 YOURS. ADMIRE NY CHARM, SINGING BECAUSE wes ARE AFRAID oF See POCO FAC OCR HH I ridge-Smith, after she and Mrs, Jarr had pulled all their mutual friends to pieces, “was to ask you to come with milliner’s. T am going to leave a bird of paradise to trim a hat, and [ want a witne: Mrs. Jarr, who wird of paradise her friend, to understand. “Didn't you know it is necessary to have a witness (hese days if you leave an aigrette with a milliner, especially a new milliner?” her friend explained “Since had never had a aigrette, stared at indicate she did not the luw of paradise align that forbids birds tes and other rave plumes, except ostrich feathers, be ing imported, such things are worth thelr weight in diamonds,’* the visitor went on, “So if you leave a valuable against-the-law aigrette with a new milliner, you had better count the feathers, mark {it for identification and have a witness, If you don't, you will find they have stolen half the plumes or substituted a less valu- able aigrette when they put it on your new hat."* “Who can one trust these days?” RI YORI CHC HE EAE ICA | EY Courtship and Marriage = By Betty Vincent # %« 4 tog World) by Pres Publish you had told her you could fortune—you w It! The girl who ikes fun and plenty of it is just as incere as the sober girl “Dear M tell her Vincent: | am a girl of eighteen and go to many dances. There is a chap one year my senior with whom | am deeply in love, and he told my girl chum that he loves me, but does not want to tell me just yet. One day | wrote him a letter and told him that my friend had told me all he said, He told me she was most unwise and that she had spoiled everything. Do you think ho cares, BLUE EYES.” It would have been far better you to have waited and let the young nan tell you this b Sever try to be a Pandora in life, Now tf you wish to retain his friendship be cor dia! and friendly and do nat mention 1 c ain 40200 1 2OCHCE 8 8 RA The Jarr Famil x be é @ Jar Family F : : i} By Roy L. McCardell % Coppngis, 12%, (New Vor: Evening World) by Press Publishing Co “cc ND now, my dear, what [ sald Mrs. Jarr sympathetically. And A really called to see you then her friend launched lugubriously about,"’ sald Mrs, Mud- into a recital of the burdens the rich endure. “Yes, my dear,"’ said Mrs. Mud- ridge-Smith with a deep sigh, ‘it's dreadful to have anything valuable in times like these. Tirst, there is the luxury tax on anything costly that one buys, Then, if you have a fine automobile, poor people cross right in front of you in the hope of getting run over so that they can sue you tor damages, If you have valu uble Jewelry you dare not wear it oF keep it home for fear of thieves. You have to put them in a safe deposit box at a bank. If you take them to have them cleaned or reset, you, can never tell if flawy diamonds or other cheaper stones have heen substituted And if you see a new hat shape that you wish to have trimmed with your rare algrette, you have to be so careful.” “Why don't you patronize first ass establishments where you wouldn't be afraid of fraud, substitu tion or theft?"* asked Mrs. Jarr. “But you can't pick up bargains ull the time in responsible places,’ replied the visitor. ‘And I have seen the most fetching hat shape in # cheap store’s window; just what 1 want So I'm taking my aigrette there to have it put on the shape and T want you to witness when I count the sprays of feathers in front of those people." “Why can't you buy the trim the hat yourself, witt to all this trouble and w quired Mrs. Jarr. Her friend gazed at ‘work x for workmen’ on her face. “Il trim asked. "L wouldn't dare “Why not?" said Mrs Bi}. maid would see Mrs, Mudridge-Smith. "She would tell somebody, and it would get around and would eventually reach the commercial agenctes and it might start rumors that would reflect upon and finally ruin my hubsand’s oredit."* nape and ut going ry?” ins her with a expression a hat?” she Jarr, me."* replied “['m sure T dor oul said Mra, J puzzling to me “Why, don't you said opulent visitor. “In the present cf commercial depreasion, peop! station must lve extra extrava gantly qor it will be suspected that they e in straightened financial circumstances inderstand It ut Ss all too 1