The evening world. Newspaper, January 14, 1921, Page 32

Plays By BIDE _ JEROME KERN'S wife gave him « /} fine $400 fur coat as a Christmas present. The composer put it on ‘And surveyed himeeclf with much sat- Wfaction in his long mirror, Then We took aw train for another city to have « look at “The Night Boat,” for hich he furnished the music. In the low are five negroes, one of whom ynnkes music on a jug. After the per- formance Mr. Kern was standing at the stage door, arrayed in his new (oat, when the negroes came out. “‘Dhey looked bim over and one sald: “Ain't dat de piano player?” “It sho’ is,” replied the jug man. PAn' look at dat coat!” He was silent ® moment and then added: “Seems oo had a jug musician got ter shiver é while Jest a evabday plano player > kin wrap hisself up.in de fruits of i Wealth lak dat.” . BUYS ZIMMERMAN OUT. A. L. Erlanger, who recently took inte Will J. Davis in Chicago, has also acquired the interest of J. Fred “IT think I'U eat a sirloin steak,” : aN Zimmerman sr. in the corporation His roll was just a dollar ten, . Es gentrolling the Colonial, Chicago. | gig Henry, “Huh! Just think again.” t a UF COURSE HE WOULD. . | “Say,” said a man to Marcus . Nathan at, the Terrace Garden Dance = Palace his} é address of a flooring concern whose = name I've forgogten.” ‘ 1 i “Look in, the® classified telephone * ‘beok,” suggested Mr, Nathan. “Under what heading?” j Ba. “You'll find flooring under ‘Car- iy ; pets,” sald Mr, Nathan grimly. | a SO WHY REPEAT IT? | , Who's that good-looking man?) ‘asked a chorus girl on Broadway yes- terday of a friend, as Caldwell Cald-| Woll, George M. Cohan’s press agent, went by. a “That's Caldwell Caldwell,” replied By her friend. “I heard you the first time,” sald) the girl. A RESTRAINED AUDIENCE. “Understand you're from Leaven- worth, Kan., where they have three mitentiaries,” said a booking agent) the writer of this column last night. | “True!” we replied. "That town nad any legitimate; “Because most of the theatregoers gre locked up.” . Turning, we left that fellow imme- diately. 5 “HUHI" HE SNEERED. . We went into a little restaurant on way yesterday for a dill pickle some huckwhéat cakes. On the was a sign reading: ‘Watch Your Coat and Package.” A man to us read it, | "Huh!" he sneered, “How you gojn’ | ait @ package to watch these o” “Have you no revenue agent! friends?” we asked, just like that. ‘ a “) @ GOSSIP, Julius Tannen walked by the Lysic mneatre yesterday without even gianc- at it. mad Qualters will sing and danco in *The Midnight Rounders of 1921." | <_ Max Marcin has engaged Violet) Heming for the leading role in “The| Night Cop.” Shirley Gallop, a salesgirl, has left ‘ shop and galloped into the chorus yi of “The Passing Show of 1921.” b> Bil Quaid, Manager of Proctor's Fifth Avenue, received an advertise- Ment yesterday for dickies and cellu- wid collars. | Louis H. Chalit will present bis Pupils int a dance recital soon. _ AP report that Odd Mclatyre would is deniod. jow it's Bat*Nelson who's going to and put a punch tn the show. A benefit in aid of the School Chil- Aren’s Welfare League will be held the Cohan & Harris Theatre Sun- night, tag 16. Bert Levy is on St, At Acolian Hall to-morrow night! " here will be a benefit for the war tage in the town of San Cataldo, ly. Rafaelo Diaz will sing. Emanuel Reicher has resigned as " lucing director of the Theatre 4 . He has been elected to mem- hip on the Advisory Committee, Fe jay waok Rafael and) - ee Newman have been engaged fe ce cast of “The Hadetea House,” 5 William A. Brady has In ré- _ Charles K. Harris received word * day that his brother, Joe M. ‘was very {li with pneumonia | hlocoughs, in Chicago. ray ’ A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. + P. R. Button of Meetcese, Wyo, is @ ranchman. He raises cattle, not « TDO YOU . KNOW? to Os QUESTIONS. at where were the preliminary 1 ies of peace signed at the con- of the American Revolution? hat metal is produced by. re- * ol and combining it with ‘hat was the name of Fulton's boat that steamed from New to Albany in 18077 bal is the starboard side of at favorite Mexican beverage ion ~ hee ia the on at 3 1° © » Nort hye vA larger, Nor rolina | Dt which of the Great Lakes is yanarm? wrote the Rollo Books? hat bird was held sacred by Egyptians? | What Don’t You Know? | over all the theatre holdings of the gqig Mary Jones to Henry Blake, a card, ' night, “I want to got the “nian't care two cents for her, ene] p Up on the stage. He js to ¥ eed at the National Winter Gar- * name is given to the of disinfection by the action ‘amoke or vapor? and Players DUDLEY Why was Nero dbatd-headed, if possibler To what Scotch clan does Sandy Hook belong? Why aren't the fellows who make men steel girders arrested? If it weren't for silk stock- ings, how long would high skirts be in voguer What scientist discovered that it would be impossible to jit glasses over the nose of an oyster? Who wrote “Casey and the Batter Cakes,” and how often hae De Wolf Hopper sung “Casey Jones?” FOOLISHMENT. .FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “He propowed to her on a postal —_ News Cinpers: They Say ‘A WOMAN 1§ AS YOUNG AS SHE LOOKS BUT NOT AS YOUNG AS SHE DRESSES THE BLUE Law BoYS waNT EVERY DAY #. A SUNDAY — 4 WT Sunoaes —a———eaeerrrr— GERMANS FORBID WEARING OF MONOCLES — THEY'LL PRAIN THE “WH GLASS | (INSTEAP RRA FUNNY THAT | NEVER OL A AN ENGINE. at an auto (“Re? SHOW NEVER DEVELOPS A KNOCK HARDING To TAKE INAUGURAL OATH ON CAPITOL PORCH. MANY A mal HAS MADE. > A VOW OVA PORCH 1Saip Girt at faa) fe TELEPHONE \ are | Te, @ THWARTS 4 CAVE MAN LOVER _ JOmME TELEPHONE y GIRLS: MAKE. OVE ACT Like A CAVE MAY CURFEW RINGS AT 1 AM, ON BROADWAY — NIGHT OWLS “MON Nol? MEETS AT FAMILY ICE Lo. CoLumBus, OHIO {J j) City HALL ff / A RUIN FROM ie FIRE —_ OURS Woutp GE SAVED Xi, FROM FUN y 68 IF SOMEONE." §="8 COMIC PAGE FRIDAY, JANUARY 14, 1921 amr, 1008. Pr Pung Ca (8. Y. Boeing W/aAdd ® Sau COME ON Joe! Just BECAUSE YOUR CAR'S LAID UP IS No REASON You HAF TA BE A DEAD ONE = HoP A “TROLLEY AND COME ‘DowN! NOTIN Dott’ ED —('M VERY COMFORTABLE. RIGHT HERE ! , YOU'LL GET NO NEW TIE" =You HAVE THE ONE T GAVE You FoR XMAS = So WEAR THAT ¢ To HAVE A NEW TiE'= 1 AINT GOT ONE “To MY NAME ! LITTLE MARY MIX ’ oi} -oft-H-H—H ¢ \\He?_nom— T pwr .T Was OnLy Jost MEAN TS Bur T SMELLIN’ IT AND SPIED THe IT DROPPED AND cere ft SPILLED. — TEN MEN HERE LAST NIGHT ! WAS FIRER, $02 2 eo HARDING STILL TRYING To FILL HIS CaBINET— WeEW Years EMPTIEP PID ‘You HERE ANDY - You REASON with HM’ SHRISTM 4S PeRKUME 2 ATCA) TTL TO THESE CROOKS AT ANY]= COST~ 1 UANT YOU To ARREST ~-an' BESIDES ,ED —1 Don't LIKE “TH! WAY ANDY SHOOTS Pook. HE'S, ALWAYS ARGUING BouT EVERYTHIN' — ~~ — —= Do Yeu MEAN “TS aay SAY YOu SPILLED New OH - No - Nor, MINE } Qu (F MOU LEANE ALL 7” DON'T WORRY , BOSS THEY ARE ALLENS THESE BUNDLES HERE WELL WANE TMOVE THE OF out WE SIDE WALK. FG eR up Counrtian’ e—and More of It! . WHAT is yYouR Most DIssiKeDd “DONT 2, Heer S ONE FROM | Bundy Squires _ STAMFORD - ¢T- “Now DONT vou GO OUT Wiittout YouR ovencoar?” “Wors SEND Your “Dont TS MTTLE MARA MixXdP_ She Was Just Shopping! RX CAN'T ARREST THAT GUY— THERE'S NoTHIN’ CONCEALED =\ ABOUT HIS WEAPONS !! OA, WELL — Come on—'TM Gon’ UP “MAT Way aNYtOW !