The evening world. Newspaper, March 28, 1921, Page 20

peak reaie, ia ee ee i By BIDE 1 B. F. Keith Cirouit has just (purchased the new Boro Park ‘Theatre at Bist Street, New Vrerdt and Twolfth Avenues, Brook- Ja, and will open it with Keith vau- Seville and feature pictures on April 7 ‘The louse is brand new and seats ‘2600. It to etated that the Keith in- Perests will add half a dozen more now ‘neighborhood theatrys to their circuit] \ 4m Greater New York within the next! > ‘etx months. AN INTIMATE GAMBOL. An Intimate Lambs’ Gambo! wil! be given at the Globe Theatre, @hrough the courtesy of Charles Dill- gagham, on Sunday evening, April 10 Ghe attendance will be limited Lambs and their ruests. UNDOUBTEDLY A JOKE. ‘Waie Howard is imitating David at the Winter Garden in a gait of David's old clothes. Saturday ‘& reporter called on Mr. Belasco and found him in his dressing-gown. “Lost your clothes? asked the galler, just by way of tossing off “No!” replied Mr. Belasco. “Tve sent them all up to Willie Howard so G impersonate me.” as ae noticed, however, that when ‘Mr. Belasco left his studio for hia heme an hour later he had pants on. NEWS WITH A PUNCH. Joe Broome, keep your hogs at) fiome. ‘They brought a lot of mud| Goto this office Thursday.—Leesville Light. reat happened to our handsome enti agreeable friend Winston that wo @i4 not hear from him this week?— > Rambler, in Greenpoint Home News. Plate) giass should always be kept | ‘old friend Mike O'Toole job washing widows.— { 10US MANAGERS. Fron the otto ot Sherman Brown statement reading in part: ‘June Love,’ Brown and several other men of the West, are inde- and were com- pelled to cast their new show 100 por cent. Equity or 100 per cent non- ‘Bquity, according to the shop princi- ple Without having aMillations with either the Bquity or the Fielity, \Brown and his partners decided to ‘efgege a fof Equity show and be on the safe side whatever the future de- ‘velops.” pees MISS MARTIN TO STAR. | ‘Vivian Martin, who has been in the movies for a number of years, ls to retarn to the “speakies” when she ap- pears as the star in a new comedy called “First Night Out! H men fighting over a ed "Tt developed @he was the bride Sf one, and hubby was jealous of the ‘other youth, a college student, The constable arrested the trio and took them to a small frame building in qwhtch an old Judge held court. Mr. eimer went along, in his bath- | ing-suit, to see if he couldn't get the | matter settled. “Your Honor,” he said, “I bes your appearii ruth, his Pagan a tell the t! ere | er looking. But he continued: | “Well, sir, what (cong cane Hee | this amoun! to when just up the| are beautiful girls bathing t stockings an& breaking the Now, I"— . ” “Case dismissed!” squeaked the Court, he grabbed his hat. GOSSIP. | We have a letter for Rudolph De, Mabel Brownell has engaged Cor-| Mss Giles and Philip Leigh for her| Dayton stock company. Broadway hears Phil Baker mar- vied Vivian Vernon, a Ziegteld | beauty, just before sailing for Eng-| land. ‘Thomas Yore, Fred Stone's prop- | erty man, was knocked down by an! About Plays —~ MOrlO’s a | WR aA RRO me rN SRN MARCH 22— MONDAY, MARCH 28, 1921 and Players DUDLEY IS OTE NE PET AVERSIONS. | Many pet aversions reached us over | Sunday, dear customers, Honorable mention goes to Lester C. Willard ot | Yonkers; Seymour C. Lehman of No. | 3 St. Nicholas Avenue; ball of Flushing; art no address; 1: Useter, Nx | K Schulte of #, Brookiyn, and John Gloomy C all known on | Fulton Avenue. All’ submitted fine rhymes, but we are compelled to | award the prize to Skor Yonsc nine-year-old Swedish lad. Skor gets the non-skid mustard plaster for the following rhymed aversion: Hecktus stkop das klug aversion, Wak dvin skordopt bok, Verdopt sveltd und kik scardulat, Yaw cherft scnoppoff hok. es WW CHICAGO THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ow THEN WHY 2O THEY CALL ‘7 THE “WINDY, cry "PP BILOXI, Miss, MAN CATCHES 4T POUND DRUM FISH ON ORDINARY POLE AND Line — PROPPING. 4 LINE HAS LANPED Many A POOR FISH Wagasron - BERGDOLL”_. SVEN HeyT Gh TAKES THE i SECRETARY OF WAR WEEKS pn 4 mete w ae Boston BREAD CUT ONE AND TWO CENTS A_LOAF\W. SPRING GOLFERS ARE ALSO DOING SOME SLICING Woman Faints IN STREET OVER LOSS OF EASTER HAT — (7 WASWT THE HAT THAT WENT | To WER FORMER PRES. TAFT SAYS TO CALL A MAN AN « ONION IN BERMupa 1s HIGH PRAISE — ane Pai (ED - MERE . ’s CLOTHING RUINED BY Boys GANG THROWING EGGS — NOTICE MANY COATS WITH YOKES WW EM @uto Saturday. Fora few minutes it ‘was a case of the daze of Yore. We have been notified that Leo| Burne, dancing in “The Midnight Rounders” on tour, is the father of a balby. Just 13,672 children attended the tines performances at the Hippo- drome last week. Edward Clarke, playwright, may return to vaudeville. He used to Offer a character single. Sergt. Aborn wants a dog that can act for a new “Broken Wing” com- y. Take your dog to the 48th treet Theatre Wednesday at 11 A.M Gerald Bacon will launch “Prince Virtue” at Atlantic City on April 11 with Nancy Gibbs in the title role. Zeon Errol will stage the piece. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | Golf is shinny busted into society, | FOOLISHMENT. | “Please sing to me, Oscar,” she said. But Oscar just blushed a bright red, Said he: “I can’t sing, Tm so bashful, Miss King,” And then he grew nervove and fled, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. 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