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\ THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, MAY 11, 1921. } \ SZ them on demand in the same form arriv - = — = eens = The other take: y materials, works { O he Bs h R d Oacoriets, 1001, ° | divides and combines them and sends out nine | n t € ig ‘ oa ! ai Raton pe ON By John Cassel ESTABLISHED RY JOSE 7 ; r t = = — - ore alud C money any ervice. [\Webliabed Dally wacest Gueday uy The Pree Portiuning | MOF valuable in money and serv |The Pioneers of Progress Company. Nos. 68 to 68 Park Raw, New York. Minds are of the same type. One man will re- | By Svetozar Tonjoroff RALPH PULITZER, Preeident, 69 Park Raw. Faatant " i | m J. ANGUS SHAW, ‘Treaaurer, €8 Park How member insignificant facts he might better forget. apn ryt, 1921, dy The Prema Pushing Oo, JOSEPH PULITZER Jr., Secretary, 63 Park Row. aan bal Another will take in, digest and forget a fact. He MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, will work it into his opinions and his scheme of life. he Ammoctated Prem x exclusively entitied to the use for republication | 4 ; ‘ 0 all news despatches credited to it or not otherwise credited im tats paper | It will become a part of him even though he can- LLIN Blea pees Dasa ad .| not produce it in original form on demand. GERMANY ACCEPTS. One of the serious complaints against colleges , 2 has been that students’ heads are filled with useless ERMANY has taken the only sane course open Z : as 5 a information and not taught to ¢Aink, Wouldn't Mr. IV—THE MAN WHO MADE THE FIRST STATUE. Tt is a fur ery from George Grey Barnard’s “Eve” to the stone statue jette of a woman, the relic of the jreindeer age, found in a cave in Fiunce, Yet Barnard in his studto f ks om ‘ igh tdison have had a more logical basis of complaint | \Valgnine tie Traditions. WhleH’ ti By 2 solid majority the Reichstag voted last night rele eae peat: a | Arse refndeer man est ned in his ¢ } to bow to the Allied ultimatum, and a new German against univers Sit he had found college graduates £@ FURTHER so many thousands of years ago taat Cabinet, hastily assembled for the purpose, drafted answering too large a proportion of his questions? AHEAD the count of (ime has been lost in t the formal unconditional acceptance which jis re- es ie phe ter Ae ieee’ He ported to be already in the hands of the British | BARRED FROM THE BRIDGE, |thu reindeer man—whleh, for cone i 5 un _ . . venience, we shall call e Plum \ Premier. F RRECONCILABLE Republican Senators need not tediloie Huds Deapeviel Nia eee { Within the bounds of reason, what else could is ; ; Dra F ee Germany do? be so flabbergasted at finding that President been invented in the re.ndeer pede: i ‘ ; P ‘i a tor's time, and they have been largely | France ready and more than ready to use crush- Harding is dealing with foreign relations without discarded by sculptors in Barnard’s } © the Uni ead! a irst getti i 4 time. } ing force; the United States, out of reach ot Ger- first getting their O. K. “the Plump Lady" justifies criti } man manoeuvrings, already participating in the Su- They had their warning. cul amination. she Is unquestions | preme Cruincil of the Allies; the economic future Fight months ago, when Mr. Harding was still a ore ideale oF benucy avirwuled Go ue i . of Germany hanging on prompt decision—here at ‘ most orthodox ‘Turkish taste, Her combinati conditions which forced | Senator and a candklate, he said: im is cuurmuus ih depth and fast was a combination of conditions which forced breadth, Her torso is in keeping with fhe German mind to think straight. “If all goes well, on the 4th of March next the measurements of her neck and Feit Pp net a 86 roat, Her legs are twin pill Der would be ustien to say ‘Ves,’ " Dr. Wirth, the | 1 SHAIT cone to Be 6 Sener thi almost as Herviles) well adapted to hold up the Centrist leader and new Chancellor, warned the Se ee aes ee, President, | be Wie attan aac atk: Bis ioe Reichstag, “without the resolution to do our utmost “What 1 wish, in passing, to call to your at- temuated 1 tnore closely res reat) i : : sembling the 8 of to meet the obligations imposed upon us. tention (he was speaking to the Indiana Dele- the upper lin 1 Venus. The best hope of Germany he put in the follow- gation) is taat as Senator I have established | head—well, het ing words: for myself a precedent, and you may rest as- beh ban ; tis ee ; perched ve “The treaty, which castsa heavy burden upon sured that I shall guard with equal firmness, peered us, entails for the Allied Governments sacred insistence and jealousy the prerogatives of the wn to the duties.” Executive, who is perhaps more distinctly and German evasion could only have weakened the personally responsible than any other official ible that he found hnical difficulties too great to @onsciousness of such duties. directly to the whole American people.” | Fmounted in hls efforts to pore his model's features. is also Complete German submission puts upon those to We do not recall that Republican Senators blinked | 1e—but less so—that he used the an effort to preserve and spare the modesty whom it is made the greater obligation to treat the separation efforts of Germany with justice and economic foresight. Retribution must sit im council with right and | to be. | season. Why should any of them shudder now when his For once, German psychology has saved | sense of responsibility “to the whole American peo- (Germany. or protested when their candidate thus plainly and of his model But * mably the It cannot 1b se, Crude asked wor | represents boldly proclaimed what kind of a President he meant is unques- a woman. nything is a work of art. It & conception and an immeasurably higher that has been accom- scious effort of any ple” and their interests forces him in a direction ea ; ; as man. Et furr ye Al different from that which factional spite insisted " ] . : pr the unbridgable ON TRI d ah from pie : cee St € Ss / s\\ x wif that is fixed between man in his * . ms upon ore and during the campaign ui t primitive manifestations and the HE Lockwood Committee continues to find oh eS Sete of the i.nimated world at its most more dirty linen to expose to the public, In the course of the same speech, Candidate Har- The story of the plumbing bids for the Fort | ding said: | 1 the first of his of the earliest author , Washington Park naval barracks in which a bidding “No one can foresee the exact conditions by of various rude cla A at have sing of plumbers tried to double the price to the which our country will be confronted seven Bak BINARSERURTInIg AAIdER ore Government in wartime is as disgraceful as any- months hence, World opinion and our own Geis HUAI BEA he RUmAAEnTe ) thing yet exposed. opinion have been changing very rapidly in ing for the ideal, the In developing this lead Mr. Untermyer was fair tae past few months.” 1 ean eerie yenough to offer an opportunity for an explanation Even to bitter-enders it must have become clear fotaneye seh ums: ‘as to why United States Attorney Harold Harpe: had failed to prosecute on the evidence offered by former Commander Brown, who told of the goug- that the much talked of “mandate of last Novem- ber” was not a mandate for a complete sacrifice of artist found the first medium ‘From Evening World Readers ing plot. the prestige and prosperity of the United States in ’ ie of his dream, he next at t ‘ s. | the post-war era merely to keep up indefinitely the What kind of a letter do you find most readable? Isn't it the one ' ales rive plastic expressic t okt { Earl Barnes, described as chief oF Mr. Harper’s p : 3 iit At ie o HAT that gives you the worth of a thousand words in a couple of hundred? By John Blake but a convenient piece of soapstone staff, volunteered an entirely unsatisfactory expla- | Sport of reversing everything that Woodrow Wilson There 4s fine mental exercise and a lot of satisfaction in trying (Copyright, 1921, by John Blake.) n hewed It Into mice. ue i wt apprehend ‘that “the | ever said or did. Pipe tee erie: | DON'T BOTHER ABOUT BY-PRODUCTS. Re \ lorney is on trial before President Harding has shown that he realizes the xeshiwekereuinie: Pre rcunnnahiny mieaemecetaen can The Standard Oil Company has found a way to utilize the enthusiasm American people elected him to do no such thing, [7° te Patter of The Brening World We need quite a lot more $ all the residue from the distillation of petroleum. Gasoline, cessation TSS TAI sR ARR ia ay ——————— Mr. Barnes is wrong—as wrong as he could be. Heddararriot esl the preramalivesv of nis office to Representative Hill of Maryland iets ue ade itond’- ¢ now one of the chief products of the concern, was once 4 i : e € S ie prerogatives of his office has introduced 4g 1 requir! e st espect to your ease : 7 ‘When such charges are made publicly, any public ethene . Peg nea BE Ane Ye of a veteran family unable t) % by-product. All the coal tar derivatives, from which many ii ic opini The exact cenaiars by which the country is now [have to pay through suits resulting » conditions, You may ask, “How | ine, candles and hundreds of other articles in everyday use, goes on trial before the bar of public opinion. No trom the publication of the lists of Af the” Prouibitionists. to. biame? | The Standard Oil Company is a big concern, It has official can afford to fail in recognizing this. It is | confronted are viewed without the distorting lights |-stackers.” Do you realize that the thousands ef ¢ thousands of technically trained experts at work for it, Tt ; fe me wel tende orte : ; : meri one of the characteristics of a healthy democratic | of a Presidential campaign, and the result is that | Accordingly, and im view of the| waiters, chats brewery workers, has plants all over the world—the biggest plants of the 3 they print. in the government. after being held in isolation by Republican partisan. |™89 delays of releasing these lists who were thrown out of employe at kind in existence. path of proxrese « ; jyhich mankind It Is to b , ‘ ; ‘GT S| iH due to controversy over this point, | PY becalled passage of the igh: Such an institution can well afford to go into the busi tance and which it will travel to still is to be hoped that Mr. Harper will think bet- | ship the United States is steadily moving out Of Jit must be expected that such litiga-|feent) Amendment had to find other : . : + at ‘ i Nua pines a a work and, being first on the ground,|$ ness of making by-products and to expend a part of its al greater achievements after pres- fer than his lieutenant am! offer a more adequate | that isolation under the direction and guidance of a_ {ton rol result, Nothing is to be) secured the positions that should and! $ most limitless energies in getting all that is possible out of ne Ang Lgne re ji Fy "a inistrati feared from the real slackers, for yuld have bee eft open for our! 4 ; 3 i en ae os ne dus! explanation of what on its face seems to be a | Republican Administration. Heit) An pi derenes to aay oulnnaen uel returning apiniames ahem are raaay | ¢) cue crude oll which flows from its| wells, that is the mother of us a _ shameful disregard of duty. Bitter-enders may rage in the chart room. But |tibel suit. But action of this kind is otler industries that aiso have beon But the business of developing by-products is for a iam Eig the ship is heading into her true course. And be- Blan Acasa fray the unfortu- | whose workers had to find other em-|2 °° ener OD SN & Bip ORs not aa individual, ae WHERE DID YOU GET i : Taare Rip eatan ine , he se cuaen ag [Rate Innocent “slackers.” ployment. ou may fancy that you ean throw off by-products as Se tiated irnaieen beers iar ici fore they embarked with him the skipper warned pA detter of immunity trom the war? Anent the “Hypocritical Patriots."]% easily as you do your daily work. You may believe, if you THAT WORD? ; , Sweet Home. nother | ey would ° ep of line spartment will help this class more |! may mention a few who are we 2 Dees Ne eli as ee , . Seeiccrasitia! meet ict cur bon oni ee ee them they would have to keep off the bridge. Pe TpUaU Cy Met ae peer iiceen | enowety ean REeMmIltaa EL Ana ereatt are a bookkeeper, that by spending a few nights writing 93.—-ANTI-MACASSAR, RaW, We arena. davihere a. connecticn? |that there are people who only find! Wayne BR. Wheeler, Dr. Wilbur picture scenarios you will be able to utilize all your brains, le . ‘ a § ere ection? ; Did you ever come across the wor® If you are from in est in accusations, and who en- ! Crafts, Rev. H. L. Bowlby, wlan J. jtirely ignore immunit instead a part of them. WASTED TALENT and exonera- | Br n, A. D. Batchelor, THE EDISON TEST Ni Centos ni ‘tions, and another class who reject ing to reform mankind If you are a young professional man, with little to do, you surely have met ‘ 2 ENOESE pickpockets complain that some of [sy explanations of shel First, for the “Almighty Dollar, you may ima, that you can take up novel writing, or it, for New England home. The sare Ten rene rite al te ; he accused is gu n r the che riety the ; i ii sae i ord me OV HOMAS A. EDISON’S list of questions is one their victims are “dishonesi” in reporting to |cannot prove himself innoce Veta the tute Grae 0 nein acting, or bridge playing as a side line, and thus get rich 3 fjord means ee ada 4 H of the most interestin: nic s dat the police, They say that whe ey perform the The mere fact that this should not} reformed themselves first by mindin: while you are waiting for success in your profession, prevent their being by” the | etesting topics of the day, AL ee Se wae {ey Perform the lye xo does not help the accused inno- | their own business they would be in It is pe e that you will get rich at one or the other of air.” Its derivation dates back te i In many a home members of the family have | Italian equivalent of “lifting a leather” they may cone Patan aa al Pad ae -|a better position to reform mankind, theachiliiea uur if voul dont willie. Decause yoqu har © romance of the days when Amer- ii : ; : Mas ei eet beats tee i eee Pam afraid, hh 8 NO Pre- | They are worse than Anarchists! it + ) e an clipp ranged all over i tested each other and turned to the encyclopedia to | find fifty lire, but the victim reports a loss of 2,500. Gantions, Gace er chAdey is Teel. in the likes of these men who are re dropped your profession and devoted yourself to the by the Seven cir bywaters. check the answers. Then when the gang come to “split” there are sus- [assume another name. : Srcnaimle far Spun unelplor ene 413) product, TIuRH atone nota e-euuatkice aie 1 Doesn't this reveal the real nature of the ques- | Picions that the receiver of the fifty lire is “holding | qiatr the frat list published in this | oniy a working man myselt, and sym- Anthony Hope, who wrote “The Prisoner of Zenda. duced on the Island of Celebes, in the j oa ; bo . Ait ® | pathy will not help to pay y rent ‘as tra iste : iefs bit Archipelago, named Macas D tions? They are encyclopedic in character. out” on his comrades. substantial a proportion of errors as| PANO te ee pte ‘vote our law: was trained as a barrister but he had no briefs and wrote rm the place where it was to warrant extra precautions being | stories to while away the hours he was waiting for clients, intelligent and well read persons have known | work. A man can’t resist such a paradox wher |wili grant deserved justice to the | ! the Do. ‘two “wrongs make a he stopped being a lawyer as soon as his first book was re “prevent balness.S tamara i | many, perhaps most of the answers. But not a few | his pocket is not the one picked to pay for the joke. | for Basar, aney aati ee eur MaNcatatsly violate tiele oath or] ¢. published, BEAT POUR | workedchayoo With the © of the facts Mr. Edison wants are the sort that seem Nevertheless, these ingenious rogues are wasting [tent. The people must suffer }omes to uphold the Constitution of In this world a man can learn to do one thing fairly parts of chairs and sofas where the y pe : + : pee rs ; [through the errore of their public) the United States? | well, The time he has is better spent on that one thing, } aforesaid bows repowd their) shiny unimportant and are dropped from memory. Only | their talents in their precarious calling. They should : nol he Deland: cals horn « itizens and love the Stars and|% Begin to scout round for by-products of your brain and you pO OW ee pare a “memory freak” could answer a considerable | emigrate to America and become press agents and |s owed by a lesson ww Stripes so well that my friend d | will soon so scatter your energies that you do nothing well, number of the questions. propagandists for profiteering public service corpo- | PN ONR ec IF MN erin te eae 8 erate aman If you want to write movie scenarios, write ‘em, but the Star years is no » to know who and don’t try to keep a set of books at the same time. It can't be 1$ done. The expert accountants who are making big wages to ‘ing | Forgotten “‘Whys” \ ai answer ir ignorance” ? ions, -protecte ' stries first list there is a ean Does failure to answer imply ignorance Are | rations, tariff-protectad infant industries and the |Q0*,o injustice, but most likely will these questions a test of intelligence movies, On such jobs their talents would be ap- jdo much justice to the accused as | Well aa to the taxpayers. JOHN J. CLULES day were all satisfied to spend all their spare time lei Reasoning power and thought play small part in preciated Vheir employers would pay well and The War Department ahoula ha May 7, 1921 LL 13 how to keep books Noten T - 4 Such a test. Neither does special not quarrel over the spoils. jalt he "nan : sinc Achleeans \3 THROWING sone AFTER THR est individy C nos e with the at owledge of psy- | eding the fe Evening World : 2 one field. A high-test individual would prove that ‘i Any one with the auxla ty and kn »wledge of p y Mion at the Tempective list, |) Ne aera reed “Now this was the manner tn fom he possessed a remarkable memory for unrelated chology to put over such a plea in Genoa ought to : } A It . Nower; she steals sweets from it, | mer times in Israel concerning re- ; ; 4 ASH ea F New York, May 7, 1921 slogan “Hip, Hip, Hurrah!" W d h i aus miscellaneous information. But would he prove | be able to find rich picking in Washington, Albany . eiLduTas Petriate ours for moderation. GA. D. ords From the Wise but ade injure it, and those deeming ana cha ng, sonfir | ji Sy * ‘ ‘Three inde of J 7. 199) A wise man reflects before he | sweets she herself improves and 4il thing) man plucked off his shoe | ? r New York Coie New York, May 7, 1921 | xin er to beli SEEN NOIS Sllys ma ererts te ents of John eeaturia Words. spe } a fool speaks and reflects | concocts into honey. and gave © his neighbor, and this ' 0: a 1 of r, a Ee i n answer to the query of John a 5 . 0 4 srael."” eee “4 Fife, might aid that ‘ ma ! might go ilGnocane McLaughlin as to whether my friend | To the Editor of The Brening Wor'd afterward, But some stupid people | ©. C. Colton, in Israel.” (Ruth, \ u} Ife, might even become President of the fe ERS is a “radical or just ignorant,” 1] A word to “P. M. N.” in to-night's} never reflect.—Louis M. Notkin quotation we find the origin United States, without knowing what kind of wood | ¢¢ J>)/SARMAMENT or bust, is the problem | would ike to inform him that he is] tsne of The Bvening Word A crowd always thinks with its Recut ie arariniege ef ats BE AE STON A ADEs Atha fs used in the manufacture of kerosene oil barrels. far from being a radical and he is! Whats the int PM.N.2" Are! compathy, never with its reason. father to show that he reline that faces the people of this and every other | not ignorant. He is not a e who are afraid to} Take two buildings of equal size. Suppose one | Jand.”—W. G. McAdoo. as well, and that is the re eee s back when one's country Ja bae| —W. R. Alger. Crimes somettianes shock us too Sa oe alk I $8 a factory, the other a storage warehouse. a ro he will not fly the flag trom is} ink d nounced? l would advise you to} A bird may have @ tong neck, and Lie its “ ne ee inal oheaya $00 fe eet caine will coe te Geek a \ aie i more pradictival “(Which is worth more | T HAVE persaered (a thie fielt to dace the souls. | CDOS A, ORE AO She BUR teen Ne ee tate BPA eer | ter dl RAD AE fun. 108 HS = A ve eee aa aeuimcniea aaa ee \ i ii auiidi olan ws may 8 © he rf all the paths that lead to a a eR owadl ther ese *: 4 should 1 fail now?" —Mrs. Leila M. Tinsley. \ “Doar Patriots,” “Hypocriticn Pa: New Xorh, May 7, 1031, | @ book that the bee doce of a est—Sir J. Beaumont, | Seuen ou one y PATS ‘i ‘ + 4