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: ronment Sets hen gcse Li THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 24, 1921, Fables for the Fair | age Ten ee Vacations for Wives ; eir wh : j Set By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. 800, 443,000,000 Sq. Yds. of Improved Pavements —— Bs ee” ae ae moe ee. one Se oe You e at It! antitha, votedly, There Are Times When She’d Rather ae Love Him at a Distance. Copyright, 1921, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) ae German Republic has beaten =a day, a week, a month in advance, | .4W,c2-+45,500,000 Miles of Telephone Wire ).203-+4940,000 Telephone Stations W.69-4-+4425,000 Buildings £0.%§6-43,627 Miles of Streets w'86-43,000 Miles of Water Mains i $742,500 Miles of Sewers our blue law makers to it. And those he himself concocts and of In Berlin the Director of Rail- which he chants the praise, ways And those he always wants whem Has refused to restore certain “grass she doesn’t have them in the widow and widower excursion house, acts) Rigures and Comparisons Showing Magnitude sewer system are nearly 30,000 re- ceiving’ basins to carry off surface ‘end rain water. ongh tie water mains, umiles of And the object, like any other alarm husband Is her GREATEST respon- } clock, of his matutinal grouch— _ sibility! When she is taking a vacation from Moreover, whenever she takes a va mean a loss of between eight and n years cvery twenty. four hours it every one got the teh are’-eufliciently large to ac- $ habit. her job as wife. cation from him comedate sub: d steam railroad ‘ a . ery Pa any eye hice Combined talk of 4,500,000 Nobody asks her ty tenis suamacalye that HB ‘more thansix hundred and sixty mil- $ calls in twenty-four hours To find a clean pair of socks, akes one from HER! liom (gallons of pure wate water maine have a total consideraiy, over 3,000 1 woukd reach from the Reserve n Central Patk to Los Angeles, Cal. The greatwter supply tu Fun for eighteen miles under the city under “{¥ the metropolis is a never-ending task Strevtswaryin depth from 200 to 750 \ najor telephone switchbo: ‘ro put studs and cuff links in a The soldier who can get a furlough shirt, Doesn't go absent without leave, ‘y make his coffee and cook hts And I believe that if we could have cags, because the maid never gets ™ore—not fewer—vaeations from them right, marriage -unlike wives —will We wouldn't have so much mate = means twenty-five years and ht months of conversation crowded into one day. RRR AAA AACA p trains,” Until, in her immense, sick distaste . A a Because “it is the wish of every re- for the gluttonous male, NG wiCity Even, in Its Every-Day Commonplaces. publican stato She longs for a Nineteenth Amend That married couples pass their holl- ment—to prohibit eating. , By Major Joseph Caccavajo, C. E. days together. rhere is a certain conjugal cate- sao. Copyright, 1921, by the Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) So now you know! chism, T aD! els of New York strung out end to end would extend 809 or But what I should like to ask is Some questions of which are put te 1 ©YOO Hriles beyond San Francisco out into the Pacific Occan. ; WHY— every wife at least once a day: tor total length of streets the Borough of Brooklyn leads with i? & ehool teacher, a saleawoman, a “Where fs i iw 268 mites. Queens is second with 1,078 miles, then comes Bronx Borough, stenographer, ‘Well, but I had it here—where did ¢r48%, miles; Manhattan fourth with 484 miles and Richmond has 320 miles. May each have ® vacation trom her you PUT it?” ap ] 8! mo, atedets of New York are rich ¢ $ job— “Didn't you notice what I did with { | { Beyondtbe dreams of most people in A WIFE doesn’t deserve a vacation it?” 1 ( animeraiscamd are honeycombed with Phone Facts from hers? “When are we going to cut dowh ex / tunnels; s-mbways, gaz, water and ¢ (New York City) Liven if a woman loves her husband _ penses?” j } Tall oolsete Wartlltae Ea oHCales ‘There are more than one and devotedly, “Can't you teach the child not to @ t * eareyimgcmiltions of miles of wire for 3 %e-half times as many tele- There are times when she'd rather that | telephonie,itelegraph, police signals, % Phones as there are buildings love him at a distance! “Why have we got to go to that fire mlarms:and a thousand and one 3 in New York City. It DOES lend enchantment to a thing?” Wy other-uses*necessary in the daily life One in every six residents of view which is distressingly lack- “Did you call him up about it? 1a? and commerve of the great metropolis. the city has a phone. ing in that quality. “WHEN will dinner be ready?” 4} In:addition to the more than 125,000 Two-thirds of the phones are For instance, the 7-o'clock-in-the- “Haven't you fixed that YET?” iB bulldiegs pehich line its streets there business phones—an index of morning view, Only on a vacation does she es¢ape { are rerun ae sq! ae ets ds business netivity. When he {s alseep with his mouth the daily questionnaire. | ; Ua ko GHC : a BL = With), MRUpAVeIaNS 612 5/185 open: A vacation, if it 1s one, means free | ! vey to Salt Lake City, Utah, $ Calls a minute throughout the She doesn’t have to be his matutinal dom from responsibility. ih er VortWorth, Tex. Attached to the 3 day, “Wait a minute” would alarm clock— AGUS Ory, WOmeo. howe a recnaa { nels which And maids feet below:the sidewalks, : ¢ icn bona STha¥e are thousands of miles of ‘WCh as those used in New York “leave the place” if they are re ™onial A. W. O. L. @ascmaies and conduits carrying (!t¥ central offices, can sccommodate : siives applying electric light Keay 19-500 telephone lines, ‘They contain buked. ( Badipewer, but one of the real 2900 miles of wire, more than a A wife on a vacation | 4 . million working parts, 310 type a fi See ee andes tind” Haty talon orig ary ie re, any wnaines rot tore} What to Do} || York-vesr the five and one-half iii) tiny « mitioh-miles of telephone wire eat Ge which rte | conduits under OF, Nt ‘the surface of the city streets. ASA Five am¥ one-half million n falk« fowtag: along with lered wire connections ail e to be made by hand ame infinite reliable timepiece. It to build one of these hboards and another year as half a day, That there is such a thing in the Wi ° world as food. it Pears When she is on her job, a ec ee eS eae ee eee a ere ene > water and-owage and clectric tele Food is the central fact of the unt- graphic ‘dpte: : rhe vo! : Copyright, 1921, by the Press ig On [ohaatledbeaerninate . he oles of the magnitude of the verse: (The New York Evening World.) essentisi-part of its grout, pulsating, Pee One celep none sy etemimagbeinas ‘There are the articles of food ne BAKED PEARS. Siperomesitaey from the fact that 1,041,000 copies of doesn’t like, ASH, cut in half and remove yi Nesties®ito figure up the m the telephone directory are issued by i @f peusdeofeonper now in o! iO Le SHB ORG GAM DAH Yathtee AOS Aan, And those he likes but ought not to seeds. Set in pan with eugar ‘The wire wed for telephones aione, if Year To print one issue requires 3.000 AG and water and bake in slow, a snd. Would make tons of newsprint paper, thirteen or ( * even heat until done, ' d eee Teeth at te eaeke fotirteen tons of ink ‘und over 400 miles And those he desires but shouldn't ©ven heat until done. Baste with | Gort iin than 211 strands of binding wire. The telephone direc- ayrup senile Peking, Gerve 22D oe afford to buy, t i ped cream, as measure, the tories of but one issue would build a 2 _ pe ; tutcpheriastites under the streets of wall across Fulton Street from. And those he remembers fn their im: PEAR PIE. | New Yariestould be nt to erect orth to the Hast River over possible, unduplicatable perfection, ! + Soft, ripo pears can be used without Cepia And those for which he makes plans s:owing. Other pears should be Sam ict Se ae stewed and cooled before using, Line ee vei le COMPARISON OF SOME NEW YORK WONDERS { ; feo‘ sprine whet, How to Reduce Your Weight | i s"!.cvrcumae et in height and nearly a foot a@ sereerwith wires strung but t Bridge eqomtAin 5.296 wires cac A Sourscablesteride:: 260 miles in length swith eableswof equal dimensions as cover with pastry or let pie cool, then ‘ hose vf she Brooklyn Bridge could be ° ry ’ ° cover with a meringue and brown in h; Sepetrectedrerom ti (evsiione wires Diet Suggestions and Answers to Readers’ Questions beat oe psn tilgspoint it may, not be amiss Coorrisne. 1921. by the ‘Pree Publishing Co. body have marred the first freshness 4 > ee ions PEARS, versome idea of the part tele- je) Naw Yore rena g Ware.) of youth, but perhaps the lesson so = ‘ut half & pound green ginger in @ phones play in the dail ot the By Doris Doscher. early learned is of greater value than REDUCING MENU bag (or it may be used without bag) dl i 4 : satis and put this into a saucepan with % ‘Thet® are about 940,000 tele- HE following the harm done to the texture of the an pal one i phonecetations in daily use, as letter re- skin, This letter contains a real ser- BREAKFAST. cup of water, Add grated rind of A | many-aw there are in such pro- veals $0 mon. The text should be sincerity. One-half grape fruit. three oranges and two small temdéns. arene vi mhe! aban Sone rinnielise simply the sincere That is the reason that in this cour: A slice of graham toast. Cook until flavor is satiefactory to t eee marion ane Sen, Frances PACIFIC heart of a woman- ve tried to make you through ex- A cup of cereal coffee. taste, then add ix pounds sugae and | the four: feading European cities OCEAN ly girl that I know ercise build up the body so that you the juice of the lemons and oranges, ; 3 @f-cLend@en, Paris, Berlin and you will enjoy would feel more personal pride in the LUNCHEON. Stir until sugar Is dissolved. Cyt or | Viera Raa chal violohadeniain reading it. In this glory of a body attuned to health and Thin vegetable soup. chop six pounds of pears (weighed ‘ Manbattan auth of The World Build- OS AN, age of artificiality beauty than you would in the pos- Cauliflower. after peeling and removing eseds) in ing, @ gveater number than there are GELES it is refreshing to session of beautiful clothes to clothe ~ Two tablespoonfuls of nut meats, § small picces. Put them into the aywup in all of Greater London with an area see under all it, We have all made far too much with a little cream cheese. and cook very slowly for two hours. Siore.tham $90 times that of Lower seeming flippancy effort to acquire an extensive and cite Remove bag of ginger; if the ginger | pei Deals 8: Fs that many of our elaborate wardrobe and too little ef- ahiulan fi is cooked directly in the water strain | gartiionueetasiephone ex i girls really want fort to acquire and retain a beauti- basil elec 4 the liquor before adding sugar, Put | dhe City of Mew Yorks every num, to be genuine. ful body. I do not mean that beau- oma Pera ge rigs: into glisses. When cold put om | fo that whenvyou “wait a minute,” as i tiful clothes are not a lovely way to a : cove 9 fost; dhte~da ever 80 often, it means Dear Miss Doscher: saved 5 ev ere, | either stepping out of line or delaying Although | am only sixteen and eerreee oor ndivigualliy noe pe GEPERLOLLILL OREN D PICKLED PEARS, 4 - 8,124 atherihatrried fellow citizens. a schoolgirl, | have been using Voundation f } make the heat Cause your ankles are very large for Make a syrup with two pownde 1 Aven Joe the foundation first to make the best t enees are, more. shan_¢.500.000 MExico. rouge for about six months. ! of our individual physical attractions! the rest of your body. If you are very brown sugar, three cups vinegar and *, ‘ L (elephenter c Boose. he tificiality, This thought of sincerity can also be ©#reful to wear high shoes tightly three sticks of cinnamon CG phonerefficials say they average key west’ Sreeers, | have always sited hy been carried to the question of complexion, laced around the ankle when you are twenty minutes. Stick one aise three minutes cach. Figure it up ese and now | realize ave The first thing to consider Is that Ptking or standing for any length of cloves into each pear and cook in } ¥ and yewlll find that twenty- ~ — anaheim oe Practising that, and, what is more, the digestive organs must be in such } feet, 5 until tender, Skim { five-yeare'and eight months worth my skin is ruined, my cheeks are harmonious condition that they clim- they Will become more shapel “and put them into a Jar? Belt ! } of talkiisexpended every twenty- covered with large pores, al- inate the waste and leave your blood r and massaging will be syrup ten minutes longer and ! i four hours within the city limits, e By R L. McCardell cov " . c, Pure to tint your cheek with the #0 using the leg und ankle c pour it over the fruit, then i ] f Uf every New Yorker who uses the T h e J arr Famil y oy . cCarde though | did not use cheap roug: natural flush. With a clogged diges 8 given in The Evening W seal. ; - { @etephone during the day “just waits The worst part is, people are be- tive system you would have to resort Mit first of the series a & minute” the (otal wait will amount. gwwnewnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnarnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnenannnnannnannacnnncaznnnnannnnnnnn 3 ginning to compliment me on my to cosmetics. Carry this sincerity - i and nine years 0 yor jet and eat foods of 4 ; ae (Ey fancy tnetiaia Cowes Press Publishing Co, “He might have ten millions a year complexion, really believing it is iP ur ng eat foods of 8 | am thirty-five years of age, 5 laxative nature rather than resort to feet 4 inches in height and weigh (The income and be a man J married for natural. Would you kindly tell grugs. ‘6 iB ning World.) 118 pounds. Please tell me what e ef wine er ten years every twenty our hours-izwlves a seri have run into I love, mightn't he?” asked the visitor mye what to do? | believe you T think the sincere note sounded In | should weigh and what diet handionahess’ town, too, you know,” began erably jealous than over to see me iy. cht, but where ie there would help many other regretful my correspondent’s letter ts more should have to gain in weight, Im thig- connection as an Mrs. Mudridge-Smith. “Mr, ntly beautiful with my pow d Bs He pean pe Nate pening at iets. M. weighty than any words that T could S. E. F. D. Copyright. 1921, by the eT F00,00EF Milos of wire under seryver wants to spread optimism too, Piss Giapin fae, Will be he Oar, tacked tor « Gunes lke mab Wut g Meo eae en AA tau pu to make truth the For your age and height you should (Die New York Preolng ‘Were ee O j the -streetymwhich ts extonied bY io is floating a new company and has jealous of me for a long time, and they are found only in novels or the | Only six d aay the keynote of health weigh 130 pounds. ‘Try. drinking ether mittome of miles of wire into ; y : fan of artificial means to beautify the The after-bath rubs that have run plenty of iilk and us | | Rie fomee and bus it in twenty telephones with a man eats what makes me so angry ac him, movies, so you married an old man of a s tha plenty of milk and using more greon ine ae same “ar Sey er hae E74 A : . Why, he only starts to read his news- With money and a business.” daily in this column will give the vegetables and eggs in your diet, You orice Piss sheregare 01 centr each telephone to call up peoplo WHY, Re only starts to read hia news; With money and 4 buNineEe |. 19 Render cE thinilotien euss* goad cleus mull eet pleute ceainen aan ecortie of the dance? water within the i@ity limits, att nd advise them to buy his new oil id the visitor. make the most of my sorry fate!" W Id Y lation that cosmetics will be unneces- in the open air, Be cheerful at meal 2. Which State next [pbb a 30,000 Stock. Mrs. Stryver is going to give — “Eiut how can you talk to him when Yhimpered | Mrs. Mugriggs- Beith a ou. OU} sary. The simple menu printed on time ‘and rest one-half hour before tends furthest south? to Florida ex. and er by a total of 30, ’ z i ‘ W can | tale “Oh, you are a happy woman not to this is a Suggestion for her diet, wnd after the meal. ’ f ‘telephone workers. 4 dinner, and my husband Is expected You Just said you weren't speaking tO nave the troubles | have.” H D ? Besides this thore ls the necessity for 3. What is a self-recording ther- The flopr area of buildings used in to run in from his golf chub that MNT asked the puzzied Mrs. Jark | sy have them of my own,” Mrs, Jarr ave Vone. Le ee eer etre imeereer Lot — mometer called? jephone. operatio AeA ot speaking to him, mitte ; ‘ i een soon shure foot, Gaunt ie evening: Ob, deat ia it worth itr talk “at him and say my” Wee is MEE Snaw Mra, Stryver will put geenemrwwmnnnnnannnnnnnnen @ hot water and a mild soap, followed — gates” altnilly following, your 4,8 What King of hens: eae set over elgh: he dinner worth it, do you blighted and I no longer take any a Mau buMbasallad har dinner, A porn by a massage every night before re- ‘olumn. in pal x sp rbaie tae 10m 100 [05k OVEr CaN ICON cant! Inquire ride In my appearance; but T wit RM MCX ree meee By Richard S. Uhrbrock by A manage Overy ight before tevin The Evening World, | have against the invading army ap Ryle ‘times as hightas The World Building, mean?” Mrs. Jarr inquired, p y app Mand he'll sas a bear if I flirt reduced from 184 pounds to 169 x y er. whielt extende over aove the “No, I mean is life worth al! the Dave all the dresses and furs and hats With Jack whimpered Mrs. y AM a travelling salesman, My rouse are left in the skin that the fedueed from 184 pounds to 169 widewalk, ‘The flo © used fOr trouble?” replied tho opulent younger Bh@ everything else that is in style Mudridge- Be a I expense acount, which is sub. Kreatest damage is done also in the Feat 4 inches and am thirty years Rome? > “at the Seeond Emperor of €entral offices purpyses alone equals matron, as WIEN Ren an HOME MEA etree Leone in But will Jack Giiver be there? ted monthly, is alwaye paid Matter of powder puffs, ag many are gid. "Kindly teil re how, many : conte) ieee reniablo area of the ately Wusbana Igteg 1e,doeen't give me ) asked Mrs, Jarr not as dainty as they might be. A Woolworth -Biiidins. . What historic region i Bi y d . = eat ds | am overweight. L. N. 6. Ww ric region is i docounts, and if “wwwhy, of course, isn't he an op- without question, although it 18 Girty powder puff uy ak pouni by the Tigr aries, dinner, I suppose Till he cuts of my charge accounts the timint toot Tie har money, only Mr, understood that it must never be more dirty powder puff may ruin your skla. 1 am glad to see that you have been gris and Euphrates Rivers ‘During tha yar cables for the hun- nk to him, And I've merchants will think he hasn't. the Sete ee ead Set away (han ten dollars per day. During my I® the morning the face should be aiie to get noticeable results from ,.7, With what metal is copper camps @reds of newAblophones added to tho yowed I wouldn't speak to him till gneans to pay them and that will hurt freee hin? F eee eet away ae rip, which lasted @ month, my agein washed with warm water #69 this reduction course, but you must bined to form brenge? wyatem dailyrere pulled into the City Ewen te the beauty doctor's and gol his credit, and, as you know, he 1s “That's the trouble with all the rich actual expenses were very little, but is i E lowed ae a of tee still persevere you lose twenty 8 How much is a tithe, \ @uits under: tic strec Bak | city the dimple dug I was telling you talking business optimism. All he people I know,” said Mra. Jarr. “Well, my orders were disapsointingly small, TY bed over the fone will not only pounds more, as you are over 9, What does the abbreviati | py end almost erery one is familiar with about, [ know it will be dangerons thinks of is his b@siness! Oh, dear, I are you going to get your dimple dug At the close of the month I ahall be Close the pores but give @ rosy tint weight. You will find it easier as T, N. T. stand for? lon { a} the great'spotls used in transporting and that it will hurt terribly, but, wish ] had marrled a man who hadn't to-day? tn debt. to the cheeks, your welght decreasés. When you get 19, Where is Togoland? | @he tlophonereables, but almost hand after all, is it worth enduring for the any business! With such a husband "| haven't made up my mind, but What would you do? As a mirror reflects back the face to your normal weight, which is Tt 2 golan: $m band withythe new babies, which sake of a husband you gre not speak. [ could go around the world on his why do you ask?" 1. Submit a statement of actual ex- that gazes in it, pure food is reflected pounds, you can maintain it by keep- ANSWERS, arrive at-the-mte of one every three ing to?” yacht"—— “Well. as I understand it, when a _ penscs and run into debt? in the complexion ing a Normal diet instead of a re- t, Terpsichore; % Texas; 3, thee | einutes in-ew York y, arrives a “What nonsense you are talking, “How could he have a yacht if he diraple is dug the patient has to have %. Present an acooun. tbat will meet —— ducing diet. 1 would advise you to mograph: 4, Leonidas; 5, Tiberius; @ gew ‘telephone subscriber, and the Clara!" Mrs. Jurr replied severely. had no business?” interjected Mrs. her Jaw tied up for a week or more,” expenses and cover commissions I My Dear Miss Cora B.: The reason continue the exercises to maintain Mesopotamia; 7, tin; 8, one-teath; @ qworts of keeping up with the needs of “Why should you do that for the sake Jarr, enapped Mrs. Jarr, failed to get? people stare at your feet may be be- shapely proportions. trinitrotoluol; 10, West Afries, a