The evening world. Newspaper, December 2, 1921, Page 40

- About Plays and Players ‘By BIDE DUDLEY FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1921 aa Checking Up a Twin-Six! awe ‘ 4 | os You Sap wor aer | 1 A CyiaiieR nigete. ea vie Ths New car's 4 T-Was on a commuter’s train on | Wis List oF GRoceRIEs Lay Wve GorTA FIND,T A START ACTING CUCKOO 1 SEE WELL SH 2s the New York Central coming | RHYMED PROPOSALS For ME — you can'T Go] Lean! Fix t 3 MY FINISH <= WOH “TWELVE CYLINDERS Y ' foto "New York, There were | | LOCKING LiKe “THAT! —/ * Riad : COME “SEVEN: bey vacant seats, but the smiling) Peggy of Brooklyn, who deposes and | Joung inan elected to sit by the very | swears shoe's a blue-eyed blonde who | Sg ilaSaatalaed - Le Razz met! amen 4 A ’ f t Come ‘LEVEN !! pretty girl, She obligingly moved | is lonesome and not at all wild, is very over for him and he seized on @ ‘0/| desirous of becoming Mrs. Somebody. attempt to engage her in conversa- | She says the boys won't fall in love | with her because she's such a tame | meis% you!” ren: | little thing, so she wants us to help | ‘Thank you!” he said first. Then: | jor Well, you know us—always bat- “These trains are always crowded.” | tling for th* women! Look at Peggy's “Usually,” she replied. rhyme: 1 “Pardon me,” he continued, “but it| I'm looking,for a nice young boy, | s ®cems to me we've met.” | One who is not wild, ‘ “[ don't think so," was her quiet) Who will really love a nice young reply. girl, | “tm an actor.” he volunteered One who's rather mild “Ob,” she suld a little more $rM19s | 47) compteri WIMGTEGE STGs- aun you on tie|- 2 ee etags” He was overjoyed. So are my ruby lips. “Where?” he asked. T cannot drink a cocktail, sir, “Didn't you ride a trick mule at a Nor smoke the violet tips; vaudeville theatre in White Plains| I cook and bake pood bread and cake, t s last week?” As well as IT can dance, : “Well, er, not exactly!” he eplied.| g9 I'm looking for the right young! ‘Then, noticing she was gazing out the an window, he discovered something} ya5:4 tike to take a chance. very interesting in his newspaper. RAY TO DO IT RIGHT. | ; oaft¥ To DoT nicht. = | THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY ’ Making his initial visit to New York, | wit ittend hie first theatrical “first | i} Bight” at the Mudson Theatre Mon- | Screenings when he Will see Elsie Ferguson ( ; ‘he Varying Shore.” Charlie will OH! DEARIE! . A WHAT. You WHAT WAS: I DUNNO — By PON ALLEN, ea weara full dress sult with tails that | -ER-T COULDNT " “TH’ CLERK’ TOLD ME “to sHaAT 2 ; t | : a flap against his les | Ger iT! GET SAID “THEY hi Cer For voud : \ I! FORGET * | ; WERE ALL ae uy : WE APOLOGIZE. THE CARYLL FUNERAL. p ‘our of tt! J Somtimes it's hard to apologize. But Funeral services for the late Iyan mA 7 this isn’t one of the times with us Caryl, the well-known composer. , G4 , f 2 In this column yesterday we hat Were held this morning at St. Pat- A 2. f * “la little story that contained a bis rick's Cathedral. Hundreds of his . ’ : | arer : oii z filends, both in the theatrical busi- Wenhtcon: to eayithat Wikte 4 Bess out, attended. The honor- | Carroll, now appearing in “Ye ary. pall-bearers were Charles Dill- Men and Gold,” once won forty-five Ingham, Jobn Golden, Lee Shubert, ee ee et John Drew, R, H. Burnside, Bruce Se aHst radiata olasmiotion wie Edwards, Mark A. Luescher, William days, « that forty-five bot- ‘4 Boosey, John Emerson, Jerome Kern, tles working day was ‘ Ba Wynn, Oscar Shaw, Frank Craven, CVE i tianet Hasltel eaten acy A sgl Maurice, Armonde Vescey, Lawrence mistake, “We aro a bum mathem- sy Grossmith, Julian Mitchell, Frank tleiar als i Gs Tours, Max Dreyfus, J. Hartley Man- sia ios rakea i tlie JAAY Bc . 1 ; hotaigth he a nt 8 ia Haag el - : fers, Guy Bolton, Ciifford Grey, " } DRED and forty-tve bastles" Ban Slwthorne, water sore; LITTLE MARY MIXUP ere caeseN ier aaree: ‘ Donald Brian and Edgar Selwyn. " She Put Two and Two Together ! lat sh pin oH : % : g We humbly and with bowel - cranium ask forgiveness, . =A NEW SOUSA MARCH. /-Dieut. John Philip Sousa, now on ith his concert band, has noti- yy -—-—-- SAY WHERE SAY s———— ; —— a CINEMA INFIDELS. Here Y'ARE } OTHER PANTS 2 5 { Katherine MacDonald has jfist tin- A 1 E. F. Atbeo he has written a ; 4 ished a film called “The Infledl" t r called “Vaudeville’s Third of Your +. 5 CAISTER _ | Him THE ; how she believes there are miny f Century” as his contribution to the - YOY s Z ay ig) WHOLE Bote. . fidels of a certain type mixed up 10 } rath t the ‘thirty-thi —, . ‘ ——————__ . ; the movies, both on the screen aid ; jon © " irty-third birth- 4 ? ae ‘s OF 'EM in the seats out front -@f Keith vaudeville. The new t 3 L Here ‘are some she classifies as - eS h has been dedicated to the eo niente screen non-believer: The fan who knows all daring stunts are faked. theatregoer who thin ye doubles to do the d Keith Boys’ Band and has been added po.:thé repertoire of that juvenile mu- ' ; . organization. ; Bas. | Ougs scenes. ‘ } ~ (ANEW STAR SIGHTED. The enthusiast who doesn't hetiev {, Join Golden has almost decided to Perma ce pistry nae they | ary = make a player, now in “Thank U" at ‘The reformer who doesn't believe | -the Longacre, a star. A note from the producers are trying for better things. And the s nall-town dressmaker wh Joe Drum | deives into astrology yather peculiarly in this connection, “just know all movie gown: ; Dut doesn't give. the .name of the AUFURER UBE MAKeMH tlaeer folleat ' ) _— netor, Owr guess is that it !s Daven. goods. ' Joe's too well educated for a Mlasbe you've right, Katherine: 4 ‘ Press agent! Light, boy! ‘ Ly bean pracdsy Gfe) ful Ore ere nie an ’ Bia Coa suunanre = Eee pA SANNUE RY FF Re duutacrmene cutee 0G f A 5 SO THIS IS ART! a 1 John Charléd Thomas has signed ' ‘on f} yal ‘3 grace with the Messrs, Shubert TFER EE TERE GE Gone but Not, Forgotten! pee UR ae 2 “ai @pPpearance in vaudeville. He FERDIE WILL BE. SURPRISED To , HEI s as call him Art without stzetehing | Wilt begin at the Academy of Music, f , KATINKA RUSHING point too far. Ridlatira, sgaday, Later.be will be AN? HEAR THE PRIcc ILL GET FoR DOWN - TLL BET GAVE You | ‘Anyway, the freckle-sprin GE ace bds etahistpmagasteanat Veda aire alac ata Mi SHE MADE A} |Last Year! ) |'TTHE FIRST DAY 1 SusT FOUND Bia cenit aieapitale aot ann a , tion, “The Luve Letter,” in which’ Mr. ANYTHING IN THE POCKETS ? : BARGAIN! ~ L WORE \T ? ouT You Caning liquid nenisnment eS a ‘Thomas is appearing at present, will u rubber tube as the result. > Be A eosmnornaw night. OIT The script of the Rocth Tarking\ a ¢ % at story called for a feht between Ws : ley hi a ree Lave anotn JO HONOR FATHER DUFFY. A nant GBdtA won eerste t A-vig celebration will be held at the Marshall Neilan tie two gladiat started in to Knock the glad right out of the word. Wesley? landed an awful wali, landing with his jaw right flush on the fist of Mauric “How prettily the cuckoos are : Hippodrome Sunday evening in honor 3 is Of Pather Francis P. Duffy, the fight- _. {ng/ Chapiain, the occasion being the 4 kg a anniversary of his eleva- jon to’ the priesthood. Gene Buck is y Chairman of the theatrical committee Inet" quoth Wesley, a3 ho found which will have much to do with;the andlaritien of toilcuekent tev $ affair, and among those who will “Anyway,” muttered Direetor N > ®st are Brandon Tynan, Augustus lan after they had bvought Wes * Thomas, Wilton Lackaye, R. H. Burn- “it's the’ first minute he’ been qu A side, Vitor Herbert, Jobn Drew and since we started the tim.” { Arthur Hopkjns. Various theatrical cursack : £ sereee ena slate wit Sap 15 D. W. Griffith took his “two 0). phans” film into darkest New Ey the celebrations also. The writer of 4 i this column knows Father Duffy and] He 1s returning from Los Angeles to land last week for a try out on tiv canine. As it now stands it is sixteen | business good all the way up | Intelligent MNquor restrictions. ' The| forget what you.owe to us natives|pcels and takes three hours t ha s a ree hours to ua ‘ ‘we want to may he is “one of the De present, A \ cas gc 3 ” “ y Ross of “The Music Box Re- | from Florida.” Province of British C - ” ; hinest.” Just watch that old Hippo-| | ecttsy Hose of “The Music Box ye. es Sianoe, which’ sella tauor direst to] vatepbayrsiepiiea the Wipe: Tet he ous co twelve, ; Grome bulge Sunday night. naming a new cafe. Thousands tried \THEY DON'T BURN CORN FOR| the public, made an operative profit | ‘but Fee ee ad tour faces 16 |; Elinor Glyn Of “Three Weeks" tami : , —— but Bettsy copped the crabapple. FUEL, HE SAYS. Of $4,000,000 in thiee. coonthh. More:| forget. I came into Ing you aeem te) is on her way back from Europe to H 2. ROYALTY AT “SALLY.” A bunelar entered the home of Dan “phe stories of farmers burning | OY, the Government operation put|/me fare paid aad me clothes on me aunsrvige ihe.Pim production of her fi : 2 King Ggorge and Queen Mary saw | Lyons, electrician at the Globe Thea- | “Crick in the Back” I “1 \ealute and enany make deep. bows-|corn for fuel are about 99 per cent, | °" ene 1 RAR RORNORS * "| back. Can yoleay the same?”—Bos-| SsPcnially for Gloria Rocka,” written } & Beet re, the other night and stole auto- e Back” Is Prevail- > ey G Cupid ton Transcript eqbecially for Gloria Swanson, 4 ‘Bally” in London Tuesday night and| graphed photographs of Fred Stone, ‘ . weaxtul’ of belong thought gauche: pure tale, said H. G. Smith, travel- HERE’S ONE FROM NORTH Adi) Annette Benson, until two years 4 e x dp good flan Leon Errol of the Else Janis, Dave Montgomery, Gaby ing Ailment in Washington | every one docs his best to conform xo | Manta rat atone anata CAROLINA. a} COULD FINISH THE JOB. He Aaly wine shoul neeeas Sew York “Sally,” slightly jealous, | Deslys and others. - 5 resting’ of dha athar ' i after @ four month : Ws G ; a * Maly, where she will appear in* : points out that Sam KINGston and|, George White writes trom Chicago! Since the Influx of Foreign the carssting of, she other, Our. off'| Iam Wik Micuen 1oNas Nouraskay Hl}, ‘Some years ago a minstrel | [AT who had a weakness for the | Paramount's “Man From Home.” She that ne | X Of FOreigN| ticials have learned to bow gracefully js and Minnesota. wine of the country, did a day's | a great hit on tl { his nicce, QUBENIE Burst, saw the next summer he may lease the | : : : ‘an’ oniy one couaty, in Northern | "hO™ chme to the town te whieh +} “ LA deg Sattlgiita to eho “Tosett Fr \ te d . nhattan Opera House and play his} Diplomats Spurred Ameri-| on occasions: and as a result some of Newraska, did 1 find corn burned at| 1 lived,” related J. J. Peters of, | work fon the village priest, IB et nana ave ee ee el New Amsterdam Theatre production | "Scandals" there a | sa sek : ati adler,” @ novel, have been s« there at prices ranging them have what the farmers would F ; Snare eal * |labored #o nobly that when he begge n secured Saturday right trea Sei canta to $1.60. Ov « | vh r all, and farmers everywhere said| Raleigh, at the Biltmore, “and all y that when he begged | thomas H. Ince 3 rain Hemera. ee! cans Into Practising Courtly | {tis cricks tn their backs.” For then) that the story was an exaggeration,| the soung negroes In, the town. for a drinle at the end of it the.jeind| Harry Levey, President of Nat onal ; r iat ae = “ ) y of exercise, but they | With hogs selling at 6% cents a| went to the stati 3 . | a haas ‘on-Th * t of Nation, ; . GossiP. The Jewish Art Players will preseni.| Etiquette in Their Greetings ensayo eins, tecustomed to it. | pound, and the market auahusines| ‘anpe disembark, ome: the” jman bad not the heart to refuse.» — | Non-heatrled) Motion Pictures, Iv i . t tt TI ie Pi kK. They all ‘| a ust : , ext Thurs: | s 9 not Father the impression thé SD ee , : | ‘ 3 , all th : -theatric Rose Adair hes joined Ha Wynn's) 0 Yiddian, “Phe Dibbuk” next ‘Th iquette in Their Greetings} “po not gatii pression that |on the ave they needed all their| wanted to do errands to get free Tis ® pgil,in your coffin, all the | 27 240 co0.000 teet of Burton fol: ee lay and Friday afternoons at ti x our statesmen are not polite: on the |corn for fodder, they declared. Seats to the gullers,” One youtss [92Me, Pat.” sald he, as he poured out | travel Sp Re tet af Burton Hol 5 Apollo Theatre. This move may bea| Of the Strangers. contrary, they have become ‘skilful! ‘I found that business was picki was eitti ¥ | a couple of joravel piett ‘The Fiemings, European dancers,| forerunner of the establishment of a x jin concealing the natural American |up in my ter SA a es Ou tn Una aed | ootecee er, BOING Of Bott aye been engaged for Shubert vaude-| Jewish theatre in the Broadway dis- | brusqueness. But now, with so many | gradually inc Yomand oc my| dently a piece of scenery was =i fo WOM) vous riverence.”, said | Compass, Ties Loon mane 16 play ap: Niile. trict. By Roger Batchelder. different varieties of courtesy (omane Cty! Geuamcammpnaety inerbearees (Eee pace femmes tne wees “ORE) Was tarot Banks in “Be Careful," Srila Russell and p Ballou gue’ | American diplomata and governe|ite rote Girtieuit than inat et a Oe eee) ee aa Moocked dowmtane [ROW that ye've-the hammer in your! “Motion picture ‘pat + Under the] Aq THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, | mental officials are suffering trom|forelen dipiomats who. have ween | sone | = Sohne Reare: tas. She ope fenles UN Te Ee ee ee in| ehuse Xmas sealn'oe the New York “Hello, y Cute-Pig,”” ye! , ipiom 9 have | been or mie © box laughed, another}"—Pearson's Weekl Aa ade Marry Dornton, stage manager of| eritl!o; Johnny Cute-Pig.” yolled | atite backs, according to D. H, Parks | trained sini Hoxhoud to toma najOUR GOODS TOO COSTLY FOR| sho Gost, be said. ‘Dis heah Heid Nay office of almoast-any: motion ‘picture ( at a a . ‘ equirements e courts of ll na- " , . | A aime otion picture reads alll friend Yesterday. "Hin friend's niamo| g,.Samorton, wo #8 at the Commo, | fons,” ° a CANADA. OTA eS vay & seaa BOBBY DIDN'T MIND. thentre.. Donte forget when you ins ) sham. . 7 1 °. tonference Pier fi sat oe P 5 . e a “\ gels pur ets LO say, “And some > 1B Cooper Cliffe will be in the cast 1a, eseneis @a th cece } ; France and Switzerland are mow FARTHEST FROM HOME. | DN Bobby went to see his seals too. id some Kinny i! | : anuta $a f. L ndmother he wa: -| Be: , eremeeeaners ny re Vaversnam FOOLISHMENT. state of aftuirs ee AR RTMERS AE US SUPLYINg Man tA ture aK bava| The “New:.Yerker for @ Day o srandmother he wie much in-| ("Beyond the Crossroada”” with Ora - yaw Man.’ * a eee 4 “I've been out of New York for int nites Hiaiee et aapoM athe ta fartheat | 4 terested in whatever went on, Carew as tle star, will he the nex! : 5 wicket No. 1,000,000 for “Get To- I know a young fellow named Cline,| “The congress is the greatest as-| some years, but I do not see that | ete ited: Bite a He an r nest from home to: li ine Kitchen. One day she sald to, Please of the Pioneer Film Corpora: 2 Rher” at the Hippodrome, was placed | And, while he's no crony of mine, |semblage vf forcign notables that | it has changed," remarked H. J. | who is al the Astor, “We are not rpbitighateg FL dete 4a whe 8 Stuy: ee r ‘the rack yesterday. Ask for, it. I must soy he's bright; | Washingtor, has, ever known,” he| Fletcher, the “Orange King” of | buying much from you, for the ex- PRA SEE Rio plies A Toke, |" ain etude to make vou a nice litte! theye tant an oe feel religious when OPNel 4s touring the Brith! Iw yact, "would be right | said. “Consuls and diplomats have,| Deland, Via, who is at the Me- | ChUnge daa. uuate | eduction ak ather | 7.500 miles from Broadway. | | pie in saticer, all for yourself, Don't Brookes, think of a 1a oor ad se ee is to ap- acu Avs ae bright kde 6 thine. ; of course, entertained and taken part | in. The girls seem to wear stores have shut down entirely on » PAT’S RETORT. *. lyou think I’m pretty good to take so yen pictu theatre,” rate) a | in our functions im the past, but} ‘em a little shorter and the busi the American market, | Manufactured N American hearing an Irish-|™uch trouble?” pede re iy eg : Miss Raffles’ way — |mever have mericans been more ess ome ca jonger ces. xoods come from England, but we A nuttial Bobbi ondered. “Gre ” rrp 8 oO} jeeks. ou'ee | There longer nec > an criticlsi © " Ghibie: ponderes ‘Grandma,” h ding *y ance eae geomet et. It] FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.” | careful about diplomatic etiquette mere ia. We Jonge heed as Ie. | Buy 2OUE Taw Catek Aon RARE ae inna vented te eoraing [aid at Yength, “mother told me one SANG OR, Te: aaies, avath ela Des; “I always smoke a pipe.” “The various delegat ong. On DUS NEM here cou se we cannot get them) ‘ ies Ureg 10" vel to be a bother, and if it’s going to be “s asks the Teet par. «rious delegations have dif-| plenty of money in the country, | elsewh Mates the wan aut in urudar AeRU b e super. “Sure.” shot back Bebe, quich ? ferent formsof gr ceting. For insta! ey nowhere, ss t im thé an i wrelany trouble you can just aswell ern chain. lightnin’, “I's ‘ato Pheatrey/; Newark, on- Dec, “I Like to pipe the smoke.” some shake bands vighrounly; others! ingiavocirculation, Taye found |eupply of Peart rehee rii ges ae ceiied, "but you really-eushia't to make my pie reglar sige.’—Harper's freak MOU et Tue Mele : he 5 x bya Oh! humb 4 . “