The evening world. Newspaper, May 13, 1921, Page 33

weal Pros Bn \‘D ‘ ' " i ' ‘By Courtesy (COR TRET 1803 Br Gt. Poe The Bad Boy’s 5c. ory s POSE by Fy Store tes janie. WBConkey Co. BConnny Co. 3 4 G8 a PK Ma Comes Home your Ma 66 HEN is buck™ a i man of the th jfound him standing on the qywhen the groc: y@norn ay ta jyout ° coat 4, “Oh, got ng some piec ai] pockets ack at midnight, la amicht,” said the boy, as he eat a fe {Wblueberries out of a case. “Tha tewhat makes me up so ea Pa h iMeen kicking at these pieces of bri: thwith his bare ‘away he had his toes she in b Nok s trying to go back upstairs on on \foot, Pa hain't got no sen ty “lam afraid you are a terroi s#the grocery man, as he es of bricl sai coming ry was opened in the K st 18 and when I came hand and ne ne looked at th j@nnocent face of the boy. “You are jwlways making your parents som } trouble, ‘ithey don’t send you to some ref and it is a wonder to me ne ‘choot, ‘Po last night to » kicked this What deviitry were you up morn. ‘ang 1} “No deviltry, just a little fun. You jPee, Ma went to Chicago to stay a week, and got tired, and tele. }Rraphied she would be home last night pnd Pa Was down town and I fo it {fo give him the despatch, and after he went to bed, me and a chum of gnine tho spt July | “You see, bout as big as Ma, and we home of her ciothes and {@o snoring we put them in Pa's roon ‘Ob, you'd a laffed. We put a p: ! umber one slippers, with $ngs, down in front of ehair beside Pa’s boots, 4sorset on a chair, and my her's best black silk dres ht we would have hooke the hum's si after Pa RC a Fourth my chum has got a sister a ot m. of blue stock- rocking and a rec 1 on another NEW INVENTION A NOVEL sta hold fishing poles ped with two bells, of whioh when and is eq one rings bait takes th a fish nibbles at the the other if it If players to prac ne has en invented that registers the and tion of strokes » & captive b rockers are t- tact to a the new chair, the back it when smaller ones at porting th cupant sup- we an o} ns backward and fa- cilitating turning it around. 1 apparatus has been an Indiana man to Umost automatically convey ar- ticles from different parts of a e to a sale aan to him to remain A new bath tu invented enable 18 counter 192 Comriah!, 1921, by the Pres Publishing Co (The New York Rveniig World) HE ring, such as worn by Bishop Manning, is an episcopal orna- ment the rite of commonly regard- of the betrothal of conte and rred in consecration, Even Color of Stones Symbolic In Famous “Bishop’s Ring’ Can You Beat It! by ‘The Pree f (He New York \\ CAN'T TELL | A GIRL SHE HAS A HOLE { WILL TELL HER WITHOUT ay TELLING ( (WANT You To Do SOMETHING FoR. NE ee Oy You .T THE PHONE Gal | MISS Miss type ARE WANTED WIRE? LOUD ————— Calls on Old Lady From New Hampshire Who Had Lost a Le Mrs. Harding Is Endearing Herself In Hearts of Washingtonians ee tter of Introduction to Her—Sent Flowers and Note to Mother of Soldier Who SOME MUST FAI - BY NEAL R OHARA « The Real Heroes of To-Day Are the Guys That Draw Deuces to the Ace, King, Queen and Jack of Opportunity —-No Biographer Makes ’Em Famous, So We Wil! Copyeinot, VL be the Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Mventng World) industry captains, of dollar-a-syilable read of high-powered authors, of magnificent bank Presidents, but what of the failures ’ What about the guys that draw deuces to the ace, king, The boys with the right line of talk: but The chaps in lit queen and jack of Opportunity? the wrong line of goods? bankruptey the census, that make like rollcalls look the bims that give instalment collectors steady work? long as they suicide the sidestep are heroes of to-day. Th to his pa s Elmer Bump—a good boy nts and ambitious enough to scuttle a ship. In his spare time at the garbage plant Elmer learned the barbering trade. He borrowed $600 from a friendly bootlegger and make his mark in the set out to world, even if it was only with a razor blade. After fire location, looked like barber couting around for a sure- Elmer hit on wha’ a cinch. He opened a shop on the Bryn Mawr campus. that before. It was a daring idea and one hadn't been worked out But our hero was ahead of HE OPENED A ON THE BRYN MAWR CAMPUS, BARBER SHOP his time. So what Elmer gained in experience the bootlegger lost on bis I. 0. U. ‘Tho boy is back in the gar- Rudie to try again. Rudie kept try- bage plant now, protecting the city ing Ull he went flat-footed, and new from being short-weighted. Life has he’s back at street sweeping again. its little tragedies. Take the case of Rudolph X. Kil kenny. A gentle chap that couldn't break a robin’s egg. Rudie, as all his admirers called him, fell heir to a fortune of twenty-four red stamps subseribed to a correspondence Before he had used up his fifth two-cent stamp he was pro- moted to the sophomore « ‘That shows the youngster lacked not for and school. lass Proving that no matter what Aesop sop said, you CAN keep a good man down Others there are like Atchison A brilliant youth with an am- bition fiery enough for a careerwof Atchison started writing vaudeville playlets, but his only.ous~ tomers were trained seals and they seemed to get the dialect yarbled. To keep from starving like a man, or some other Gibbs, arson Atch took up scenario writing for travel pictures, but couldn't seem to work in the happy ending. He failed at that too, ‘To-day he's back at his talent. At the end of the course he got a diploma and started to flour- ish as an artist and illustrator or both Rudie’s first contract was one to old job, resharpening phonogfaph be envied. He was assigned to illus- needles trate the telephone hook at a nickel Then look at Arthur Monk, whe was in the contracting business. -Art spent 8,000,000 lire honestly bribing the City Council of Venice, Italy; and then they awarded him a street paw ing contract. That dirty trick jnst about broke Arthur's heart. It dréve him back to his former job, giard- ing the stage door of a movie theatre. Life is a sandpaper path to same of us. tor every three minutes that he kept ‘em waiting for his designs. Rudie twirled off a dignified pastel of a wrong number calling to its mate, but the service department waxed The opus was alto- gether too realistic to satisfy their taste. Rudie tried many another portrait, but the purchasing agent was always busy and always asked The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell ing Co the point. He slipped quarter to ’ the conductor and on the return trip. DON*T suppose you Would mind was awakened at his street and got ieee those bills of lad- home just at daybreak. going over ow," exclaimed Mrs, Jarr, who straightening OUt gat up tully awake as be catie in "suid “now [ suppose you are going to tell me you worked all night on the books rather fussy. Copyrent. 1991, by the Prow Publl ae New York Bronce se | and things for us in Jenkins's pI “Jenkins is very sick ing and a hat with awhite feather FS p+ bY Mr. Jarr’s boss. t anare ; nd was so tired that you fell asleep gee SHesRBORMIG ALLA ate? burch. I Died in Reed Hospital. Mr aarp you know, You don’t ob- and was a0, tires jpn the cket, and everything we ee un 1921, by the Press Publishing Co. (Thc New York Uvening World ject to the extrp work, ae iy ce NOL RY, CONC ata MG, eee ites {cou that belo: ‘oO r Gunes ee “Certa: 1," said 3 rr, with n “Lye en out boot {eouid tnd that belonged tow sir in » nas eventually SOS) ASRS RST ERB Sh are w mistress of the Whito House has already endcared herselt Coty a eeCertainly, not! But [ve had a good time.” ive a ¢ sister's roo: h, We go! u ‘ tuatly s : ns aoa ea ne if s " cheerful acrity ply no’ ut aes eae w red par too and left it right in become the stone especially ane in the hearts of the people of Washington, and that is no small fra only too glad to help out any time , Mh HL, Um al d_ to seo you tah he }ahe middle of the floor. W when I for use in episcopal rings, the older ‘he clea of the sapphire, chas- achievement," declared Mrs. Frank Roe Batchelder, of Wore r ahs idle sa. cae we bcbg fooked at the layout, and rd Pa f hich hava i Es ver tty and happiness; the pure white of yfas Bt the Woman's Division of the Republican State C in that way |, Why didn't you say what you, were phoring, I thought 1 should die. You nens which have been preserved the pock crystal, guilelessness; while ary of the Woman ivisi tepublican State Commit “It's v. nice of you and I won't going to do when you telephoned \ gee, M ows Pa is ad. fet bs t In early tim ny the hue of the amethyst calls to mind who returned yesterday after con- ‘ tormot \’” suid the boss, as he moved me? Now 3 easily ¢ m- e color of the wine used in the nees with Republican leaders in Porth New Hampshire, who had away Poe | € nan : H P chat night ploy He} vy Huet and in the case of hington not been in Washington the Oh, you won't forget it, we you ‘| whey heard the: Goorsbell tt sishop Manning's ring it signifies the ~ , hich at Civil War ‘ote and muttered Mr. Jarr to bith ut | stuff n my mouth bre Sh Cathedral color. Two incidents, of which she had aes ee muttered Mr vhat you Will forget! | wt Ma at the dep r When the Bishop d es, heard, she said, were charact« lng’s secretary if You'll forget to tell the ca to} k and came i most invantably is buried Mrs. Hard One old “lady from: Geyicr Bone deece. Wher Blip me extra ten or twenty, after | heard the bell but m 7 Date) S RUM PAe OF The ad vutting all of Jenkins's extra work down and let Ma in land duri as to vet AS if 1 didn't do more now than e was prett now you bet, at TAIN eS ny three men in thts office, as it ist” | “Where's your father?” s he, as culled up Mrs. Jarr on the ph | jehe bexan to go upstairs * BY SOPHIE IRENE LOEB « je Mee MP anid, “1 won't be home tilt | “1 told hi ruessed Pa had gone ate top a {Ao sieen ra peee ey er a as Pwillshing CO jostling, good-natured crowd, each wants yo y 1 : HWoll) Chale. Ne: ae rovar the ‘good ¢ ee noise in the roo t bent on “making sh } AREA Gal back the voice of M Tare QVOE Se : there—on Bay e will at he ulva c “ But its kind you t 8 jan hour ago, and ne Wils tak ering a , 1 nil Chaeaaitee c wire Y i a bath, Then I s! ped upst s ‘ nf Lode Lelie ¥ vd h ' nt ' 1 me me looked over ban ie M erg wn, gentle ehind it there immin cellar, Y } 1 an T D> Hea soine ng about heavens and e fc aenie eee art t big anyt u war y, at of he hae” ad and ‘where is the h and : mien iit tit ives that would fill of braids and \ \ t re sh | KD Su lee ; ‘d. ntines and : ; yet in ay You may have pity Arabian Nig 8 book isad bu 4 ly ff w Ha : ond ® ng 4 talk beg door slammed and they talked 8 yeur heart for the nts you will When I get weak and wan and Dieh-priced 1 f pecele ome br Cove « €o. i a Ac » hours. I s'pose they finally you will dofthe many Weary, and life scems all muddled would think ¢ ne 4 sha Wbbamated tables The New Vor hing Word ff 1 abe to me, they alwaye a people down th with littie or #8 @ corner, T wander down to Hester might purcha On " ‘ QUESTIONS ay i p rer Anweatelre BobD refuse cha ind want only Street and listen to the hum of hu t joy u ago Walter Reed Hospiti 1, What is the State flower of Cali- ARY, ; Man B COMO RULIIS' © Oh cces-q chance of livellfiood anita . “ef and Mrs Harding sent a great bunch fornia? pee Et, 4 tried to _L so there many, many times. Any There is a little, old woman sitting f ere n i nd f t 2. Who was the Democratic nom- Jirr ’ ; wughe > me with his b & toenail, and if it thing that you see of wearing ap- ©” the sidewalk who has aprons to éet ng reusona W n 1 inee for President in 1904, defeated ¢ r cheeks ee are eT ett eae teelit pared on Fifth Avenue you will findon Sell. ‘The price was marked on them often wonder where a ag ded and w by Roosevelt? athe ‘ so red fre they had my cliim's sister's clothes Hester Street or thercabouts. but she was asleep when I found her ‘ t ta ce pome Men eet 3: Who was the composer of Par t Mr. Jar 1 y get that way cause all pnned up in a new: riand 1p Not much! It is the seeth. APd When I gently touched her 1 them and se 1 4 c be A sifal? we 1 ar 1 j pies »'P when | mo bank 1 anil have to ing centre of merchants. You wil! 2¢Ver saw such a smils as she guv 1 declared “1 4. How many years elapse between %07) le was foonk | ao every Gay care them home and then ae will me ae the Behe ine Ra aha ultamiaa satel aheldicun: t ¢ 5 performances of the Passion Play at AA oan tin re “Leat so much Bond Brew!” i ‘ ‘ perammergau? ave got a 1 notion to take me the job-l nd the push-cart the pron to show me, which I pur W . ta ' 1 emakers’ wax and stick my chum peg , ohased, She w v" tired, 8 ay 5. For how many years is a patent _ ' felt heay tad ; 1 pec onglomeration of € very tived, but sh ’ ne on my back and travel with a SCOAM ENGIN A Ri OeRINin gs LONtTe tl sits there all day long selling the from his enter u ssued aking him : . x» n aded boy from ; i ‘ i ) ” 6. In what Mexican State he y, ¥ 1a hoa a have more fun and not gold th there for you to pur r handiwork Huet rnte oT! 4 do city of Zacatecas located? ‘ Da ates a oy sampled some aw nee And when she goes home at night NGRn dOnt Lp 7. By what name was patent leather ., ; na case in front of the store And you will feel rry for the has to get the supper and mothe ¢ sg : ) formerly known? N nd of r w Hand wen down the stiect whistling seeting hard lol I faces, the little erippled srandehild who was ee t Ain ahat Atate’ did the’ Rawnea for his chum, who was looking ' need f 4 4 s left by her dead daughter. She hugs ¢ an ae Indian tribe live? i * an alley to see if the coast was c ou him close to her he a ‘oon Seaee Hae eg 1 M i 1 ‘ are unk book of one of these over him, She could send him to an ger witha r nut known? . eee ' TO-MORRO ne s the other day, His daily institution and be rid of her re at 10. What was Robert &. Peary's hand aw t . 0) tyes de are searcely less than four bility would not pa: 1 he middle name 4 His Pa Take PELE P ARE ATER AR EL HE aS ETT eT ¥ ee : _ SUPERFLUOUS HAIR ‘ Auiiniank $20,000 to $80,000, ‘i Ee om ETE CTY ANSWERS. vel PERMANENTLY by the painless 4 © $30,001 She woul athe on sewing A i M ic ‘ t 1 \ tr. J ' A COMPLETE STORY reatest city in t It is a until the end of her days. Would she i a teen; & \ n Prohib 4 : great, busy beehive of humanit take any alms? Not ne Poche abla Hon ce Scien WAG vhe thar §, Nebraska: % pers 49, seem to holt you : Pie tole aay Simay Not much the conditions that are there, Edwin. Mr, Jarr was too tired to argue met 35th bt. N FI | j | ‘ —————— |