The evening world. Newspaper, March 17, 1921, Page 30

te AA pt ten st ig eb pag FETE Nee 0 Ot le ie ect me “About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY Hi PET AVERSIONS. FY Leonard Slap of No. 1011 Simpson Street, the Bronx wins the Aversion contest to-day. His thyme is quite exciting yet subtle in the extreme. Will Mr. Slap kindly drop in and get the box of self-swearing tooth- ache cure? Or, if he prefers, he may wend us $4.80 and it will be mailed him. This is his rhyme: Creeping, creeping, the villains ap- proach the girl; Nearer, nearer, your brain is in a whirl, At last they have her they seek; T CAN Jus’ SEE “UAT “Trap ON “H'FIRST HOLE Now ~ I'm ALWAYS IN (TON MY DRIVE { OL' GAL. You'RE GONNA BE SLICING ‘EM INTO “Th' woods BEFORE LONG - Do Y'HEAR ME? SE THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY ae “CQUTROLLING through tho lobby of Ry the Friars Club last night we no- Bx ticed on the bulletin board a com- munication from George H. Atkinson, author, and ucer of the play “Survival of the Fitter:,” now at the Greenwich Village Treatre. First it invited all Friars to see what Mr. A Kinson gaid the New York press has Called “the most unusual play (the worst play) ever produced in this city.” Then the author-producer added: “Never in the history of theatricals das an author and his first night au- dience been so insulted by the New York press.” Mr. Atkinson went on to accuse two of the critics of “attracting atte tion to themselves in passing wit ¢isms back and forth across the ais! The communication then continue Siz es the one whom “The genUeman from London left WITHDRAWS “THE HERO.” Sam H. Harris announces the with- @rawal of “The Hero” as a special matinee attraction at the Longacre Theatre after to-day’s performance. He says the play is too valuable 4 Piece of property to waste as a matinee show. Mr. Harris will pro- @uce it again next fall as a regular evening attraction. He is negotiating for @ theatre now for a fall run. Fi | TELEPHONES | To LINK NOW, WHAT DID HE MEAN? Barney Ward, who is going abroad POLICE | fo appear in the English music OF 15 halls, went to the Custom House CITIES. Fecently to get a passport. When ne “ws THE S, mentioned his name and occupation CRIME WAVE y the clerk asked: “Didn't I see you in ‘Flo Flo't™ GOING INTO pee aia,” replied Barney ewelling THE HANDS i “Huh!” came from the clerk. “I'll RECENER. i @cee that you get your passport FF ind wenn 7 cow ee a hod g WHEN SWEATMAN ACTE9. EXPLODES TaueaEaTnint Harry Sweatman has returned from AFTER EATING | [S jeer the South, where be was manager on HERE Comes Twi CALL You A tout of a “Nightic Night” company. GOVT. DYNAMITE | F)-arawn — He % cod sage E -4e ‘s simp — a Sn Goborne Gtemecn, the siase irs SIneeeY | FLSSHNA Kick SSu : > ; a fhanager, fired him. ‘Then he drafted iS. nj | FoR CALLIN Him ) tHonesr— Harry to play a role. Harry, the 7: oO e P Bie Siar heise, A ae the Mone Ince wi! ie ine, “* at eo Goctor.”"'The ‘first time he went on EXPENSIVE Bui the Ine brought a response from the BEING EXPLODED “Gwenn! Mang out a kid, “Yer a) ahi resue Harry stepped out of the role | “Tat us all be. fends,” ‘he mid. Boston Woman ‘Then he went ahead and played tho HELD uP BY 80 well he is now figuring il “WOOPEN ing “Hamlet” on the ers next fall. arene 7; \ Gossip. } REAL ARMS ‘wonve Dooley and Sales of “The Midnight AROUND HERE \ Wer’ ders” are to appear in Shubert FOR THE Adyanced Vaudeville, LADIES Colin O’More, formerly of “Lassie,” ee aS prominent role in “Blos- BATHING SuITs Olive Reeves Smith will return to OK. FOR the gant of “Three Live Ghosts" Mon- lay nm it. ¢ Ethel Barrymore is well again. AT MONTCLAIR She's going to seo Fred Stone in “Tip AN (T'S Top” to-morrow night. | - Sere Wor aA ‘9 more performances of “Mary | Magdalen” will be given Sunday a Baptisr afternoon and Monday evening by St. wad CHURCH Joseph's Dramatic Society. | The Hippodrome | elephants ‘will | make a shopping tour up Fifth Ave- tue early next week to buy their r finery. . Sophie Tucker will take part in a ue benefit for the Sisterhood of Mount ab oe at the Renwbllc. Theatre Sunday P Binclair Lewis is to follow in the | tsteps of Heywood Broun. He “il lecture on. the afternoon of | March 29 at Town Hall, up on the main street. =“ note from Bob Davis's office says Lar! G. Milligan escorted James Oliver Curwood and O. Roy Cohen to “Frank Bacon in ‘The First “Year” Wednenday evening. | & THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. -« Hector Pinckney of Wellsville says | next time he visits New York | Acw —<o CHURCH DANCES \E L JUST WAD THE STRENGTH LD @ STRAIGHT UP TH THE DOoR. AND WALK RIGHT TELLS GIRL | SHE IS WORTH A TAXICAB AND IS ‘K But back home-with Farmer Schupp— I_NATIONS rd That was where the rdge cropped up. To compere ( 300 ee , ; FOR THE ' ee Davis TENNIS |) PROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. «| Sif a man is -born ‘in freland what | s when be comes to New York?” “Irishman.” fo, & 2a = SS ee WAATR NGC 2 PAINTERS 44 te QUESTIONS. LOCKED IN © A. What is the largest state in! BANK | Mexico? sees | WEEK \CALL FOR ; ce, By wehat other name is the bobo- ais.) HELP 5 Hours — S Hours OVERTIME Won'T Paar A TowN 8. What part of the human anat- gmy is sometimes called the olfac- A | 4. Wi 5. 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The seriat movie surely gets my goat.| \ RIGHT IN “HE SU MARRIED met rapes | a | FoR MY Money ¢ : ing to see “The Four Horse- | FinED #5 — mien With the Brysipelas.” 7 Ss. FoR GOODNESS SAKES, Don'T —— THERE'S So UTTLE To THAT THING, , FOOLISHMENT. You KNOW WHERE YouLAID IT-/ {TL SAW IT ON SOMEONE'S LIABLE, % BE Mary Schupp went on the stage, Tut Be LATE FOR THE BALL? P ONE OF THE SITTIN’ ON (Tt Thinking she'd become the rage, LS CHAIRS, MuM! : ~ i - STEN! AND TH’ BUNKER ON Turd — (LL Get IN THAT 1 BET fii START OFF me A- ~-- “The. ON MY BRASSIE AS suRE As (M A Foot Hic BTAINK oF CALLIN? A NICE FELLA GREAT SCOTT, Boss- WHAT ARE You DOIN’ T YER WIFe's NEW Ht 77” GOSHAmMIGHTY # ‘I MUSTA BEEN, FoR Your Money! ERE comes J YER PA AFree You WW is OTTYMOBILE ¢ EVENING Gown? “ “e A MESSAGE OF Love! 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