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seit? ony = About Plays By BIDE HMIDY’VE been playing a trick on an English actor who lives at the Friars, The actor always Sarries @ cune, and the idea came to ‘one of his acquaintances to cut “iheh off the walking stick. H RO, assisted py several other @ but the Englishman did not notice it. Again the cano was sneaked out of ‘the Mnglishman's room ana shortened fi inch and again it failed to attrac the notice of its owner a third eperation, however, the Englishman @pproached the tricksters and at tempted to lean on the cane. Sore thing seemed wrong to him “I say, boys,” he finally remarkec “1 believe I'm getting taller, doncha “G. V. FOLLIES” TO TOUR. In three weeks more “The Green ‘wich Village Follies, 1920," will leave Whe Shuber Theatre and visit other ‘Marge cities. TO STAGE “WETONA.” The Associated Players of Centra! Branch Y. M. C. A., Brooklyn, will Produce “Phe Heart of Wetona” at the Central Auditorivin on Saturday evening, Feb. 19. In the cast will be Reger R. Kahn, Maria Ziccardi, J. V. Martindale, Kenneth McConauehy, Delores Creighton, Edwin Wilson and Isobel Craig. * A WORTHY CAUSE. a, Mhere will be an entertainment and ‘Gan et the Hotel Commodore Friday | “evening to raise funds to maintain & Some as a memorial to the dead of the “Lost Battalion.” Alice Delysia, Bugene and Willie Howard, Gus Ed wards, Ethel Davis, Freddie Rich ani Carle and. Richards wif appear. ST. PAUL FOLKS ANGRY. The St. Paul Association has writ- ten Charles Dillingham displaying wrath because the illuminated letter- ing in the Hall of Commerce scene at fhe Hippodrome “has not been to show St. Paul, instead of Minneapolis, as the capital of Minne- gota.” Mark, Luescher explains that nd attempt is made to show the capt- tals of the States, but rather the most important cities. He considers Min Beapolis rightfully chosen and so do we. We were born there. HIS BOOK IN SONG. | Walter J. Kingsley, beauty expert, | Was 4 proud man last night. A song called “Put Down My Number in Your Little Red Book” was sung on the New Amsterdam Roof and it was billed, “Dedicated to Walter J. Kingsley.” Mr. Kingsley has a little Bed book with pages badly worn. THE EMPEROR PUZZLED. Bet you didn't know that every time Charlies Gilpin in “The Emperor Jones” at the Princess fires his re- Volver a man off stage stands ready | with another gun red to shoot ff Gilpin’s misses fire. Last night a| mew stage hand was handling the | other gun and he grew nervous and fired just after Gilpin shot. For a) moment the Emperor Jones was cdn-| fused. He thought his revolver had stuttered. A CAREFUL MOTHER. Inez Coyne, who is shortly to up- per in vaudeville, heard something @ street car yesterday that amused her. A mother wae correcting the} §rammar of a child. | “Please don't say ‘ain't,’ dear,” said | the mother, “Why not?” asked the child, “Because,” ed the parent, “there is no euch a word. It ain't in the dictionary." Gossip. ‘There will be an extra matinee of “The Skin Game" at the Bijou on Woshington's Birthday. “Vivienne Segal, n Nicander, Steveneon, and Allen ne." “Welcome Stranger,” Aaroy Hoff- Man's comedy, will reach its 175th ance at the Coban ¢ Harris Open with “The Rose Girl” on Friday ix 2 instead of Thursday. 6 Italian entertainment and mask Ball given by La Fraterna at Terrace nm last night netted $10,000 for ity. The public sessions at the since Palace will be resumed to- favt Heisey, stage manager, of Me,” at the Raputi'c, rides to daily from Westchester County ‘Ma horse. He parks his steed west ‘of Highth Avenue. ‘Worcester Museum of Art is to Wit Cora Scovil’s patch poster of itzi, posed as Lady Billy, as a foa- bast of textile art. imginia Ben, an Oriental dancer, tid, Frank Farnam, also a dancer, iBave been engaged by F. Ziegfeld jr., for the new “Nine o'Clock Revue" and idnight Frolic.” » A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. took a drop yesterday. broke, but the eggs didn't FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Why can’t a fisherman be gen- ‘erous?” “T dunno.” “Because his business makes him DO YOU | he KNOW? Sam, Pree Wal. ov be r New Yorkprenine Works The 4. wh. SUSSTIONS. o wai inth Pi United ns, the ninth President of it river forms boundary din between re ileal Ds 1 ‘ man i i eatteegmany republics are there in| 4. Who wrote “The Rivals”? | enigan ‘s the largest city in rom what god of myth arg volcanoes named? ff ealegy Where was an. internati : position held in soon tonal & & What ia the amallest liquid meas- What is a bundie of grain called? low ma ede does the Eng- Tish language contain? ANSWERS. “1. William H. Harrison. 2. Red. 3. Bhx. 4 Forrne &. Detroit, 6. Vul- | . |) Minim, 8 Sheat, Fe ro0sio0. Eurniy and Players DUDLEY How many hoge are there ina packing house? How many chairs are needed for a chavity bali? What is doesn't the iceman ride one? an icicle and why What Ohio coverer of America named after? city was the dis- Who wrote the song, “I Love tc See a Dentist With the Tooth- achef” How many wives did Sotomon ‘marry before he had to go through bankruptcy the first time? FOOLISHMENT. An iceman in his noisy wagon Was scen to have an awful jagon, “He's not to blame,” Swink, “He handles s0 darned much hard drink.” said Herman SIGN IN STORE AT | FLUSHING — HARD CIDER MAKES HEROES OF RUTLAND, Yr FIREMEN — y AW APPLE \ 4 MADE ADAM WELL KNOWN we Two POLES IN NEw HAMPSHIRE MARRIED BY LUMBER JACK MINISTER — A REGULAR ll Woovey WEDOING arr MADISON, Wis. GIRL STUDENTS UNCOVERL aN ARE: ene) COLLEGE “Booze Ring” Detroit MAN OFFERS A MARRIAGE HIMSELF RING (8 FoR. ONE FINGER, GUESS A” “BOOZE RING" ne mens" CHICAGO POLITICIAN TY, To HIS WIFE BY PARCEL, @ Post OF GETTING HOME THE =~ — weer MAN SAYS POOR. BY WIFES SEPARATION. 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