The evening world. Newspaper, May 21, 1921, Page 14

{| JOE*S CAR Or, What Is Joe Saying in the Last Picture? '? About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY SS Gosu! Au Yisee IN au'pareR | [ BET FE Comp FEED “Tom Files Wroten'a Right thine Ws e6> BET ADVICE SAYELY Wo THis STUFF ABOUT A Few TAT'D KEEP HIM DESCRIBE A Man's REMARKS WHO INVENTED LEAKY Ing too far, Now Nasimova, we | " jHomas EDISON ‘5 QUESTIONAIRE | UP ALL NIGHT! FF INSTayor |) WHEN HE Has A PuNSTURE CARBURETORS , AND WHY? ‘have been informed, has accepted = Vhowas box of 'S FUNNY He DIDN'T PULL Ary WHY DOES AN ENGINE LAY LON A VERY HoT bay! om ae) i @ play in which all the characters Street, Brooklyn NUT- CRACKERS ON AUTOMOBILE S { dowtl AN’ DIE WHEN “MIC p ae Saas aro women and will stage it with an no jittie reputation ‘ ——————— SAYS GO AHEAD? (~ Ohi ali-fomale managerial staff. No ink Pet Advice contest to-day, easily, te “ Jing has come to us as to the nature to him we award the gross“. of the play, but there is a ror to the effect that it ts a dramat) dion of the Martha Washington Hotel out ceipts of the Dempsey-Carpenticr fight His rhyme follows Here's my advice to Brookiyn fans, | P OH, GUS, HOW CRUEL! | Though rather bold tt sounds, If you'd keep off the hospital tat, Well, whatdye think? Gus Edwards announces that King Jazz is dead, Don't “boo” at the Polo Grounds. From the Edwards office comes a —- statement which says, in part: +. WE WIN THE PRIZE “Now that King Melody is com-! ‘Walter Winchell of the Vaudeviile mg back into his own we shail again News has offered a prize for two hear the wonderful and rich melodies more lines for the following, which of Victor Herbert, Fremoh! and some, is destined to be a rhyme of the Venesse composers.” | Mary had a little lamb ela Retween two hunks of bread. | BOY MINSTRELS ON TOUR, A troupe of boy minstrels from the the uae Ts Winchell we fin- | Rovsevelt Military Academy at West Phak BA, aa Kol eomnl ‘ nt complain Englewood is playing in various New | aecduas {ha DAA Gan debe Jersey towns. There are fifty young: | J q asters in the company and they give a fine show. CAST NOW COMPLETE. | Charles J)\lingham has completed fhe cast for Willlam Le Baron's| comedy, “The Scarlet Man,” and re- hearsals will begin Monday. Besides | John Cumberland, Frances Carson | Tu wer alaes MiGosH® THAT DAWGONE Lue ALL MY vhoawt BALL 08 Bust VT tie CLUBS BUSTED | $ 6 —~n~n ft “AN IT AINT and John Craig, those engaged are — GIMME = - au oie « | ” Olive May, Richard Barbee, Diantha ANOWER cle &o@r ver t $id aye Pattison, John Grey, Clay Carroll Bov ? | and Grace Perkins. Fred Latham CHARLIE CHAPLIN will direct. | KG Att oN | ‘ CRAZY? WELL, HARDLY! | DECEMBER. Coming in from Jamaica, yesterday WANTS Johnny Dooley of “June Love” and | WIS CUSTARD his norro r-chauffeur stopped PIES HOME- the I wey wwver near a fence to MAPE rrr change a tire, The fence was around the sro 1) of @ private sanitarium © » inmates approached the eur and shouted: “Whoopla! 1 want wine, women and sons.” “What's de mattah wif dat guy?” asked tho dresser-chauffeur. “Ho's crazy,” replied Johnny, The megro suck 1) head. FRANK C.DRAKE SUGGESTS PARADE. OF 100,000 MEN To PROTEST AGAINST VOLSTEADISM am SOME DuCKS LoN’T TAKE KINDLY TC WATER. “Naw sab—nui & rented | ue , — with a grin. "Dat guy's talkin’ TVe WRITTEN A LETTER WELL — i ot timminy — eel / ey ae EDNA GIVING- Mates we eaeee TS Hey. misrer PosTMAN ——- & € IT Gos OUGHTN'T 'A’ SAID IT. A prves Rove alee or S Bey L PUT some THING WHEN You DELIVER Soa Racer ee J our mail to-day we find a poem MAKING FoR You — = IN THAT LETTER THAT LETTER To S : | THose CMO Oa SPOONING ay Bronxville. Sl iy eyes ie \\ "RUN DOWN AND BRaP 4 | I WANTED TO | MY AUNT EDNA ~ S Runs bear Baraat a cone Recochieey ‘ Revahester County we are printin IT INTO THE MAILBOXK~ ae TELL AUNT EDN & \ > sree asenan MER } i : aN MY. Geo. MES E A lady by the name of Black, | ee Yrrinn —— 3166 Aiwan AVE. Oh 9 GAM KANSAS CiTY Once made a very silly crack. | ay ip a Devi aes Haws 7A Meet mw POLICE — Sitid she: “I favor shorter. skirts,” ‘3 = Wie Sieeea Bowitm Haseeno ounds| ONE GAME And s0 they classed her with the flirts. wi 3 Sat Gar sere ee 6 baie feree Done 7 5. —_— Tea, teu ry We LYOM, GAMBOL MAY 29. antaiae sh"? Yettee “Ran The annual public Lambs’ Gambol \ 5 ONY ate 73 HOCH Questions will be held is year at the Higpo- p Ss jes T poecee. Teron, Pip nsameaiigegnan ay drome on the night of ‘Sunda: ay NY GO HBAR THE CoML Be) HILADELPHIA To START § unde: he personal dj- N\ jaaaRe Bail a SSMU be adr ne Fee eneita | DAYLIGHT SAVING IN JUNE sions of neatly = esbeLe LeNeON «bol WAP I= Mi EVEW_ START THE oT. = VSUNE BRIDES SAVING “SCANDALS” AT LIBERTY. hesitant oo E It has been definitely co that George White's KATINKA Play its New York e * summer at the Liberty Theatre. Move FoR $50,000,000 TUNNEL To STATEN ISLAND. CAy GO DENPSEY'S Irs Fe Mies T't BRoKe, FEADIE - STAND IW THE CAMP AN’ TELL HIM FROM HERE, KATINK! ROAD — SOME FELLER IN AN. AUTO | =, HIS COOK ARRIVED —|| CAN You LOAN ME WILL COME ALONG AN’ GiVE You 1 DIDN'T KNow IT TILL WAIT IN THIS CARFARE ! WAS A TAXI-CAB BUT HE FOUND THEM. 20 bill at the } After ‘Treasurer Roamer. had ly = 5 | him the change thé patron m= ), THATS A y lained he did not have the tickers, Goop \wDen yj E THAT I WAS EXPRESS water he found he was holding them f THEMSELVES in bis tevth, : : re RIDING In ? LKE CITY i CHAPS THEN GOSSIP. James Montgomery ea LS : | Pal Triangles" (or “Snapst DOG MAKES DESCENT OF Frank Pay’ 1500 FEET IN A PARACHU a tne NX FROM AIRPLANE AND | Socicihy W DELIVERS MESSAGE — | prothy i} 4 t May } ues Martin has been en- | gaged for a role in "The Melody of| Mo now in rehearsal | . will be a private show nk ot -Head,” before it opens in Wash | ae Sie (Oeerrigh, 1921, Prom PemrONiNg Ce (NY Rrening Wore )) REPRE: “H pirteN ING— ‘SENTATI } aeagp content torrie aver cps! OU) if Ji ’s Pop C. 0 ‘ ; WOHN, KISSEL ace Tuesday Ole iggem’s Pop Could Only Peep O’er the Horizon; Oh, Boy! b> 8 settled con. t i connection with “One: | 1 000 in lieu of his cl. Tu ser yy Or MR. TIGGE! —MWo | : | Wes A ee ) ; HOUR PEOPLE COME Sarurbay } x n | BOY, LOU ~ Loo OVER FROM SWEDEN @ MIGHT P s Patton has joinec CANS “ ~ ‘ Ditrichstein's: play, Shee Seas \ i - PHILADELPHIA Woman TELLS — fi i THAT IN SOVIET RUSSIA A COUPLE CAN WED FoR A DAY OR A MONTH OONG A PUSSIAN BUSINESS =a red Eliza t Leth Darl role in the first act vf “Romanc | y Kernurd will open in “Pwo | Away” at the Apollo, Atlantic| Tuesday evening, instead "| } | | A Tl JUGHT FOR TO-DAY, patter how fast a fish swim: r sweats, —Pinklespear THAT'LL CO FOOLISHMENT. \ A lazy man once got a job; A TONIC Nou ANOTHER To BE Ni TESTED BY Ana He Cobb just answered, Ty) ; a = ‘ PROFESSORS — __ ae ee —— = _ THERE ie = —- | ARE Bars Rattle Hymn” his hearers would not His wife then said to Mrs. Cobo “Mu husband now is very busy,” snt'l wish I had a million cold,” | T ’ 4 Hat ran A proféssional rain-maker second to WHERE TAXES WIN. My Music est conte r e them Harry | none,—Philade a . | * me'ald fat old Aleaander Gold, | e ay Ss ood St ries | Buri t till die gaye them Hurry | none.—Philadelphia Ledger, ‘fut ss quite all From the Boston Tranecr.) Mae © ig wife replied, “My, what a wish! | \eeeeeeeee a, os it, Baal” SOUND FINANCE. Seed Teun erage ay cet et gues Pucleate aad taney BOARD OF Peiake up, you poor, insipid shi” eeeeeeceeeen=! | Whereupon a competent witness! ¢ geval. me, Bthel, is it true that |" , en Oa aim Put ALDERMEN To ae oa MAKING IT RAIN they tell me his enunciation of “The! in ng Ne caine mATy, beRan to | I stays late] “He always plays with Mr. Maa AVAIL ASKED TOBAN Bake Seat erat wenn wie. iN SWAY sa man Buttle Hymn of the Republic’ was tll 'N in to think that, lke ab the: club ta] One? Goer “went on Hyney. —>_—_. KNEES AT ps ‘In a race with time a singing mas- | A var lke George Whiteneld | P's te a Me would Bayo f6\l(pt s for—for money?” his win 4 she gives m AN UNDISCOVERED LAND. cTyt To CONEY ISLANDS er always wins." anes m reque could be heard @ mile) motor by POSE SE TS! BATON ES e was a @ob in the anxious| the mone gets and I give b (From the Lemetlie Courier-Journal.) NOMEN Y Ky why does he?! song motor } ; Giclhewa coloe an ue ence the tant |Mu tte get, 60 we both ha’ vmhe land of the free” 1s any out- | MA\We® 6 BARE FACTS), Because time lee and a singing | ound a camo ni toe eee katie ote, Iter EN de cn eee ee her nocentiyy wrag | AbOUL twice dix much as We, could get] of-the-way part, of the world where * Yon yee Pi penaster BN otk idl ntennsacen be was often call yric, San aon f f er ps of the dock; and Mr, 8# ords ut her recently wed) out of them otherwise.”"—London | tax Uecting lai t been inatt+ 4 : ed on for # lyric, and | summer, For after be had sung “The Swayne gow bas reputation as a duygiiter smiled brightly as she re | Anewerm, » sls ices ee eee BES ne - 0 Ta