The evening world. Newspaper, September 16, 1920, Page 24

* ee eae Se — About Plays H Mi i Hike HH i i i Ht t ianiaee forces, will bo in opens at the ce rene ne i * i 5 and Players By BIDE DUDLEY Jefferson Shrewebury Nutt, our associate in toriting Ma cot umn, hae decided to sell himeaectf. The following t¢ just in from “Dear Dud—I need $2.00:50. Witt you please state in the cob umn that I will act! myself into the service of anybody who will pay me thts sum? I want to meet dilla for hata and gowns purchased by my wife, Jessica Piympton Nutt. Also to buy her @ now ukelele. To the person who will pay me this eum I will \ promise to do anything they ask but eat Limburger cheese for a period of one year. Of course, I canmot consider offers from la Gea who have marriage in view, ae | don't want to commit Brig- he wife are agreed on thia selling proposition, She eave to tell you if you will buy me she'll have you out to din ner some time soon. Women are There was a dig fire up our way last night. Seven housca burned. Much excito- ment, but could learn nothing — and.” Duke tn ” by Jean MRS. GRENEKER DIES. Mrs, Clara Greneker, wife of Claude , Greneker, general preas represen- @hrubert her home, No. 226 West of heart trouble. The fu-| held to-morrow mornifig hy's Church, In Weat 40th | oar Wighth Avenue. Mrs. was ono of thhe finest young — MITTIN women the writer of this golumn has) [aie over had the privilege of Knowing. CANTOR WILL BE THERE. Widie Cantor, Inte of the Ziegfeld | “Broadway Hrovi- thes” when that musical ‘Attraction Winter Garden, Eguee of Eknhurst ts the of @ now Buffragotte, ‘Winohell @mith will begin rehearsals | for John Golden of “Tho First Year") play at the Hip- | t, Kept. 26. Lye d another | ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Begal in in Boston at) poetry ie almost as ours. Haven’ heard of Pwuld- years, HT FOR TO-DAY. you feared would spri: will be ‘re going to fire more. FOOLISHMENT, (hy Onltte Dunk) I tove the mighty dolar, JT court a Kittle dime, T like to have them near me Yea, with me all the time, They come in mighty handy With no coal in my din. 1 guess ' give a party, | And-ask them to drop in. cucornth FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, "I goo Vrances Siurr ie in vwude- and “The interesta, died ‘Kemper. HAT WEEK END IN THE JOUNTAINS PRO You stluT Yer me T can Your myYes COME ouT oR “TLL GeT A WHATEVER HAT LID OF MY OWN “THE GALESMAN GAYS “TO “TAKE } HOW bo You Line MY Ne Ww “COLO WEATHER” BATHING SUT, Joe % — wes FUR! Bus, MLL GIVE YOu TEN CENTS IF YOULL HELP MOTHER SWAT SOME FLIES HISTOOKR A STRANGE] Et MAN FOR AW 2\ ACQUAINTANCE, EH? AW-We~ Gre PE Re daly BE iY Kor & Hour ver! 7 EIR | OTWLE MOUTH , CLASS , N'BVERY THIN’ AL— GOTTA Gwe YOU BOT, LOU — YOU LOOK as Cc S A TEDDY Exaquisrte ! ' 60 BECOMIN'! Lou ls api tuo Ura NEW SUIT YOR Gous “TAKE \T OFF SEFORE T FORGET MYSELF ¢ SHE'S “BEAR! HaT ? some Loid Lovks From Envious Flappers f Lo? SELECT ‘YouR” WOW DO YOU SPELL GOUY, DAP — LOD — i. an Ns SRG vou sons | (oute A 2 SHAT Lasy wore 2! 3 WE —— Wile p > —_————_ DUB, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING | and ThoikyoD9 Nor Onijatiditer: TTABOY, fellow Oulja-boarders. Send ‘em hot over home plate for the final rally of the week. The wrist watch contingent has perked up & Dit sinos yesterday, and is trying hard te hold its own gaint the attack of the anti-wrist watchers, We've had eome fine drawings sent in | On the question, We can't print them all on account of lack of space, and fome of them are too big. But we'll do our best and try to get a i'l picture in now and then for the ohildren to look at Anyway, shoot in the post ™mortems after you've amked Outja, SHOULD MEN WEAR WRIST A a wrist watch, We got the habit over there and we're not slasies, Apache, Brooklyn—A man wouldn't Bend tm to ‘hy j e anawere to The Ouli®| wear guch things, I bet Terribly Al Editor, The Evening Werld, New York City, C. Werber—Why not? ‘They were Private Stook—What else oan he do new-fangled watch yet M i# convenient aud essential in business, Two J's of Mamaroneck—Men are | foolish looking enough without adding trinketa to make them kok more foolish, . Jazzbe Rell 1 right ‘when @ fellow’s in a thing sult with no pocketa, Otherwime no. have your arm around her walst and don't want to take it away. Emma—Why not? He ought to know when it's time to eat Wildeat Vetoran—dt was all right in the eervies, but let the women wear them now, Canarsie Pete—Any hound who wears them ia too cheap to buy @ fob or chain. why not now? of men wearing pearl necklachs and | invented by an anmy officer who oer- | tainly know what he was about, Ridgewood Jack—Don't man by what you see him wear, ‘There's many © ham Set is gront of' dough ( makes Rim (ook slmsitied, pockets alip wp around your collar Mt. Vernon Vet—T'l say ao. I'd be at without my biseult Sense Aneo—Yeou. A).! gingham suite, Gen. Wrangle—in uniform, yes. Out, no Carry a blackjack and crown the sissies, ia heaaatean Little Neok—Or course, Bventually, Somebody's Btenographer—I have hopes of living to see this generation 1. in what country are microscopes believed to have been Grat manulac- Roy—1 think it’s handy when you | tured ? 3. What was the old French name for Nova Scotia? 3. Who ls generally acknowledged as the great lyric poet of Germany? 4. In what book does the character of the Artful Dodger appear? 6 Who wrote “Jerusalam Deliv- ered"? 6 What was the name of the Wise Man from Egypt who visited Jesus at Nazareth? 7, Who is belloved to have intro- @uced the alphabet into Greece? 8. Where waa the famous writer Rocacato born? 9% Who founded tho City of Quebec? 10, What well known* horse lately reoklyn—Wrist watches broke the dirt track record? 11, What i# the longest river in Asis? crown of the head that distinguishes Roman Catholic and Greek Catholic clergy from the laity? id ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, 1, Holland; 2, Acadia; 3, H, Heine; 4, Oliver Twist; 6, Tasso; 6, Bal- thasar; 7, Cadmus; 8, Paris; 9 J Cartier; 10, Sir Barton; 11, Yangtee- Klang; 12, Tonsure, Cause of the Gathering. “When I got home tuther evening,” related « citizen of Sandy Mush, Ark., "1 found @ couple o' dozen of my ac- quagntance 4 several follers that I'd pever heored of before, setting on my porch ind otherwise >anging around, waiting for me.” “What wae coming off—« surpriee party, or something that-a-way?” &n- aquired the nelghbor to whom the th- cident was being nolated, “Nope; nuth'n’ specially surprising about it, conmidering that some in- fernal Mar had told ‘em I'd Leon |e norating around that I recollected a \ whew the eaurt house in Tumlinyille | the compl 14 What mame be sven he afaren Wea built = bustia o¢ Gna wid dicker bdo | was put in the cornerstone. ‘They | wanted to know which oorner.”—Kan« was Oity Star, th A Cave of Identity. Just south of Port Royal, 8. ©. the “inland” route presents great diMeube tiea to the Florida seeking yacht owner from the North, Sticky mud fats and shifting eand bare, raising their tops to within @ few inches of the surface of the water, restrict na igation to narrow, winding chanaelay known only to the initiated, One yacht skipper hired an olg negro boatman to “take him through, after having been earnestly Rasured by the old man that he “knew every bank in do crick." For a few minutes all went well; then the little yach$ siid gently up the slope & a mide merged bar—and @tayed then, “You're @ devil of « vilot!” storm: the skipper. "I thought you ry bank in the oneek.” I does, boss, 80 I does,” wee acent reply, “Die is one ob