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WEDNESDAY MAY 25, 1921 wy, =| 7 UP HOOKS ~ OR nen ft DL, | JOE’S CAR | Ca + | ob / eke ’ 1 About Plays and Players | + You Tell ’Em, Joe! § By BIDE DUDLEY | ‘ TLL MAKE YOU A PROPOSITION ON “THAT * ' —SS . s i ss { How Boyt EXTRAS ~ w \ 7 | Aa ak ot eave ‘erie mise CAR RIGHT THere ! SHE'LL Do SEVENTY, ( EXTRAS WitL Yamme? Byte al ny t J say | vida eso “iar 1 AM H. HAR are — . Mites (F SHEL " yy $ S Mifcatsal save. comedy by A: | L__BUGHOUSE POEMS. | 'EM BOTH IN ON A “SPEEDSTER” — a | foun Two CARs tA Geb. SHAPE pre i “TANK-FuLt OF Gas! WHEN YOU DESCRIBED 7 Thomas cntitied “Ihe Turn iN) The Bughouse Poums contest rans [Palo Mts LCA sete len sy | CAR Mh | the Ro Mary Ryan, who has not|to-day, A prize valued at anywhere | been acting for about a year, will be| from $1,000 to $10,000 will be awarded | featured in the cast. Other players) daily, George S. H. of West 58th) ‘ . * we é *ngaged are Harry C. Browne, Perey) Street, Manhattan, wins the opening | : 3 ~~ a a Pollock, Neil Martin, Ruth Mero, Leon| Scramble. We have sent him the| y ? ‘ y De mS ' STOCK ' Racim I reec : the play. | poem <ato| BCSWax mouse trap, selected as to- | pharm lanch Pred AA Cunningham, Blanche Frediricl, Kate! day's prize by a committee of dear hy, 7) 1 like your hat; I like your clothes, | Mahew and Margaret Shackelford.| littie children. Here is the winning! 7 Cah 5 } BERNARD'S NEW PLAY, | dike the way you rud your nose, | ; : aie ; : j | Sam Forrest is stagi From Atlantic City com that Barney Bernard, in Away,” written by Aaron Hoffman and produced by Gharles Dillingham, | Sut the thing that puzsics me, my has scored a hit. This is the first| dear, | on-musical Dillingham piay in some|/s how you'd look with a naked ear. time. Tho wtellar role affords Mr.| — Bernard many opportunities for xym-| NOW IT 18 “THE WHIRL.” pathetic acting. Messrs, Shubert have deoided coats ull the forthcoming, production at | RY | inter Garden “The Whirl of DETECTIVE HUNTER’S EVE. | Now York,” instead of “The Belle of | Harrison Hunter, the detective in) New York." Tho opening ts vet for] “The Bat,” really has an cagle eye. | Monday evening, June 6. The Winter! Last night it saw a man taking note arden will be dark next woek, ex- oa tho play in a box. The man was, cept for Sunday concerts: | escorted out and he left in a hurry ag THE BIG Apparently he was a play pirate BARRYMORE PLANS, “Clair de Lune” will end its engage ment at the Empire, according to the news wo Blocks| £ like the way you wear your hair, | 1 like your little baby stare, | Le - _ MIGOSH “Luke — TelLL Me SUDGE \T Costs MoRE To GeT 7 A FREE COUNTRY psehedule, on June 11. Ethel Barry will go to th puntry D a _ v Fest, preparatory to rasuining Me Teve = Net chalet ne al DIVORCED THAN To _ IT SET ME BACK 6 MARRIED Ho Yo GeT A Divorce! Guy, Nozir four in “Le * Jon Barrymo will sail for Burope. { FUN FOR THE SOLDIERS. ~ GE s ue May MARRIED * ) | LOBSTERS The Dumbells, presenting “Bit Bing Bang” at the Ambassador, went | ABUNDANT to Fox Hills H 8 y and | AT_NEW LONDON spread a lot of joy among the wound: Fosaity ed soldiers. They took an orebestra Soy along and did the thing up right. | | iw HAVEN, “FIESTA MEXICANA.” | "AND “Fiesta Mexicana,” a title that sug- | BRIDGE PORT gests tamales and tequila, will be | | IRE UN THE given at the Sleopy Hollow Country | AME Club, at Scarborough, Decoration Day | STATE evening. The Ossining Hospital will : ; Annee benefit financially. The Adolf Bolm Ballet, including Adolf himself, and the Little Symphony will participate in the entertainment. FILLING CELLARS — STEIN HAS A NEW ONE. TAKE MORE THAN ey C. 8 e ‘ . | aGeottrey C. Stein haa obtained n°/ LITTLE MARY MIXUP Try and Get It! | A. PRAYER TO Fitd. MADRID PRAYS FOR RAIN AND IT_PouRS @ FLOOD, 2 Gouri Hand, play “La Nouvelle Idole,” and is CELLARS AROUND HERE \ having it adapted ‘or presentation in New York next ‘:i under the title of = — | “Tho New | 4 wy SHES = THANK, You Hanperr Douay itt BEN, Go, ovER TO DELIVERED “Th . \ rat THE ARCHBISHOP, Wo CAVES © P Mies AND GET IT ) the dramatic, operatic and muates!| | OF AMEET SHoconares ¢ ff AND DELWER 1 A couPue oF | IIE Muct- Don Bar Wik A ENFE j worlds will pay a tribute to Arcl AND You pares ieee LONG y SAKES OF TOUGHLAND 8T. Wo@rESTEQ= } Mebop Hayes at a luncheon ud, 13: SHouds DELveeeD F WHERE IT BELONGS CHOCOLATE eption, to be given under the aus Tr dente : < = he TA | | fives of the Catholic Actor’! Guild at 'T AT wsMirHs — AND , : eer menbe calsuesn i DIES ; the Hotel Astor to-morrow afternoon. 4cRoss THe STREET; = AIRDRESSERS Among the speakers will be Brandon don Forser 78 SAME aur’ ASSOCIATION Tynan, President of the Guild; Ma : = RAPS SIGE. mceaeso BEAUTY ANNOUNCE g@aret Anglin, Ethel Barrymore, A’ || FALSE gustus Thomas, Wilton Lackaye, A ' AT BE GELRSH - PARLOR | EYELASHES Goorge M. Cohan, William A, Brady poe } i Feancas CONLON. wy | AS THE — b * h F 4 AT PEOMAE.. MK HERE'S A REAL RHYME. ‘ . F y Z ‘ MARY MOORE ~ MonTe2uMA~ oA )' FOR WOMEH. ‘The silly season is here, Yesterday THOUGHT THE te Rice handed us a poem and z h LAKIES HATED lushingly denied its authorship. He A jee 2 Bald a friend wrote it, but it sounds q ’ iY, pent sBaq vege. FINGRe FRESH WRINKLES 1e AILS IN —— like Pete. Look: = é lar. = v es Hy ie bated oc gist named Judy Kootl, : wi z| pecorny wan Devers ez) BRITISH BUREAU STATES THAT Perhaps it pleased her; maybe not, Y 4 : YouR Pants arree UNITED STATES 1S GREATEST She may have scowled; she may have = Bertcel, RavenD Wile wes PRODUCER OF ZINC AND cried, ae Av Steany <1 ALUMINUM IN THE WORLD = SA eee plerier , Cow ABouT J wasn't there, so can't decide, KATINKA He Got’ More Than a Run for His Money! 4 OUR GoLo ? GOSSIP. GOLLY, DEMPSEY HAS "SPRING FEVER” AND f SAY KATINKA— ASK THAT y King will be in George : OW BoY! T'VE MADE Him RUN (2 miLes 2 Phite’ ” WON'T Do A BI $ om yhite’s "Scandals. WONT open ay pene J HIS HANAER. SAY! You Bic) 7— Bit So FAR —- HERE'S WHERE 1 COP <2 FELLER IF HE'LL LET ME HAVE ‘Enter Madaine” hits the 350 mark OFFERED To BuY 2 ? THE MONEY INSTEe ¥ At the Republic to-night = STIFF —WHy HUH £ THAT Bic FEED !! : AD. SCANT = OW. A. Brady ngaged Leonard WHO CAN INDUCE SACK : seed “ EAT A MEAL WITH ONE TootHt ANTI-DR' Willey, Hew ane Carle-| 17) RUN A FEW HILES ! : > PARADE For JULY 45 Now NUMBERS Fanny Brice will be in the new “Follies” when it opens at the Gl A special r performance The Tyrann will be § | QEAREY Tr the Gort I 04,000 Day Manson | MEN oe ie in “ - SHOUTING yyoeum Monday afte: THE BATTLE Performance No | CRY OF fin’ ” will be given at the tion Day afternoon PWT Philbrick hh the cast of "The | DENVER, Cob. 1921" and will go to Ch ‘| ‘ EAith Allenby: cho Haw tp ingenue = FATHER but nineteen | itl STEALS WIFE. martina Kas Away” 7 , I||| was AWAY irs. A. H. Woods, wife of the pro- | AT WAR owe @ncer, has returned from the Far East WHEN , where she visited China, Japan, the THE CATS { Eallippines nd M Awall An inveter. AWAY THE traveller, she says the United | tates sults her best of all. | MICE WiLL } non | PLAY 3 SoS ——_— = } ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, 5 el en | : William Wood, | OGeEt- ws So'ciock! " TLL CARRY MW WySs-Tl- BRING i ck Company. i NENER SHOULD - SHOES PSsTaIRs! MINE UP WHEN RETIRED U.S.NAVY COMMANDER t Frank—When ‘ ke his foot HPNE SsTRYED ar = a bd we = BELIEVES VAST OIL FIELDS | he may have joined a cast, but aren't ee re : YOU COME - Wie LIE UNDER HUDSON Be eee - You, VapoY ¥ az AND PALISADES m= A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | : i | “OT THE FIRST ‘The orchestra at the dance was VAST. 0 FIELOS pretty 5 © in a while. | oe Tighten up that K string, John, and | t aliet of them blue notes.—Wells- | Ville Optic. FOOLISHMENT. | | My sister bought a little pig, Now wasn't she a hick? ' {HURRY Hoi I can’t imagine why she did, PUILAPELERIN wie peels But the idea made me sick. | 40 CENTS ARE Ga FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | | Aw she Doctor—A!l lawyers aren't crooks, GOT FROM ut your profession doesn't make HUSBAND — Hi Siwyersthat’s true, You doctora | Have i ve the best of us there, es) i Dads BL WIVES 70 i — = FEEL LiKE “George's Cross! George's Cross!” | thing vod: ittiacmaive. rev lils | : . | ona _ 4 CEN e ay s oO tories over And she sprang wp excitedly, | man to hix lawyer illustr want to ask you another thing—not | rea (0 PCtUres and burst excitedly | "i Piisual, you're wrong, my dea > oat course George's cross!" ‘i 7 professic . however. As a friend, |”! as son, room, ips replied “That Was the SLACKERS MOTHER TELLS y ng ¢ a y and man n, who do you think | ‘There, John!" she said, “I've Al-| sult of too little liquor. If the poor ©, 4 se pale i ONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE would you be if you WHY HE WAS CROSS, icsap radrmouting <genilyy Only. Wit LToce meee coer irae antLin : ss, |standa the heat chance of getting tne | ways told you what would happen to [chap Had only, had more they'd have TO" MIND OUR BUSINESS” 'T WAS in Glasgow that a woman|difficulty restraining her irritation at ei ” | grasping, so! lcs of his |delphia Ledger, a} man who drank! I've just seen Mr, | DAT ea at nee Bene ies "LIKE SO = was traveling in a tramcar|the audible and unflattering com-| NON-PROFESSI lawyer to draw up his will. When, 2S Tippleton staggering into his house | ““ bitcdi iad | with a baby who would per.| ents of the other passengers anent ONAL ADVICE. latter much labor, the document was with lis face all bruised and. nw | 4/KE MOTHER" ber oSapring T ‘s quite generally believed that 4 ; THE OTHER POINT OF VIEW. | clothes simply covered with mud. FATHER'S DEFINITION. gas ‘ol | tawyere thrive on will, Wille are| mnie the client asked: R&. LUSHE was always try-| That's the result of too much liquor!" | 4 Willie Paw. what ja the stuff that Have you fixed this thing as I John looked casually up from nis|2"@&ms are made off rut ng ten he, Dastaninga of tigation, | wished tt, tient and strong?” ing to reform her husband,| paper, He wouldn't have been at | wash rabbit my som—eomeouatl ine and yet they should the simplest! “I have done my best,” said che who was, undoubtedly, a hard home except for the fact that tania ' quirer. “ @ist in crying as though his litde COME AND" Ga,