The evening world. Newspaper, March 17, 1921, Page 28

THURSDAY, MARCH 17, 1921 JOE’S CAR SOMETHING “TELLS ME I WAS Ki CLEVER WHEN 1 LET HER GET rh) . SI ANT at a one IN Ta’ q COME. - ALi ; Lg CONES drama in English, Tf gee a ae a EN SWIPE HERS! JoE Sone cant Vt! pall Mego calied “Mu Lan,” is to be PET AVERSIONS. _) » Lon i AIN'T “THAT A WOMAN FoR You ?! WouLDN'T Y'kNow tr? given on the roof of the Cen- tury Theatre to-morrow and Satur- day nights by a Chinese cast headed by Eva Leewab. The profits will go %o the China Fumine Fund. A Chinese orchestra will rende, music, if that fe the word. Many prominent Orien- | tale wit be present at both perfor- | ‘This show will not interfere | . with “The Midnigh: Rounders,” Which begins at 11.30 P. M. WHO THEY WERE. | Harry Reinhorn dropped into a wi “Which one és the prisoner?” asked | His Honor, One negro pointed to the) other. “Dis heah man's de defensible,” be “Well, who are you?” “Me?” came the reply. Feige, I'se de pontiff.” THEY SAW THE SHOW. ; Johnny DaSiiva, aged seven, and Mike Karminski, aged five,’ went to “Why, Edward Barber, quite well known in Morristown, N. J., is the prize win- ner to-day. If he will drop in we'll give him the self-inking tooth brush, or we'll mail it if he will send us $4.80 in stamps. Here's his rhyme: I read your pet aversions, I think they're crackerjaeka. Mine is the bird who can explain The whole darned income tax. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A genius is usually a fellow who is too lazy to work.—Pinklespeare. FOOLISHMENT. “Did you see the folks shooting the chutes?” |A friend asked Miss Mary Ann Moots, Bhe answered: “Oh, no, A gun scares me 80; But why should they kill the poor | chutes?” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. pe a be called a murderer.” TELL You aBouT MR®, BROWN - MY DEAR 1S ScANDALOUS! NoNE OF You | + | SCANDAL MoNGERS DIRT | DAWGoNITT @ALL You DO _ 15 Goose t T MERELY MENTION A: NAME = AND Bad | the Hippodrome stage door yesterday | ie came over here last night ju. @nd asked to be permitted to carry | to kill time,” water for the elophants to earn ts to the show. Some of the Girls bought them tickets, and johnny remarked: “Gee, we jes’ @t that show up, didn't we, Mike?” RUBES AT A PLAY. A wire just in-says that three ad- vance agents, Frank Deane, Joe and Chester Rice, saw “Mac- " in Pittsburgh the other night and sat in an upper box so the show would not go over their heads “There was great excitement,” con- eludes the message, “but could learn mething.” BY WAY OF DIVERSION. The telephone joke is a savior DON TS - —~ \ \]Dont RS your Ficres — ‘3 Daisy DARN Es Bur-T Dunno — MAYBE You MIGHT Ger LONESOME Down .ceLLAR AL BY YouRsecr. of shows. It floats o'er the fovt- A 5 PP lights wherever one goes. The ciastednil ore THERE ISNT & QulieT THaT S Tust funny man picks up the phone " IS DRVANG ME Dippy Prace iN Tits House THe PLrace with a frown and scores a big A a —ON ACCOUNT MY 7. tough eer he puts the thing / S DAWG BARKS AND down. The show may be lagging; DRwves Him DiPPY. Mart. vOo'L, Have TS Ty ONche E2RA - He 3A be cenar? S o iwi A) HeY- UNCLE "ERA! Yj. Mom Fixed i+ ¢ 4:8. Kam. WoodHaven ad j SHE says-TRy , = THE cen ? , ; ” aR DOWN aR! } YOurR THROAT- Rorerr Baers x! INL = X DONT Pic Youve FACE ,Lou/s — a tral,” the girl we all roast, laugh foud at this joke and about it SR BaERy SEA wera poy pkey ae f : 4 Ve K al L : TALY DONT Mare Go MucH Noe penning your works you'd do SS well to think twice before you pass by such a chance fun to poke as you can command in the telephone joke. 4A GRANGE - C4 the crowd half asleep; the store- i) A G house looma up and despair be- R Ss (ae comes deep. It's then the come- SMB HAS CHANGEP MANY A dian—thoughtful old -bloke—re- vives hope by springing the tele- phone joke. Oh, why is this gag always sure of applause and why 4s i8 certain to bring the “hoor hawsr” [ve even seen area AAD 0 ee te. gm tg: hg cing nd iy 2 SAYVILLE, Ld. pl HAS TWAT'S ALGIE APPLEBEE. TLL BET, FROM THE OFFICE NEXT DOOR WHO DRIES THAT CLASSY RED SPEEDSTER AND WITH THAT SPORTY CAR. OH GIRLS TLL VAMP THE SHOES OFF! OF HIM, I WONDER, \F HE LOOKED EGGS MUCH FOR LOOKS) BOT HIS DADS GOT ALL KINDS OF DOUGH KERCHEW! KEWCHEW! Ona Munson, of “The Manly Re- vue,” has sent us a poem which @eserves your attention, It depicts) the woe a gith with a shiny, nose bumps into at this season. Look: When springtime has come. And stern winter goes, I weep much because ~ I must powder my nose. ‘It just makes me unhappy And robs me of all ease, For powdering my nose, alas! Always makes me sneeze. SUCH A CHILD! Freddie Goodrow, playing in “Wake Up, Jonathan,” with Mrs. Fiske, ap- * hed Jake “MOST FAMILIES Rosenthal at’ the M. Cohan Theatre Wednes- age asked to be al- to see “The Tavern” on a esy” ticket. He told Mr. thal he wae an actor. ° “Why, you're too young, sonny,” ied Jake, patting Fred head. How old are you, my lad? “Thirty-four,” said Eredate. x t Bo it came to pass he saw the WASHINGTON = — . 7ygna's s STEVE WISES US UP. ie tee Stephen Yatés, Vice President of the Westchester County Real Estate Board, writes us to say that Mr. Hull of White Plains is not a real estater but a realtor, A real estater, Steve states, is a man selling real estate who owns a fur coat and a diamond ring. In the summer he hocks the coat and gets out his ring, and in the winter he vice versas. Of course, he may be right, but we'd like to hear what Harry Craw, and Granville H. Rome have to say about it, IM GLAD To HEAR You TALK LIKE I SusT REMEMBER’ THAT IVE STULL GOT THAT LETTER ® THE TAX COLLECTOR” You GAVE HE, (AST WEEK! MAYBE THAT WoULD MAKE YoU MAD Too! NONSENSE ! I WoULDN'T LOSE HY TEMPER OVER AUTTLE THING LIKE je FoR FORGETTIN’ To MAILA LETTER SHE GAVE HER THESE Women GET HE SICK- THEY'RE So UNREASONABLE ! AUGUSTA, Ga. MAN INSISTS ON PAYING WNSTALMENTS fis cone Gossip. Irving Dorf is the dad of a new boy. He's giving away cigars Katherine Murray will enter vaude- ville at the Alhambra Monday Zoe Akins has written a play for Doris Keane of “Romance.” Paula Shay has been added to the east of “Toto,” opening at the Bijou Monday. Rertram Peacock, baritone, will have the role of Franz Schubert in “Flosgom Time." Alice Delysia has lost her French Passport. It was in one of her forty- two trunks MANY OFFICES IN VILLAGE PRING ELECTIONS — POLITICAL SPRING FEVER HURRY UP IN IRE f =\F YOU WANT 0 MAKE TH SHOW! brett “AGaIN : a! HAH: Ha! MOTHER ! Look AT Mee TM ALL READY AM_OONT 3 GOING TO WEAR MY SON BUT iT NEEDS FIKING, ET -ET.- DAYS GOING \N ENENING Omess! Dean in NORTHWESTERN Ure Mary Blair of “Diffrent’ has heard Suan soars that a book has been named for her, “Ai Dut she's bearing.up. well. 3 ROUGE — “Mixed Marriage” will begin a se- OLLEGE Punch EPUCATION MAKES MANY A STUDENT YO \NIMMIN' SPEND “TOO SSLAMED MUCH Ar wner WOU WOT ON-— ples of special matinees at t a, 8 Altzman and Mirlam Milch and Ben Reisig will gee ‘Cornered” Monday night, and **zy don't care who knows it DIRECTOR. A porformange.of "The Dancer” A OF SAVINGS #iil be given at Henry Miller's The BLN | DEPT. oF U.S. atre Sunday evening, March 27, for hou the Pollsh-American Orphans’ Tellet Sam ( TREASURY 2) Association. Mme. Halina Bruzovna 2) SAYS AMERICA 1S CHAMPION will heag the cast ye yn A h be dded to cast of “The Great Riven at NATION Ne elghborho h H the role of the American mile ANP CHAMPION aa , MONEY LENDER, THanks 10 “WELLINGTON BROOM, HY.