The evening world. Newspaper, March 1, 1921, Page 24

JOE’S CAR \T FINALY GOT “OA POINT JeERRY— YOU GOTTA “TRAIN Your WIFT “To WHER 1 HADDA PUT MY FodT down! EAT OUT OF YOUR HAND JERRY — WHEN LPUT MY FooT Dawn Jerry, DONT EVER LET HER BEAT “THAT'S “HE END OF IT! You To Th' PUNCH - see? Aw Now DEARIE — LisTEN — DON'T GET MAD DEAR. ~-Loox- pomodel a theatre for it and Charles will decide as to tts ac- None of the London the- das tage facilities now for Ne such a spéotacie. _ BUYS BLACKSTONE LEASE. A. UL, Erlanger bas purchased from ‘Charies Frohman, Inc, all of that ‘cGmpany’s holdings in tho lease of the Blackstone Theatre, Chicago. § gives him and his gssociates ail the stock in the lease, bas ten years to run, 4 ow I | OUR BOY DEPARTMENT. We are pleased to announce that population of Larchmont is grow- Roger Batchelder of that thriv- settloment notifies us he is the of a new boy, weight seven ‘ARG one-half pounds, already named ‘Winslow. We sent Ellsworth , brother of Jeff Nutt, up and, al- he found much excitement, he NUTT’S DOPE. | “Dear Dut,” ‘writes Jefferson | Shrewsbury Nutt from Bopash, O., “I | and the wife wrote a poem together | Yast night. You see, some poor idiot | here is being sucd because he wrote | & Girl love letters. So, this is what we Whon you feel that you must write Of the love for her you own, Think a second thought about it— And go use the telephone, Great, eh? A mule kicked a society girl ee ong ‘Then ber father the owner of the mule. in "The Midnight Rounders,” will cast Shadows at the Fakirs’ Ball | ae FOR TO-DAY. “Well,” said Georgette, after thi Sropeeel, “I gueas a Yankeg Dude'll | FOOLISHMENT. i “I love you, dear,” a suitor sighed, | “Bo much I want you for my bride.” | The maiden laughed in greatest giee, “What awful bunk is this” quoth she. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “I played ‘The Ki 7 fe on the pistol? iss Waltz’ for her. OH! WHAT 4 Fook T Py a WAS WHEN = MaAsmED No! ‘bu “DUMBBELL —T @iovLD ANY THIN’ YOU SAY GOES Dear: Now BE CALM ~ rr'kt BE Aue ot FoR HAVIN’ CHANGED ‘You. Maurice Goodman, General Counsel for the B. F. Keith vaudeville inter- residing at No, 875 West mod ‘Avenue, also reports the appearance ‘of a boy visitor in his home, We are ized by both proud fathers to eras baby is the greatest bo) in % world. & - 5 - LOANED ME So TLL HAVE To Buy 5 Yes MADAM 1 JUST SAN THAT FAST “TALKING ITS A LOG SHOW. » d ONE, MYSELF — IM FREEZIN' § ger/ “| WHAT CAN 1 OIL STOUG SALESMAN GO INTO negroes, sweeping at the Play- ere Doris Keane is appear- in “Romance,” were heard dis- the play. goht o° play is dis hyer. “Ro- | thing?” asked one, fell,” replied the other, “it's got = @ dialogue and « epilogue.” ‘huh! Ah eso!" came from the “It's one of them log shows, ot & saw-mill scene, ah a'pose!” | FOX TAKES THE PARK Fox bas taken a « c NW ‘un % PANS September, ns E lil some misunderstand a8 ‘ THROUGH ‘ , between the Fox interests and , Carroll, Louis Mann, in “His ws," will mot open at the to-night, as scheduled. HERE'S A PUZZLE. ak IL. Smith, Manager of the 9 Theatre, Newark, puts 4 qugs- To KEEP HY HANDS WARM, You simp Me A REA NYY NOCABU ABRAHAM WAS WRONG. \braham Manager Sam H. Harris, was 4 property i twenty-three years ago, living “Mrs. Taylor's boarding house, on With Street, One day a young from Baltimore came there and need she intended to go on the Mr, Levy advised her to g0 home and forget the stage, but declined. matt; you'll go to the poor- * he'p ed. other day Mr. Lavy called on Bhields, headliner at the Palace, dresxing- es lary ts . here Setwcen $1,000 and “32,000 The Kid’s Clever ! Uy, " ARY. You've AD y : h Abe” wan her greeting, “1 T AFTE EnSuait oF HAT - 4 Yf | Hey. uncre ezea A Sloubay SDONTS Sit locate Mice ; CANDY — DONT % SLUNG Sane Bur. Here's DONT Do war Ma4A TEus You THe NOT TS DO — AYPE maersen Sranbone &T SAN PRAHEI3OD located 7 —_—ooeeeeeeee ws si cher kiddin’," replied the EAT ANotHteR Pece ! Vi, A L,CENTS FoR 4 SOME CANDY- ‘And then he actually hung ae DONT Go out Berore YoUR WORK Ss “Dib wy I een Boston and blushed. i i ar t. ac Dove — —Teeome MaTHiAs. Mey. { Watsdn Sisters are now playing vaudeville in the Proctor houses, -*¥i Quinn, dancer, joined the cast of , 75 OX}. aa The Boston 44 Cavanaugh, dill poster extra- " Nes 3 > : . Z Faw Dont ear vouR Food so Fasr — e,, want iG, Bont last lah K Sine P P i ‘ % Ree mard MADAM HY ae, areoneto! age! MONT: fa = Dont Sve youk Fee NALS — * i 4 KATHARINE MEADAM. MY, funeral of Lillian Vion, sister E " 5 $$ ———————.. ‘Charles and Joe Vion, was held _ : Donr Tare Sue 2G Breas morning. She died Saturd: popped : t a MINNEAPOLIS: Mtn TORS ; — Ze Y Donr THINK You'Re SMART — <2 ni sChenenTinE | MEADAMS— KNOW? Cry 5 Sp BA pe arore hous comes Ce ee a Rs A O, NO 1S FELT IN Horry D BAReET- & : Dad’s “After Her" Already! + — Beaoreva ~ Dont Foeser 7S Paer yous Aa STRAIGHT — ~—REMoNDA caDous © QUESTIONS: , Who. was the Awenty-fifth Presi- eareeUnie ter ; Wlesserc—=> : in the largest sity in Wie- — a he "What luminous circle, produced myriads of stars, extends around any hho ia the author of “Soldiers Where is Muscovy? What United States possession gh Ee a lina famous poner ee RESTauRAaNT arn Li B acereme ets, Eve 2 Fees member of the crab family * empty mollusk shells? . ig written authority em- 4 Perera to act for an- Me HALE OF thE He