The evening world. Newspaper, May 11, 1921, Page 21

t ’ . Sal THE EVENING WORLD, WEDAESDAY, MAY 11, 1921. ‘a aA = Bi AN 1 GO! fle’ tHE. A WS Sy Geor elk j wai allastra 5 POs, * BY NEAL ®. OHARA °¢ ra é ockie® M, seein ‘4 by Pocahontas Saved John Smith’s Neck—Darby and fs wraton, Je oan Played th y H BY Courtesy oF WBConkev co P yed the Love, Honor and Obey Circuit H cabaret ak beac tse slasconvey ca DoTe a Urs or Fifty Years--Priscilla Told John Alden to H arr : Speak for Himself—But That Was Yesterday. H ue ‘ Bros citing Co M4 aurice Ketten ; us ats Terk Evening Wore : Cowrriset, S011, Wp the frvie Pubtlshing Ua. (ibe Now Tork Rvemite Weald) f THOSE idylls of yesterday! Pocahontas saving John Smith's neck. ’ ‘Nish iated A Joan and Darby living to a ripe old age and never getting each 4 Kei Re lS. - other’s range with the family teapot, John Alden sticking in i WAIST a (SUSPENDERS | good word for another bimbo, and Priscilla waiting to flop on his neck! 66 CAAY, are you a Mason, or anpd- and we jer nim in and told him he | ARE THE y Al, gone are those days of antique . fellow, or anything?” saked iUS! be biindrolded, and ite gol oo chivalry! @ the bad boy of the ete iis knees a-latling and [ tled ‘alr, Gone are the days when e bad boy o} je srocevy around his eyes, und n 1 turned men were tender and kind and true. an, as he went to the cinnamon yim around and 1 e him get down Gon 4) “bag on the sheif and took out a tong om h then his bac e are the days of love and O! gtiok ot cinnanion ti haw Wass Fugit foward ite closet, door, devotion, And, like Grover C, Berg- ‘ “Why, yes, of course 1 um, bUU pry cotien He was tutte ait the doll, they won't come back. ‘ what set yoo thinking of jhat?” asked time, and said we boys were as full Pocahontas loved John Smith, with Hy the grocery man, as he went to the ‘h he as they uy Je ‘em, and Meng no Indian guides on the side. She vim it was a solemn occasion and we " @esk and charged the bo: father wouldn't permit no levity, chad if he would have laid down her life for a with half a pound of cinnam "t stop lufting we couldn't give the doughty Captain or even have ry “Well, do the goats but’ when you nd th -ver degree. Then ive her bead ‘ nisbiate @ fresh candidate? w iy, and my chum given up her beaded chemise, if nec- “No, of course not. The goats are hand the closet, do or and essary. When the Indians decided ona s he goats a n pepper in his other hand cheap ones, that have no ‘fe, and we ked Pa in bass toned If eau cotaiare tunaionieattee ite Suits tees and gat pillows over S'though he wanted to {urn Smith's neck Pocahontas was the their beads, so they can't hurt any- xf he had nerve enough to little pinch hitter, She not only body," says the grocery man, es he warned him that it wae full of dan- saved his Adam's apple but the Cap- winked at a brother Odd Fellow who gers, as the goat was louded for bear tain's whole layout, from dandruff to was seated on a sugar barrel, looking @74 told him he vet had time to re bunions. meted. Hh why do goulaent aes his steps if he wanted to. He if ‘ MERIT rot ak, Said he wanted tie whole biznes, ; Such’ waa Tonate daoritios Ih those . ish me and we could gu ahead with the me- \ / 1 fl c r $. my chum had muzzled our guat with nagerle. ‘Then I said to Pa that if he lie 'S INDECENT . aera SAN RENEDY THAT. days, iol Pocahontas was duly $i a aiilow. Pa wotid have enjoyed bis had decided te, go ahead, and not \ LIKE [he SO eeu PULL uP MY’ reward For John Smith was Bi: Samstag wimetiae E our ictus wale Cleves te foc Wh consequences io fo. spared; he lived to grow a large and ‘ ter. You see, Pa had been telling us forth the Royal Bumper and let bim fluffy bale of whiskers and, in com- 4 how much good the Masons and Odd Bump eae pany with a long lost brother, put the 1 a : ’_ repeated the words and my rable. 4 $ Feflows did, and said we ousht to tty oma sprinkled the kyan pepper on coughdrop industry on its feet. But ; and grow up good so we could jine the the goat's mustache, and he sneered this is not a story of mercantile suc- lodges when we got bir, and [ asked once and looked sassy, and then he esi ti POCAHONTAS SAVING JO) & Pa if it would do any hurt for us to see the lager beer goat raring up, ae Rear evib heres gee a SMITHS NECK gl , ep Say lodge in my room, and 4nd he started for it, just ke a cow Pocahontas’s feat s ® purtend to nishiate, and Pa said it catcher, and platted, Pa is real fat, Would any modern dame risk her Darbys? al Si - # ‘wouldn't do any hurt. He said it bur he knew he got lit, and he grunt- Jecoll dk tot ; Oe alive taverieeniier ae Ai Would improve fur mlida and lear ed, and | PSP ARE ies decollete neck to save the guy that dle, Well, Mr, Interlocutor, if you a te tobe men, So my chum and me boys doin’?! And then the goat gave furnished her bonbons? You guessed want to know the answer we'll tell @ goat that lives in a livery him another degree, and Pa pulled off } 1 She w ! Not ye no ° . ‘ Me ee ee eee Men aatent staal aeaiied hae {t, Grandma! She would NOT! Not you about the modern Joan and ? Seat in livery, stable bo the horses the atairs, and #0 did the goat, and for a bimbo named John Smith, any- Darby. Our modern Joan is still @ won't get sick? They get used to the Ma was at the bottomn of the stairs y—t are te thers str : v "t spel By Wen eer alent toey ery led Me i wee Bt ihe melas aca way—there are too many others like strong for Darby, but you don't spell ‘ fag can make them sick but a glue banisters Pa and Ma and the goat him in the directory. The revised edi- it with a capital D., The kind of gi fectory, I wieh my girl boarded in were all in a heap, and Pa was yell- ion frillie might marry him, maybe, Darby our Joans fall for now looks a livery stable, then she would get ing murder and Ma was screaming to secure ver rights: Jeorge shing t S ‘Gaede the mmail; Twent homie with fire, and’ the goat Woe Biatiing and to secure the dower rights; but as for like George Washington ftom a@ ber from chureh Sunday night, and sneczing and bunting, and the hired risking one’s throat in the path of a head-on view, with the usual guar- e smell of goat on my clothes made girl caine into the ball and the goat e—say, wher you & pe of the U States 1 her sick to her stummick, and she took after her, and she crossed herself Ghee die de) ails OE Oe ae Cae acted just like an excursion on tho just as the goat struck her and eald, mu MSU ane vec ban yaaa Take, and said if I didn't go and bury Mowly mother protest me!’ and went Sweet was the bliss of Darby and And then there's Priscilla and mn Ida's never gu with me again, ppd oy van edits yi Lee Joan, They played the Love, Honor John Alden. John Alden, the chap She wae just as pale as a ghost, and self, and the goat rared up and biat- and Obey circuit for fifty years, and that wouldn't double-cross @ 1. the perspiration on her lip was just ted, and Pa and M, e ed, an Pa ia went into their i e " PB Pr *risc a bas = Hieeeaaletn td drt ed REESE Hae era arn e ted yeectrod not a harsh line of dialogue sneaked Priscilla, the gal that chirped, “Why a popes You see, my chum and me chum and me opened the front door into the act. They had fewer spats don’t you speak for yourself, John?” had to carry the goat up to my room and drove the goat out, The minie- B i There D se es happe: ? sbolenery; thee suey Ob totes ELC EO ut than a longshoreman’s boots. There Do those things happen nowadays? Ee taatied bo we had tole © Tera tide Socaen easciune: Hime ire was so much sunshine in their life Not now, Grandma! Did you ever Rerohief aroend his nose, and his feet bell, and the goat thought he wanted the carpets were faded the first few hear of a modern guy who would made noise on the floor wwe pik some baby's socks on hie fest for lucke and. then west down, the weeks, After half a contury of the trust a chap with his girl? Did you Gosh, how frowy a goat smells, don't sidewalk Diatting and sneezing, and pall and chain they were still on ever hear of a modern chap that shoul you Masons must the minister came into the parlor and 0) 8 y p trus' v " have strong auumm Whe 408k Geld he wan ee, oe i good enough terms to pose jointly could be trusted with another guy's you have a skunk or a mule for @ came out of his room with his sus- for that famous lithograph that girl? And did you ever hear of @ wade pe nee mile hop S; ponders hanging down, and he didn't ranks with “God Bless Our Home” as modern John that wouldn't speak— cheese yo jow the minister was th b Sccid Rlenidle andl Makara candidaie (gle chic words candeMa cried ana a wallpaper ornament, and speak yoluminously—for him- smei] just as bad as with a gosh told Pa he would go to hell sure, and But what ou our ped esD. TOROS and self? We hail nev darn mildewed goat. Pa said he didn’t care, he would kill oes aware “Well, my chum and me practised that kussid goat afore he went, and I with that goat until he could bunt the told Pa the minister was in the par- picture of a goat every time. We ior, and he and Ma went down and dorried a buck beer sign from a sa- said the weather was propitious for a Joon man and hung it on the back of revival, and it seemed as though an SY SOPMIE [RLNE LOEB e a chair, and the goat would hit it outpouring of the Spirit was about to c ee iinet aher Went Be waned is. be ouehanted io Hleecnloranatnons Geperiaht, 1921, by the Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) know wat we were doing up in my of them sot down but Ma, cause the SPLENDID example was noted ginning of a fire when it is diseov- Toom, an to] we ig goat didn’t hit her, and while they e r y whet pene red 0 ot Jodge and improving our minds, and were talking religion with un weer CT ed A Seatac cia Lam uirsanld he Pa said that was right, there was mouths, and kussin the goat inwardly, sons left the Union Square place could be emptied before the nothing that did boys of our age half my chum and me adjourned the lodge NDING '\y7F Theatre without any accidents ¢ blaze gets very far so much good as to imitate men, a and I went and stayed with him ali 1 fire alarm was sounded only people would realize this store by useful nollidge. hen my night, and [ haven't been h: sine B, yw chum asked Pa if he didn't want to But I oaie Heller Pa neti thete ee DAD M fia} It is told how the audience, in an they would take their time about get- come up and take the grand bumper cause he said he would not hold us | yderly manner, left the building ting out, and all accidents would diane ¢ Rit Foal nusp tae said he rasponsidle for the consequences, He Ler on through the fire exits, The perform- therefore be avoided. dn't care if he did, just to encourage ordered the goat hisself, and we filled ee ol aE = a coer tk New os the amoke and fire, but they Most of the cases of this nature re- us boys in innocent pastime, that waa the order, don't you see? Well, I : - ers saw the § a . d E , aS improving Locate intellex. We Wad giant wilice ot Bee aaee Josephine Hurley, Left an Orphan, Quits “ Flapper QUESTIONS. kept right on In th ie cote this sult in the fire being small and shut the goat up in a closet in my way and find out from the hired giri +e99 can ‘ 7 : Z 1. What is the name of the silver the orchestra leader played “The Star- trining, but the mishaps regultin: room, and he had got over blatting, how tho land lays. She won't go back Life”? to Manage Father’s Business. Says: “I coin which is the monetary unit of spangled Banner,” which brought the therefrom are large and very flan so we took off the handkerchief, and on me, cause the goat was not loaded Just Had to Show Th Wh at Turkey? udience to their feet Hing sree he was eating some of my paper col- for hired girls. She just happened to 0 0} ose o Said I 2, With wh tal b NG Ageinio: med a bit arnalling Jars and skate straps. Ve went up- get in at the wrong time. Goodby, y, ” é y, Se ” . With what metal are brass pins though peo} ed a It is also on such occasions that stains and told Pa to come up pretty air. Remember and give your goat Couldn't That I Could—Succeed. plated? worried because of the odor of smoke, the real courage of people is fairly and give ee distinet ray kyan pepper in your lodge.” " ec ana and another tor demonstrated, ani ec rea wo caked himwho coms there) TAR tintiay wentawascnnd skipped By Fay Stevenson. 3, What is the State flower of Ari- ‘To manae p é pe er actor demonstra} 1, and the coward is us- must say, ‘A pilgrim who wants to over the back fence, the grocery man Coprriatt, 1921, by the Prove Publishing Co, (The New York Mvening World) monet dumpaas to tne) eons rie ually meen |) Loe persona of Sime: wig join your ancient order and ride the gaid to his brother Odd Fellow, “If IGHT in the heart of the factory and manufacturing centre of Brookly A Otiwhaulerniasieniclitatinimade? one eee Arnall Tipe OWS ROE try. to ad of others to get ous vat.’ Ma wanted to come up too, but that boy don’t beat the devil then I R trees pie ne : " rookiyn if everybody went quietly to the near- of diMoulty and seemingly do not we told her if she come in it would never saw one that did, The old man here is a pretty, golden haired girl in her early twenties who owns 5. What is the sac or membrane vast ¢xit, tl ould leave without con- care how much they injure in. th break up the lodge cause a woman ought to have him sont to a lunatic and runs a large trucking concern. And t ehowo ene ia t which covers the lungs and lines the ‘ RSI 1 And ee et Bie eh Be ouldn't keep a secret, and we dic asylum.” do it: a” SESS aS =e walis of the chest called? fusion before It gould spread And’ process, ave any side sadfile for the o s ? this done. o ren & RO Teh naa Seria r eae Dlista ittie overcthree carts age 6. In what Mexican State in the 1 TU tie weil to note that The real big soul will not crowd time you nishiate a man in TO-MORROW Miss Josephine Hurley, who lives at ty of Queretaro located ¢ rsh Heresies Somes CPUC nsist on getting out first. Masons’ lodge you sprinkle . Neo aah ze RS Bec 7.. What god of riches in Greek SUC! fore aS Self-preservation may be the first kyan pepper an the goat's be His Pa Ts 25 Pion Street and has her mytholegy was blinded by Zeus be- [mes in public places would obvi oy china ture, but thers je somerhise: fists vou turn hima lode. You can 4 trucking concern at No. 142 Pion¢ ause he gave wealth to men regard- fear-thought in titne of trouble Nbleeyaieabely ion og ho get threo times us much tun to the Discouraged Street, was a boarding school miss in lens of their worthiness? T wish it were possible to teach Qvene ns ad r than to look out square inch of goa! ‘ou wouldn't aid. N th: ibis thchiede tiie) ude think {t was the saine goat. Well, MORE BIG LAUGHS! PAG Pi 8. From what European country every man, woman and ch atthe Ty would like to brand as cowards we got all fixed up and Va rapped. | a And I was just tas willy af os He Manian sail? ae best mn in ae mang at sucih HMC especially men who in events of this JESSY frivolous ¢ ‘i eieteeah, at was the name of the vessel is tok cool and make no mad f dash for do thom cho) picaninenney that sailed with the MayHower but move nee raat f anal ; a ors omar r H a y ess of anything but savi 7. JA we sat in her o the other after Was obliged Se resutnite/pacst Unus peonle become PeNIO> sying it iene pata ahatndidineheaerenma cated Nal what other name ip the stricken at the first sign of danger . BY ROY L. MICARDELL. by heavy trucks with four or five ee ee and begin to rush out. Thin incites Also lr seems to me tnAt & veay gona comment, 1921, by the Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Rrening Worl) horses, while big, burly truckmen vor ANSWERS. ,_ others (o do the same thing, and soon Motte for all audiences, to adopt im er 2 n; 3, Sahuaro y suc periods ¢ exciteme: [ “cc HY don't you get a new a new hat, after all J sald! walted outside and leane st the pikurar’ 6 Querelamas 7, (here i pandemoniuiniand eyerytiody welleke ast ie 3 ie by art w Mie Nai Mil agiadehMvalcler ah ow could Tt growled Mr. Jarr. building waiting for the “boss” to Holland; 9 Speedwell; 10, 18 In a 4 a ” i piles “ see b ; “You know as well as jo that you come site r “ Most of the time it ts only the dren firs Mor example, if every she rerarded his derby sontwinie with’mer'ao after T haa come out and give them their next Wig, : : 2 man would stand still at bis seat with disdain. “That one you are bought him a hat, all my money was "ers JOSE PH) u every woman and 1 od wearing is a sight. Why don't you gone!” GANT knew," pontinued: Misa cE % NE og ev haa edad ® nid pans get a new one?" "Oh, is that 90?" said Mrs. lays waarliow lovisenaeaudia ure HAVRLEY ’ t tof any building, it would make anew one watt ginal 207 anid Mem, Ja peer iar <a A Bachelor’s Notebook Soule ee ee for felt hats," said r. Jarr, - sce why it is that I never have a to perfection, n r father was John; just i : 001 er, wh as John; just put it " urley” tories, kee 6 7] i Pr m nostras, ie MaSPRSET inv only. 44 decent thing to wear. By tbo time owned and conducted this whe OAs Hab UNE J. Hurley” tories, tceop my own bills, and know Cooyriaht, 1921, by the Prove Publishing Co. (The New York Prening Word agabus a8 hat's plenty; hats are cheap 1 ®t the children their things I've pisiness ¢ ‘ q aD : aI es eh every truck and evry aN F ofl i eral en Le ed of ore “3 Hate " ® no money left. But that's always the ess for years, died. moth But the neighbors and friends of MA AT Gvery minute ' WNT 1 cek-end touring the fine was something like $5 I didn't’ 4, 1 proceed with their pros again, men's hats,” Mrs, Jarr replied. way with me. [think of everyoody bas been dead ever since 1 was u tiny father all sald, “You'll never do It ane Ba CON ATER tnbae crude Gina aller towns. Decided 1 need- TiAd toa ae eded Le just as th nothing had Giet a hat for Willie, too, w bofore T think of myself.” gan tat And there was only my sister A girl can't know how to deal with declared Mias” Hurley's brother-in ed e ain a , aiid the town. nee mi nent: ough) nove Nag | are about it, You can do it wi ahead aeoteee you'ever think o was engaged at the time, and myself truckmen, she can't p!an who shall '8W, Dr. Willlam Burke, who had Virenment, food and so forth, It does that they were e mon ted I t worthy example. ‘ome on, papa, get me a HBX oy Sverybod: said Mrs, Jarr. left. ‘Just watch those girls run rent her trucks for hau ed into the office, “Kvery man a man good once in a while--and af- from tourists nfamilia rt the ole | cried the Master Jarr “When your sis was marr through their father's money,’ came |? absurd!’ And Biv end, Rallis 62 De nd fe women just the same, L with the iaywe: " ee ned ys 5 , “Don't you give him any money for @dn't we go buy her NS thom All sides, And:this wort of woke weet et aie ne aren them come in here and teli her t My isckeepor or A Nb ened bs prs $ bs i candy,” Mra. Jarr admonished Mr Gime Have 1 a silver dish? se un, “Just watch them hold re iny tind Lt wou troubles and. joy ‘ is ; a j e car and | mail bi »operate with those who are Jarr, “and start him right home be- No T haven’ 1 “eis DEAN ON GR a nln Pualnsan: £05 ‘ ind their nladies, Gh i ; ieee s t ne: fc ue) downtown. And mind “Well, wo bought It to send hor,” ‘t’ thought I, and so I wondered just and I'm ‘way ahead of the th ene thelr Are x H d 1 ean cede asgappe allele uy? DAT eh Walien. | i At uny rate, it 1s wise for all, espes this to tom Master Jarr—"that you said Mr, Jarr, “and she did send you What I could do Hes ae INATE HOR, tell you when she givos an crdor they “0M She has been gone Bea oe a oneer i idran tn (aural aati neat don't loiter in the streets on your way a nice set of stlver teaspoons for you “ fi Shs love the ‘work d pcatlAe Hy w € as 1 ber on her summer vacation a k » to guarc bock or get run over by cars or auto- anniversary, didn't he? for yOUr “Then, almost efore father way “Did you ever follow your father out an much a they de it for | i a he ead. and ce F becoming GAgily exsitad mobiles Mpuplicave “wedding presents!” bUried, several men came to me and Ut into his office and watch es Bh am: bagy do It “tor-tne In ttle ‘town f now, We ’ ' led places. Tf each would eustedtts nat more the Master Jarr sneered Mra, Jarr ‘They cost her asked me what I would take to sell De, Auperintended his bus! iy oem vianiavecie . nemierenin the mid> evening to 8 enon, aonerd Atle a sense and act or, urned up his nose in scorn at the nothing, you may be sure of that!" hey nd the: ‘ ” Pat ll at WOR of the State, and while topped Was ove ud a little t & ? ae vd hat Mr Ja hed to buy him, little “what difference does that mak ut, They named their price 1 ot me!" laughed Miss Hurley, 19." concluded Miss Hurley. “I ne nd while T stopped oy spent Duy de it would be possible for all Willie prevaricating to the extent of asked Mr, rt They ae ania knew it was mot enough. One man “I was afraid of horses and { wasn't healthy, well a appy. Ucat like a a to get on empty audiences to leave as the one men- stating that he saw only” colored Silver, you said so yourself 8 even offered to give me as much as Pé rtloule x, Keon | about the way truck man, MyNe fim out in the 4)] bottle the police e town wif ea , i ¢, and no harm would bey, brining to 8 ae ee 4 mit when T 160k them to be ex- had cost father a good deal of money. git! atd now Iam a staid bus ness Wings arc, I kaow all a é ! fraid to go ren oo ai _, c d hey ‘ere auction on a v UJ Ne inom ¥ 1 1 ae m i “Boys Ne Plus plat If I sell out I fr ose, WOmAD * 1 run my own ¢ . be whe nine HW i Jie: A boss," laughed. v eit 1 ny won't make any ms “What did you do with them? told my sister, ‘and if I Just a Pt uae a Ln a ate Sake. it I ut the s ce crrin SUPERFL' OUS HAIR the shopman, “It stands the wear and s I'm saving them to wend to some seit 1 he bbe Eee nie ne ee ad t wrong place 1 ey nn No chemienia. oF sleet . r one's nniversary nid Mr: a chme: y : L ‘ BSG rOne sepe e iF ja te the tweitt gehen Mr, Jarr got home that nights dare. “Other people may think diem 07 lly ray nlater weld cette eae te ORR, team ay ne HED Ma wa te two vacations this way reer irtornattng peaks 8. Jarr “I see you didn't get solid silver,” io to it domapnine| fatoar’ id tray nich haul ire ee] and father's mone ar t ‘ the r for t riways gets ted up in et nent BaP wh att savelope Spee fe, 1 said, te phine; ‘@ name rovin from @dl thewe adjoining .ac- more fun lo make it myselt Other reasons, Lut they had not The busizess when she takes bers hess ‘Both it. New Kore tou = Z f ) ] '