The evening world. Newspaper, May 19, 1921, Page 25

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MADAN WON'T ) Govyrenis oy Joweyn Teer 004. 0), tn Thong and TRoMe BE HONE UNTIL 5 a The Bad Boy and His Dad Visit the Pope i OME, Italy.—Dear Old rier non earth, and asking how his NY / You emetnber dor ye sw dad bent over and kiss weal when vou w ni tying the Pope's hand, and the Pope blessed Tag, you're it and utton, buttor him Dad looked like a new man, ¢ ite “wut 7 ‘ d oman, and when the Pope pve meu uiy : his hand ‘on my head, and ble the trying ration is to be ie, my heart cume up in my thre judged ft 1 v « e 1 the it he must know of a ye that yo wert \ ‘ 1 1 had ever done, but Tranny that i ft, beautiful hand on gif) in the room 1 and ‘om this out | I never got enough “xving \ twice my 8 i : { . word. against the ciabies and part bu ways g ‘ Hie ent blindfolded and had anybody « let me hear of your the Pik to “da: WOK was 1 that would make th they broust " Sher aa Deetnn aren ally a boy or colored i tea ft went to our hote dad to take ew t nd whe nd stayed all the afternoon, and all SHALL | GET You A PENCIL 9 | CARRYA PENCIL ON MY RIGHT Leg No | CARRY / CARDS | ON MY (LEFT LE@ 3 COME /N AND WRITE ON / THE TABLE f ill a WOULD You Litce TO COME IN AND d POWDER (.& ‘YOUR NOSE BEFORE Nou Go {| “At church sociables and parties | always got blindfolded and had to kiss anybody they brought to me, which was usually a boy or a colored he got over his beitty rattled and nicht, and just thought of that Pope's fobbedl aud t = Hye ice, and when one of the ficken estes : \m ame tO our room vius he said he didn want play cineh he was in went, and, besides, | 1 about dish “| would as soon the Roman ( mw i child's bank.” And 7 ‘ oF 4 v i, and if dad wasn't a LU ee OGRE YS ‘ ‘ n I never saw one hyenas loose amor any id 2 and the ¢ : at them nd dad said t ri ® was sometiin jones ° i First Limelight on Woman Dee ee eeouoia plese aisine acti Director of 16 Campaigns. exhibition, side my flannel s man, I when ° By Marguerite Dean. 4 NS By Fay Stevenson. 198 , 4 moot aside ny we 1021, by jle Proas Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) Sea Nak Xore Bre “Th sat on seven umonplace for the fashionable woman to appear on the JS the jazz spirit: bli ern throne of beauty rule Committee" of the charity drive, Perhaps she even comes out | MAHA caanaGuatrec ne anendmes world.” Mternoon tea or allows photographer to take some special That ja the interesting: question ‘Me Pope | un vot bee Dut thie ts the Rory of woman who has been Chairman just raised in two quartera by an au- ie een though y a Ly be + years; not as the uncertain volunteer, that I should get a call wrong or mix ey Sa se music of to-day, Dr to any other kind of chur real director; not for skimpy Up a message i unk ae of the when you are 1e you 1s or even eight hours a day But you didn’t.” Music Indus and continental for any rel ull day and evening toil “No, 1 managed to get along very nt young woman novel your own, or your wife’: Foerster m be well for a domestic woman who knew { Culkin Banning J. you act like an infidel and iL miniature female Her- nothing but her home duties and to Pr Me spewkine recently at good people, when you get to TF She is the sister of the Play bridge afternoons, And soon 1 t¢ Music Trades Convention, and a chance to Po man behind" of the old Wa8 made Assistant Chairman in the the 2" to jazz, if one may ) may go to his palace just ‘cause name appears rarely in First Red Cross Roll of 1917 hat y express it, as want to see everything that is going print and has never been written was the beginning of my charity va on, and finally you come face face up by the ribe campaign work. ry with the Pope, and ser 3 beautiful ives 0 “sometimes during my campaign iA face, ami hi eye and h "Why do 1 avoid the limelight work, continued Mrs, bwerster, “L every movement Re SlonacneAa tin a barat of confidence at 4 aS many as 2,208 women under penuk' h » Salvation Army. campaign hea me, then again only 500, but I don't x ei re i Dees ae : ; lee ete ge think I have an enemy. So, who says Years. Human r ues respond you, by sosh! atieracan,. Whereche da Merey. SNe ANE few AOMEEIEES, 2 i or Well, sir, we went, and it was the a n of the Women’s all the drives and campaigns every the vood« f grandest thing you ever saw, There Committee in the 1 Salvation woman paid her own b und i were guards by the thousand, beant Army Home Service Appea Well, cater spay Tee a8 88 don ful gardens that would make Central t use 1 have always been too penses.' Fronie Park lools dike « hay marsh, dreds busy with these drives, Here is a list of the Campaigns and disappear eee is a of people in ireh_ vestmer und 1 ther know, I have my own dF ‘oerstér has PUL gwaliowed up in the vabare an air of sanctity that never ¢ 1k after Ae dA cHDte And that dar i dreamed; jewels th never seen Mrs. I rs doorstep is at irst Red Cro: ' pat outside the Pope's residence, and we 303 West 80th Street, and she admits ; j pias na: Jined up to see the Holy Pather | that she is an excellent cook and iPraecal Tar ne old Y know Gee, but dad trembled 1 dos just Joves housework, when she i Chairman‘of Booths in Hotels and Wom tied out in the snow, und the per- pot engaged in driv She has @ Restaurants of ¢ Package I'm spiration stood out on his face, ane of seventeen and a daughter, Committee wy tmas Rol i that 1 came the procession, all nobles aud “and I » my love of manag- War Fund Drive of Red Cre ‘ nether une great people, and then there u 1 he ed me in these Chairman of 8 for psp = tee che r happle party of pious men carrying the most Posrater that hriatmag Ho ! of pst ase erate Hay teas ene ky ; : ss beautiful man we ever saw ona plat- P CHOLERA Ob EOGLIR LK RS ee ean Seat ara ey form above us, and it was the Pope Ww better training do you Assistant) Chairman of Second perva Py Ww and he smiled at me, and the tears want? s Drive ential MS eg OLN \ came to my eyes, and I couldn't a : Woman's Division Me a F A Vr Weil, that is absolutely all I ever Loy 8 n 1919. iin swaliow somett I did ny life, ’ Foerstter, Woman's Division T hate it,’ ¢ (ce witha pa was my sins, and then he looked at baer aay terse peat bt TOR OU Gaant ot i idad, and held up one hand, a 1 ” bby, just outside of the buzz and 10. Chairman of d* Christma ! 1 ult or was pale, and there was no funny 4 a ; : business about dad any me whirl of the last da ulvation Roll Call ¢ f 191 eee eee I! f ple t B trey set the platform 4 Army Drive. “Bu Ben iran co UAE Or anor HBOLRE uri Fara Pope sat in a cha and broke out, 1 want get into it 12. Chairman of Fourth Christmas Y MEW wanted to went up to him, and he My husband was too old and my 90m Rot! Call of 1 r na blessed them. too young to to war, And so I 13, Chainm of Booths f r y na ha I for a wh went to Mr, Edgar Marston, Chair- Drive of 1920 for Euros , sy ‘ he thought th : Council right through lin man of the Special Fund for the 14, Chairman of Woman's Division W010 woman he was a Baptist, | New York County Chapter of the of Motion Picture Drive You can't pla ' Americans were American Red Cross. That was in. 15. Chairman of Booths for Fourth with all this dancing t ARE Rant (0, 8 oF 1017. I eakea ‘to do enything anahe War Fund Drive of Hea Cross of 1000, ing—with all \ hana to dad, and of st S put me to answering telephone calle. Committee in Til, Pees hay ete keep your fer y There it, as Ve would the any other I shall never forget how afraid I was Hor Service Drive. or wife clean. And Sf you don’t to the f { Is the Jazz Spirit Blighting Modern Marriage and Destroying the Home? ° FABLES f° tne FAIR, | HOW TO »acsereean a * BY MARGUERITE MOOERS MARSHALL + MORAL: The Eye of a Husband Is Cowed or Uneasy His Ear Is Open to Blandishment-—His Grati- tude Is Pathelic—-His Resistance Problematical. N these days of non-cohesive matrimony, When there seems to be a bigamist in every bush, And a trigamist in every tree, \nd a wife frequently is found to have a catalogue number And NOT to have her husband's ¥ mber DECLARED TO BE THB The poor, dear girls are beginning to MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL wonder IN MONTMARTRE. If there is NO way of telling a mar- Wee ried man from a bachelor Provided HE doesn't te Some y “there ought to be a law” That every husband wear a wedding ring; Although su hardly fair, an arrangement ms In view of the fact that every truly advanced wife Long ago left off HER wedding ring servitude That “badge of xoose what's sauce for the feminist to be Worcestershire for the jer! Anyway, VIL tell the flappers a Wed- <i eeeee ding ring is absolutely UNNECES- MLLE SENEVIEVE FEL SARY \s a matrimonial brand on man Hvery husband bears the mark of Vou can see that almost any husband — the beast IS one ‘The eye of a husband is cowed- or Liven if you are looking at him a — Uneasy: quarter of a mile off through the wrong end of the telescope. he ear of a husband is ever open to blandishment It is such a TREAT to him! vy a husband differs from a bache: 16K ‘The tongue of a husband works over- time \s dear old Dobbin differs fram To make up for its enforced idleness prancing Pegasus, at home As the family fllvver from the speed (One reason why others can tell s ae husband Is because his wife tells him so As pork and beans from cocktails jun.) and caviare, The pocketbook of a husband is thin. As last year's overcoat from a dress The habits of a husband are meth- uniform, odieal. As barnyard waddlers from wild The discretion of a husband ts preter ducks, natural. The p a hus d is - As the cricket on the hearth from the ai haa of a hueband is pe netic Great Lunar moth, eee pe The resistanee, if any, of a husband As Main Street from 42d Street and is—problemati Broadway, And since a bachelor, like any other “bird,” will fly as far as you can see him, While on the a husband will stand without hitehing, Any girl who cannot perceive the di ference between them Must go around with her eyes shut THE JARR FAMIL\7 . Bw ROY L. M¢CARDELI . As sobriety and temperance from the observance of the Volstead law tn New York! contrary ! Even a frisky husband is simply Dobbin turned out to grass widows, And no true mettlesome steed! right, 1921, by the Proms Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) HERE you going to Jarr lost They would have been in “Halt Le by Ceolly's hus W juneh?” asked Mr. Ran yet only some important matters band, Dick, who loves his wife—but Fe dropping in on Mr. necessitated Mr. Jarr's returning oh, you jaz: Jarr at his offic the office You can't tolerate any thing or “Don’t feel hungry and don't much — Altogether the cheap luncheon and person that isn’t on a pedest he ca suid Mr. Jarre, “Where are the things that followed had cost tells her, frankly. "You're quite ab- you going?” Mr. Jarr euht doliars, and as he was surd. 1 love the children as much as Mr, kag named a high-priced Short that week he went home cro any man could If it's hard to love restaurant in the neighborhood of “Cam you let me have #om you it's because you seare me off by Mr. Jarr's office money?” asked Mrs. Jarr. “I ordere:t frowning upon every harmless diver ('n the place where the waiters some things [ needed home ©. 0, D sion—by wanting to shut us up to- treat you if you were an equal," 4nd they're liable to be here any rether, ‘That isn't the way people commented Mr. dart minute. live nowadays. Marriage isn’t prison. “It's the only place to get anything "Do you think I'm made of money” You like one kind of thing TL like geeently cooked downtown,” said Mr, Stowled Jarr. “What's the use inother, And you won't admit my yoy, of my trying to ser and save ani hind of thing at all “{ tell you I'm not feeling hungry.” Vesrudge every ce spend if you “T suppose that used to be all that ,.i9 yer, Jarr, “and everything tastes @f¢ BelDs to buy ev you see? expected of w woman—having aie at that place. Tt cook crimp and seve?" said M her children and keoping her home iy in the mort Lod kept wa astonished, “When did you ever clean. Now things have dened on noon waiting for ourself anythin Men need more, ask more do most 7 replied Me Jarre. “What sort rush of juncheor think 1 ate te WODER aa “The baked | und corned beef @4Y+ for insta Why, a twenty? ‘| suppose.” Cecily counters, “what a a, ENE cent. plate corned ‘beef and you mean is that men want nt of are m i, thou replied Mr. baked beans noise and dissipation and promiseuc mucking his 1p We wever, despite sacrifice f 4 that ey expe the tting ready to Mt ad to fork ov en lars and irtations, and tha b i h olid food in the Minety-sight s when the C. O. D wives to tolerate and join them in ¢* " pie: package cam such thit maida ha uid Mr, Jurr deals Scsa c And Bick allows, frankly ‘Well, “and that place has a nerve kin r ‘ zi perh th woman whe is w to x i do that Kels away with marriage bet- f tell you w r do: let's go 1 Do than the woman who clings to an a place bO know how lo YOU VAG ot da fl i k fruits—the bean—and where they d¢ ? f me anne by fie Pre Pustbany uve actual 1 me that aie ’ Hl ; hildrer n : Be ou QUESTIONS household a 1. What other name is given to y come together tn the ie went te popular white ants? Ke hound to mine , ; Prose fu ty he's . aint," c r ee arahs eben 2. What strait lies between Sums wher oing out to to the wt which were ind which tra and the Malay Peninsula? nee i cna th joyed fi 1 3, What term describes books with Meni RS Dick jaws a for the oheek Jat rough and uncut edges? week, bat Louve A “ came t Mr. said used me 4 by George H J 4. For what purpose was touchwood , t true that i Lats get a ciara g we used in earlier days? hat erance for laxity. P ane De pron ee ok muoh ¢ ar . 5. What is an Italian employer of of mora} jaxity ie Ta the e labor called? 1 Home, Sweet He : ' x ufo 6. What is the State flower of hands and wives “calling ¢ Ra Whereupon t Georgia? v "putting woo mu oy ; t wih OMe DUV RR toe InUEh f t 7. From what species of tree is gum 1 p t ure jux% hom 7” t arabic obtained? lahoulind apdenneciwniient oned homes w cigars for & 8. By “crossing the Rubicon” River Gut ava ohGdnen: who ' < what Roman Emperor was committed won't de anythin but v 1 seid "An you've *© @ war r nterest of every “ day when we 9. By what other name is the shrike " 1 you that the ideal happiness f ma 1 to see who'd pay, I'M give Knewn he good wife and mothe eee y 1 ct to ¢ ir money 10. What country is called the ‘ d wife and pated. l a 1 \ h you for a dol “Land of the Rising Sun?” ind ye y soon a dead- hymn er ind Me, Jarr lost ANSWERS, nde ¢ tt Husband and Ww batt Double or quit aid Mr. Jarr 1, termi ‘ lacca; deckie tune 1 dance ore whe ; ed; 4, tinder ne; 6. Che is, of course, the other side they prefer “Home, Sweet Home" or “All qecht” replied Mr, Rangle : ae) © Shape question, and it expressed jazz \suin they @eesed and Mr, t her birg> 10, Japan, rN