The evening world. Newspaper, May 6, 1921, Page 33

THE EVENING WORLD, FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1921. WHAT IS THE MONEY VALUE OF A WIFE, ANYHOW? POET SAYS $5 TO $50 Ee ces hg sg (oes. i Soldier - Rimester O ffers Smaller cmmmae=—aaiimemmmaamamen - 7 teners Are Running Short of Long Names us F abs, ti and the Lighthouse Peddlers Are i Amount for Missing War- Bride Can f You Beat It ! ome Re Yon Brea ‘oh the Dark és to ThelP ithe, i NERYESPpr put PATHER EKY-NEAL R. CHARA Copstied', 1991, by the Pres Publishing Co. (The New York Evening Wortd.) ABOR unrest everywhere and no relief in sight The Nation faces . further agony, with trouble brewing in the following trades, yet what ere we to do? i The Federated Brotherhood of Oyster Openers demands shorter hour® for the summer months and a halt interest in all the pearls they dis- cover, The shuckers have one of the strongest organizations in labor's ranks and threaten to walk out un- less their demands are granted. The Ketchup Makers’ International is also ready to call a sympathetic trike, Employers of the oyster men are willing to concede shorter hours from May to August. The only hiteh is that they are willing te concede too much. A statement from the employers? headquarters issued last night asserts that a complete tie-up of the oyster opening industry would not affect oyster stews in the least. The pearl stickpin \_ PUNK PUNK LOOKIN ? FURNITURE ! His Price List :—Splendid Housekeeper, $30; Crack- Roon ! erjack Cook, $25; Jolly Good Company, $20; Just a Stunner, $10; Good Intelligent Mother, $50. Coprright, L971. by the Prem Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) ¥ you lost your wife how much would you give to find her? ] Leonard R. Ayers, youthful poet, song writer, soldier, and man of the world, found the idol of his heart in Paris, eloped with her to Lon- Gon, and then lost her after enjoying marriod life in Cologne, Germany, for wnly six weeks. Five dollars is the maximum re- sl nad A TGR BPRS ward Ayers offers for the return ot WINNER OF BRYN MAWR’S ‘his wife, and if she turns out to be what tn bis darkest moments ne “SUNNY JIM” PRIZE tmagines she may be, she isn’t worth FOR CHEERFULNESS more than a two-cent postage stamp to him. “I'm afraid she married me because she saw I was ambitious,” Ayers mused in his little third-floor-back room at No. 308 West Fourth Strect. “She couldn't stand the knocks and probably is waiting for me to ‘arrive’ CHEAP bee SR ES before returning.” : Brrr mets Mrs, Ayers was Mlle. Gabrielle LOOKING! Ce j manufacturers also claim that Marie Jancenelle of Rheims and < ) RATHER rection would not be held ap pr in the slightest if the threats to strike go through, And that's the entire situation on the half shell. rhe pent christen the Pull- oie The gents that christen the F A COMPLETE TIE-UP OF THE | 1 man cars are on the verge of walk- OYSTER OPENING INOUSTRY } Paris. Tho Germans wrecked her father’s chateau and estate, where- upon the family removed to the mother’s villa near Paris. Before the war she was a mov tress in Eng- land ‘Then, with other prominent women, she joined the Woman's Land Army and worked on the farm. Private Ayers of the 88th Division, A. E F,, met her in Liverpool in August, 1918, ‘and after the wi eloped with the young Paris when her mother objecte the wedding. Mr, Ayers b: oy StS ide could no longer stand of a cold, coal-less German w’ ghe returned to her mother with some thousands of dollars in jewels Mr. Ayers had bought for a song in Ger- many, promising to join her soldier- husband In America. He was unable to get leave of absence long enough to bid hie bride goodby when he wag ordered home to be mustered out, and he has not eeen her since. “jt takes all kinds of wives to make the world go ‘round,” Mr. Ayers readily admitted in 4 casual manner, HIS is Miss Evalyn Marvnia Lawthw Fort of Red Wing, Minn. winner of the “Sunny Jim” prize, awarded officially at the “May Day" celebrations at Bryn Mawr College. The prize is formally known as the “Mary Helen Ritchie Memorial Prize” and is given for “qualities of courage, cheerfulness, fair-mindedness, good sportsmanship, good scholarship—one making her influence felt by al ing out, Tho Grievance Committee WOULD NOT AFFECT THE claims that giving names to sleeping OYSTER STEWS. cars ts twice as diMentt since the smaller sample cases. They also de | Crecho-Slovakian vocabulary was mand a redistribution of territory, | exhausted. The boys also claim their claiming that guys who sell goods in | work has been stiffened by new Wyoming and Idaho are having tt | brands of cigars placed on the mar- much too soft. Accessory salesmen ket, which ents out many meritor!- are also talking of a_ walkout, ous titles. ‘The sitnation in the Puill- which would tie up the Nation’s sup- man baptizing department has been ply of fog horns. The salesmen have ageravated by a counter offer to refused arbitration on the ground all the men who threaten to strike, that they can’t use it in their busi- Fach has heen guaranteed a good ness, The situation leaves the light. position at double pay composing house keepers completely between cable addresses for the American the deep blue sea, trade. The Parachute Jumpers’ Union A clause providing time and a — protests a 10 per cent. decrease in half for names that make no their war-time pay. Employers claim sense {a stenifieantly reearded that everything that goos up must as potent bait. The Pailman come down, but the balloon jump- namers demand an answer to ers deny {t vigorously. A strike morrow eves at this time would affect 50,000,090 belied by the sadness behind his wistful gray eyes. Then he went on: “If I had wife who was just & woman, but a crackerjack cook, and tf I lost ber, I'd probably offer a reward of $25 for whosoever found her. You ought to be able to get a A Bachelor’s Notebook good cook for $25." Coprrtsht._ 1901. by the Prow Tubllening Co their terms by te ee CAS) Serre ca Sie renews Pils New York Ev eu 1.) : ning. daylicht thine, In ease of people, including parachute Jump-, Finn adi coc: ours Goihad for Poe tr cee tea aay walkout the Pallman Company ers, ballast handlers, insurance ad- be it fost wife had been nom ca and i 5 intends to nse onija boards ag justers and spectators, The para- mplemdia housekeeper and nothing ures prove that I've lost and more I probably should raise the ante tinue to lose if I don't get But until the pay in advance, ao it will be sure of ’ - strikebrenkers for spelling ont — chute men are also demanding their t futrre names. ' t AcabeM to $30." 8 po: ntfits aked oing up. Walking delegates of the sEuppose she were perfectly harm- weelee ontits can he sneaked going up Sa peR NPIS” fess, a nice, inoffensive soul, but a and OF hy the pickets and started mpon dissatisfied parachuters asserted last | ¢ ood mother who loved her children Iive ll r their work enes will bo turned night that the supply of balloon } th with some in- —— JANG ( a he , ere ne. spt snd cared tor them my y F | DANCING ont anonymously. aeronauts ts slowly decreasing, drop “T should offer a reward of $50,” he is being raised on that bank ac IE The Nghthouse salesmen are the by drop. They have figures and , repited after some though count—aud job unstead “If ghe were beautiful i stand ready to quit gravestones to prove it The light- ‘The Petticoat Designers’ Union has ‘oup t Jatest at a moment's notice. pe beca “But if she were a jolly good eddlers triking for surrendered its charter. tow, nice company and full of fun?” ner that im so su r Years- At 87 \ house» -pediiare: Are t ee Mitts sie Meee “Twenty would be enough for her. over at his apartments only ka , | a : “Somo wives are mighty ie bual- night and he scemed to be satisfied ‘ 2 5 ‘ ness assets, ‘They may goad you on with his housekeeper, single life ar H | d H Ol M. Bae tae lial "ingye rear, hare ail the otter tings ite Bo ale and Hearty, est ember ANID ‘ clever money-making ideas or they But then, men are always a litte n rp See, ROY DL. MFCARDELT. °° may be sterling executives. What weak in spring mon early 7 eee L | pat, wy tua Pre Pubtihing Oo, (The New York Mreaisg Wolk) Tees Balhae ig ae ee ee etn ieee tu dim wiles: | Gay BIDS DUDLay « O sehr n-p me Sg s lee a Bors by thakkorie G.wiset "omething interesting _ “Well, I wouldn't go as tar as to ; “About aa much as a g00d cook-- ably be disengaged by that tim bal Ta alist ae Hig etulprayed ; epee aay 1 Pee eee ad Mik replied. Se, Jar as he | | of Ode jows at a rk F & World) RABAT e over the problem for a few as always, looking for a diffe 1 of girl—one with some da ) match the brisk fall weather n the spring, brunettes for te w raining 1 Delhi Tuesday Ord son when the Women’s Bet- monster initiation the State Jarr, looking up from her ‘and as for the pleased ex- ession of the engaged -lady, t is simply the smile of th ess who finds she has brought down quarry r, to use a bette s found the game faa' “Now as to the woman who can't atand the bumps, but coldbloodedly marries a young fellow who is ambi- thous, hoping to ride f d to enjoy the fruits thereof later pa the mercenary girl w an Dropped in at the Bac evening and ceremony held in nory at Ca A Springtime Skin Trouble. ong VERY common spring SKIN oNeyer mind, my lady. Go and buy tr }oone that) impairs A it to be sarcas~ Mrs, Jarr coldly, “It's & nt League met to discuss the Corset in Dan den las on, which Jegation, has the honor oldest Odd Fellow: in Hainmo! $s dan- Mall cad of furs tic,” to fine feath peaches and a while th. Lt y that Nature ' Some ea ‘otter’ How pic book on 1 eens hot-in the: onure United fila? overcharged good thing that some one in this asked the astounded Mra, ' er?” nt w in its delegation. fi ‘hin condie house tries to buy to the Lindh ae ‘i ah 5 ‘ he dae h 1 W \ gh *. Don't you & a. I'va ” And for a time she said she just stick to my $5, but usuafly she honor belongs to tr . "i Don't you say & wor i tan't worth a twoe Se ae Bernshouse, known £ : ii thor to rf upon the cen you shopping, You go right in "ist him goodby—nevert suppoae you should find an Thshouse, known for over a decade p. chest and back, but tt q store and say, me six collars After talking to her like that! und good Wife, a pal, a chum post: aa" Hammoantoo’a ‘Grand. Old r in other parts of the tyle,’ and mention the and| = ——— per, Man,” w as been an Odd low ‘i ne of those dark lavender necktles | t wha iding for over sixty-four ; 7 and half a dozen pairs of socks, strong | worth ¢ . OR TI, ole urning (nd medium weight, three pairs bro , THE HOUSEWL on for over forty-six rf ma w aoe three pairs black, How muc { there’s the n val D . proudly Iry variety. When oily “What oth is there to do it a@ matter of form ¥'d pr honor of being the : ee “When I'm buying anything T know a dollar reward on ‘EE ig frequ the Odd Fellows in this ap uy og ®° what 1am buying; I know the qual there you are, r Bere s tly Now of the goods and T know wh | ain the ecru m i n nding my money to the best) 1! uing, but saffron. 14 : aes or not,” replied Mrs, Jarr. | ‘ better, It does not give that Mr te. tage I was not cailing your ate | muddy look. Of course it should he ings a most nite i Dargnin ae bie ul 1 as a red ri kin be added to the rinsing water Hammonte . | and - 1 y i j " It you have “tried everything wh a NAT : ‘ Y f There Is no question tat the voun® § unger the sun” to remove ob 1 ; an enviable WILLIAM BERN 1 y . : | Toaln hia I keen yn the : c - A r have * left him the @ Slinate rust stains without avail, Wath! oA elelat , ONE mt eattt : c “1 think [| have he: 8 k jotted down this § usual way, only making it thin have aT : ' Besa V t his oly con © fennig” diary he “ Na sten, yé ngs t w ha and adding no 5 Soak the were fe F le; It ¢ i \ \ rain sale; It's J rusted white clothes in the rhu ae = aM mbers: ) . v - 1 of a min-| 2a i LOVE AND HATE Fe oe thcecago wainuten, than & Beweed: lal Bint ‘ a of th , i Jarre. | RR 1. Love rinse in ater, Pour boil i OF hola ‘ : ‘Ys ITTLE Boy Blue with a beautiful ¢§ ing water over them to remove Hear the tittle iaivcpe h \ 1 ST H 7 With cheeks of the purple stains the rhubarb - ts au 1 ( a hat is beyond com- he. purple aan s , Pattering on the roof, ler hod Ab red eaves, and you W 1 the rus ponies i ody. i noe a ; ake heaven of any tains haye disappeared. Hh en ne in ¢ io ¥ 4 y It Keep blowing your : And horses on the ho ut I Bt ) © tine horn Cran ake comen winitind The color of wash fabrics | Mother smiles so sweetl r fro fora fi Ane tivg Nia 3 2 ey 1 t Abo Bor tl, Hath. not guaranteed ngainst ¢ Then she says: “My daug ! a toe ; About Bond Bread, Gat Hate is a terrible demon trom launder Very hot water will Nature i completel , Ay un Hell fade the colors—in fact it may Geltina a aninkat wale mon 7 0 and it's ready to sneer and feer sin " ' 1 M take out the color entirely nd and bad things tell and thi cold water eal and E68 Never use ammonia or any ies , ‘ . oh baba war y easter rower bs waa ly be Hurt he ia Salvation Army Forms Sunday School Class for Life Prisoners 4, aaperate mei" she ¢ ring ed good epid wate an OUR vdred t P f \ wit t , : i ; Bec ce ; m prise races and 5 : How But getting ba They make such 1 it by publist the sunlight. En time the t t ic \ of war and barrack Girls flirt with Braker Saath 1 was circulated in Min You ean prevent the boiling ft ‘ v Cuan \ : acon. Now he d over of anything cooking in the 4 + and) : : great deal of his thme to “nut” " a a . topsy-turvy rhymes and the erties da slip at the " : 3 sthespin over the edge of t " 4 x sah g rom her husband tha eniting songs—words and music. All were pleased. decoction of camomile, , spaces trom her euasthesch?