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: THE EVENING WORLD, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1922. mo " pale . + ——— Of a Modern Maid By Marguerite Mooers Marshall 1022, (New York Bvening World) by Press Publishing Oo. ‘The chronic philanderer is as much a victim of habit as the chronic tirst nighter. Both are grimly proud of not missing anything, both expect no new thrill—and as to that, both are rarely disappointed. BE’. after she marries popular usage concef\. a woman her “own” name—if she has made it. If she hasn't, why should she worry about exchanging one form of anonymity for another? Sex H er K eenest Wea pon AND BUSINESS WOMAN Should Use It FOR ALL IT IS WORTH MaxuxSHEN SERS Copy" f EOC 209 CMT HOCK SS OSCR FC RA CT RT TR HAC Alice Foote MacDougall Wielded It 4 ! __Gopyrant, 180, And Built Up Big Business E Can You Beat It . Oy fea Pun oe r 7 x TR ROC RD CR ED EH, A I Started Fifteen Years Ago With $38 and Handicap of MY JOKES Three Children; Now Gives Advice to Other Women. ( ’ DONT MAKE ¢ By Maurice Ketten Give THEM SOME NORE |e | Dri ) Go IN Fore Te Te When from one of those “unexpected business trips" a man returna Nit &® HIT WITH - . By Ruth Snyder }} | A FEW JOKES | THAT BUNCH \ MUSIC with @ peace offering of diamonds and fine platinum, even the least sua- | ot ie ie ih i a, pied enn Press nt ees ee | (TS THE PULLEST \ ia 54 ) “EY picious spouse finde herself wondering if he inn't too good to be true. | Pe is the keenest weapon in the arsenal of the business = } - *S “H woman, and she is handicapping herself unduly if she neglects PARTY (‘VE re A girl's greatest social asset is the reputation for “being a good pal.” to use it for all it is worth.” HIVE i is the lump of sugar which attracts those skittish animals, men, until , I climbed the four long flights of stairs leading to the offive of Alice here ARE ALL he one she wants is so close that she can slip the matrimonial halter re around bis neck before he knows it. Foote MacDougall & Sons, at No. 73 Front Street, with the sentence ring- ing in my ears. For just a second I thought it must be hard not to for- get one's sex climbing those ever-rising steps every day. Then my nose caught the odor of coffee—swect and delicious. Up, up I climbed while the smell grew more tantalizing. When the author of-the above sentence made her appearance | fairly gesped. Such a little woman to have done so much—a regular female poleon. Because this little woman, in less than fifteen years has built for herself—with an initial capital of only thirty-eight dollars and with the additional handicap of three children—one of the largest coffee houses in the city. ‘We scttled ourselves comfortably in one of the quietest corners of the very efficient office and Mrs. Mac Dougall explained herself above the rat-a-tat of the energetic typewriters. “Please—please,” she begged, blue eyes imploringly seconding her plea, “please do not take my statement too literally. What T mean to convey is that this ‘man to man’ advice usually given to girls going into business is ail bosh. A woman cannot forget he: sex. The man cannot forget the fact Natural laws cannot be ignored so easily. Tt has been his policy—and he inherits it from the ages—that a woman has to be protected, to be looked after. When I was first thrown into contact with men. I tried to school myself against taking ad vantage of my sex. I tried to meet them on their own ground, Rut their ground is fundamentally to pro tect—to cherish. “Sleeping I dreamed, Love; dreamed, Love, of thee,” sang the senti- mentalists of yesteryoar. If one of them tried it on to-day “Love” would retort: “Well, you'd better go see a psychoanalyst.” / SAW) € 4 2 WININ G7 a ‘The only thing more crue! than laughing at a man’s love story laughing at his funny stories. When @ woman wants to know exactly what people are saying abou’ b her she invites her two best friends to tea. Usually she doesn’t want to know—again! not Conjugal jealousy may sometimes make a naughty husband behave-— discreetly, but it’s quite as likely to convince a good hushand that he is ihe devil of a fellow—-and must prove it. There je no kiss like the firat—thank heaven. In kissing, as in all the other arts, it is practice that makes perfect ) Suri Sure! eS ~/ SNrue| F Why Not Look Your Best? yall, THE PARTY By Doris Doscher x Coperign:, 1082, (New Tork Evening World) wy Pree Pubuaning Co, ITCHING SCALP. Neglect to properly brush the halr N itehing scalp is a very annoy- each night, thus allowing the dust to A ing thing to combat, and unless Settle on the scalp, is one of the cured, it is also very @emtruc- Causes, But remember that the hair tive to the growth like the nails and skin, is the furthest LET S TRY THE coat te EDM [oe ENNUI uni Sa TE TARE TIRED OF THAT Too . MY! IT'S HARD fh DB ENTERTAIN ad KOUESTS IN NAY BEWE ) ARE Too OLD ~ '/ FASHIONED FOR ( THAT CROWD _/ \GINE THEM y— JAZZ AND DANCING? | sam * F YY SPE eiive any alta a8 of the hatr, It away from the centre of circulation re Caley. "a is ws may have several and Is therefore the first to be cut off ; ies sub causes Of fromthe supply, This means, you subject. “Busin is a hard grind, full of monotony and the ‘ z arpest kind of competition. It's a no place for a woman. by ALICE “Then you don’t think the business wae L woman makes the best housewife, as ‘ Goecns' has been contended quite recently” Do) : T questioned. “No. No. No." She snapped a de- termined pair c7 fingers on her desk. for @ slim girl and for a woman who “it's a erine, The business world likes comfort, they are the thing. And is h——— for a woman, Home isthe big- | believe they will be worn in the ne: course, if it is See, that the general health has a die to an infec- great deal to do with the condition of tion, medical care tte scalp, and where the circulation is will be necessary, (he least bit defectivd you will have but in many.cases to Make up for the lack of It by the this itehing of the Proper massaging of the scalp. scalp isduetoex- After a serious illness or even a cessive dandruff, Mental shock the hair continues to Unless this is Show the ravages of the disease jon gest thing in the ore ane world iii aiweinaneneedenret Boas “Doscmmw, cured it becomes After the body has rebounded back ty / means home, Soul makes up the an need not ever forget home, sex or soul,—they are synony- that sho is @ woman,” she summed harbor for its normal health, due, as I have suid. Iroust-but soul is the prettier word. UP. “A business man does not neg RENNES AAA Cue baOneR theo, feoche Fact iat the Bain ts) 90) tas A woman going into business loses let any natural advantages that he So it is well to take this condition from the centre of circulation, this home feeling. . They talk jest- MY Possess. And neither should a in hand at the first sign of an itching he itching of the scalp may ais» " . vi . he cont r erever ingly about the ‘tired business man.’ Woman, On t ntrary, wherever ‘ 4 be duet st ‘i It's no joke. T realize now why my her sex gives her a legitimate advan sensation, It is easily controlled jue to the fact that you have been } father. used to be so frritable and tase she ought to take it, By that 1 when first noticed. Do not use a fino Wearing a hat that has been either cross when he came home. mean a pretty: girl need not cove comb ov anything that would be Hable ‘00 tight or is of such a heavy fabric | “[ have felt that way many times her face with a black veil. If she is « ate the se sto cause t ; r | myself, In fact, when 1 first had to Pretty she should use her looks to ad to irritate th alp al this time. it # Me use the head to perspire. ‘Iu | come home after a long day's work in ants But''—quickly-—"'shy fs Is-much better to apply a simple evercome this you will have to give it the office I had to hesitate on the Mot depend on her looks alone. ‘That krease, sich as Hquid vaseline or olive Ceauent airings. In most cases you threshold of my house before going would be a calamity. She should make oil, On the application the ttehing Wil And that the simple rules of rest in. I hated to face my children in herself as pretty as she ean, even i r .- i ng and : :. the mood I was in after the constant With the aid of a little powder and Use wend: aan 1G ANS AlAs 0 alring the hair, massaging | jangling of the nerves after a day in Color.” properly shampooed and thoroughly ‘he seaip and the application of @ 1i1 the office. And I lost contact with Thus spake a very modern woman cared for, the condition will be im (le ofl to the infected spots is all that the children—lost the feeling of in- — meet _ proved is necessary to cure this itching. But —-—--—- if this is neglected and you use the AAEM RK! Sightest friction you are liable to . . % cause an abrasion of the skin of th Courtship and Marriage scalp thus opening the way for ha boring germs. Remember that tl By Betty Vincent any washing of the comb and bru timacy. A woman who goes to busi- ness does. And once she loses it she will find it hard to regain, Irankly, I dread to think of the homeless fu- ture. The Heart of a Girl By Caroline Crawford The Jarr Family | By Roy L. McCardell tNew York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. nt to those women who must so to business," I questioned next “What advice have you to give— Goayrignt, 1 side combs and hair pins in 4 what secret of success?"’ SERK und Min. MahaAl AG Copyright. y York Evening World) by Prose Publishing Co oe t Mr, Michael An- tid of unwelcome visitors, a plague Copyright, 1922, «New York Evening World) reas Pub c fh Well” — she ela Dinskion, nostand phileags Of @uints at your liouse,: ho: bestowed Which Man wil Peggy Choose for a Husband? E ng Wari) by Press Publishing Co mild antiseptic is necessary to keer Fp ooha lsat ston, poet and philoso A “< AR MISS VINCENT 1 away from home. H ‘ jought fo’ oie sa it dipgel mein gcminner'as prompt ax The story 0 Dart b y from home. He gave mea — the heal that has an itching tenden continuing her thoughts aloud: "I ner, proceeded upon their |! Peete entered business as a at an BF aparean, lense am seventeen years of little keepsake and told me never ‘olutely free from infection have: twa: eueg: First, if homeward way: or, rather they pro- UaTRS Crete on rmctons sand Hinrrison Townley a” wel-tvge" cher tee ve liga andihavernevar be: to return it unless our love ended. The wetting of the halr as an ai! she goes into business for success ceeded upon M homeward strate the efficiency of the psychol. “tr? te-day. Every Tnstalnent ‘a new episode In Peggy's fore gone out with a young man. Recently | was ill at home with a to dressing is very injurious anil she must go in with that way, because My) Dinketan had no oY of the unusual.’ Mr. Dinkston PEGGY'S PARTY. haravid: av carealon becnaaenew on ned ankle and because | was = niay be the cause of your itehine permest in her mind. ies went on, “If I simply went to your E2ATURDAY MORNING Poggy '¢- the room, where the “supper’’ would whe has asked my nacente if A ie TL We ra Welleg: Gese aot baba of her head i" rf THepaL canes Mr. Dinskton was wearing , house to partuke of dinner and had ceived a wire from Billy which be Served, Six large blue-and-white ally also farce ir : hy he sogim; the hairs it is the’ lack of thorougnly st hen end: UF marciage: come Y wing the no overcoat and explained that 1 tad made her heart beat. twire as PUngalow aprons awaited the gucats, M@Y take me out and he ssid that =A argetting what he said. 1 diying it and ullowing the moisture 1 p bere well and goed. Ou aye) | overtone he lad borrowed trom Sol, the mumps, or if I had an overcoat , ' _ : “Every girl in town will be imitat- he loves me very much. The other {epee seat Genre note from sour on the hair that causes the dani rust not Go into business with the Smoke Shop man. Me had the and wore it in the normal manner [AS! S® usual. As she was leaving ing you, Peggy.’ declared Marion and day | happened to meet this him f my folke do nat aporovirsr nit, Sn,mproner rinsing of the hair e idea that her business is 90° coliar turned up around his neck and HM said 1 had the mumps, either 1 her apartinent ‘or her cousin Bella, ‘‘Really this is the yeung man and Ite him. My heart is becahrereye.of after a soapy shampoo may also ti ing to aid, Her in securing ars the coat buttoned atthe neck ang NoUld not be believed or else it would business a messen- ost original idea, my dear. How DID 4 we were talking Vinuentrehe, fete ing, M the cause. So see which one of thes: bus) Ault x jer business must be won. clea koiee and appear that J misht be mistaken ger rushed up to You ever think of it?” about business, but he never asked 3 please help me. . conditions meets your problem an first with her. ; cloakwie, that is, without his But when [ wear the overcoat in dnt her ,-LOgBY Was still adding the finishing me about going out or coming to isaD avoid that. And if you at the same " ptoctety eit when she ‘comes arms in tho sleeves. this striking and unusual manner it her and han " touches and just a bit annoyed that see me. Please, Miss Vincent, tell No young man who is worth while time follow out the other suggestion gut! hes the thought of making @ 41 was approaching the crux of Will be most ‘impressively apparent her first telegram. Marion had arrived so early. She had me what am | to do? ‘ ikea to meet a young girl outside of | know that you will have no repel thon parte! Je mind. Bute business |” Teument, the Application or (nat, { have the m ind in thetr Old age suspects planned to snatch a few moments with fet eres her home. The only thing for you tion of an itching condition of thy work. If she docsn't she will lone these curious instances of the TOME, AOE RE FORT aur aaeieen death and isfrient- Billy before the other guests arrived g Taare ae ee eauains sale i : en 9 ot try to rush matters, It would f s E es of the psy- aunts will flee me as though the --8,30 or even 9 would have been Do not try t ' ters. It H jem about this man and ask ened at the sight ip them to meet him. You will find hoth ways. She will make her busi- chology of the unusual,’ remarked Pestilence, you will get out the ch better taste to arrive, sho felt. « 4 8 ema 00 we ‘. bs 1c a * id - Mot have mess a failure and her marriage @ yf, Pinkston, as they ambled on. homebrew and all will be pea of a yellow en “Jack Reed won't be here for at yo, been good etiquette for the inat cousins (no matter how strict) OA" Mise Doscher: Satentrop ns “To be succinct, th iy, neReandiaulel uesin) beneath youn velope, but youth least half an hour,” she announced ag YOURE Man to (alk about coming to ail have hearts apd If this young man Will you kindly tell me if my i : ° ccinct, then, our worthy own poof tree.” y dul y See you or Ke an i is th De thay: it is normal? i My second point i) and ¢! telands, Bol, the tabese war t laughs and knows the message is #%¢ busied herself in arranging some 1 or to make an appointment ne an eee type of man they will Lal me hetghe 8 rebel ba s may sound paradoxical,’ she + Sol, ohacconist, would — By this time Mr. Jarr and Nis guest 4), 7 , earnations for the table. on the street. Since he has spoken loubt approve of him. Write a iy Hiner feet, 6 inches. ally, “if she not have lent me his overcoat if 1 Were at the door to Mr. Jarr’s apart. Orne on the wings of life and lov “As if I cared,” sniffed Marion. to your parents he will be quite cere ro cet? the young man Inviting him y Present weight is 130 pound does go into business, she should had told him J needed one and hadn't Ments and when Mrs. Jarry answered “Will be at your party lo-nigh “Rut It me warn you, Pogey, (hat tain to call or phen eaes to call & certain evening and telling YOUNG MAN. go into it the way a man go the’ means of purchasing one; but her husband's ning ste bell and “BILLY Hella will vamp Billy if you don't Gia ; or to invite you out later Bima: you wish to introduce him to For your age and height your pr into a football game. She must When I said I comm use it in getting her glance fell upon an Pinkston ‘Those few words sent Pegsy ehip- Wateh out. She is a country-town girl “ris are very apt to ush ahead and ¥¢ wuardians. ent weight is correct her first question was ‘And wi sf ke et oe dye ” B > o take the knocks and not whine. eae uae haat Mag: into’ the eubway with a merry aro moo the tyne. Imagine their Prince Charmings are are euUIIeRIRL sie aOR oR SEO NRE . “Tm a sportsman idealist. To me nM ston, is he ‘A sort of Alice Adams, I suppose,” going to pop tho question long before , ACAI I there is nothing bigger than a ‘good To D. heart, AN the way downtown sii laughed Peggy as sho gave Hella a », D ; ; i sport.’ Take for instance Carpentier “Vays cHe bes ithe snipes eaid Mr. hummed bits of popular tunes of \he mischievous bat of her eyes. Had frames the first word in his sen- % The First American Humorist i and Dempsey, ‘To me there was noth- Anniversar arr impressively, whilo Mr. Dinkston season as ehe read her paper and ‘‘Jut that,"* agreed Bella, who was "0? Bae ae ; x ing bigger than that. The braina of sary Che mumps!" evied two shrill Planned the evoning’s programme. * Petite blonde with flashing biack “Dear Mise Vincent: Am a | 2 first distinctively American Stick’ now finds comparatively ies Carpentier matched against the sheer THE MISSISSIPPI. voices, behint tr, Jace as the two She had invited Perey Peterson, 0% She wore a simple white home constant reader of the advice you humorist—if we are to accept ‘eaders its author is entitled to 1 brute force of Dempsey. And when s ' i made muslin dress and sithoura ; the authority of Artemus Wari Mfmbrance as the pioneer in the mitt Me want. dawa He tock l¢ ae a apattes HE first white man to descend | maiden aunts hur the hallway Jack Reed. Marion Minton and hi! Peggy could scarcely believe it sno 9¥® to others and would like a wasldudae Wc ‘ ? typically American type of literat: e pi te ec vas need ins prise and, t cous) o 1 was : Y i eT ymas Chandler = man should, The contrary holds for ay Rl cota ve phan Wee felon: tists: Sire ie “g it would conan, Belli Roy eversinins 984 actually had a baby-blue wash, Al- little personal help. Is it proper eat eh nore * handler Ha ; obe: valier, Sie le La | seem, i i also. nerfect; she and ¥ would make it ¢ urton, Nova Scotian jurist and Roe Lengien. It in the same in any | Sajie, who sot out on his historic “You aren't goin ta manwith an even six MOURR aha ‘lonked: -teignicully, ol: Yer an engaged souple'te Ge te, hi If H k H. @, tennis, fishting—or—the coffee US: ji ua Pay A i fashioned Peggy knew at a giance the country t h h author, who was bora in Windsor, ousewor arms b mi voyage down the Father of Waters | th his house and Saturday is a day to rush thi ' y together on their va . =| vonimers, Ufa Antihen wath etnies Wovage denn the Wathen ot Wate the mumps in this house and expose | Gatunday {0 rus that Bella wan just the type of Kitl cation? WORRIEO.” Nova Scotia, in 1796, He was best Y, Hands—Read Thi aN y ideas EL at 8 82. Li | your two dear litt en to . Kk and leave on tho stroke of Si ‘ ? a a } Arg’, FOU ARY definite ideas on | Sajte, a Frenchman, settled in'Can- | cried one amaidon ain Ne" Peggy. usually watched the other YOURS men admire _, Not without a chaperone, it the L70M@ as the creator of “Ham Blick! OUT SPAMGSy—aheRG, AIS Gusta. Khoo ime toll melt ob. had on L the age of twenty-three. Te “We've h mumps and we Stenographers rush off like five oN 4, ecm: yan fetes un an ele Young man stops at another hotel ov |" Which he detailed the adventury x Perhaps you think you cannot avoid 's .) : vas given a grant of land in Can don't mind it!” exclaimed the gines, but sat stoically back for « half yet 4 bla © bes abet ns exne: ofa Y. i singe seiestion to a girl being 3] ada and was in a fair way to ac- fee si ee oeeR our on ae 46 sey Reena othe Sldered her as something upon which Doarding house, howover, this is fre hd amusing experiences of a Yanke having hands reddened and rough- ‘ea ine as ule willed, for her own | Cumutate a fortune in the fur busts | cout Whew children cath the mumpa Poe Oe we a oname extes work done, 10 eXDeriment with, It would be fun quently considered pertectly conven flockmaker, The various “Sam slick’’ ened by the daily duties of the home Hed rithm taaaioh ree suai with ness when he guve up everything | jitie howe ately vt from srownvion, She had been told that the business © Se which of the boys would he- tonal \olumes enjoyed a wide popularity. —the dishwashing, scrubbing and teed Upe her ane to! match, to respond to the call of the wilder- the reaalts aie. generally fatal, oe Bit! who gets ahead does not watch soe interested in her. Boys always TaBearatileneMineanti_iilam on vod doubtless th success furnished Other necessary work. You can. ' 'y be as feminine as she wished to the Se, Rae tallies ng the Gloss BUC sdsday ane lect on ihe. cy ‘ Now thee ned Noten orphan, within a few months of ‘!'® ispiration to many later humo,» UseVELOGEN, ‘'Beauty'sGuardian,” a. the Mississipp! was a failure, and oO reamed Mrs. Jarv at Mlnute of 12, She wanted to do rome zi rae tatays ats which should be applied liberally at Spnat 1 at on his second expedition he had to i i shopping, to go to the grocer's, to Would it be Jack Reed, Percy Meter Sixteen years old, and you are the . ee cimtcult question for | tinny hack nfter hing the benks | ‘Ne astounded Dink awa St a Necoherss ner tartit and 808 or Billy Bracton who mot ad- only one to whom | can tell my Phe author of “Bam Slick" was a night after washing—and Women io business,’ she answered as you wicked, thou mired her? staneae nly iist In his native province, and lie the morning, in many cases. The of the stream, ‘he third essay was crowned with success, From the outlet of the Ilinois his fleet of do a million and one thing: stor: u y+ About three monthe ago | By 8 o'clock she had transformed The three young men arrived 4l- met a young man twelve 14 the kitchenette and dining room into most within five minutes of ach my senior, and it wae a case of she thoughtfully twirled a string of ved beads which helped to complete turned to literature merely as a diver. skin needs its softening, soothing ac~ And Mr, Jarry was dragged within % sion, his early efforts being publisned tion and responds to it at once. and Mr, Dink was locked with- her costume. “I haven't solved it yet, out ; © sever kaow what i canoes made its way down the Ae , @ combination of tea room and imi- other. Billy whispered that he would = 4, ‘ A pe i raat Erte une Drepareia nee great river until, on April 9, La] "Yes, and wel! lave 10 Stay an~ tation restaurant, ‘The vietroia hud tty to snatch @ few minutes aftr the tres Anson bern el ie tae Beaten be tutes Mall ae parunee tt relleved, redness dior loose sleeves gingerly—"‘is a nuisance, | S&lle was able to plant the arms of - Ie GRY Od SIAN net kin se ind ‘been transported from the living room rest left, then pome one starte’ up the but both times | disappointed him , thew appears, chapped lips and cheeks are It catches. The ideal costume—and France at the mouth of the Father award Jars. Don't é et bia some to the dining room, every fern and victrola and the dancing beg Deanuee ¢ had) mlaundératood the ta Supreme Court in 1856 aoc healed, and your skin becomes once she lowered her voice—"‘is the knick- of Waters. La Salle was killed by | De “ ‘ ie children, sinee) hen ‘ heen palm her mother owned had its place Dilly and Peggy paired off, ‘hen place, Finally he wrote me a note ettled in ¥ ind, where he wos more what it should be. erboekers. Of course, I can't picture | Dis discontented followers while on | with that man,” cried Aunt Rosa inda, in some corner or upon some stant, Marion and Jack Reed, while Bella telling me of his love and | an- <lected to Parliament, being one or VELOGEN does not (arom hair—it myself in, them.'’ She looked doubt- shotner expedition into the West- 3 ot inkston The rug in the dining room had becn became the dancing partner «f Percy gwered it telling him of mine. the first natives of British America to does make smooth *. fully at Ker own plufp figure, “Rut gernees. yaad Y of the rolled and the gate-legged table fold) Uterson. live with ceusine, who are sohleve ‘(hat hono;, He Sled aeoue Ase pour drupalet for ite-aSe w kulver e@ into @ ca teble ut une To+morrow—On With the Dance. strict, so | emury ago, and, while “sac. ad to meet this f >