The evening world. Newspaper, November 18, 1920, Page 33

xtra! Wilt Irwin Confesses! Arrested More Times Than Any . Respectable Citizen in New York hed by a Boston Copper for Frivolous Driving of a llivver. oa By Fay Stevenson. No More Bad Manners. For New York School Kids They Are to Be Taught How to Behave at Table SS eee IT MUST BE WHAT AN ° cc A Comyttab?. 1980, by The Pree Publishing Ca, (The New York freeing Wor And in Company Lees AWFULTHING dts RWIS laulew GS pédlés any: color’ gee eorere nan uy / men, hay the distinction of world, mong, BY Marguerite Mooers Marshall. Wit ae TISTO sali |(he Rone airesiee Fo “GUT, ten teens cla Se AGW Chesterfield in any New eee et ITA IRE FREEZE ! Rpectablo citizen of New York. He about theae honors. Although moat P York public school before long, NO DOLL FOR SYLVIA. ———_——- eonay Gai beck peri ac aa Of the arrests oveurred at the begin- = n nd he'll answer. For a movement ts on foot to teach courtesy to the young. One may Lope they will not depart from 1t when they are old enough to go to ning of the World War, not a werd did he breathe about his’ “prison neo- ord” until a few days ago n the whole thing leaked out “It's useless to try to keep. ‘prison meetings of the Board of Ustimate Teconds’ 4 secret,” Mr. Trewin confessed the Lockwoud committee! At as he sat in his apartanent at No, 287 last meeting of the Teachers’ Central Park West, and owned up to Council it was voted to ask the Board of Superintendents to frame a detail- ed, definite course .n manners, graded from the kindergurten through the high school, and cumpulsory for every boy and girl in the pupee sehvol sy every “darned arrest.” “Phe other day [ waa pulled in Boston for gnor- ing & policeman's signal; anid I was too frivolous with my Mvver. “The Judge looked me ever with & condescending glance and demanded, tem, Not less than twenty intuutes a ‘Have you aver been arrested before?” Week is to be devoted to this tmpor To which I replied meekly, ‘Not im tant subject—so imporiant that an thia country.” Whereupon I was eds of years old, keth uian.” principal ts chaoman english motto, huud M informs us, Because [ J. Arnola of Public 11s, of the committee which recoumoended this new course, 1 callea va hits tu his school office, at Fourti Avenue and Fifty-ninth Street, Brookiya, to ask for more particulars. “What sort ot huers m H THING OF THE PooR WHO PROPER CLOTHES\ TO KEEP'EM = ay WARM! AVEN 'T THE THINK OF PEOPLE SHIVERING WITH COLD ! THERE 'S MANY A SHIVERER ae recognized a9 a dangerous charagter and my whole ‘record’ came out,” “And may I ask just how many times you have been arrested?” T asked Mr. Irwin with judicial stemm= ness, 4 But Mr. Trwin only threw beck Ms ead and gave one of his typical Will lrewin laughs. ea DESL ape ea |) “Times?” he queried. “Why I've ng to teach New York children?” ‘ been arrested so many times that I asked ‘i lost count long ago. - If T had a mean} “Good manners!" smiled Mr. Ar- Sylvia May Cody of Oakland, Cal. AG prefers “Blliy,” hs pat Honey bear iron for each offense I would look like @ At the table?” I particularized. “Certainly,” he replied. “As I sco it, table manners should be @ most important feature of any course in the general subject. It 1s Just such detailed instruction as how to eat soup or which knife of two to use for meat that those of us who recom~- mended the course feel children tion for cleanliness must deal with particulars—cars, teeth, &c—eo the teaching of manners should deal with particulars—the formulas of correct introduction, touching the cap when u boy meets a girl or a lady, stand> ing when an older person entere the room InstrycHoa ie menners is the right of aii cnuarem, ang an illustration of the American principle of equal op- portunity. Why shouldn't a boy, no matter how poor and primitive his home environment, learn how to-con- duct himself in such a manner that not be embarrassed whatever the surroundings bis energy and am- pition very likely will earn for him, after ne leaves school? Only with : anid me, although she never offers any. “It so happened that I was the only freat difficulty, and at the cost of with Miss Doolittle. Everybody who body anything.” éne in the party whe conkt speak + fnubs and heirt-burnings, will he sat on a chair, intentionally or by ac- ‘Now that you have paused for prench, and when the Gagmans en- Fi exer, tuon! thé {GFIAUIRS Cl ninant wae Auadice Gente. Le Gel: Seino: a breath, will you kindly tell me what (on) Coovain T was vi courteous human Intercourse. |. lections amounted to §%, which the —————._ = = YOu are talking ako uh: Rae Wh one ane 1 : ; myself,” added Mr, Arno! hi He = -— _ os pare nesemneennepttnenne Ray CS ee © talking about, and are you talking to explain our mission, IT was a man drink out of a fingers poetess will give some poor little ; . ie : ¥ oe bout & man or a woman or both?” promptly arrested, You ane I have a t be aloinly, mnorantc UE warring) derelem. said olen) one AKING AlN ANT AGE°F CHILDREN yoni Or ' wsked Mr. Jarr, very slowly and @@ shock of yellow Mair and wear pec i w je have bi ht comes to Delhi. fter the popcorn } 4 ! 4 peratel " . na he was in school? A teacher vag eaten Mr. Pettibone suggested 4 ceenne 24 4 LOEB > & Ly “Why, you know whom J am tatk- tacles, Aud was promptly taken for = 5 told me of taking gut ony of his, that the hostess read a ppem. Copyright, 160, by ‘the Pres Publishing Co, (ihe New York Evening World. @®BY MarR = fig ehoutt, Aela Aare. IN B- COMER Ney, ER One tie Oe Beh: TOL A Boe ware tage) nets ia ses MET GONEUAND EPRRACReCGE DMI When te Nter theca Cds arden: GUERITE /\OOERS MARSHALL © '« about thors, Pye aad the thought it auch a good joke they, i y made ana t K AD a hen he does ne isa ¢ cose) thy 6 during rat, correct thing, and yet the results, he sugg I do love Evening World writes me as gtrous inember of society at best. Comvrtadt, 1980, by The Prose Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) see tho silty things they do with the Yote@ Unanimously to make. aie the (3 said, were appalling, The other ’ follows: ut when such a dishonest one goes FN love there is always one who 4 lady ever squoked, It is an exas- money, Not that they'd give any- Star arrestee on all future occasions. « wunile travelling in the subway ea," said Mrs. Boggs, “it so far as to short-change a Little boy, Ha Aitote Aare iba is Finnair eye ‘ b ' through a good residential section of one doesnt have to pay for the My boy was on the Putnam and je is indeed a menace to mankind. throws all the carts on the Perating babit, the girls will agree, [hl EAT ee ead waa: coe ee ae, ee « Hrookigny fsaw three schoolboys be- This quip was passed off merrily, Ts Street car one morning on his He has no heart at Jail \8 too table and one who keeps an ace *#¢e the place for their cigarettes Ree ouin to you, Leoud bard: Sek, eMRNOe Mer | Irwin ae | Boe aune eoedonb ur nd then Miss Doolittle read a rhyme way to high school, and he handed food for him i e who keeps aa fecatilinidtha toma Tene a straight, t . quickly as we could, we made eur q A a eas she had written ® 1 the conductor a quarter which I had . ‘The pathetic side of tt all ls that or two ‘up his (or her) sleeve. “What did she tell you?” asked Mr, way to a litte town called Felts, which f It follows The average prosperous American ' and shouting and lurching a given binwis ceate to be used that ‘¢ Rood, honest, faithful and kindly — 7»,, ane Prony * Jarr. “You need hide the fatal secret is right on the border line between they disturbed every one else in te J love to sit before the grate ieee) venta j to {onductors, of which there are lesion, he woman who writes advice to is one who holds nis wife as SoMe- jo jonger! ‘Trust me, little one, and Germany and Holland, Crowda’ ef i Fee eee rach natanOee AB TREAD | Ging coatanatere aventno day and the remainder, which was 10 have many times to suffer for the the marr: ap divarcineca Hume S sdaararthanent js all wilt be well!” io i" . that fave induced the majority of the | 7h rai ne ‘ B cents, I told him tw keep for the next reputation of the bad ones. arried, after divorcing a hus- thing dearer than his golf, a little sil will Oe wel. nonsenae!* eaid pecble massed through here, 2 agian : recomme \ course 1 Watching, the embers until late ans herefore, the quicker t ° conduc band or two, is like the woman who better than his car. Mrs. Jarr testily. “You think you're saw so many different nationalities . tie public wehools.” Belicving and not deceiving Whe conductor had no change Sine nee re etttoe trav be SYS she knows all about children— Stuiles, as well as tears, are the funny tf deen tolling 04 collected togethor i my lite. The r 1S Board Guperintens How nice it is to see the coals, he said: ‘1 will give you t Yor the good conductor aGka bunieiiiannt Promissory notes of wrinkles, and th) Mr Sityver et eho if he has tOW? Was neutral and usually when 9 1 js supposed to shape the A sight that is not shopacorn when L-come bac Thus thia mother might, therefore, r . Ume is an inexorable creditor, the Et I'd }ike to have one or People reached it they fully expressed 4 se anya: Tne cN tne re We go and get the kernels of gold, “When he came back my boy asked js API" Hee tHe CORA URLS. OERBAL A sreat educator says that in bis 4 \oman can forgive a man for have the money to,” sald Mr: Jarr, Hae Sam OF Se birt poet Fe | est, his ideas as to how tt sbo gS s a tie ead lo) " o hat shi 8 * 1 . “ |. hasn't she? : quest, Ila And have some nice pop-corn, | him for the change and he said, ‘I did ally Make her way in the YOU no man while out riding with jis sins moro easily than for his “Hin Wife hay a maid. hasn't she?” woman with wonderful yelow eats : irse all manners taught 411) sister's child, Teaney Ricketts, give it to you,’ and the boy an- wo one should make any one virtue. having a valet—the idea is ridicu- sree sreomes e the Jan heures: and ' he pointed j . + swered, ‘No, you didn’t, hut the con- Who es in touch with her want " : heck ; ust sald Mra, Jar, wouldme seated on her baggage, But outside j A little mouse did murder, ductor dhelatad ont ceasing. (hat net r ; WOMEN OF NOTE. Sometimes a cat says “Me-ow! [iihge. of her unusual beauty 'T paid no ate Teeney, do not ve so cruel. wave it to him Especially ts this matter most im- wea Me-ow!” and sometimes she asks ‘Yes, you would, you'd change ‘tention to her and we atood about / bm ‘ rticular instance. GENTLE but powerful in : everythin the monoy.” sald ®8¢ chatted moat indiacrestly Ti must not go any further As my boy of a quiet dispos ther bring to ac- fluande coves Oliver Cron you if you really ought not to think $7eryin aa “after atime we dropped into a cafe But getting back to the grate tion, he would not s rascal, g well, Such @s no one else @ about reducing "Maybe I ud, but T don't see t© get 4 drink, ang then [ was sum pe cibabone palace: abenbcin tHe Habis ed int é a aoe st auaiteliing about It ree Moned by the’ beautiful young lady, ,ddress the SIR AAU HO BARE) Re aae he id yh at we Ad, wits exe by his second Since the woman of to-day ex- Mra darn etn a eat | who asked me many questions, While eld ‘ore the grate let us sit quietly, oine Lome with and the t und favo : pects « man to make a living before heve . the noney. But | do know 1 Was chgaged in conversation Davis » 8P ad HEV Or PAA le CMner w began to wigwag to me to get away t 4nd be happy, yes indeedy : sm Chay he begins make love, he . - that It's ridiculous fur Mr. Stryver to} o wigwag to me to ge ay p td order t 10 1 who fe . he beging to mak he often be ae ee tlet Why. both he and Mra, from her quick, When J reached him Miss Doolittie explained that ashe it 1 a worse comes so inter din the former Qtrever are reading « book, ‘Instruc. he said the proprietor of the cafe had z rades one of lad 1 the word leedy 08 au 4 mi i daar si pursuit that he indefinitely postpones to 4 Man Servant, [ saw it on Upped him off that this beautiful ereme J | ense ad lib because whe fe Paar Nee ipe . ¢ led born at Iunting- @ the latter able and peeked Uhrough it while ture was a German spy would realize the f as 1 have four ¢ na ¥ yo ‘ 1 and married John : Mow. Stryver waa at the telephone.” “Soom after that we took a tam 1 ood old Southern expres wage ¢ Lam tying m sare A Confession is the soul's negligee: “Was it interesting?” asked Mr, which, after many changes, was to , you should have seen ¢ to give t 1 s the ¢ 4 + Jarr. reach Flushing. The German v I'a guests when the poem was read! I need, and Lh ha your own, It is one should be very careful before Ti wan silly.” sald Mra. Jarr, ‘Rule heard us talking and knew where nuld moms they were stunned With ductor gets hia money 0 east help this mother whom it is worn 1 in; ‘Please come into my room we were going. Alas, we saw her beard , not rea table admiration neame the tur Wall keop on doing the same thing to ——-- — Hes —. uletly and take everything in sight our train, But on the car the eons and show t Ar st ave = rybody applauded with great other senool children ° e 1 wore the night before, clothes, ductor told us not to change where we on ting manners should not 8 What this conductor deserves is a t Ch A W shoes, underclothing—all.” had planned and gave us another stop- Mai aneealy fatter of precept; the All were good old-fashioned licking, But the e a on on apptes re eaang ‘Maybe he means he'll Ne tn bed off. We saw the German spy get oft # ehildren sh have a chance to = law does not allow us to be revenged all day,” said Mr. Jarr, at our planned destination, and as the er es 1 ildren, the way ons Rien a beets sin the 4 Rounpen OF f - : t a Hy a aur “he oe train rolled On We gave (hres ate “For still older children, . f all the despicable things ee a F 0 e valet must lay cusera Wut the cals saen 't to beh n the presence of the op SCIENCE NOTES world, the worst is where an ab pri ty another sult, shirt and collar and 80 jater tn england and We were ceentee posite sex 1s a matter which should sty ; bodied man takes advantage of a lit- on, and one rule sald: "My bathrobe aly arrested. ee ‘ot be neglectex 10 an average annual Pro-§ tle chil: pera will, you stan pte ) . APiataves UAE ttm Gor leat to Wal W duction ef °$00,000,000 ‘fore @ Tete pavtiouing Gane as (a above pee daa hath ans Wake 7 btrange to way.’ concluded Mr. on the outside when he is with a several years, the world 18§ those nickely mean a lot to. this ened gt Ce tae Me let her learn to thank him for Qgradually increasing the number of § mother, This conduttor has not on Say,” asked Mr. Jarr, “are you !% England. J was the first corte easant afternoon when he leaves @diamonds that are mined each year.§ 5} : ‘ar stryve oing to hi ependent to write the account of fm i plea a. n wh shaken the 8 nh men and sure Mr. Stryver is going to have @ ynit, er after taking her to (he moving — has shown him a example, but udying to be some- DAttle of Ypres and it did not tind pictures. — @ behavior in. trains A Mediterranean mollusk tslocally§ pe jas doubtles him in usiness in his ine fAVer 1b England. That is why eo | 9% ind other public places should the suk worm of the sa, a8} some senae bf some necessity, Me ey Ryany ecpbiee (old aul thks hee part of the instruction. And fibre from which clothing § worse than a thief ‘Ob da val toe elt heave tego to Jeu aaa EG And pilates 2 thief pilen Mes Kee hoya ho story was printed Lord North- tuctions: that a gentleman ' man ee eeerietinetetiaie ine 80.1 of common told mo that I was in fom wented to a lady, a younger lady (case with & reversible side im ‘ i ther atv Hee atid mi o an older one, a fon Of lenser K two addresses, has been eae By Will B. Johnstone. ber Rosslp that h w from tw ib pleats on each “You, sald Mr. Jarry, “nc vil and the deep blug geclal position whore socla 4 for shipping clothing be- \ ppeal t Couyzigat, 1920. by The Prowe P aol ening Co dooadily khow. Ani dear hal of the Isay. The p r be able to a » Mr, Stryy ro T went. they would oe ee oe eae Ae ee Hila, she oh he nie Na ond wear the business Johnny WW ‘ rn-up is ‘still worn in tt A tne mala cent the guy that wrote that tions are ant, end 40 ——~ While h je anus RIO, top! Have a bud form, deucediy «few fashionabie tail ae was * ay to manage Greenland bireh, the world’s aaa ean , ! what the London eha w they don't carry lunch t ne them with plain bo! wouldn't have a valet. anc th Hy ecdll tont tree, grows leas than throes Miiysere tone, for many otter paring thi @ > to bustnews in frock coats; mer , And here's a’ hombate Ls 3 ad Miva, Jane, Isic and Ars,” Not And I hoped, as [caine away, that Qinches in height, but often covern® treachery urd va nie ate natend the nWwagger dros ; f of both dress coats “Not if you will do me a great : the new course in would §two or three feet of ground 4 ‘a Ra ae ee 4 a 9 ng ri odd ¢ ond isers wit vests run to le led points. fy sald Mr. Jarr. “Please, oh, ought T was through with Ja ypecialize in this -— before) the oor acme dene a eae ve thing, my dear! of touc ‘olor. But they atil Mt clevan? please, put a button on my vest". | life when I returned to America, so. on, Because con- An Itallan actentist has developed? case is bad MER he ntetie Far qainie Ine ton dc fou bright te ithe aitk hat hoppers world sy : rhe ties for day wear are very thin, No," aad Mra Jarr, “you don't you oan wade retand my hurnitiasien: \mporary Queen Sa method of identification of in 1a on en WAG Aiea from ae HRN r 5 ol of an E} entle; es, making & ‘knot, a very dapper need a valet. You think you mar- When that Boston copper took me in Vie Helgians, recently. vised a Qdividuain by means of the velas ia te, company usually consoles hira- Right-o, the Jolly olf acarlet of the rawther, effect, I fancy, Shadow plaids aro Heat onet for being frivolous with my flivyer, was whe who Was presented to (thelr hands Cee phones feet Sh Fem, Sua 4 poh ee ™ XK are demsorn are aul Be mods quite the Ging. nd to make @ bit of 4 then she sighed again and That will be the hardeat part of my ise. Hylan! , is ought to startle our Yenkee 0 sh jake—the checks crime to live down, il Wy and Mise, Hylan Rea’e man be is making of Rimselt says the World Traveler for Nol 6 ee een Tone, Vena. Teaw ene HAY? commenced to search for needle ard career But— | Java, to all the dolls In the world. * MAEU: OOLITTL should recetve. SY Stor Dunxrye .) BY ROY L.MECARDELL | Buropeans who never got anything . “staan hore Deen suet i 4 comps ion Dm pete | SEE THE NICE corti i atreanee oats eae te ena general way tn the achools since 1917, New York Evening Wats.) * Fur COAT (Phe Niw York Evening World) om ‘98. YOUR, rtd thas? But we feel that, Just a» our teach- TLABHLLE MAE DOOLITTIaa BLL, wouders will never ence?” I asked, and & said ‘funniest’ ers who make the morning examina- the noted posters ef Delhi, ceasel” said Mrs. Jarr. “I because that was the spirit Mr. gave a grate party at her home Wednesday evening, at which all the guests eat before an open fireplace aiid told riddles and ate opoors. Among those who attend- ©& were P. Giles Pettibone, the ton- sortal artist; Mrs, Cutey Boggs; Edie tor Alex Appleby of the Basoo; Queenie Kerang, a society girl of Bump's Wells, Okla.; Mrs, Gkeeter O’Brien, La Belle Skiffington, the lancer at the Picture Honse; Hector Bean, the witty drug-store clerk, and Constable Pelee Brown and Mra. Brown, ‘The grate party {den was original ae oe ¢ KEEP NE WARM cousins, wot? They get their fullness came near laughing in her face when she tojd lb to me, but, of course, I didn't.’ And yet it seems strange to me that everybody is talk- ing about hard times coming, after the goog times of the war which we didn't expgrience, the good times I mean, Yet those people seam to be just rolling in money, and the less othér poople have the more they have, Of course I don't begrudge them, and the only way to get ading with rich people is net to ask them for ange thing, and anyway, I think myself as good as she is and wouldn’ thing from her {ft she offe ba. frie ae \ nl prize skater. The London Bobbies and the French gendarmes pinched me every time I stuck my nose over their borders. ‘The Germans got me twice and the Duteh put me behind the dare once. In fact I got so used to enforced visits in jail I felt lone- some when they gave me a night oat. / ‘The Ttattang were about the only Irwin seemed to take it all in. “ri te) you all about that” laughed the premier arrestee, “but first let me explain how I happened to be the first war cortespondent ar- ‘A cigarette Lighted, the atory, secret all these years, began: “The moment the war broke out I rushed over to Belgium with a lot of other war correspondents, In our especial party there wave Irvin Cobb, Jom 'T. MeCuteheon, Arno Doagh- Flourot, Richard Handing Davis and Miss Mary Boyle O'Reilly, yeu I cere ee a ee