The evening world. Newspaper, February 16, 1921, Page 24

COMIC PAGE ) WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1921 and Players \ JOE , AFTER LOOKING ALL “THE. \ ‘ . DUDLEY CARS OVER CAREFULLY — WHAT, IN : YOUR OPINION, WOULD BE “Tie ONE, You'D FEEL You ouGuT % BUY? ED, war CAR WOULD YOU | -tier g f AT QUESTION — He's ADIGE’ ME “7 BUY? oJ) Hie RecoGNiseD AUTHORITY OF “HE sent “The Tavern” in London gome Chy time this year, John Goiden will open “Happy New Year” in Atlantic City on March 28. The David Belasco banaifet, to be kiven by the Society of American Dramatists and Composers on March 20, will be @ brilliant affair, ivan ¢ “Tip Top.” will sail week and a Jd Augustus -Miomas play for George H. Cohan has gone into rehearsal. A story of Mr. ‘Thomas and Secretary of State “hemeypnetl Colby is, recalled. Mr. ently was presiding at 1 a Manaues, ir, Thomas was a speake Colby said he whs sorecd to \ fon Air. ‘Thomas because he Felated to him by marriage, but fon Mr. Thomas was a dramatist 4 » before clubs, Seer ee. pl &c. That record certainly is a Lulu. i ey had been produce hose of which 1 approved i« A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ily were Sucvessful,” said tho then 4. inief stole a dictionary from a "of the Shipping Board that 1 did not think so much | 96 well—they generally wore not so “There was a great laugh. y Thomas admitted the rejation- Colby spoke the truth, I aid my to him, Mollere reac : Apc ete hi cook, and for the eame| She'd say: “Now, : ‘Whenever I was looking for| 'd like a nice link, S'suecees that Trould appeal to a cer |'m ripe to go get aome; I’m gonna,” | ‘and he generally approved. As | —_— | : fe ape thoes vlays which have'been| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Wellsville home Monday and now the police are working on a b6ok case. FOOLISHMENT. ©1921 Press | [Pisce Nveve There was an old girt from Corona, | Who had a great tove for bologna, I think swuriw! TH! ‘dou ure “ARE don Dumesett!t } ‘successes and box office fail-| “What, are the best seats in a! ‘Cucrdeos” Now! ebb 5 . res generally were disapproved of | theatre?” “THAT DAWGONE ‘ } him. “The recejpts.” MAID, Att TAT PED © rie “rept hae a TOO MUCH WORK. | "A party of American sailors saw | night's formance of “In the t Watch" at the Century and given a chance by Manager : Bootn to examine the cruiser Alma, | which most of the play's action | GIVE "EM WATER th) \N te WEEK ‘4 a a its rua btn Pn” narrnot es ery JE'S o URE iy a pet im (the pig, not he ad- | : : sj Ruler, ate nds he dome ern Srapeing VIVIAN THE VAMP »\ Brown. But if he does grunt M: | 4 eee - ; = in bi ‘somewhere elee— | ‘ : rs : <r prvbably to Hog inland. APE te beroND OF IF THAT TONGUE Tesser HALF Te We T DowT | eo Ree otek ee 4 CALLS ME A DUMB COW eb hob Sa ARIA THERE AMY bs BEWARE, MR. CRITIC! polyibaang } U ocriereata Rie AGA\N-ILL PART HER PAID FOR WORKIN’ OR | Ny True? WALTERS HEY MUST BE : f the Mant | \Wou VEN TAKIN’ INSULTS -ETc-S" | < Aisape = de. Counc! te “aint seoula” wilt give | SHOW THAT | ANYTHING THAT HAIR WITH A ROLLING PIN e 3 fy! ; regular | 3 ' Wot Grematio’ oritio or two to ses i| DAYLIGHT GREES WITH HER “ : ‘Zrooperces Begele P. Simpson writes SAVING WAS Cha) its ‘spaper, : the Sivitte: nen to be present, but sie | 'N OPERATION | t farng him not to be too severe on ieee cena i “ ‘ ‘ "| ” UT THE in th of my troop, | {4 writes Miss Simpeon, “permit you to| AECEAT WAR | roast, don't go too far. We are a| AWOCKED THE | | ‘ferrible bunch vf little vamps and! “DayZ/GHyTS | ‘ the writer is th biggest ono of them | = Q/ O20 ays | ail. Woe bet. the critic who will | ios beyond what WE think is fale. THINGS i ic | is uke ewaltowing a raw ep, but to MANCHESTER, Vr t's 0 fat work, 27 Hence, beware! Save your ecalp.” . tise DIVORCES ; Whiie he vows he isn’t, Mr. Darn- ~~ USBAND | ton is really afraid to go. Sy) BECAUSE HE | fen kel Pk — tire NEY te mp ig nae ic ‘dancer Sane ee _ Sort of uncbngcious humor, eh? LIVES aT ANNA SIDE-STEPS. TENEMENT J Anna Fisher, a ohorus girl in PRG cade “Afgar.” has attempted to solve the WHERE puzzle of rhyming something with the | A ‘ name of Iwamura, the Japanese a: S7VTCH wy eas igen cere ase: srry” | LTTLE MARY MIXUP steps the real issue. This is how her | WINE a Sao verse 8: ) e $ ‘ Kazuo Iwamurd, what's that yor! DpunKle Pore 1 CARY, wise Ya Are Bust he exee toe BE RON hoa ee say? ort CANT GET Aur DONT Rean so Moc - Yu ue The name of a drink or another new| AS NARROW | C ie ASST or WATER Sila ae Deni ale "RUIN YouR YES bie ESCAPE FROM PLEASE 2 \our. BREAKING A dared i DEATH AT = =) SLASS @ ;: Cats and dogs! What do I see? HOBOKEN — i Looks like child learning its A BC.) Pyro! 1 ve Seven other poets have sent in ANGEROUS We ALCONOL | | Soe GEOR Rl COP OUR ACO CO COCK ON 8 O88 = i Gossip. NOowAPAYS yobs ‘Hivsetrome employees favor | Oi dil A OES t John Murray Anderson sailed from 13 YEAR OLD place. Asked what t aoe of the ship, one of them re- | She ah mighty fine hooker, si but. sl ~ ee altogether too much brais to polish for a free-born Amer tean salior.” MARY HAD A LITTLE PIG. Whaddye think?) An admirer o Marilynn Miller of “Sally” her a little white pig with a ourl in ~ DOROTHY TAKES A HAND. James Rennie, the handgome im: is sending ° WEALTHY GUEST AT ATLANTIC City HOTEL CAN'T WRITE HIS OWN NAME — PUT SAND IN HER COFFEE. STUNDERS | $ in . GREAT SCOTT- LET HER te Sing “titous fate, receives We. | cause <M tnsisTep} | | Puay ir — THATS THE ie Tumerous “mash notes,” some of jf. Shem are written in Span, In onaer WOMAN GkiTs | WOUIN eee paral Tas SHE EVER At th lest - | we teat, t, Rennie recently: took ‘up tie WER TEETH - HER CHIN wud: igh. i his bride, Dorothy Cian (Dialogue here). | “PERFECT GIRL" If aera what are you. studying?" BECOMES ened See! Bo you can read, those | yh ite — if carers MANY OF (Curtain). ‘ate | THEM HAVE | ANEW SORTOF DANCER. | SEE MARRIED | A young woman who took part in | FOR YEARS ® benefit for a hospital in a town | ynear New York recently saw some- London for New York yesterday on the Aquitania. George M. C intends to pre 0 \TONS OF CoaL Music “hm SBON Custion He cae "TAKES WERHONKSON= AY (Hoptoad Cor, Wellsilie Optic.) MOST EVERYTHING Now DONT AReOE Miss Lizzie Gray will teach the | Mir gie FA ACHE school tilt ‘warm days take the | THE STURE | place of cool. She's quite good. PATCHED NORTH PLAINFIELD BoY LOSES HIS PANTS WHEN How DONT TauK AnD 7 BE Bad IN ScHoon 7 looking, is Miss Gray. Youought | SENATE = to see her class to-day. Old Flat- MILITARY (ta yp “Ak Face Blake and Henry Wren COMMITTEE. THEYRE “Keir! Bs RINGS AHEM!-~ BoucHT AF,000 have started studying again AT WASHINGTON Me In ON ONE OSE ELE COAT AT tHe ; : A : EA PARTIES WHERE Every—- SALE “W-DAH AND CHAI They're not no kids, you vet your * For? phice, a || (¢_BOo4 TWeES “H SING — BUT se Motteee life! They're both there look- hy Saree MY WW EARS tH = lam'for a Wife, The wife of | we FEED iE GONE ve Charley Henderson says we've a mean old son-of-a-gun. WWe said MA SHU she put on too much paint to Rue ON make, her look like what she &P THE | ain't. She swears she's going to COUNTRYS * Dust our head and otherwise with us raise Ned. If she drops in we're sure to run, but we'll beat ARMY PIGEONS — THOSE MONEY PLAZA HOTEL 1" ‘TO HAVE A _ wp old Henderson. There's very Mitte nepon to-day, 10, now we've | Ma Spirion | ‘worked, we'll 90. and play. | PUBLIC sy sie : sP0Mt REED. €3 | AQDEP doo STORIE, Oy, ee j A