The evening world. Newspaper, October 6, 1921, Page 32

“ ) ry I Guess (VE WATCHED A HUNDRED THIS LooKs LINE ONE Comin’ — = ‘ pL STARTED To COUNT “THE. OH ~ PROB'LY “TH'same. , Main Street’. 7 CbRS Go BY An NOT A DAWGONNE. ony 11'S GOT A FUNNY LOOKING slnia reeel San BAY Next?) “LE -MoN* CARS 'AS THEY Go BY — REASON PEOPLE DON'T DRIVE : | LE-MON® IN “Ty! BUNCH — 1 must BE DIATOR. —— NOPE. , i T WONDER WHY Y'DON'T SEE , THREE. LEGGED HORSES! Has Points of Interest | “TNE. ONLY BIRD INSQWN “thay MOR a OF _'EM ON TH' ROAD? Ly That iS ae t BY CHARLES DARNTON URIOSITY In the fnevitable| when sho let down her hair to go t> dramatization of Sinclair Lew-|bed. But she had a bad habit of to's by it veller wna generally] talking at the top of her lungs as the felt. nt the National Theatre last] curtain was coming down on two oc- aight when “Main Street" gave its|casions. The wonder ts she didn't Gopher Prairie types to the stage.| wake (he neighbors in her excitement Whother thin curiosity wae satisfied over making a cup of coffee for the Musi necessarily be a matter of In- doctor Gividual opinion. One thing certain) Norva} Keedwoll was a clean-cut fa that young Dr, Kennicott proved k, and Charles P. Bates 7axed | to be tho favorite of the audience, njeloquentiy vituperative as the old yp fact oatabliahed with the ald of an| father who told Carol she was no uncommonly good performance by | better than a street walker. Everett MoKay Morris, Butterfield Jressed too well as the As for Harvey O'Higgina and Har- | ph losophic yyer. William T. Clark wlet Fora it Is enough to say they|hit off Sam Clark humorousiy, anc > shave made a workmanlike job of al there sre other recognizable type | Dlay by piecing together episodes of ot” has its points of in- ‘the story without doing much In the| terest ag a play, and it is worth seo- Way of originality. Naturally, with) ing, if only for the Dr, Kennicott of imited time, they could not take the| McKay Morris. leisurely course pursued by Mr. Sin- | ————————— olaif. Yet it waa rather surprising THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY to see Carol, a moment or two after} = mee = Oreste Wb co, her arrival as the doctor's bride, | \ Cen pu J REPEAT \T? Deed ) S Wor Wuz You ih Nein fa g and talking fervently < BATTLE aANwTHIN’ /\ OB Bein ' ) (ABOUT ANY Wal How. We'D standing on a street corner with { finer things than were to be found in HTT WAS “TH SILLIEST Yeo Mier ARRESTED =. Boss P Gppher Prairie. However, there was WAGHE GUARBEE , / Gea Roa INVEST OUR MONEY By Don Allen. @ change for the better in Erik, who Oe ALG OUR , Have HEARD Foous — : THE STING OF THE ROSE. \ @ained in manliness by working on Marrep LiFe ! WiLL “ou 4 } ‘ ( ee | ME Male : HE was ag bright and crisp as & -@lectric lamps in the street, instead MAGNESIA © / . , 8 ete “I dew-covered lettuce leat. The é Of brooding in a tailor shop, His . j Jove of books seemed al) the stronger, and he eppeared to be In less dang: of acquiring a pink Intelligence. He qwas also in better position to round on the lowbrowed “gophers,” as they were called, when they laughed at Ris poetic recitations with Carol, restaurant patrons would have sworn that some kindly-faced coun- try mother had just patted her cheek and sent her happily to her post as y the door opened and a than jentered. He was old and bent A palsied hand held a tattered coat eol4 @vhose party broke up in a terrible lar tight about his scrawny thtéat/ Tow He hesitated for a second on shaking re Garo! put in most of her time com- plaining at the sorad state of things sweet looking waitress. He mumbled and even carried her troubles to bed. | something. In an instant her expres- ee Cae ne i : . sion changed. Dark, threatening mnse to cut her short with a tele-| —-= =e : 2 5 thunder-looks clouded out the Sun- Phone call to the ductor, and the most human moment i the pay was} LA'TTLE MARY MIXUP Only Time Will Tell! — \""rne voice tnat t legs and then made straight for the !\ The voice that blared forth didn't deached when Wil, taiked to the wife match the general ensemble at alk of a farmer who had smashed his| ' = RG Og NI z . "@it outer here, ya bum!" came the , him: aad made ready to take a fit-| (2 4 fy Ay i! u ‘ DiD 1T i voice, as incongruous as poison gat teen-mile drive in q bliazard. This aN Te hs ef MoM! Hurt Hin from a rosebud. “Git outer here, ant ‘Mas part of the bouk at its best, with Bh 34) THE BABY / git out quick!” bits of German breaking into Will's (b's Ht a Me { | The man turned and shuffied out. ‘Mow Wirried inquiries end .instructicns, : : KG ELL OFFA There was not the sound of even @ and Mr. Morris managed it so woil ' ‘ Wy Ae? f ¢ fork-clatter as he limped toward the + that 2» completely won his audience. - Quem WAGONS | . eS AN door. (The girl-who-had-changed ¥ = , ‘ a pert y cle able At other times the banalities of the . . \ . < 6 . \\ with a nervous napkin. Natives, that distracted Carol but en- ’ /\ , S i . ees: We didn't enjoy the balance of our fivened Will, gave the play its only breakfast at all, Tar < “IT’S A GRAND OLD FLAG.” | EORGE M. COHAN hus once iG move unfuried Old Glory sto the breezes. This time it was to bring the blush of cha features of a widely known theat! man who, while he has never hesi- claim to humor, There was no child. but Carol finally gave up her at tempts to change Gopher, Prairie into | # centre of enlightenment and ture and went to Washington for a year.! She got bavk just as Maude Dyer was | Bagging tho long-suffering Will tw Marry her and decided she would stay | tated about accepting good American where she belonged. doilars, has studiously neglected t ‘ ‘ima Tell put considerable spirit| become naturalized citizen of ; : hited States, into the unsympathetic role of Carol. | ABR MRE RHEE — Not knowing George M.'s dislike | —— for the man, a few friends asked toe a contribution with which to pure chase birthday gift for the noo- citizen. . = “When's his birthday?” ysicod Fost Stt Te TABLE SCUSE ME, Boss - BUT AN’ WHAT SIZE Gosn! J HOPE SHE'S HELLO FERDIE~ SAY-IT'S ALL RIGHT prestlinge : NE - MRS. GeSsiT WHAT SIZE SLIPPER EVENING GOWN NOT GONNA GET THE] ABOUT THAT BALL TONIGHT — Fee i STO ‘ : | (gee ONE order's Iolite Does THe MIssus Does SHE TAKE ? | WIFE THOSE FoR Be THERE — EVENING DRESS, He hin an teatcinel a an ayers | WENT: toc HER! OTHER WEAR ? aReay Hee BIRTHDAY — |, SUPPERS AN EVERYTHING! ‘> ipaiviug i . | = , I SuST BOUGHT HER 2 BETCHA ure 8 snes the postman arrived at the By BIDE DUDLEY a ad = 1 THINK rye Nau CONS RLBETCHA HEE NT oneeltizen’e, hoine the neat days hel ? SS u A FORTY LAST WEEK ¢ ‘gantart of surprise the foreigner! ; LLI ETTE t WV’ Te Si 4 8 ba mes mething fluttered out. It whe a = DEW play called tiny silken American fds “The Dream Maker,” written _ 2 i by himself from a story by Howard | EVERY MAN HIS OWN PLOT! L, Morton. He will be presented by | | BUILDER. ns HILE many t imaging #hé] W motion pictine game 1s opithe! decline and certain regent! events would tend to give it a boost! | downward, editors ut the big produes! ing comp: vlare that \'the geenano writers are still pounding! away day and night 5 Charles Frohman, Inc. Mr, Gillette hasn't acted in New York since “Deay Brutus” three seasons ago, | TO STAGE “POP.” Arthur Hammerstein, in association | with A. H. Woods, will produce a comedy drama called “Pop,” by Frank Mandel and Oscar Hammerstein 2d. GP. Heggie will be featured. Others ih the cast are Joe Allen, Helen Lowell, Edgar Nelson, Catherine D fin, Raymond Hackett, Rose Ludw ny ‘aid the editor of one of the | big concerns during a recent visit) to w York from his t andehi rios. When L j “every one and his g! 7 : writing seena! ie. Né ‘ wu to take a seat and her husband sata| <5 | gond, sir!” said Eltott, “ri | new Al Jolson’s 59th Street Theatre | » ; y one. No one haw es Spe Ree cnet ae CAFU, | eruttly RHYMED PROPOSALS Viet our electrician to-night. Looks like a big night. 5 ¢ aie any MAR. ot woman ine Ell and Harry Boller. “Don't sit there—sit here! | a. The Allison Sisters will join the east The Da *s Good Stories y ves ee fin Rnd yd “Oh, but the sun is on t "|__| of “Shuttle Al st the 634 Street aro or 3 ‘ Ks ANOTHER FOR WOODS. yet aah id a MSGI") Well, welll Here's the frat turn] _ UAbbING HOWARD DOWA, ee aio Hall tes he Gad Strees | y ‘and sen H. Woods has a new play by| “sit here!" he snapped. The wife|down of our “Proposals” car | Howard Hickman, directing and / Bugene Walter and Marjorie Chase | obeye Mrs, Deming looked at Will, |has refused to wed Harry I which he will produce soon. Lowell The test was a simple one, The first feid will close.the Cri- | | cting in Bessie Ba acting 1 arr it three da: |eThe skirt," was talkin ale’s play, of the cos: man we were in a pusition to askowng put kind of a man do you call|/Park. She writes us saying LY | samen, day film. polic THE ALL-IMPORTANT PENNY. {iin asked to sien professiona: torms|'he conductor on a Gates Avenue gar Sherman will be in it. "she asked |would rather have her called Estell:, | "MT have @ sult for every act,” be | SOME NAG, THI8I “It's a pipe he's a head walter,"|as it sounds more “bon mot,” but she > vor # 5 chirped Will, jwill not be his w This ix how | PANE a Washington b | Secale! ' Hinceve béightenva and) he alkiuet = 7 : Peel hy, how can you say that?” said | <cith vaudeville with sungs i is excellently illustrated by 4! (ure out of the window, for f shall i » brightened and he almos yTom Moore, film star, says his horse BteHn Cun him down a la Shake | Miss rigcale, “You know you wear | Sit, sith ye i iu ef eo Bees Mtl atony) inlaobithe Mute Caron cRatn hy vou new. hom furgot collect au ftw "he exel got it ined, enthustass (27 done except the und Up,” at the Capitol next | Se sateen ore Philip B. Dooner, poet of i my hand to Harry, | pl a Shae aS sani’ (leas et , soon Fe ihe “Desterelned™ critter in| son saw Becky Cauble in * nger-| He saic he'd Bide his time, ‘admitted lie, “That's the| A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. [mablema elon rvonil Islan i klter @ fone walt Lveky saw the can turn on a quarter and Jeave | ine” not long ago and abe nicked his! . Lil | suit.” | Speaking of taking chances, we] te bé + ca y wettle an ace] jansom eal) Coming i etd sin a half cents ere heart, Philip went home dazed ana |S? ' hat he meant by biding = ss Fifth Ave-| count involving several hund-ed| hubby inside, and stra ane clothes throughout — the "AIT plight!" sald) Beelsy, te Drib- four weeks Jschild, On one occasion un Knglish | | "All ane appearing in “From the OH, BECKY, LOOK! dmira-| When T ref d the £ e film editor w with her right! n(way she ‘ | | cab: | evel Brooklyn. | . etre will be "Peter [bbetyon.” & value of the admonition, |! shall drive home in @ hansom cab; [ever in | ar Li | Mise Alerotk and Al wobucht af the oti A ali a tlic Bead iM dec. | #% If you sev me coming down th How's | JOE steutriO: mages boasted | and Al Schach| ake care pew t}road ina cab, throw all the furni- | tiong?” we asked saw a inan walking ac says Tom. wrote the following: | Was to send to you that rhyme. | Gossip oe voatardey cuadita w lotion, pounds and a single odd penny, ‘The | Started throwing the furniture about a BAS THE BANQUET 7 Macollum's vadwas § — Sy ded’ the banker a roll) ¢ i rik d per- HE banque doomed, take t eee You're a fountain of youth, 1 say right here 1 won't elope | panty Macollum’s vedmas< ts "Lucky FOOLISHMENT. eu DB an ye nee a Polk turbeds Gnd) iat the Cop: OF hia volge 0 ora rie Ch Fakes 7 erflowing wi ai a at There was a youny fellow from Yule,| ive-pound notes and the latter! he shouted: . E 5 * . | NUTT’S BASEBALL DOPE | Overfiowing with joy, | With such a selfish fellow, Robert Deering, author of “Brittic,” counted them and said; “You are a Stuy your hand, Recky! I've owner, for that. . l | And a cure for the blues, He might as well give up all hope | 18 really Robert D ter. | Who went to a lingerie sate; penny she rt {broke my London Answers, n, France's illustrious son, dtd hy Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, our Cause our spirits you buoy, Of calling me his Det Gish sees Hubby Jim Rennie Said he: “1 won't buy, “1 didn't suppose you would want AG 1 : part toward settling that when. he | rite act in “Pot Luck” every m 7 7 th fo : S IT LOOKS TO HES ae, baseball reporter, has written ‘us as| ; i soms see = 5 At ge But it pleases the cy to bother about a penny,” sant he ISS GIBSON wa ting | MAoUNced that he was going in tea}ns} Slows: You're a dainty affatr, , : Olea Petrova beging in “The White! or every young college-bred male.") other, adding with a touel of inpits ? BON 1 ine [ing for a round of unavoidable Amers} “Dear Dud: I and the wife are Nn Raph COIN And eaaN Mat Whenever a fight Peacogk" to-morrow in Columbus Erie MeV EPS ie eT her class tn the me ‘ to state that ‘he Giants and iy r the g 1 Critics and familie see “The FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. |inust have cost you sevens White-Ilea M “It cost. me $10,000 to buila my]}!9,cutertaln me at dinner last Fitapatrick—Cannot tell you how to | pungalow tis \get a chorus job Serry! | “You ought to call it a bungahigh."} of penni Ne sorry the Brooklyns didn’t play to-day for| And you're charming besides, | battle e werld's champlonship. We reached! go, Miss Cauble, that's that Field at 2 o'clock, but the| WANTED IT ELIMINATED. teame never showed up. Will in- = wil d Boy” this P. ause 1 insist on p. here that Jam 4 ea “ When "“Ladies’ Night" played| Lonel Adams and Ralph Theodore dae edah LIEB Gal GOIMBUGAINE.. CROTMIIE SRIIS mething after this fashion = — ate ene, Bree ae ies | BOXING PROMOTERS. |Springtield, Mass’, recently the au-| will be in “The ndering Jew." NO WORDS WASTED. pee ie ae ee edi FAVES pund of indoor golf, sorvedt Prohibition sleuths stopped tne| ©: A. Gabriel, Chief Guide in th:.|thorities censored it and deleted nu- | jog 1, Brown “ HAT’S the trouble?” asked eee : | Vou aRinatt 4 piping hot ‘ for fear the bases would be full, | ippodrome, used to be an engineer | merous lines, The management CNA hecaarich | the man in the barber's BECKY WAS TOO EAGER "Now, children,” she asked, “which Two sety of tennis, a witty kid, that wife of mine! |on the Hocking Valley Mallroad in|theatre in a small town heard of Mok stage Chart chair. | SALLY? IBBLEE being | of you can tell me how to read that? One game of handball w a big warehouse fire on the way/Ohio. His train crew always Hfand when Elliott Foreman, advance | John MeKen will stage Churtort ina Lrouttet tions: ir, Siversibiog OMMY DE VBR was being | of you cin tell me how te read thate” | cA three mile hike, H Much excitement, but could| about three hours of idle time in No'-}man, reached the place he was called ,GTeeowe new Moroso play secuis all right?! | given o trial for the great and) 4°: jength one hand was slowly} “One hour in steam roos nothing.—Jeff." sonville, and they used {0 spend It | before the President of the theatre | 10 na h hag placed Kathleen |S re ou don't while awa i renowned football elu, the | Sud . d Stole Brisk mubdown (f watohing Amal) boys pin paseneli | corporation, stetgit ted re ta eat |with news and comment as you for-| Hackersan¢ ashers. f he w a “Come along, Alice Jones," — sald Hi hour's ? { WILL DEMING BAID IT, near the track. “| heard der bolice at Springtield nm under a long-term Poulan merly did.” | success, he wouls be iisned 9h: a A Miss son encouragingly, “let us med would a good Woe i io 1 wee wii Dem: and his wife were on| “Every game ended in a fly cut oud same of der show.” itty people from enwich, Conn!" «acainst the rules to do so, sir. If} pro at a weekly salary of—Hush! | hear you try Nation, a at,” mused Mr, Brow train wns eas Flushing the said Mr, Gabriel, “Finally the con- “hats ht,” replied Elliott. ares pie Silas Hodge in “Beware | yoy want a lecture it will be charged | Several imcome-tax collectors read) “Where are you going, little but- after talking It over with his cond day when another couple board- ductor and I bought a set of boxing Vell, want all dot!of Dogs” to-day. for extra , lie same os bay rum or Answers! ton hoe Washington Star. “Becky,” he said to his wife, “if 1 triun KKonsas City Journal, tion, claimed the small girl ferees in the Hotel Men's Apanctey dt at Corona, The woman started gloves and kept them in the engine, part illue Al Jolson, in “Bombo,” will open the hair tonic. er SG Anti jean banquets during bis ecuming view, 1 urious punctuation marks.| Aecording to Mr. Brown, the fase | {") The comma and full stop were fairly} jority of hotel owners of the United! ‘Jeimple. When she got to the exclam-| States, profiting by the Fooh t p, wih tion and qu on murks, things be- nd out a “banquet” menu to Foch; | f)