The evening world. Newspaper, July 29, 1921, Page 14

\ . Many a lusty blow you dealt; ' ae irmiiny Conway About Plays and Players [JOE'S CAR os “to “: nt TLL SAY (T'S BEEN A PIPOF A ‘ Ie VACATION “TRIP AN’ CAN'T SAY SJ wuatta vou aways marta ‘M WILD TGET Home ! SAY “WAT FoR? y'SEEM TO THINK WE'RE GONNA | BusT DOWN every oJ Ten Feev! signs like this in studios: No Stiffs Going East To-Day." TO ANN PENNINGTON. In these days of reconstruction 1 cannot help but note That the one who lessens worries Is the one who gets the vote ROCK PEMBERTON will open the theatre Walter Jordan is building in 41st Street, just west “f Seventh Avenue, with Sidney How- ata’s pinay, “Swords.” This is the play in which Clare Eames will have the principal part. The theatre, which is yet to be named, will be completed 50,1 guess I'll cast my ballot Shortly and the first performance in UR Rd ULLAL ada use her joyous propaganda / it will be given during the week of Chased my worries, caused.me (un. | Aug. 29. WELL , WE'RE GIVE You A BERRY For Not HOME Ye Ev'RY MILE WE DON'T CLICK OFF It YOU GLUE AN EYE ON “Th SPEEDOMETER AN’ 3 BUT we Ve WK GoT FORTY MILES) And if she over runs for office ae Tn our great political game, MISS ANGLIN’S SEASON. Vl place an X right in the circle | Margaret Anglin has entered into an Underneath her charming name. TS GO tee PHILIP B, DOONER. Association with Lee Shubert for the | - production of various plays. ‘The first GOSSIP. of these, “The Open Fire,” by Hulbert A! Jolson has gone t mith's, Footner, will be produced on Aug. 5 HARES one nee onan at the Strand Theatre, Far Rockaways ""Witiam Deming isin “Nobody's! Miss Anglin will head the cast. Mr. Honey." Shubert will direct Miss Anglin's tour in “The Wo! of Bronze” and an important season of classical repertory in New York next spring. This will include a Shakespearian tragedy, pear in “Bon: ae Greek play and probably a revival of ayayay inning v0 ewe in ‘The Trial of Joan of Arc.” the cast of “Crachwich Vinaie Pol les 1921 hson bh. med ' ng t Poor Polly” + been en- gaged to Lady V THE PASSING OF LARRY. Larry has passed to Kingdgm Come, A dandy little fighter he; Please softly beat the muffled drun . : 7 And chant his evlemn elegy ——-—~ ESS\REE WE CANT Go ( Livin’ HERE (N “TH Although, dear pup, you're counted WHY You ToLD Me SO LAST MonTH ra went 4 No! “oure Naive Re LAVIN’ SUBURES IS Su < E or WRONG “Sam! out, And in this ring no longer spar, 2 =n" REAL LIVIN You" were a fine and brave young Room “SAM =TH NS LuKe ¢ scout, Ever alert, the best by far. ‘Cooks ENTERTAININ Bs massa A CoP! f To meet all comers you were bound. Larry, we bet you'll win the belt Hunting Gri D. MEN FIFTY-FIFTY. Rockaway a recent after rman Kaliz saw a drowning | cued by a guard from the station. a narrow efitape,” he re marked “Yes, answered the man in what Kaliz says was a Greek accent “Rut the alacrity of the life saver and his restorative m ures brought you around alt right.’ “Yes,” again agreed the Greek, “he saved my life, but I tip him 50 cents.” | | GETTING BACK EAST. Frank Norcross, just returned from < . : Z = ] = 5 > os Angeles, repo . he ) é WELL T stan ta Angsien ropora woninems in the 1) ay Roar | oder ’s usr dey Mom? WELL DONT stan | men are taking advantage of cheap |)<Bustép iN | [{ & aRuise ~ Bur] \ MY FooT HURTS / } oy, / > to Ne’ york, c e i / ttt te well known that when a | Wo ? i] L You MUST Nor 1 AWFuL WHEN IT FEELS 36 / e is sent b: train some one SN “, | must. accompany It." he said. “The | = | Se a —= = ; ee ig |, Good WHEN 'Y Quir?; | I sTanD on IT- | Los Angeles undertakers have a list | of persons willing to accept the po- | aition, thereby saving a return fare. The applications are so numerous} that they are thinking of pasting| PAT SCORES AGAIN. N Irishman and an Englishman | were waiting for a train, and the Irishman said: “I will ask you a question and if [ cannot answer my own question [ will buy the tickets. Then you ask a question and if you cannot answer) your own you buy the tickets.” ‘The Englishman agreed to this “Well,” the Irishman said, “you see those rabbit holes? How do they dig those holes without leaving any dirt around them?" i The Englishman confessed, “ I don't kno That's your question, so an- ewer it yourself.” The Irishman winked and replied: | “They begin at the bottom and dig up!" “But,” said the Englishman, “how | do they get at the bottom to begin “That's your question,” was Pat's rejoinder, “Answer it yourself.” The Englishman "bought the! tuckets.—London Tit-Bits. KATINKA L HATE T Go To THAT SHOW AND SIT IN SEAT WHY. DIDN'T You KNOCK — Now our NEW MIRROR Is THAT SUPERSTITIOUS ) STUFF SALOT OF ‘ NARROW MINDED BUNK- FAT CHANCE ‘oF ME FALLIN’ FOR SUCH GOSH, Tut HAVE (AU,DONT) | \To Go Back — | BE so 1 FORGOT MY i surersntious!) | GLASSE (TS BAD Luck To Go BACK FoR ANYTHING !#! THE GIRL AT SEA. 66 JGNORANCE!” } The speaker was an Admiral, Who was discussing at a dinner party certain strictures that had been passed upon the navy. “Why,” he went on, smiling wahn: | sically, “that armchair critic is as ignorant as the girl on the Cunarder. “This girl, crossing to England, got friendly with one gf the ship's off- cers, a young man of twenty-five or} so. The two were leaning side by side | : sestccts : on the rail one day when the officer | ane oe ee TTD " : 7 se es said: \« “There goes four bells. 1 must ask you to excuse me. It's my watch be- + (ellgeengealipelalepenn al Award Winners, Strip No. 14, Evening World’s Summer School of Drawing Rei orator SDAA fee waton| @ NARA AAA AAA DDR, NARADA AAA DADA ARRAN 5 striking as loud as that?’ "—Washing TEN. A ery ton Star. $10 Award EN-DOLLAR AWARD WINNING STRIP NO. 14, COMPLETED BY ABRAHAM STEINBERG. oo 7 A PREFERRED CREDITOR. | TOM , TOM,THE PIPER'S SON:| HE G UPON A WOODEN MAN who hud been running aj Abraham Steinberg H HAD A LITTLE WOODEN GUN| CHAIR — AND SAID Now A dubious business failed and at (Age fourteen) | WATCH ME SHOOT A BEAR’- a meeting of his creditors ail No. 278 Henry Street, New York City. ; but ene agreed to accept iis four-} menths’ note for 10 cents on the dollar. The debtor took this man | aside and by promising to make him | Ceorrtght 182. Prom Povnaning Ca (mY Rrening Worle Cee) "TLL USE IT’S FUR TO MAKE A COX $5 Awards @ preferred creditor he won him over. | Bert Tobey | a. hen the cuere had departed the, (Age fourteen) mn said, ell, now, I should like | | ‘What's co! inianat 4 * replied No. 1789 Fulton Avenue, Bronx, N. ¥ the debtor, “you won't get anything, | Viola Herrmann any more than the others.” i ‘But J thought I was a preferred creditor 7" | “Se you wre. These notes won't be paid whem they fal ame, but it will Gerald W. Martin mke the ethers four months to find | (Age twelve) it out—you know it now, so you are) % 1 a preferred."—Boston Transcript. Ne. 444 1th Brest, Brooklyn, NY, ee ee OLD-FASHIONED DocToR. | $1 Awards SBE by the papers that old Doc, HUMBERT SILVI, age fourteen, No. is dea@. Well, he was a good doc-| 1829 Washington Avenue, N. Y. C. tor, am&I'H always remember him| ALBERT KRULIS, age fourteen, No. With affection, I'll never forget last| 436 East 59th Street, New York City, winter when I had the influenza; how hard ke Woltked to keep me alive—and | GRACE F. FOX, age thirteen, No. 31 sis, And the winter before | Vandam Street, New York City, when 1 didn't have the Influe (Age fourteen) No, 158 East 184th Street, N. Y. City. ANTONIO PETRUCCELLI, age thir-| No. 663 Theriot Avenue, Clason GREAT GOERS, \- once suggested for an office| know when I first went there I could teen, No. 16 King Street, N.Y. City., Point, Bronx, N. Y. GOVERNMENT official said eker of Paint Rock hardly find my way around.” FLORA JOHANSON, age thirteen,, Names of award winners and $10 A at a farewell dinner: Here lies Herbert Maxwell, in ; , the only place for which he never ap.| “That must be embarrassing.” Me ahad | eas Seite to Pn | BARBARA BRADLEY, age twelve,| Wo. g4 Kingsbridge Road, Mt. Ver- award winning drawing for Strip No. My pleasant job had only one | pp od Mo Weahington “Stan never ap: It ia ‘The Grst week | waa there Boe up one day when | was feeling | Monmouth Beach, N. J. non, N. Y. #5 will be published on this page next feature—the office seeker —— I wanted to get rid of an old cat we ufider the weather and nervous | LESTER BRILL, age fourteen, No. 29 enday aries 1 far you so coms) | ta the thing to compare with CROOKED BOSTON. had, and my wife got me to take i! MORTIMER J. MAYER, age fourteen, Bronx, “1 said, “what's influenza besides whiske: “Gogh,” answers Doc, ~Cleveland Plain Dealer, od for the | lete will be printed to-morrow, ‘They'r Nal Alvin Place, Edgemere, L. I. 2 i ee a anaes All| F oN N e rivel a “Sed No competitor is entitled to more| equally tigable. In I R, PENN--They say the streets Rae eee ep SPs manee” than one $10 award, two §5 or five| have never seen an office seeker ‘yet in Boston are frightfully| «Tost nothing! I never would have 5 $1 awards during the course of these! who didn't deserve to have inscribed crooked, found my way, home if I hadn't fol ANTHONY MOZZONE, age fourteen, drawing competitions, on his tombstone the epitaph which Mr. Hubb--They are. Why, do you lowed the cat!"—F.ckup. ia | , No. 1160 Bryant A ho cares?” CARL H. OLSON, age fourteen, North, N. Y. Long Branch, N. Jy ~~ | MIRTY EIGUT AND Five. CA TENTHS MILEs ! A JOE - IT READS Just wanna int I aaa Y sf Lorp NORTHCLIFFE (we te] says “1AM STOP THE OFFERED A | garvor DRINK. EVERYWHERE 1 Go" — LORD ONLY KNOWS How PRY 7am” ,, CHICAGO WIDOWER. MAKE BEST Wives. AND M0s7 Widows ARE WILLING To PROVE '7 } | Maly OVERCOME BY HEAT TAKEN FROM \ SuBWAY <\ 8 SUBWAY EN STROKE _ FANCY | CLOCK STOCKINGS THE RAGE IN PARIS = CLOCK WATCHING “S MANY A_ MAN'S DOWNFALL. a7 | \,lo9 BARRELS OF WHISKEY SENT TO NEW YORK JULY 16%. Wee (7 LAST AUGUST A FuLe 2 MONTH | FILL EN LOUISVILLE, k ° BOY OF 13 NAPS 127 DAYS __IN SLEEPING SICKNESS, Many TELEPHON OPERATOR. AERE ARE RUNNING HIM 4 clo: % SECOND FaRMERS SAID To BE | POOLING | INTERESTS | To Fix | Mitk , PRICES, Some | MLK We HAVE SEEN L00KS LiKE (T'S BEEN WA POOL INTIMATE: BY MANY TH. SENATOR Lusk HAS To CLEAY j , THOSE ¢47 FIECES OF SULVER GROWING Tons OF ONIONS OUT WEST AS ‘OR "STIMULANN Ty J EW JERSEY RAISES VERY FEW ONIONS