The evening world. Newspaper, October 4, 1920, Page 20

* + Ah COMIC PAGE | heidi sel A Se THE NEW PLAYS k “Don’t Tell” -A Good Bit of Scotch 4 By CHARLES DARNTON these dry days there's a good bit of Gootch to be taken from “Don't | Deu” at the Nora Liayes Theatre, for the simple reason that Mr. and 4 Grahain Moffatt are the real thing. | Play is ahethor thing—not ‘to mention quality. It is chiefly con- with a young suffragette, and ‘so It becomes an old subject in this » The girl is sent to jail, but ehe comes out of it looking very wel play of life in Glasgow is amusing in character, Mr, and Mra. Moffatt funny, and the other members of the company suggest Giasgow with @ommonplace qualities. The acting am a whole is excellent | “Merchants of Venus” you like epigrams you can get your fill of them with “Merchants of) ‘at the Punch and Judy Theatre. The author and chief actor, Alan fairly smacks his lips over them. The play is an abeurd thing ‘on the idea of women who marry for mohey, In it, Carroll tomas attractive that she should figure in the final scene. Unfortunately, thc ‘who happens to be the author can’t forget himself About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY acquainted with her, Pres- { By Way of Diversion. } ident Wilson wired Florence his best wishes for her, success | What's the use of waasing time? occasion of her opeping a8 8) gpoot or drop the gun. 35 “The Mirage” hgerisnod hea Procrastination is a crime, according to the Iwyn pub- sity disseminator. Fritiay a reporter eB nngde iste speath ea Nore ©a New York newspaper called on ° ‘pron Indy and was told about | Tackle dt and get it through, wire. Don't let work pile up on you, t's interesting,” said the re+| Shoot or drop the gun, “But I can’t print it.” y not?” asked the press lady. use our paper is Republican,” the reply. thus the Harding campaign “Barrowly avoided a roa) disaster, "STONE TO-MoRRdW NIGHT. Stone and his “Tip Top” com~- arfived from Philadelphia yes- and rented apartments at the hie ey ‘Theatre. Last night the scenic | of Alice Duer Millér can't come. ous’ bon Binge th to-nignt| , Doris Moore has been engaged by Kugel in cods will be a full dress rehearsal. | {he °hwininn H, Pont in ile 16 show Will open to-morrow night. | recting. Dillingham will see it from Gill, thé Brooklyn tenor, is in the top gallery. singing “You Tell Me Your Dream” —— are’ i b daily at lunch time at the Fri yo ‘ELMAN SCORE FINISHED. chu Siod ib. There will be ‘ial matinee per- Mig ap yy Abr cable | rormancen ly all the Broadway I n London of the Violinist will sui for | &ttractions on Coluntbus Day, Oct. 12, York Boon with the completed he ce grend ‘ Of the operetta which this man- ANGWERS TO INQUIRIES. will prouuce in Vevemper, Jack O'Hagan—Woot, woot, Jack! — J. Bronx—WNe heard. of it. OUR VALENTINE. Gleason & Block have “The Rainbow ri” on tour, Fe polity a axe'ua to think of]. A. Levy—Yee, Hirsch did, Otto fe should be pleased to, .|Harbach wrote the lyrics and most y. The poem: * of the bopk the evenwmg sun is setting, dd from labor you are free, then of others you are thihking, Will you sometimes think of met ¥ e LTHOUGH he ts not personally Hitch your belt and show some speed, Shoot or drop the gun. Energy's @ vital need, Shoot or drop the gun. He who wine avoids delay, Finishes a task eath day. In conclusion I will say, “Shoot or drop the dice.” seeseees aoe: od ATTENTION! Mary Bay of “The Greenwich Vi- lage Follies” wishes it distinctly un- derstood that she is the only real blonde dancer in tho show and not the wearer of the iden wig. = TO STAR CANTOR. Messrs. Saubert bave placed 6 Cautor ubder @ long-term cun- | 404 will sar him in a pew play Jamary. huuie is im “Broadway ties” at the Winter Garden, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Valentine Jory, actress, saw a sign eading: “For Sale, a Cow DOROTHY SHOPS. FOOLISHMENT. ethy Wtdno, daughter of Fred| 7 seked @ girl to didner, » went to & big s.ore last week She said she couldn't go. vine linoleum. A clurk utwawed| 7 qaked er why she couldn't, yOu @tler rou Of ae buiny siuil, ee it diga’t suit. Jt was wll tue Bhe said she didn't know, bad, #0 he took ber name aad and promised to bave some! J asked her if she’d wed me, Mane way. saued. the clack, She said she couldn't say. iow much do you want to Low A It seema too bad that any girl Minough to cover the botwm of « cage,” replied Alias Swpe. Should treat me that-a-oay. A MUSICAL DENTIST. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Dreyfus of the T. QB. Harms Teacher—Where was the Declara- y, music publishers, deciares | tion of Independence signed? every person, i bis heart, is @ Willie—At the bottom. writer. ——>————— jmme in Philadeiphia tbe other SOUNDS LIKE BOSTON. Wf said Max iast night, “and had TER?" to cue, 1 went into tie first OnE : « oftice I could find and w Yes, darling. chair by a denti#t with “What in that strange phe Oe Oe worked OB} nomenon, ocourrlag at alarming in- me ative, 7 A your home town? he|'rvals, by which the whole firme ‘ 4, ment appears to be tluminated for “gt New York,’ I replied. 4n infinitesimal space of time, leav- - hea Wtiness ing all In impenetrable darkness?” #*Music publishe: anol “He quit work right there, dug six That, my precious, is lightning of his own composition out of | You must go to sleep now,’ Gesk and sang five of them to me| “Just one thing more, I note after t! sone escape,’ sconrace, aa) each manifestation of nature you cal) ther dentist finished 16 job. 4 | lightning there follows @ dull, lin- udeville ai him I was a vaudeville dancer" | pe ring reverberation, commencing sharply and fortiesimo, rumbling, if COULDN'T BE DONE. tumbling away withethe most grad- Bonia Serova, dancer, lost her cook| uel ¢@iminuendo, vanishing at last ay, ‘That evening @ friend] into allence aa black as the darkness Miss Serova on U one. |that swallowed the light. What ts Co;ne over and play bridge,” said | thatr'* friend, “Phat is only thunder, caused from “Gan't,” replied the dancer. “Got| the lightning.” THe stay here and play Bridget.” ‘The baby, mother explains, was a born only last November, and had GOSSIP. never observed a thunder storm untt Bi Mprence Walton"is home from Eu-| Weunewday night —Kansas City Star Se Lynch has a new sketch Naing toile Sen, ynob has a n ch by SiGe ; Mcintyre with songs by aL SOUTH SIDE MAN, starting to] | work the other morning, hap-| pe pater Madame" moves from the | pened to think of something he to the Fulton to-day, There; had forgotten, and returned to the be Wednesday matinees. house to get it, Paul has joined the cast of While walking about the kitchen Night Boat” at the Liberty ham Lincoln” scored a hit in|*tei7® Considerably alarmed he despite the fact that the| °#lled: Gropped dur-| “What in the work is the matter, Mary; has anything happened?” There oakente cllence, then TOR, to enat your ea; who did you think tt wag? “I beard some one walking about down there and I thought it was a burglar. “But the note’ “T was mak: WHEN THAT WorAN i ASKED You ABOUT THE WALL STREET’ Bons 1 SPOKE Y'DIDN'T KWow , THERE y'are siR — “THERE'S A CAR “THaT'LE START AT THE MENTION OF “Th' woRD AN’ wuar’S MORE — 1 Dor’ T WANT ANY GoiLeR Way USES GAS LIKE A FISH USES WATER! YEAH - AN’ FoR EVERY NICKEL 1 SAVED ON GAS -| \'D HAFTA SPEND A DIME on REPAIRS I! =~ MY MOTTO IS— | “TRY ANY THIN QNCE Let's GO! JUS COME OVER HERE — \VE GOT “TH' BOAT You'Re! LOoKIN' FOR , IF Y' WANT, FUEL ECONOMY} MARY, “Run DOWN “16 “THe CORNER AND GET ME A CIGAR. — HeRe.'S THe “TEN CENTS — 4HD ANOTHER DIME — You cAN Buy YOuRSBLF SOME CANDY, weit. T see you VE YOuR CANDY. WHere Ss MY ont- cue 2 Tim Aways FALLIN’ DOWN ~ OF THe DIME 3' Down » THe GRATING — cause. I cost YOUR DIME Down THE GRATING — Te EN I SAY ET MATCHES ‘YouR HAIR AN’ ERLAND HERE SAYS FT DOESN'T THAT GWEAT BIG RED CATIPELLER {> WHAT T Pur SUCH A RUMPUS Wye » | The first returns at the polls from some of the old standbys seem to isn't such a thing ax the good o are frivolous and flighty, sa Now In the time If you know of*an 1 and if you don't like heg tell why you prefer the mode republic on record? 12, What American President: was known as the “Rall-Splitter?” ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, + % Mascagni; 3, Cre-| Why Work For It? ‘ The recruiting office was having Prospect after prospect ‘ed but nll eeomed |to have some fundamental objection nally there appeare youth who studied Vise | posters with more than the asval ate Ri€e Of Interest Coast the girls are still feminine, but ew York girls are nothing but ‘Love might have been a haabaad inkeria about, but nowadnys t | the girls love is the left-hand side of | “ye olde bankbook.” Brooklyn — You have to make them love you. Indicate that ther fashioned girl any about it, fans? at the first of! » fans about her, 2. Who composed “Cavalleria Rus- pa?” Cause for Worry. Williams and Wilkins were | ners, and it waa the custom of their) wives, who were great friends, to call occasionally upon thelr husbands at their office. One da: their departure, anxiety. “What's the trouble?’ asked W!!- , observing his partner, “Just see how it rains!” exclaimed “I feel very anxious about my wife. She's gone out without an umbrella, and your wife has none, “Oh, that’s all right. They'll take Williams, “That's * narry for love, old oulJa under the Nineteen-Twenty—-How does Lone- Clara K—I doubt if there are many} after giving tim a gin oki-faghioned girla of the right sort,| seme Josephine get that way? So the men of to-day don't know what you mean. Helen of Riverside Drive—Men like the old-fashioned girls best. They make the best wives. Griff of Spuyten Duyvil—Me for the modern ones. Woof! And here's the last edition of Inst week's question: DO GIRLS OF TO-DAY MARRY FOR LOVE OR MONEY? Harold of Park Slope—Nine out of nm girly I meet believe that “all that itters is gold.” Westerner Out along the Pawific 8. From what city in italy do the most famous and valuable violins the man heard a great racket up- rieyey DO MEN PREFER MODERN GIRL TO OLD-FASHIONED GIRLT inap to and mail the answer to ‘The Oulja Dditor, The Bvening World, New York City. Terrible Al, Larohmont—There’s no such thing as the old-fashioned gtr! any more. All the dolls think about is clothes, jars and rouge Things Dick Clarke of Grenoble— Me for he| the modern ones, with a capital K. the | The higher, the | doughoute 4 of fourteen, with no “Like to see the world? girl I'm engaged to isn't marrying for money, knows I have none. Who says they can't be found? I guess I nrust Bhe's not from the irlie of Woodhaven — Most girls sam of money, but when they nty-five they will take any- -TN! yell it out, “They They don't know Wol ‘em you have and they all love you, Sneed 4. What is the oldest and simplest style of Greek architecture? 6. From whet trees is turpentine be | mostly produced? Williams, after an to get three square meals @ whowed signs of| “Like to get your clothes an rent and everything tree?" a yous “And have a chance to save yous Bl) Say, how much de “Thirty dollars a month,” he jean one shuffled away, was a trick in it som, one lucky boy. country, either, 6. What ie the largest Iake tn South | kins, 7. What country won the race at the Olympic Games & What oave in Indiana rivals tte famous Mammoth tuoky? ». discovered chloroform? famous Engi wrote the book “Vivi medion Cave of Ken- ghelter ia some