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FRIDAY, JANUARY 14, 1921 Cheero! Chicago! Send on of brains is NOT true. Miss * Lawrence matinee yesterday, when und asked her most abri -Empbatically attending « 1 found he was “Should blondes be deported Her blue eyes sparkled eriousiy ? Then she shown (he clipping we which told of the recent statement yf the President of the American Op- fometric + Association, who said, “Blondes don't belong in the latitude ‘ot Chicagv. They have an excess ‘Of energy which they have to: work of. If you want to make Chicag amfe for husbands, deport the blonde: Against the blondes again,” she sighe™ ‘However, I can sce how Chicago (Wight be much less suitable for ‘Blondes than New York, for instance. df they should deport the blondes to this city, and replace them with dark- haired maidens, things might be bet- ‘They might,” she added guard- You really mean it?” I asked “Certainly. America has always been regarded as a great melting pot, and it seems to me that the popula- “Blonde Is a Work of Art in Nine Cases Out of Ten. By a Mere Man, T is easy enough and comfort- able enough and safe enough i ((maybe) to love a brunette, ut the red-blooded male who wants pep and zest, a touch of danger in his affairs of the heart —to give them spice—demands the blonde. The blonde is a work of art in nine cases out of ten. She plays her part in @ purposeful way from the moment she ts the bleaching. She knows what st ts doing and what shg intends to do, ‘There is nothing accidental about her, She proposes first of all to da and then—to think ibover, She is fuir game because; she is herself a huntress. QC course the blonde t desirable of all, just from the caves desirable natural m as the the of ance is more Me cognate than wood and sugar The natural blonde by en- dowment as! the qualities that the alcouol burned has artificial Lionde poswésses by vir- tue of her iron determinatio t Bult an kind of « de 8 Abvetter than no blonde at all And if a girl born to the dull security th brunett taken the trouble and learned the urt of pictamorphosi«, all the more eredit to her, Bad for the sh Heou tea! A celobrated Hngiishman *S vented pect 6 tinted to neutralize the ¢ of too much blondr Those who are Those y weay & monoocle of t isking only one eye. And who unwilling risk one eye—well, are they worth tak- ing any trouble about? Let them fearfu] may wear such glasses. who are mer those me to even go faraway and marry the bru- nettes antl be done with it ‘The blondes are for rea! men. Your - Blondes IF YOU DON’T WANT "EM, WE DO And w You Don’t Think Eyed Girls Hate Brains, Read the Re- . marks of Some Experts. By Roger Batchelder. ‘So they have started the crusade the Flaxen-Haired, Blue- rk Evening World.) nce, the golden- over might. Moreover, baby blue eyes betoken an absence Uopyriant, i941, by the Prem Publishing Co. (Tae Mew Y » 66 aW Yark is a better place for blondes than Chicago," That ts the startliag dictum of Maggarct Lawre 4 blonde girl who became # Br oadway star the idea that light, fluffy halr and ti no tion has not been properly scattered, or rather, it has not settled in the ns of the country which pro- he proper environment But the blondes of Chicago?” 1 sugsested, ‘Are they not in. the clement on the Great Lakes? Is not the latitude wr as the gentleman asserts?” titude is perfect,” she de- hut the environment fs not at Lakes ure in- ond; they have not the tang, the atmoaphere of the ocean. There is no salt water there,” she smiled, “But [ cannot see why this man at tacks the light-ti ‘ed girls and wom- ntially a city of former imm and Northern rom Germs n you really favor the deporta- The tion suggested?" Not netually, of course, But there is one thing T shoultl like to suy," she broke in suddenly, her blue eyes flashing. "T regent fust tremendously the universal idea that a doll-like face, blue eyes ght hair be- toleen a lack of br y DO thing of the kind seem to t nothing but pr miles und remarks from blondes. Some of them seem annoyed if'a light-hatred gi common. s¢ shows brains and condition is. the same in Chicago is here; it's the same ¢ And ‘men should stop picking on us, simply be- culise we have blue eyes Why not have a pro-blonde league mba lis, se smiled and her blue ‘ ute. I'm doing my be to suuw ta blonde, on t can do , other ti not need x Some day um abl dos should P nity. And i iside ou ey ight to the Giegerich © of all trouble nde, “HHlstari- call explained the Judge, «the affinity cut x feur womar th and she still rat ‘ majority of und that come before me 1 that some bl na husdand'’s affect ons brunette man has stolen sapiently uble is that th Th sponded? tr ment a womun qualifies as a trouble maker she become diond, if eh hasn't undergone that peroxide bup- tism alrea ‘Some » to blond ess, but ach i tt the ul variety, the woman th a brunette temperament and is secon @ heart breaker to Ww red-haired siren “Men,” Miss Irving 1. “nat vrally admire lon than brunettes. The ble more fought af Thoy & r even when you add the number of volun teer blondes to the regular or natural rtlele What Is bliondness after of all but coloring or pigmenta blondes ure the most e:- of their kind. But Kome yens ia merely the ali: nd conceals glow'ng rere is the blonde who te genuine trouble maker.” he | Copyright. 10 bw The Brows Papiishing Ce ‘he New York Erentog W LOVES’ DAY To BE OuT '4 ils a tec \ YEs ( BEAUTIFUL ! IT'S BLOWING) AVUTTCE to WIND CAN'T |] THE WIND . \GO THROUGH QUR FUR GATS THE HOUSEWIFE’S SCRAP BOOK OMBS should not be washed BY Roy Ll, — (\SCARDELL “TAK JARR FAMILY . (The New York Evening World.) Copyright too eager to leave the home for moy- “E they are there with the intuition bg pictures and they'll keep fooling thing." too often because |t makes M R. ANE rive RANGHE piss Bredha powdering. ithe r noses and j Oh, tats anothe ube satit hot them brittle, Instead, clean called, and Mrs. Jarr took Mrs. @ heir friends t ill be that should be exploded,” began Rangle into her boudoir to t00 late, and we can stay home and Jurr, “And I'll tell you’ at SRA SHETy., With: SOW GNEE : 5 d ont be, comsortable.” ' But befote he could teil him Mrs rax, Rab this ep dry; then show the visiting Iady some recent ty that your method?" asked Mr. Jarr and Mrs, Rangle descended upon §theroughly polish the comb with purchases and to discuss various topy Tangle. them. “Ij bet you two know what $'*sue paper, ies that, while interesting to them, Sure!" was the reply. “And it wl- time it 1#" cried Mrs. Jarr. | “You foruahes bir PaebToe Onin kei ee i ‘4 Ee rvands, or Ways worke say ‘yes’ to every- are just dawdling there because you 37"! ple would not interest thelr husbands, or thing You kn wou can't ‘gue do not want us to go an here or see ainp flannel dipped in table salt. perhaps would be none of the busi- with a woman. anything. [an't that 80 pots can be removed by apply- nevs of the latter, No, they beat you at that,” said uy ‘yeu:’ yu are the origina " n Na a te mace of sawdust Meatwhiis Mr. Jace Fansih Bax 1s Rani tian,” whispered John W, Rang’ slightly dampened with water and ware is a Jase and Mr E ae hat's because woinen haven't log- "Hut Edward Jarre, marital coward, $4 fw drops of lemon juice, The ere in the front room amoking the jal minds,” remarked Mr. Jarr, rose tovhis feet, stuttering: “No, no, gpaste should be left on until last of Mr. Jarr’s holiday gift cigars "They are swayed by their emotions.” you are wrong, my dear! Rangle and $theroughly dry. It can then be and getting ashes all over everything, 's a good thing women | want to see the pletur Come, brushed off. of cor reason,” suggested Mr. Rang ohn; don’t keep the ladies waiting.” Gu. é They also discussed President-olc — a ; mai ec os Harding's Cabinet, the utter futility H R l T rh , h A L k of home brew and the trouble {t took ow a ea urki arem OoKs to set it like a hen, with the ladies of the uschold not Intere d in any or ite proces what effect the pro- posed biue law Sundays would ve on Ife a fine art, t stock mar- ket, the {ncome tax and how to mee it when one’s income was all gone, and other male mind’ matters of interest to the Meanwhile the ladies were d usa. {ng whether prices would com dow any more and | would follow suit, their children, thelr frien ‘What's keeping - the asked Mr. Jary finally, "I we were to go out night,” “I'd rather not go here, I'll tell the wor their friends an roubles women thougi to the movies t omfortabiy geplied Mr Kangle. “But I suppose there's no cavape Maybe they won'l want us to go we se Willing,” supgested M darr. “L have no money to leave ye in my will, old chap, but out of es- teem and hep to you, - ‘wil giv the tn you v exper advice instilled by a Wagebful life ie thie: tf yor want to have your own way at hoin let your wife have hers in everytht Be a ‘Yes man “What do you mean, a ‘Yes man?’ asked John W. Rangle dubiously “Why, say ‘yes’ to every suggestion they make,” Mr, Jarr explained, “Tf remember when I was first married of nife and this advice and 1 said I didn’t want to go to church, and jt made a lot of = trouble, Then I said I did want to go, FOS TAN TIN SOLE. and, !n consequence, seldom had Now if you don't waft to go out the movies to-night, you call to y wife and set up a ciamor that you want to go. I'll join in and then t women will momt Jikely think we) are how just goes to show tions Here's Turkish bi little we cu an authentic photogr m by & British officer tru and imaginw Plashing nymphs; no gorgeous costumes and bow Dh nin a ing Just a drab, matter-of-fact, overyday twentieth »limpld pools century Oriental setting with @ trace of W slaves tak stern flavor. _ FRIDAY, JANUARY 14, 1921 Have You a Tom Sawyer in Your Home? If You’re His Father, Listen! The “Big Brothers” Tell You What Is N Bringing Up Boys From Ten to Fifteen. By Marguerite Mooers Marshall, Tl, by the Press Publishing Co, IAT can we do’ for New York's Tom Sawyers and Huck Finos= Wi the “just plain boys" between ten and fifteen? ‘e can do a lot and—and we don't. do much. Bepecially [tf That s,why the Big Brother Movement | Copyright “we" are fathers a new drive for fathers instead of for funds. The Mig Brothers them- selves stood in loco parentis Inst year to more than 1,300 boys who hadn't the right dort Tatherly Influence in their lives, Tut just because there are so many these young- sters, the Big Brothers fee! that alt the live, intelligent, affectionate and conscientious fathers should look aftet thelr own Instead of ‘ducking their job of fatherhood as so many do at present “The truth is," Rowland C, Shel- don, general secretary of the Big Brother Movement, told me tn his oMes at No, 200 Fifth Averiue, “that the average father thinks he does his duty by his family when he earns the living and pays the bills, And if a boy gets Into trouble the com- mon {mpulse is to blame his mother Why always put it up to her? Nine- teen mothers out of twenty do every- thing for their children which their intelligence suggests. And the limi- tation of their Intelligenre often ts due to the fact that in our soclety there is practically no preparation for the Important job being a mother, “The father’s position i» different. ‘As 1 said, he is far too much inclined to think that being a father means tnerely paying the bills 1c means a great deal more. 1 know ie is busy, 1 know he comes home tired at night. But he Is neglecting the finest and most Important thing in his life if ho neglects the duty of companionship with his sen.” i “and ian't It true,” I suggested, “tha, at this period in a boy's life, betweed ten and fifteen, on which you are now concentrating, the father 18 the per- gon who can really influence him? It seems to me that at this time ¢ven the nicest poy’s attitude toward bis mother and other feminine influences is one of benevolent contempt.” “which is in no way her fauit,” agreed Mr. sheldon, "but is the result of perfectly natural causes. At that age @ boy is turning from 4 baby into a man, and he craves the point of view and the companionship of men, rather than of women. “The boy between ten and fifteen ts like @ Uttle boat in whioh there is an unskiiful rower. It goes first to one side, then to the other, It lacks bal- ance—and so does he, He is a man in the morning, with the ideals of a man, he is a baby ih the afternoon, who will do the most inane, the most preposter- Byen in the space of one ous thin hour the adolescent boy will be baby and a man. That is “He lacks concentration. largely attributable to physiological causes, incident to bis age, and !s responsible for bis indolence and his slowness, so far as bad training or bad health may not be blumed. “The age of adventure, the wan- derlust, also comes between ten ana * Mteen.” v r. Sheldon told me some of he thinks he believes fathers shoula do for boys in this critical period of their lives, f : “Every father,” he said, “no mat- ter how busy his own life, should manage to give one hour a day to hip son or sons, and at least half the duy on Sunday. A father ought to be a pal to his son. Even in a@ city like New York the Sr 90) A laces—the paris, the #h ds Sthers—where a man and & boy can wander in search of adventure. “WwW boy is between ten a Fee futher should talk with him simply and seriously about the father’s own work and Onanclal posi- tion. How many boys of this age know whether their father’s moaey comes hard or easily, know how much insurance he carries, know even what insurance means? Yet they should be taken into the confi- dence of their fathers. If they are not, is it to be wondered that they spend their allowance fooltably and © without any steady ser - Kponmbility. as regards the family AerMhink it would be an excellent plan if eaoh father and son worked out together @ rating for the boy ae- cording to the Big Brother chart. which Is a, sort of score-card for such qualities as honesty, truth, morality, religion, cleanliness, habits, work oF school, demeanor, regularity and thrift. And In discussing theee qual- ities with their sons, fathers should emphasize thelr importance from the business point of view, their value n fitting boys to succeed in Ute The hoy between ten and fifteen heeds bis father's companionship; he needs his father’s help in keeping his balance,” Mr. Sheldon summed up. ‘That is, unquestionably, the ideal f the enlightened American parent When it 1s fulfilled, the boy probably profits, Yet, on the other hand, are the aplendid English chil jren, kept in the nursery when they aiv yoo sent from the nursery to he public schoo! and the university How intimate are they with the fathers, dui childhood and ado- a Huck Finn or in (The New York Svening World.) starting leseence? And is there anything so exhausting for the intelligent and o- Phisticated adult mind—particulariy after it has done a day’s work—as* the companionship of extreme youth? Can the members of different gener= ations be real “chums?” Is it natwe ral? [ wonder! oe COUDTSHID MARDIAGE 9 BY BETTS VINCENT Cor alate Feta Oe “ EAR MISS VINCENT: Cae you advise me in my prob- lem? Am young man, thir- ty, very much in love with a girl of eighteen. She that personally 1am not un ut that my barrier to other than friend- e ship. 1 look and act younger than my age and feel as | did ot twenty. | am powerless to remodel my age, though would ceety. any other fault she found. What shall | do? Keep on trying to win her love? Or should give up? My own parents have twelve years between them—the same difference-rand they have been hap pily, married forty years, with three , thy « tp Is “ye Lope 4 ave a slight excess of on part of the husband? | nave lots of ond will abide by your de- . Puasibly | am doomed to be a bachelor, as young men of to-day are fies oa Lae inaesletty Sener ey ap ic le achieved the latter, | and am toe "What a world! “TEMPUS FUGIT.” Brace up! | do not believe that y ound to be a bachelor. Of o is only a matter of “how: you feel,” out if the eighteen-year- old lady insists that there is tow wreat a difference in your age, re- member that all eighteen-year-olf girls do not feel that way. What you say about most young men not being financially sound unti) thirty is quite true. Let me add that an el le bachelor of thirty need have no fears in regurd to future marriages. Wait until the mammag get after you! “Dear Miss Vincent: In my neigh- borhood there is a young lady whony | am very anxious to meet. | was thinking of wri note, 1 hould fike to Pp to call. She knows who | am, | am quite sure. the ja an only ohild and Tae not wish to be improper or give her a note which she can all ‘ound. What de you think? AL.” A note would hardly be proper when you bave not even @ apeaking acquaintance with.her, Since she lives right in your neighborhood I ghould think you could find some friend who knows her. However, re~ member that “faint heart ne'er won fair Jady.” “Dear Miss Vincent: | am twenty-four and never had a love affair. Nor do | see any bright- news ah of me to attain the most precious things in life, | d not amoke, drink or Py cards. Sometimes | get discouraged, however, and think that the meanest fellows (the kind who loaf on the corners) the best Sry ioe Hand bles eri ane one. jay the 9 a Am | right? FAITH.” Just remember that last name of yours—'Fuith.” You have a spie: did start in life, Keep it up and any day you will meet “the right girl.” - eT ITTLE Miss Muflet Sat on a tuffet And threw her curds away For right there beside her She suddenly spied her Bond- Bread-and-milk for the day.