The evening world. Newspaper, September 18, 1920, Page 12

Incidentally, Lerd and Lad Beaverbrook of London saw the fire Gt the 44th Street Theatre last night. MR, TULLY SAILING, Richard Walton Tully ts sailing to- St’ewo aslish. companies in “The com| Bird of Paradise.” Mr, Tully will alse, for English audiences ir, the Tentmaker,” and “Keep Ber Smiling.” BIG THEATRE TO OPEN. B. &. Mosr’s new Coliseum The- atre at Broadway and 16ist Street will be opened Thursday evening with Keith vaudeville and frat-run photo- dramas, The house will seat 8,500 A LINCOLN BTORY. 4 : Is Fee EE i ne She # oe i i ' ‘THE BALCONY AUDIENCE, Some years when Andrew of “re Poor Little Ritz i" was barnstorming, bis troupe Kansas and & small town in that night with the kerosene turned so high the actors idn’t see te audience. At one in the dreamer a small boy be- gen to cry. The boy was in the bal- and Players DUDLEY Our Popular Songs. They were seated, he and she, ‘Neath the good old apple tree Tt was June, the month Of Cupid and his dart. All at once he gave @ sigh; There waa love-light in Mia eye, And he edged a little Oloser a8 a start. Tho’ Lucinda cared for Joe— Tho’ he'd alwaya been her beau, Bhe just simply wouldn't Stand for being dossed. When he tried to cop a kiss Bhe degan to kick and hiss, And, to make it woree, Bhe had her jingers crossed, OHORUS. Baid he: “You realty don't Know how to love.” Af that she climbed the tree, 44 mad a8 she could be, And soaked him with Green apples from above, cony, When the leading man could stand it no longer he stepped to the footkerosenes and held up his hand. “The gerformance cannot go on un- less t crying stops,” he said. “What's the reason for it?” “Tm soared to set up here all by mynelf.” replied the boy. GESTS NEW OFFICES. Morris Gest and his staff moved to- day to the Century Theatre Building, whore Mr. Gent in has @ suite of offices. He will direct the prepara- tions for “Mecca,” which will open at the Century on Oct. 4, from this point of vantage. Gossip, Hermsen has been engaged for ‘ ‘Temptations of Eve.” He ‘won't be one of the temptations, however, Jobn Philip Sousa has composed a Rew march which he calle “Who's ‘Who in Navy Blue.” Havel Libby has been added to the y playing “Ihe Night Boat” at the Lhoerty. Wilttam A. Bredy hee been unani- ta “The Hottentot.” composer ef “In Old Mary Earle, |. | Mantia,”” will present a allver cup to the winners of a fox trot oontest at Terrace Garden Dance Palace Wednesday bgt Ati Nem nll g da med "in Stam! to-day under A. L, Erianger's direction, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Rip Hipple of Wellsville, candidate for road overseer, is worried. He FOOLISHMENT. "| Twelve miles a young doctor named Bone, Went out for one patient, alone, Said he: “Now if 1 another near by Td de killing two birds with one atone.” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Badie—Do you think a man who earns only $30-a week could afford to marry the daughter of a rich famtly? ‘Willam—That’a the only kind be could sfford to marry, FOOLISHNESS! TA-LA-LAT! AND AFTER “THIS Don"? APPEAL “TO DOGGONE TH' Doccone wucn! SHE'S LAMPED MY SIGN-BOARD?, “TH UFE ON TH' SEA ME+e et MUM -1fT'S SOMETHIN’ You Look |) aveue! 18 You® Mordma Cone 6 The MATINGES COMIC PAGE SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1920 LLET LITTLE WILLIE PLAY AROUND IN THE PARK, AN’ Aut OF A SUDDEN I LosT ~ Ty SIGHT oF LITTLE MARY Sees 5 mary. JT cAnr FiND MY OPEAA GlAssES< Here Hey 4RE, Mom — DONT You REMEr Bee You; 4ad "EM yYeuRSeLe — READY MARY ——? ote ann I are. MARS weBsver yOu CAN FIND Them, our There @ “ REFERENCES OCon'T see Wry ADAM WA's CREATED FiresT! Don't Let Pop Use ’Em, Though! 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So we've thought up a good one that everybody will like, to either sex, as both can answer truthfully an If you can't answer It yourself from | — experience, ask father or some one who knows, But make ’em short and | Wuestion: snappy, and they're bound to be| SHOULD MEN WEAR WRIST) ady T. N. T.—-Wore mine Bull itobing for ck on wearing it now. ecea of Sunnybrook Farm—No man would sport one on his deli- | metal ‘ |sively ih Northern Now Jersey? 4. Who wrote the poem "If"? 6. How many notes are there in a chromatic scale? 6, What is the home city of P. P, Caristensen, the Labor candidate? pulmonary disease is caused by a contraction of the bron- 8. 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Editor, ‘The fvening lee cearealnesh toda eae hoe |e ee aa —. Mab, Newe York Gity, nme emp ee You Know? 1, Who was the first explorer to mention Madagascar? | Under whom did Alexander the | is mined exten- Prayer? th and collects wigale eatied elty wae Napoleon 12. How old 1s Gov, Cox? TIONS. 1, ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. - ., |and he Indicated bis stomach, i 6, Salt Lake’ City: igan; 9, Mt. Olive; eceeacndiiees As It Used to Be. In @ certain town, before prohibi- tion, a preacher met the “village “Mr. Alsop," said he, “I don't know | when I have been #0 pleased as yes- terday on seelug you at our evening ‘The reprobate appeared dazed, then his face cleared, ‘Well, ped, “ao that’s where T was last ‘Everybody's Magazine. Bhifting Misery. ©. Winslow, a Terre Haute business man, recently went back to his home ‘ait. “While there he met village clwracter in the . The man was bent and com- “Why, how are yout” be- Pm, peti | parte SY town for a visit. poorly,” whined the man. “You # | 1 have the most terrible misery Ler “But I thought it was in your neck commented apolis News Give Him a Chance. An Alabama darky, who prided himself on being able to play any | tune on the banjo after he had heard it once, perched himself on the side ot @ hill one Sunday morning and ‘began to pick the strings in @ works manlike mannor, It chanced that @ minister came along. Going up Moses, he demanded harshly, “M. do you know the Ten Commands ments? Moses scratched hie chin for 4 moment, and then, in an harsh voice, said: “Parson, yo" think yo' kin beat me, do yo'? yo! whistle the frst three toon ‘oa Us have w icy at it omatane atin when I way home last,” Mr. Winslow | “Yes, it was there then,” the man agreed, “but, you see, since then I | swallowed that misery and it's been in my stomach ever since."—Indian~