The evening world. Newspaper, January 20, 1922, Page 36

" @fit for the Boys’ Club of New York. ¥ world. Another benefit wiil e given vt the Kluw Theatre on Sun- eatricaleRe RIDAY, JANUARY 20, 1922 About Plays and Players ||! By BIDE DUDLEY ter. Still, we all make chance remarks now and then which ‘Speak softly but carry a big stick. So ‘We're willing to take it for ganted tt was a chance remark Harvy Bornton made to us ‘ast night . We met Harry on Broadwoy and ‘stopped for a chat. “Did you mest @nybody you knew when you were in Zondon?’ he asked. “Oh, yes," wo rephed. “For in- ‘ we met Henry Blank, a fellow hhadn’t seen for fifteen years” “You mean Henry Blank of Kansas City” “Fes.” "I know him—know his whole : “Well, Henry recognized me imme- @lately, Why he even remember d “Henry inherits his father’s mem- Gy.” waid Harry. “You see, h's father was Chief of Police out there for years and he never forgot the face or name of a criminal.” Yes, it must have been a chance H B really should have known bet- WOULD USE RADIOPHONES. ‘B. F. albee, head of the Keith Paudeville interests, has a plan to equip all the theatres on the Keith Circuit, as well as his residence, witu Wireless telephones. He is having a big electrical company furnish him -@stimates on’ the cost and efficiency of such « system. It is his idea to keep in close touch with the managers of all the houses and, possibly, get tine on view acts, how they are re &e,, by the use of the radio- Phone. It is believed the Government Would fix a Keith wave length, which ‘would avoid interruptions. If tho Plan is carried out it will be the first extensive commercial application of the radiophone. + ‘ TWO BENEFITS. ‘The programme for the annual ben- to be given at the Hippodrome Sunday ‘evening, is a long one. It includes artists from grand opera; musical “eomedy, drama, vaudeville and the evening, Jan 29. It will be for ANY RAGS? “Maurice Schwartz solemnly assures ‘us that ‘he rags used in the second ‘act of his play, “Rags,” at the Yid- dish Art Theatre, have been, insure for $12,000 against theft. The rags are worth only a few dollars, he sayx, but he had his prevs agent think this story out, write it and send it to us ‘exclusively—so what can we do? we ask you. Tim's HARD LUCK, “We know a mail carrier. ‘The orher| @ay we found him having his lunch in| ‘@ smell restaurant and took a seat at Mils table. In the course of our con-| Wersntion we asked; /*Timn, do the ladies along your route mh at you much?" | “Not much,” he replied “It isn't Bert io encourage tiem to smile.” "Why not?" “*it may bring bxd luck. Two years) ag. there was a pretty girl living on} miy 1outs and every time I brought her | ® ietier from her fellow in Philadel- | phia she'd give me the sweetest wmile| imaginable." “J see. You fell in love with her and tt toke your heart when she married ‘the Philadelphia follow.” "That wasn't exactly it * Well, how was it, then?" She married me,” came the sad re- WE'RE FOR IT. ‘Tessa Kosta of “The Chocolate Sol- @er,” at the Century, advises all girls who have the “stage pug” to try act- ing. or singing behind the footlights and get it out of their systems. “If you are successful,"' says Tessa, “ell well and good. If you fail you wil, ot least, have had the satisfaction ‘of Fnowing you tried.” And, we might add, many @ husband ‘Will be saved the trial of hearing his @iscontented wife say: “Well, I could-a ‘been an actress if I hadn't a been such @ fool as to marry you.” Gossip. Mrs. William Anthony McGuire is M with pneumonia. Henry Hull’ hivs been engaged for “The Cat and the Canary.” “The Pigeon" will, open at the Greenwich Village Theatre Feb, 2. “Six Cylinder Love" reaches its W6th performance to-night. .Eamund Gwenn, C. M. Hallard and Fetherstone will be in Marie a ‘pS company. The new Ear! Carrol! Theatre will opened on Feb. 20. The name of attraction will be announced later. Pred Jackson's musical show, ‘For Sake,” will be launched at Atlantic City, Monday "I pee,’ writes a correspondent, "that lovely Mrs. Castle danced on a vor t Don't Te, Me. YOU'RE “TAKING ANOTHER. COLD! Ir “War's he case You'D BETTER START IN \Herman 8. of Harlem was born on DOING something fate ir Jan. 20; so was Anita W. of Harlem. That makes to-day their birthday and they should be very happy, but they're not. Love troubles have sep- arated them and sad js their lot. Her- man has sont us a rhyme about it all. Look: She won my heart, thie maid so meck, And vowed she'd stick Uke glue. With her I spent much time cach week, And spent my bankroll, too. At last I “popped” and she refused. Gosh, but that made me sore! And I must say I felt abused, That's all; there aie no more. RIGHT AWAY LAMBS’ GAMBOL JAN, 29, The Lambs will hold their Midwin- ter Gambol at the Globe Theatre on Sunday evening, Jan, 29, The public will be admitted. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Sou BRUTE —AM To inrer Tar You WisHToTHROW DOUST ON MY DEAR MoTHERS VeRAciTY 7 AND YbuR, STORY 15 ——— ONE - TWo- THREE - Four. FIVE WHowgs, Im sorry I Busted Your WINDaw —— HERES A NICKEL > PAY For 1 BusTeD «a WINDOw @ T NEVER FELT SO ASHAMED IN ALL MY LIFE = To THINK THAT FERDIE COULD BE So CHEAP ATA - SWELL AFFAIR LIKE TT wn @ new dance which they will put in the firat act of ‘Good Morning, Dearie,” in the near future, A syndicate has been formed in Cuba to try to induce Charles Dilling- ham to send ‘‘Get Together,” the RHYMED PROPOSALS Myrtle Jane, who assures us this column is more than food and drink THAT REMINDS ME ~ TyEYy's A COUPLA SHOTS LEFT IN THAT BOTTLE 1 KEEP UNDER “THe. BACK SEAT FoR EMERGENCIES! T Mere Wish “vo MaKe IT 9 CLEAR, DEARS wot A LIAR <= AM-IF HER , STORY 1S TRUE: De Coun Hay... The Rest Is Still All There! Copr. 1922 (N. ¥. Eve. World) By Press I ony BROKE | ABOuT, s NICKELS WorTit ore ite oO CLASS cosT FIFTY CENTS - [' Leave It to Ferdie! WHY, WHEN THEY PASSED THAT SILVER. PLATE FOR THE WAITERS - You PUTA QUARTER IN IT Like A Bic simMP! — T Y'SEE ME TAKE FIFTEEN CENTS CHANGE ? with fine assurance. “You'll be all right.” “But I wish you to be careful, doc- tor," the patient insisted. “You seem quite anxious about yourself,” the doctor remarked with a ma right hand jes lke the Statue of Liberty, Jes ike Ah’m holdin’ up ma right hand now, reprimandin’ that woman, an’ as Ah come clase to her, that woman jes’ jumped head first to her, has sent us a reply to Buster| Hippodrome show, to Havana efter its} 'N A TELEPHONE BOOTH. jvire, central—no, this is not the| "1am," the patient replied ner-|OVaH the railing. Ah never touched of Washington Heights, She likes|séason here. A representative of the VISITOR waiting to see the Aquasiinn, authoush there are some] yously, “[ have $900 life Insurance | he that lad’s style, we'll say. ‘This is |*YBdicate is coming to New York with head of a big brokerage firm|?°%t an aebetare Te visitor reachea | “24 1 don’t like my wife."—Indianap-| | “What did you have in that hand ¥ @ proposition. 2 sitor reached | «lis News. which you were hol ike the par linia iaecitess po could not help hearing the fol-| for his hat and staggered out into the you were holding up lowing which emanated from a booth}hal, mumbling, “No wonder they seca his oneeaennaer tol Statue of Liberty?” the jugde asked. T’'m looking for a nice young man A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. nearby océupied|have psychopathic wards.” — Wall “A hatchet, Judge.”—C. L. Edson in Who's big and strong and not too fat; In life who's not an also ran, And yet not boastful over that; Who likes to laugh and sing and read, Elisworth H. Hawkins of Wellsville has sent a Priggville girl. whom he odmires very much, a splinter from his wooden leg. FOOLISHMENT. tirtie’s back recently.’ How'd you like to turn turtle? Mitzi Kalish (the name is promis- ing) will appear in the N, Y. U. pres- “Thank UJ" at the Long- >Mayor E4 Marland of Cliffside Park, B. J., and dis official ly saw The WHY MANDY JUMPED. Btrest Journal, A, NBGRO woman was on trial ia by the telephone operator: “Hello—hello— hello—yes, this 1s operator—no, this Judge| a police court charged with assaulting another Negress. The victim did not appear, being in the city hospital, Li THE ANGELS’ LARDER. —— THE RM LOVER. Jim and Mary were talking, and REFORMED HE late John Phillip Quinn, the their young aunt overheard the reformed gainbler, who for following conversation: ‘ is not the First}” .. t og all jammed up twenty years travelled all over tall, 7 S. ” jette wheel and other cheating de- Who saw a mouse under her chair. or the Second Mary. porch onto a ing’ . vices, had a reform story that he T hope that dancing’s not his need, She yanked up her dress, or the Third] «yoy silly, they don't eat at all up paved court. would tell while exhibiting his queer For, golly, I can't dance at all. ‘And T'll hove ¢0 confess —I will need tol tnere,” objected John. ‘Cuslia Weeh: | NOMS Tne ene Se Buster, though I'm sorry that I waan't there call upon some) «1 guess they do, John Marten,” an- ington,” sald the] "oy be afraid ‘to reform,’ he 5 "1 ] bank to come across with enough t hteye: lice judge, “you i ae 4 You've never met me, ough to} swered eight-year-old Mary, with palloe THe said, ‘Help every poor devil who buy the Christmas presents ma has cre ee aoe charged with | 52d: Ip yp Get duey, dear, ond TEX WAS IMPRESSED, pleked, but—yea—yee—the market ta} Ske Lisa makes preserves und keeps telkiag Mandy| Wants te reform. ” ‘ 5 ‘s-—the arket is}*The Lord pserves und keeps ste! a 9 ae oy, ” Come ana get me, “What impressed me most in| strong—Steel is up to 83—what do|us.’ "—Harp agazine Goblett on the You stopped smoking because sc ats Sa aan ma France,” writes Tex McLeod, “‘was|you think I am here for—why don't a hana ‘anid! throws she asked you to?’ was the question Greenwich Village Follies" last night, | the pheasants gasing the mayonnaise} yoy call up Bellevue and be examined JUST FOR SPITE. Papier sn ert ofther own Pt! ‘o @ solemn looking chap. AN were pleased. while the Los Angeles wore ringing.”|" they'lt send a wagon for tan stinketed, to: Undergy |e es z : wan. ‘ agon for you--yes— D sorch, Whatcha got to say for your- i Business for The Bat’? on tour has| Vaudeville News yes—the market is getting soft in H slight operation at the city} P's, eee ep Ld Pips LOrRRRSNE be been anything but bad. At Evans- ere spots—Lead is heavy—that a hospital. Simple though the f “ rads | mUNe BRO CARA Fou to Mille Suns oye Wednesday recentiy | FROM THEGHMSTNUT TREE. [cu tignecinare te lnnnnio: aoccxi| operation wah the men didn't trol], Judea LARS Tebhtn TT touched| company played to $5,483 for matinee] «where have you been, Aunilanswer—I never asked / Pees quite easy about himself. A few min- | uck that woman, Ah ne . “‘and you gave up your poker and night performances. q ” sexed ‘for the muna & a tle Ah had reprimanded her foh} yo rties and went into refined, serious Hamantha? ber—if you were a lady you wouldn't utes before the anesthetic was to be RT eran’ arald BAA wank into refined Florence Reed will make her vaude-| ‘I've been putting the bridle on the} tai, that spiied he sent for his physician, who| Hrowin Karbage ou Ts ay S058 SAG 108 Ristakers shorty in & cen be Weel nome’ talk tha Si aeen he’s out—what | PP NE ea ee eat J? } kept right on doin’ it, and this maw- CW LOT TSN me gar Selwyn, Reginald Goode and Lio-| “How'did you get the bit in nis] Wie qd he ee our nt don't know | wil ve ge doctor,” he said, “be care. mn’ AB reprimanded her again} .. «weil’ you see, after I'd reformed nel Glenister will be tn her company. ° Enowerwhere. G00s he livecd don't ¢ul anout me.” Judge, Ah came downstairs from mah| j\e that I found I could do better.’ "’ Oscar Shaw and Louise Greedy nave! “I waited uni) he yawned."’ v know—yes—yes—please keep off the Lon don't worry,” the doctor said,| fat up above, an’ Ah was holding yp| —Washington Star, Screenings. | By DON ALLEN _| WUFFI WUFF! Major Jack Allen, who ropes wild liohs from the wings of airplanes and does a few other parlor stunts along that same Ine, declares you never can toll a woman's real age from her visage. “How come?" chirped Paul Terry, the artist who draws Aesop's Screen Fables. . “Why,” explained Major Jack, “I have a girl friend named Beggs. 1 asked her if she had ever Aesop's Fables and she smilingly : swered: ‘Oh my, yes! When were first published.’ "’ they MEBBE HE’'LL SHINE. He may be a good movie comedian —or he may not—but it’s a copper rivetted cinch that he'll never joust Kipling off his shelf in the Hall. of Fame. He writes us: “My name is Billy Weber. I am a screen comedian. If* you don’t think I'm funny, read this little verse I have written about my self."” Here's the evidence: “In me you see a funny creature, In comedies I long to feature. I am considered very clever— And My name is Billy Weber.’ Stick to poetry, Billy! There's a great future behind you. MORE TITLES. Movie titles are funny things, pr viding they are hooked up right Frinstance: Here's. ‘Scandal Constance Talmadge is to appear on the screen in “A Pair of Silk Stock ings’’ and ‘‘Mrs. Leffingwell's Boot Well, ‘Ladies Must Live JUSTICE, There seemed to be a slight hesita tion around the Selzni offices re cently in reg to whether John jalsworthy’s ‘Justice’? should be made into a film. “Shall we make it?’’ was the ques- tion flashed from official to official. Finally the interrogation reached the ears of Myron Selznick. He hesi tated not a moment in saying: “Justice shall be done!’ Just like that! “CAMERA!” Niles Welsh has been permanently ssigned to play leads opposite Blain» Hammerstein. Earl Mitchell, an actor, wrote Wide Open Town" for Conway Tearl« Nita Naldi and Pauline Garon will conduct a beauty contest in Owen Moore's next picture. Alan Crosland directed ‘Shadow: of the Sea."’ Frank Lloyd will be on the smal! end of the megaphone for Norma ‘falmadge's next feature. Phyllis Haver has appeared as Ben Turpin's leading woman in severa| films. She always keeps her fingers crossed. Edwin Carewe, widely known di rector, left for Los Angeles yester day where he will become a directing producer. He has many screen suc cesses on his ledger. The Critique Committee of the Na tional Board of Review of Motion Pictures praises Sessue Hayakawa's “First Born,"’ While greatly pleased Sessue says “You oughter see the rest o' th’ family!'’ Doris Eaton, of Wylliam Christy Cabanne’s ‘‘At the Stage Door,” is a member of a family of seven, all of whom have made good on the stage or screen. She says if there wero two more Eatons she'd challenge the Giants. Emile Chutard, noted French direc tor, has joined the R-C forces. Viola Vale sent her picture to D, W Grimth when both were younger and got her movie start from the maste producer. Now she’e a reg*lar leadin:: lady. It happens in real life that wa sometimes, but not often. ‘Tully Marshall's name appears “Who's Who in America,” but h not bragging about it. Managers of Broadway movie housa~ are wondering whether the crowds srt attracted by the films or the musics! programmes. After seeing some of the films our voting strength 1s thrown towards the music, “To be happy without having to work,’ is the philosophy of H. Koni shi, who plays in ‘Five Days to Live’ with Sesmye Hayakawa. ‘t it unanimous, the dog comedian, has « t in ‘*The Blockhead,"* Shannon Day, Fred Kelsey api Edith Yorke, the players {n