The evening world. Newspaper, September 16, 1920, Page 21

ER 16, 1920 " Woman's shove Is Tender From 16 to 20—Woman ~~ Lives Most Intensely From 25 to 40.” Ph —Lady Muir MacKenzie. When in Rome Do as the Romans Do, but Don't Go Where They Have Arsenic Bitters in Their Roman Punch. By Neal R. O’ Hara. EW YORK was the centre of amusement before Maine went dry in umpty-six. The Volstead act has made New York the amusement centro once again, And drinking unlabelled hootch is an amuse- ment that requires no amusement tax, Your heirs may pay an inheritance tax, but at the time the murder is committed you pay for nothing except the hair tonlo, The Coroner does the rest, Amusement is a funny dish. A wise guy that won't eat mushrooms for fear he'll spear a toadstool will rush to Manha‘tan and swallow the ~ Can You Beat It! ka Sa ‘By Maurice Ket ten “Between 17 and 35 Most Women Find Life Unendurable.”” Dr. Josiah Oldfield. By Marguerite Movers Marshall. fi Pyyyee are woman's happiest years? o “The years after thirty-five,” in the surprising answer Josiah Oldfield of London, a well-known British physician, dreoping the Medico-Legal Society he observ and thirty-five that women most frequ WY suicide, to blot it out altogether. ; of Dr. In ad- 1 that it is between seventeen nuy find life unendurable and so try, Men, on the contrary, commit suicide Chinning Yourself to a Flowing Bowl is Now the Seoret Indoor Sport. first shot of glue that comes out of a bootleg. When in Rome you should do as the Romans do, but that don't go where they have arsenic bitters ia their Roman punch, Inbaling « hari-kari highball (s no + —— way to see America firrt. The mod- Staggered treag, and the source of rn hootch fancier should know that the Nile was where their Green River fact. There are only two points in Came from, It i* even hinted im man’s life--the beginning and the Meroglyphies that the Sphinx went ‘end, And a straight whiskey is now ®tone blind from a shot of wood al- the shortest distance between those cohol. The anciont Greeks had a two points, god of wine, and oh, how they wor- ‘The jag has been the leading form *hipped him on Saturday nights! of amusement for all the great na- The anclent Romans worshipped tlona of the earth, including Soviet Pacchus, and the ancient Amertoans Russia, It is good form to get onsi- Worshipped G. O. Blake, But that's fied in Austria, paralyzed in Para- 8% far as the story goes, guay or boiled jn Bolivia, Going Since a Congress that fs all wise - into a high-powered jag never used 4nd @ yard thick put over the anti- to require a passport. ‘Then came Sipping law, dire. things have hap- the morning after, when Uncle Sam Pened to barroom etiquette. The signed the Kighteenth Amendment. #Peak-easy management is no longer That put an end to the only chain of FTesponsible for any hats, coats, lives service stations that set you right Or eyesight lost on the premiges. when you had troubles, We signed Inhaling @ thirst powder is now ~ the pledge, and let the rest of the Mfty-fifty chance. You don't know world go by. Amusement in Amer- Which fifty represents the poison, fea now consists of poking around A swig in the dark isn't even a gani- and looking for an Anti-Saloon leak. ble any more, When you try Niagara | But it is not such in other coun- Falls in an jronbound bucket you tries. Chinning yourself to the flow- always have a chance to be saved ing bow! in too ancient a sport to be by the water, Rut you get no such outlawed by Congressmen that have chance {n a high-sign ealooh. To- hootch in their collar but spout off day grain alcohol tastes like it came: from the roof of their mouths, Gar- direct from the Grim Reaper, A giing the grog is too fine a custom wood alcohol hangover relieves you to be nulled by a Senate that would of the trouble of seeing things, The gladly swallow Article X. if It’ was proof of- your whiskey is now up to only labelled XXX, the inquest Jury. We aro living in The ancient Egyptians walked @ & free country, “Perhaps She In 'a Dreamer”"—Daisies Won't Tell. Tore readily after thirty-five, but women who have reached that period scem to find existence happier. Lady Muir Mackenzie in commenting on those conclusions pointe out Qhat although spring is a delightful period to watch it {x an anxious time for 4 growths in danger of frosts, cold winds or premature droughts. “The very young,” she says truly ——-——————— enough, “suffer because they hope tov Vividly and fear unneccsserily, The endeavors have borne frult, thet her young girl d-eams of a Prince Gharm., MArvest is worth gathering. For ber, fg in shini.g armor and is mufprined (9% may come a brief but splendid to find herself plighted to a mere nice Follon summer of love, an uptiaring ydutig man in & serge suit.” of emotional color and warmth the ‘Ae for those figurea on female mie ™Ore dramatic for its subtle hint cides, the explanation in simple that the beauty of fire Is followed by enough. A woman usually kills ber- ie bene of ashes. Self on account of some man, and, at | nhoush 4 gir would be slow to thirty ve or over, she has learned admit it, nevertheless Sayegy oblate tno man is worth it! Jullet, you er bappi Know, 1s supposed to have been’ coly #*s0n, ompocially now that she ts no fourteen. longer laid on the shelf or pushed into A woran may tive through at least te chimney comer after tuming her four seasons of happiness, ber apring, {hrenmeore Years. She can share in quminter, autumn and winter, and it js \h6 lives and Chougbts of the young, Qa absurd arbitrarily to pick out one Snd sho Js tvo wise to share in their mand assert that to be the hap Notes, thelr Hable of taking lite plest.for all women as to argue that [akioully, | With serenity as her every human being prefers rones to Can look even old Futter Weer, ane violets, the pink and pearl of spring film and not trent ey Time In the to tho scarlet and gold of autumn, the “Rut granted an individuat r lush warmth of summer to the glit- 2% Det the een ee tering sparkle of winter. heart, therein tio reamon whye'e ¢ happiest years of every woman woman should find all the other went depend on the sort ‘of “hearts’ sony unhappy. years, The four should weather” she most enjoys, Perhaps bo taken with at least a» much pit shes a dreamer, a romanticist. Then owophy ag we apply to the weather $n ber first youth—my from sixteen to man's fou And if we happen to tree twenty—she ts happier than she ever fer summer, for example, we still do will be ngain, for no illusions have not go about mourning and moaning Deen blighted, the first froshness of these early Seplamber dave, Ufe is unspoiled and love itself seems ‘The unhapplest years of a woman's s tender, sweet and fragrant 4 thing Ife are certainiy those of which ane asa white v t of spring. {‘s afratd. And her happy years—if But perhaps it is “the roses and not her happlost—are all those which faptures of passion" rather than “the sho lives with courage, with sent ent Ailes and janguors of | to which with the friendly Comic Spirit aaa @ Woman's heart turn Then she familar. swill-look back on youthf: Dan ——SS BY BIDS DUDLEW % pale and thin-blooded affair, and the summer of womanhood—from £9 . . / ‘opsrteh', 1040, by The Pens Publishing twenty-five to thirty-five, perhaps CSL x ! ; even to forty—-will be the time when aa \ (a had an oratorical guy in Comrriaht. 199), by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Bveuing World.) ‘Lord St. Germans’s Little Joke | __ Discovered: When Wig Falls Off, (The New York Brening World) ‘Say, Mister,’ 1 a0; ; , ae. BEAUTIVUL “lady, whore she jives most completely and in- here a while ago,” aaid La- such a Peat after AND MRS. JARR had opened “She's & peach!” said Mr. Jars ad- A aa gga Sista that hearts, Atter leaps eile tho Waitress, as the jy what talks, Much obliged for the autumn social season by miringly, riding that “hearts, after leaps, Friendly Patron lifted ‘the cafe cat tip but some of us would rather | Fish will not break apart in frying h 4 “ wolng to the theatre and aftor- = “What!” remarked Mrs, Jar. “Le cut, and who was listed in the . gently off the lunch counter Well, what d'ye think he « that your idea of beauty? Well, 48 oo ajc “Mise Rigby, riding for the pain of loving greatly, the If the Slices are put into the hot fut aX! pablts aowakan ah?’ ti . grabs the quarter back. "Thi ‘ : OF oy cy thistes rom, Cees - reaction from ardors, than a ptiieg- With the skin side uppermost. and Public speaker, eh?” he re- £rape erat tb ca and dance plain to be seen how your Lard Bt. Germans,” attracted much allowed to brown wetl before turning. sponded. oR gees bens Matic peace, a perpetual May day of beans, I thought you’ pald at the At an exten price “rin the hoart — “Sure, but I didn’t let him get very counter.’ utumn of life is usually best If you are late tn getting the string Public, I haven't got time to listen “Then, without a single culm of ted by the woman who 1s In- oy lima beans on the. stove add e to essays from the victims. I'm here Comadience, he goes to th d in things of the mind. who pinch of baking soda. They will cook °° 4 ae slips her the two-bit 1 ” 7 A bolder woman never saw in my der table, 4 thick attention at the recent Hadminton and us the ebleke wrved, Mrs king was Hfe. The rouge is on ant vet'thedanc. Hd Ker eyebrows are pencilled 80 Horse Show, London, so much #0 om here, And heavily you van tel ing ered exciiellly that the judges became a bit aus. bas worked for yeara to attain alice in hait the tae ii. in ney ood ide, (2 Subsérve the appetite, and the only "Do you know w. think? Tu “ok nt wi ked Mr, Jarr her halr ane ay ite plolous and “Miss Rigby” had © cess in her chosen art or profession, to add the soda to these vegetables tattoo I want played on my ear drums cile concluded. “I think he's going ¢ “Look at that woman dancing with C@N see it dirk at the roots from - : Sar anaes and who, after forty, feels that her anyway as {t makes therm stare is the about food. Why, if this that club to get a feed, and I'll ven- tall, stoop-rhouldered mant” ex. Bete. Uf women will touch up their through @ sort of spectal exhibit _ r = # tonder and digestible than William Jenkins O'Brien came {Ure to predict he comes away with ned Mrs Jurr hair, why don't they go to & 600d from the other contestants, Some- : a with san'wiches elatmec ’ . , a In here 1 wouldn't let him open hia pookets loaded : tic ta eit . . huirdresser and have it done right?" ening nappened to make the beautiful wo OR RE. You can clean the light window mo exce} ort the ents, ae “Why, I think she's a natural CHINA'S BOY E OR RE annden heautitully eeyeshtmindow mouth except to inert ents ~~ D BETROTHED TO chestnut mare that was “Mine PORTE blonde,” suid Mr. Jarr, PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER. “With thone eyebrows?" asked Mra, Rigby's” mount, sby violently and her Jurr, “They are as dark a8 mine. rider's hat Decame dislodged. 1! was And look at those heels. It's a wonder woman can walk, et alone them with a soft cloth dipped into a Tht’s how eet against excess talk | solution of three tablespoonfuls of 9+ henaine and one pint hot water, Dry “Well, this feller reposes himself by wiping with a soft towel. onto @ atc and the first crack out of the box » ‘T'm to make a speec! Save the meat skewers and use on the League of Nations at them for cleaning out the corners and Club to-me a4 : crevices of the refrigerator, Particle: I Laays. 'WWere ip the of food are lodge in corner ib? but a skewer cc d with a wet cloth will readily dislodge them. est Girl in California, Dancing Partner of 3 Princes | The Pretti then seen that, when the hat lost ite position, the hair beneath it moved a» well, and a decided maxculine cut must @ member of my aid Mr, Jace Mrs, dove. "f you would have mately discovered that the myster at hom Uy has @ nice than ‘Lord St. Gi ieen of Ca could be seen beneath: tightly hr fornia’ is Mins Violet Oliver, the No, 1 says. ‘t want to keep girl who danced from dropping in by accident,’ nh three Prin rubber ring — “well, air, it took him by storm. ‘I ‘jars under studied oratory at college,’ he says, C4 Who visited on the fee there will be no ‘I'm an expertenced talker, I don't the United States, OF its falling of. mind telling you.’ and who now is aaaaee “| don't mind your telling me, iourtng the United Housewives who are troubled with either,’ [ says, thing rufies Me tates to boost awelling or paintful fect should dip at 4 much, no matter how outlandish feielia icy and hear me, braided femin wig. It was ulti If you put an ordinary such as {4 used on presen the pi dange} ous “Mine Mleby was none other mans bimeself, and he was playing © practical joke upon c s, wh all happened to be a good time. the judg ~ F ve. Lonly bit personal friends, The phe but he shows Lord St. Germans * said Mr the feet into hot wat y ni 1 {i ira gun tens WAN oe hight "t been ‘compared to Patrick hundreds of cities 1 da r ing the sh two or Henry,’ he tolls ine ae of the United aja , Jarre wweetly, “My husband talka so ; " TAAL @ @ Moan trick.” T anys 44 wy y nue about you, Mr, Duganhelimer du clp conside c : Ht M Me growled Mr. Juv mu . hae a: Bee ean vo ‘Mines Mr, Henry ain't hore to repude ates, Mise Olt 1 Mr. J that t aeet te khow you, Mrs. Duan: si should not be worn two . ver has already w f have a good | ratiiwen hy antes > + in suecession. urna oF neler. Positively ust 1viake ] againat Visited forty-two our husbands run away while we 1 7 Wh dish is cracked, ‘boil it Ny we who seey Miss OL you \ “Where'll we run to? asked M ver forty, you will realige that sufficient sweet milk to cover it for Eighteenth mit snathar nina Sarr dubjously. He wanted some of the things you @ecepted bout theoe quarters of an hour. ‘This I decide to oft ae, ANS lonely, Go and dat d to let on." 5 (ue waen young are not truths, will glue the injured parts together hush him up fo Listen, Mis- that Call eoeree® Continue Duganhvimer to ne temas i ® ks {the erack will be quite invisible. "1 says, ‘If you're such a aj ane notice the preamen of suc some lady if h If you make a machine out of your dish will be perfertly good and . leas hear you recite “Phe ot ae Baie rianaivete GP ente wean and boty you will not tire so easily, | aa give excellent service ms Brus ators Fleas." ape A piptc, their wives her had atty as Fant “) When you do things mechanical: i “E ¢ looks grievous. hy on 0 Jan Olive: eir wives or themavlves, she added to = old brain én Sasso The odor of camphor is xious be vertoua?" he agka, ieee te don't. belligve. they have, ‘that he should 4 go to You avold brain gay. 4 2255. ZO to mice. Put it around the places ine — " ‘Becavae,' T answar, ‘I was borned disputed management to order bed. A nice escort he Ia, sitting here Keep your machine in order. cS nice and you will drive with @ joke book in my hand, I'm and there are " peop! the flo Look, that il che evening! Hore, yc a tke Mr#. ious und walk more. } nl 7 funny—you many Californian Me, Puwanholmer ig agian, tha Doenahelinon out ade dunes witht t the mechanical habit by patting JCE the republican revolution in no are wil > uw ttt nan here ¢ tries to d 7 ee IN Se cep tron handkerchiefs if About five minutes, Wager that, Miss luce her to me VI With 4 wt mar down on paper the chine that, wo China Pu-Yi, the fou ¥ them you spread t we AWAY Oliver is Amert Sie wan interrupted by Mr. Dy ™ Mr, Jarr’e fellow lodge mem- you AND DISPORE OF THEM ON { old boy Emperor, has been kept jr los of the bathtub, beans. en’y prettiest girl, anheimer and the blonde lady come be He PLA TOE dotically a prisoner in the forbid t) ‘hit No one after nee ing to ther table On 'tholp way home Mrs. Jere wae mney 01 ver tin ty at Pekin, It i@ now report Nefore blucking the stove rw vty Then, ing Miss Oliver ‘How Jarre," said Mr a lone walls, and then she nr iam atic erat, ware a Fi ahd is ver the hands and allow it sunpr ho tomes A COUld possibly bruwa C me t woldly 6 you are panel 4 ery, ed that his betrothal to the daughter rt ve IK Pollahed Wash te quarter onto the counter and start’ muster up enous! nt co Mra. Duganhe vou sfied. You got acc 2 with break-down af the President of the Republic will he black will come off away. 1 pick up the coin, bite it and course to tell ber CALIFORNIAN soe Rad and your good Indy.” that woman and nogiected mo all the Yours truly, [hoon be prooldimed, readily, Gnd ite genuine; thon call bim back. she wasn't, a @ wittinwasmene “Wo glad 10 meot you,” cooed Mrs. res. of the evenings”. a ALMAL A ri H ne ee 9 - ase nee: Ce mn ReEmene or snakeneaniastieae