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“Kill Jarring Nerves With Laughing Gas” CURE FOR NERVOUS HOUSEWIVES Dr. Abraham Myerson Suggests Remedy and An- alyzes the Five Types of Temperamental Spouses —Advises Husbands Not to Forget the Little Niceties of Conduct. Copmrigtst, 1021, ty tho Press Publlahing Co, (The New York Evning World.) a & e you're just nervous. You'll feel better when you have rested 4 bit" ‘This ts proudly whut the concillatory lusband would my when upon arriving borne after a stfenuous- day in the office he finds this early morning angelic help- ~~ i eS femte trunciormed tate « ev:ccwver APPOINTED BY PRESIDENT yan tre ever tzied to unaiyzn TO HEAD WOMEN’S BUREAU Bat has he ever the temperamen’ fo to dis- the temmerament ot be wile ‘ose: OF DEPARTMENT OF LABOR atnte? ‘Has be ever stopped for wim mo- met to figure out just whet the @ources of these conflicts arc? There are certain adjectives that be applied to women in general, fm these days of ultra-fominiam tndividual type must be consid- red {f the modern husband would understand the nature of his wife ‘end the apate that arise in the house- bold. Dr. Abraham Myerson in bis book, “The Nervous Housewife," has di- vied women into five groups for a bagic study of the types of house- wives, ‘There is the woman who Is nervous from Oirth When o man marries this oe ors the does so with his eyes A man picking a woman of teh strung, delicate temperament mrust know what to expect. “In the overwhelming majority of eases,” declares Dr. Myerson, “ne will marry her. For the fascinating ean bat Ge all advice in the matter is of little ACATEY RRAeGN a hed Hee eecating. ik M (TARY ANDERSON has good that it ts of no avail. 1 belie en na by President Har firmly that such a w ne 4A head of the Woman's often the mother of Bure the Department of Labor, r evous #c¢ording to a report from Washing Wi of | nervous ton + iS & mappointment recom- domesticity depends arice of the husband Then there the hyperaesthetic type. We all know her kind. “She is constantly the pray of that most energizing of makes me sic expression of hi bund must never niceties of conduct. ‘A woman of this temperament is a poor cand for matrimony un- ess there goos with it a ¢ on the forebear- Labor {FARR TrAMILY mended by Secretary of forget the li adjustment,” advises Dr, Myerson By Roy I..MsCcARDELL Perhaps you will recognize this Qo soe ee ws type? Husband comes home and CO/7Haht 1921. ty the Pree Publishing On, Suggests the movies “I'd love t go, but there is “Oh, com s right tom e (irritated) ont The house “Just dike a mant Te Now York Erening World.) 667 TT HERY's a rummage sale for T the starving children of Lurope to be held next week, so I'd better start house cleaning and he Works) 19 ENG SL LOMS: Have You a Little Spring Symptom in Your Dome? Consull the Medicine Almanacs and You ll» Never Be Without One. Or Read This Article. BeginItNow! Comte 9M, by the Prees Publishing Co. (The New Tork Evening Word PRIL is the momth of spring madness, coming as it does between A the income taxes of March and the Red riota and panies on May Day. It ts jered very easy and not at all unfashionable to 60 off your nut {n thie frolicsome month. Waster toggery bills will help you do it If you find it inconvenient to sprout a es of brainstorms, youll find pneumonia, flu and grip are handy. Anything to please the customers—that's April's motto. April is the time when medicino almanacs have their largest cire culation. If you ¢ ot discover some symptoms in yourself to mateh the natty deseriptic in the pill encyclopaedias, then something is wrong with you. The guys that compile the ailment lists overlook nobody. They make the census look like a lottery prize list. After standing nine hours over your home brew, have you a pain iM your back? Ah, we thought so! You have kidney trouble in the third degres, but you are just in time. Hop to the corner drug store and ask the bartender for $1.75 worth of Gump's Gladsome Globules. They will cure you at once, sooner or later, or some time. Satisfaction guaranteed or we cheerfully refund you your pain in the back. Do you have «diMculty in paying your rent and do you feel depressed when tnstalment collectors call? Just what we thought! 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A beautiful litho hb of our factory, with freight cars in the background, printed on glossy paper in eight colors, will be sent on receipt of twenty-five cents. Suitable for framing and en ornamen! for your dining room. Attention, sufferers! Last year 62,711 persons died of nettlerash anion n to you tf there are no See what I You are lucky you weren't one of them. This may be YOUR year! If on the walls.” donate? ad Mrs. Jarre. “This you have never been troubled with nettlerash, so much the better for us erconsciantious” wife ia at fi ee ull sorts of trash!" That makes you all the more Hable, for nettlerash continually attacks how Dr rson classifies her. The next type is the woman who nenced to pry those that think themselves immune. There is only one way to prepare a sort of affinity for the ter- und 4p ome bat boxes for your coming attack. MoClusky's Nettlerash Specific. Remember, an t Cea ewe tharamey tase rer tee uninterrupted period of perfect health is one of the telltale signs. When : happened! She is continually wort Sn Rte cot eae nothing has bappened to you for years, then is the time to watch out. i Se a wine ane Fe ay cane TU MAOH ANG RAT ee. Nettlerash leads to cancer, hydrophobia and pyorrhea, and finally to ; home the reaction (s anger W ed, and J didn't ask that you go ex- the grave, unless it s nipped in the bud. Tut don’t be downhearted. See ; must hear the brunt of her neurotle covatiog for old household rubbish,’ your druggist and get a bottle of McClusky’s Nettlerash Specific. If he fears. Tr. Myerson ls her the a ish,’ ; “overemotional woman.” Teplicd Mr. Juve does not carry it in stock, accept no substitute, no matter how friendly “For proper living.” he writes Well ull L see what e A 7 9 you are with the druggist. Send $1.35 to us and we will forward you the must be emot there at- 2 put away w pinne ews: + ed , mee ris a SRO RGC IE HedRe: Wal tame coucon pinned new Do Fine Clothes Handicap a Business Woman? GLIMPES INTO NEW $ cure and also put you on our sucker list. ‘That will entitle you to our {th intelligence if the © ; CEES ERY YORK SHOPS. almanac every year with the unabridged list of symptom. gondiot the Individual and tho race 3 RU Len aes, EHOITS : For April is here and all the work 1s gay. Except those folks that i too reached.” SED, PUA ge aa t T l0bks as though we are toms ‘The fifth type the ‘non-do- there may be something too g have the symptoms. mestic” woman e {4 our modern send to the ru ge sale that > d ‘ really going to wear wider ee ‘ et oes "8 Gaudy Colors or Sunday Gowns eur ane te wee ile ferninis. pething Lt may need,” ndividu of your own fe - haps, yearn for domest ig to some. one Ha ve No Pr; la ce inan O ice Heald il wea eee et il YY SOPHIE IRENE LOEB - fects of marriage on her er adapt partioularly graceful and smart oe 1091. toy the Prem Pubflating Co. (The Now Tork Rrening Wort) ‘ ent, to a great extent, on her adapta read the y : i c as G 4 BEAUTIFUL girl told me @ very soon found tho girl who was wile bility, ee oop le model has Godet inserts aroun Nt che marries the poor man the don't want which Mrs. Ida Jane Dutton, Head of the bottom of the ekirt to give beautiful story—something for ing to sell herself for gold. Her gilded time will come when she thin rich man she might have ma “A gubtle sort of regret other girls to think about am ite glamour Dut for @ ait It seems that when she was quite young she was very attractive and No. 4—Mrs. Ida Jane Dutton Woman’s Exchange, Says: ‘‘Many Girls Get Their Ideas From the fulness. These V inserts are qutiined with bias folds of the skirt fabrio and form 1 pretty ‘The forged shackles of law could not hold her, She is now in tho di- beauty was Vorce courts fighting for her freedom. a woman," » exchang but Her is allowed by'a subtle dl her husband because of his faiiure. The husband bec decreased admirat! his tenderest place, his prid of the worst cases of nev have scen in a housewife rose i a woman, who struggled bi loyalty and contempt until hausted.” Money, as & 600 is w conflict whi homes. The hy the week, finds his entire with seemingly le had expected from St Where does it all ge “Must we sp must ow nd we as loss with thi without doubt, ‘Desires are awaket fulfilled; the poor \ women buying what st for. and an active d lot appears.” Myeragn diagnoses the but when ontent wit hat arise, it comes to SUR x possible cure remoedios | ss too—and generally—basing t r 1x ‘Fluke’ Kills 20,000 Sheep Near Cardiff Ville of Clwyd, “fluke, the Wel Eevperts heep have’ disease known as the hain nit tat land is the best precaution uguinct the diseuse, bette t's becau. Mi he and gay te n her b Tsup parro} accord with to swop him for tw t may dolefully mour with “What noi Mrs. Jar wet rid of t Lasty swearing thing aud does remind ner of her husband. But she asks for Wo Sadinuns because with two she can be using one while the other ating.” woolen need one Mrs, Jae most every he house, ie tron. ften get when o us and table and you give me 4 1 ttend*to now, and the noise T ean stand” We uy pi in this house Wilberforces in the next 4 pet monkey, 1 hear,” Mr. Jar Wil ught an encyclopedia und a mon- should he was ecc Mr. Jarre averred. “Why, th Wilberforce had no need wha an eneycloped it pedia do tWiek 1 F peanuts, cat tosay oy ' children, y don't need it and they never sald Mrs. J Mr, Jarr such @ look! and she gave » Such pre Stage, They Should Notice How the ‘Business Girl’ Dresses, Not the Butterfly’’ -Gives Suggestions for Proper Attire. By Fay Stevenson, and in her office, is a happy me York Exchange f¢ Madison A s that tne to, in mans Pos Mtuidnig Oo, Kveniig World.) ue, ar hand, 1 or gaudy colors sbould not be worn in an office Mrs. Dutton employs seventy women and she feels that clothes and the w phere to any business house, have always ‘noticed that the most si s womer clothe t deal of t Dutton, “and yet I that ther: r of young women of the present ave ency is all that counts one what one pleases Then too, a number clothes from the stag od quite forget y continued Mrs, Dulton, “tL who clothes that th WHE get and Most of their hion muguzin such ngs Some business manager of the Woman's Worl, at 54th is anoti@r woman 4 ban @ success thes for the busines " Mrs. Dutton told me the other afternoon as we “but, on the other think there jum, and certainly shabby Sunday clothes n her building nb lend ap atmos who thinis may weur just should be worn. Of course the lead- a va f clothes f r ng lady wears dainty gowns and business ples 1 frilly trot but thes “OL course the i would only notice when w bu vonan have to wear bye girl uppe on the stage she but they can t 8 always dressed for the occasion Waterials, Secretaries and ‘ De on th who plays ruphers can wear gir Palm the on er retary Beach suits and plain white skirt of or woman always weary a dark and waists dress, 4 tailored sult or something d ‘However, Tam not var r eidedly Pain and t ' ‘i Hut what about umm ‘ by \ dark thes them asa I ployed here wear Clem Secause there asked. ch a distinction as to ‘just what ? { ik wa Raudy affair,” Bt might co for the business a stitt and oe filmy irt walut; dark under upon lien or sundry end afford to dun up inex girl | vaid Mre, Duttom, in trimming. right up to the Another striking the newest skirts is creased length. had many suitors. the in- Women who are moment in fash- woman had # position and iad to hel keep the family. Among the many aspirants for her 9 She does not even want any of his poe proclaimed far and wide. Her people Toney —just to wet away and to ureak were of modest means, and tind litle the bonds that bind her feuture o} of this world's goods. The young Her story !* sad and sorrowTul; the p old man living in the past wanted to stay at home by the fireside; he could not see things through her young wie jon. tons have been wearing longer § hand because of her attractiveness He went on the theory that he gave skirts for several months, but it and sweetness there came an elderly her all she could want of matertal will not be long now when we man—a friend of her father’s. He Ghd craved anh that Hie shall all fal) in Kae amd have § was very rich and offered a life A th Welavatend chat dob eur ts at least reach the 9 of splendor—a so-called place in £0 Me ingx and can not long tops of our bvots. clety, and al ether a most rosy fu- he longed for her com- aor ture amidst wealth and luxury—the faces. Ane 3 P fun, ind for triomds well known attributes o! wealthy dra ous on ; ‘ ‘The uneven hem is being more § Well known attribu Athy “He was on who, hay- old. man who would barter with fish ceciaeh emphasized ag the season ad- 3 Pid mah whe i ere snces, A model with a penalty: OF MAD ; e's About the sar there was a lad “ei panel banging about 5 inch said eee of her own age who waa on When T below the skirt and at the other bottom. of cb troubianad side a point of the tunic extend- ‘ pals if what I ng about G inches below tho § Ml ambi p Rai 0 give te ve ean a Tay regular skirt woyld have ap hagaraReus apt nnd sremely. oe . He loved by with the love on 1 t ther when nuple ago, bu wity a tay’ story. ng © medina: Shee sane sbay ith eM ath ay t hundreds ot : RnORN eit . 1 va ao 1 upon to make i th t i é 1 the glitters Nid atic! soli ie pa th gold nnder ad struggled x 1 sinking sand gure, and a fresh collar or bit tok t : und happls white avout the neck softeas the f “ake bak i ‘ n right ‘ 1 What is your idea of a well dressed iness woman?” | asked. “If you " wit s meeting © Woman for the firat f f urtiodl opp, ? “eC the business world and : Austrian Palace to judge her mental eapab Ny af oa by her guneral appearance, ho 4 ‘ Made Into Garage would you expect her to be dressed” i , Ni ‘ne the private pal In such a correct way that EONAR O aces of first Unouglils would not be directed ablated G0 f qiled Mre. Dutton, "A he former oss woinan should know i; ; 2 Saly witieh ts Jroun yo) tawtef irtistionlly and — Wu . stoat onverted into a garag tha n first im. fi + anh wore upacit f 1,000 lee Me tie knowledice (ut made the best P a pression i) y son and (h ‘net an lota of re chase price w all ougits and bor own ret init or about $110,000, As is aiwayy the case, (he old man Some AN ls