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ICE EE rs * About Plays - By BIDE OMEIN make some queer complaints in a theatre, said Harry Nelmes, Treas’ at the Belmont, thie morning, it the queerest Iever heard came ma woman Satutday. Just before! dhe performance of “Miss Lulu Bett’ She came out of the auditorium topped up to the box office. : like to have my seat changed.” | she said. "°F don't ve it cas be done,’ I “ “The orchestra la sold out, is wrong with your seat? Os took me in the theatre, ‘Look 4 there’ she said, “There It is.| ‘that bald-beaded man next to my AP fWell, seo that awful-looking red | ump on bis head?" “ res,’ 1 said, smiling, “But surely fe Biimp on a bald head shouldn't | Sfworry you, so long as it isn't your don't care’ she said, “The! are laughing at ma They that’s my husband. I don't} know the man, I wouldn't have a ind g@th a bald head and a red Hamp oon i: like that. If you don't my seat 'm going home.’ "{ found on uncalled for #eat in the " billeony,” conctuded « Mr. Nelmes, “and she accepted it gratefully.” | APPRECIATIVE CHARLES! | : val Knight of “Apple Blve- {8 u stage director in his lowe ts. Tn the past three years he| has given Charles McNaughton of Live Ghosts” three roles which Daye wrought the latter both shckels glamour. Yesterday the grateful gent the kind Pervival a get! stutis to whow his epprecia-| . ‘With the jewelry was a note) Feeding: "You made me what Tam to-day; 1 “the fact ¢hat our name is billed) ‘vith the announcements of the serial, In the Night Watch,” which is based) 4 Century's play of that title and) ‘begins to-day in this newspaper. } bappened to be on an elevated | yewterday and heard a young) say to another: | ing of “Afgar.” 4 phos, ber Frendti vel re, including Will Page. Gossip. Palmer and Florence Johns + in Beg ees art. Madison Minstrels will tickie Up at Public School No. 1, Ho- Mareh 19. Gtost Between" will not open 20th Street Theatre until next larch 22. Sill, daughter of Will- | ymond in to be in “Ewo Girls In* * cast of “Blossom Time” will | lin O'More, Ralph Herz, Ber- k, Olga Cook, Leeta Cor- Zoe Robert Payton Paul Kerr, Frances Holliday, | Martinetti and others. announced that Low Hearn ‘ ine Wyley ‘The Mid+ Rounders of 192 on tour, ried recently She is now e's Hearn, Isn't a pun a ter- thing? Marriage,” St. John Er. which recentiy closed at “et Aversions are pouring in on us “with numbers that we're thinking.| “Wiring « secretary to handle them. pent not be half bad to hive a nde with bi silk stuek- . ‘Annie Sutterer of Kast Orange| PROPHI ‘the plush toothpick for this one: | 7 Was a busy woman e’en e'er I had the vote, have one pet aversion thet daily P9018 my goat; i@ is the dame whe gossips and Olds the party tine ‘morn from seven Afty until ten ine. ul Field of No! 408 Third Brooklyn, we award the self- | ching woollen undershirt for the wing: Hights are low and the hero “Sneaks in the open door, ere he sees the heroine captured bound on the cabin floor. @ sound in the whole darned outre! Fare keen to hear what comes off. that’s parked behind and Players DUDLEY the 634 Street staged. M A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY A dime invested in shoe-bi will do more for a young ma DPearance than a dollar spent for diamond in, FOOLISHMENT. 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