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SEPTEMBER 3, 1920 ' Vig FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1920 | What They Do at the \..%.%.‘| District Attorney’s Office rears ter tires: By Roger B. itchelder, printed in The Evening World. ‘Maurice Burke-Roche Left Fortune of $3,000,000 Martin Green’s Story— Of the passing of the wine agent—a once flourishing New York! inatitution—will be printed To-Morrow on thie Page. It is full/of famous characters and interesting facts. Tho Sore Family Can You Beat It! eds By Maurice Ketten. Poy bh. Hcordel. a : a . - With Five Strings to It—Severs Four of Them 4 eT Tod oncine Wels HO! ICH To ine JARR had come to that Pantin \ eo Gory PRES, FLVVER But Is Not Disinherited; Aspires to a Peerage yet sant mss cnn. t2 om Go PIFEL » d met to get shoes for the ohil- I MUST CATCH dren, and Mrs, Hickett had,come for kitchen ware, “I've. just finished my shopping, said Mrs. Jarr, “and was going to take luncheon; will you join me?"* “But you do not lunch here? Now, really?” asked Mrs. Hickett in a tone of slight surprise, “Sometimes 1 do when ['m in hurry,” said Mrs. Jarr, “and 1 am in a hurry. 1 promised Mrs, Stryver to be over to her house and help her out her correspondence. She's it back from her country place for @ fow days.” This was @ slap at Mrs. Hickett, who was not in ire. Stryver’s social set. Mrs. Hickett rejoined quickly: “ON, thuse odious, vulgar Stryvers! But Mrs. Stryver pays for such seo- retariaj work, of course?” “Oh, yes, she pays her lady secre- tary, an jmpovericied English gente- woman,” gaid Mrs. Jarr, evading the thrust, “but, of course, she needs the assistance of some one to advise her —Mis. Stryver, 1 mean—because so muny cards are out that the nam of undesirable people may gét on the list unless some one of tact suggests te her who's who.’ This really meant: “And Tl eee that you ure not invited, my Jady’ “Oh, well, I never attend those mixed affuirs,” said Mrs, Hickett “Well, let us order tea and we can select something while the waitress is bringing It," suggested Mrs. Jarr, She said “we” becuuse she did not rightly figyre out whether Mrs. Hick- ett or herself would play the hostess, Mra. Hickett hemined and hawed over the card. She wanted simply to order @ sandwich in easy it would be- fall that she was to pay; in case Mrs. Jurr was to puy she would take chops, a salad and dessert. The same thought was passing through Mrs. Jarr’s mind. Yo she suid she'd have a chicken sandwich, thinking, if Mra. Hickett was to treat, she would say, “Oh, no; take chops or a steak!” But Mrs. Illckett said no such words, and the waitress, coming back with the tea, received two orders for chicken sandwiches, and after much fencing both ladies insisted that was all they pustively could eat, : The check being only $1.10, inolnd- ing tip to waitress, both ladies were so insistent upon paying that matters came to a deadlock, Finally Mrs, Hick- att suggested that as it was such a trifle it would be good fun to divide and each pay half, and on thix busis it was compromised. J The ladies then parted, Mra, Jarr coming home in great indignation. “I just hate thut Mrs. Hickett,” she confided to Mr. Jarr. “There she was hanging around in hopes I would buy her an expensive luncheon!” “Oh, well,” said Mr, Jarr, “It was His Father Now Baron Fermoy, Heir to 21,000 Acres in County Cork, Ireland; Maurice Once Worked in Hoboken Railroad Offices. MhliSasr was Pere COOPER Meir : By Marqucrite Dean. DeFRANK WORK'S grandson, Ed- SE. mund Maurice Burke-Roche, ts eas one long step nearer—and only one step away—trom a British peer- fe If he becomes Baron Fermoy, with 21,000 acres in County Cork, Ire- land—the title and estate to which his father has just’ fallen heir, through the death of Maurice's uncle, — and for which Maurice now stands in the Burke-Roche twins to serve this of succeasion—what will country in the war were held up, be- and pugnacious spivit of cause they were considered English ther Frank Work do to the subjects. However, they eventuaily descendants who have brought to Succeeded In joinin, n t codes joining the colors—Mau- nought all the pet codivilo of is re- yico in the Naval Reserve and Fran- markable will? ; aah ackt was made pubic about nine ‘8 n @ Harvard unit reserve officer Years ago, at the time of the death ‘fining corps. Which display of in- ~ the ninety-two-year-old railroad S&Tow!ng Americanism may have con- U CAN'T AFFORD TO MAIKE THAT TRIP FoR FIVE UCKS AND USE ASOLINE } soled the spirit of stalwart Frank all in ‘the day's shoppin C id horse: ie 5 clate P “ “ Fe ere ey eniertiurdey Gould for the holes shot through his : ‘Oh, you think so, do you?” replied Rend Jim Fiske, the "Dean of Madi- is @ Mrs. Jar. “Well, I'll have to go down 4 A tae vhy ° 2 ther e Qeree o the stores again to-morrow, [ . » was called, for his . Why did he make them? Clearly Orzegssece to the ‘ Pine as hie ola home on East 26th because of his hatred of international SR" couldn't go order the children’s shoes Street long after the whd the skyscrapers had moved in. Frank Work's will was a remark- able illustration of a masterful old men's resolve to control the des- yitinies oi his ndants, Upon MRurice and Francis Burke: Roche, Pigs. twin grandsons and two of the Seat poplar young men in New Werk society, the will imposed these prohibitions > They must give up the name of Burke-Roche and change it to Work. They must not visit Europe, " ip or Africa, but remain in the nited: Stat ‘ They must become American eitizens, They must have nothing to do arid of fash- » “ign had moved out of that locality marriages, as aroused by the experi- ences of the boys’ mother, M after her marriage, against. her father’s wishes, to the Briton, Burke- Roche, he went back to 1 live, leaving his beautiful wi in this country, Forgiven after her divorce, she once more infuriated her father by marrying Aurel Batonyt, a profes- Work's insistence, ond me ft ‘Mrs. Burke-Roche. Been natn AW YPMEO te Thad any way.d would wake In hanging of- Nl-American “It's time th s interna- came to a stop, our American girls are ruining our country by it, unk Work's terpational fense,” don to krank Work. tional marryin marriage a Yet sional whip and a Hungarian. She despite gave him up, finally, at Frank wil days! Fubles FOr The Fra By Marguerite MOOCRs Murs of for own grandson, apparently one of these when she forced me to say I'd been there selecting velvet chiffon drevs patterns, could 1?” Mr. Jarr said he didn’t kn6éw abdut that, which was true. *Mox,”” the Bowery’s ae o For Eight Years “‘Mox” was Wont to Shake the Sawdust From His Feet and Bleat for His ‘Snif- Non-Volstead Goat, Now Morose and Belligerent for Lack Of His Usual Morning Eye-Opene his food. he apple deen which bitten, the plece of br demolished, the cigarette which had been Heehted—all were had ad par- refused. aii nr sine ts o spe ) SEP te tt Remees : The boat mak contta- Mune boo tent tutenall. for ‘flips presereQ Eth. It can readily be dipped Into the hot OTATO pancakes, served with lettuce salad or apple sauce, makes a good hot weather meal, Grate the potatoes, and to four me- dium sized ones ac @ well beaten you add @ teaspoonful of vinous ta the water in which they are bol cooking fruit by the handle an the hard boiled egg around the sides and long mouth fits well into the jared place slices of broiled bacon over the prevents spiiling. top. . e The old victrola needies havervari+ ¥ You can peel and alice onions with- ous uses, one of which {s as apy ex- t out shedding tears if you frequently cellent bottle or cruct cleanseyp, put | opreight ‘ ‘0 2 ”, j: j : ° quotas o| _ °K, & pinch of salt and the mixing Gi, the onion in cold water. It isa inside of the bottle with luke ' with their father, James Boothby cuRes wea @ womnaiate waa ate eee ters"; Beer or Mixed Drinks (\"0."fitted to appear sMox® became #boon heaping full of our, Mix well good idea to do the Work with the soap suds and shake wall.) oot) Burke: Roohe, Irish soldier of for- Levan, Had No Appeal; This Goat beil!cerent and butted without dif- and drop in spoonfuls, levelling the onions and hands immersed tn cold es aay votyne and M. P. ‘ . Liked His Strai ferentiation all who caing into the mixture out to form a good-alzed pan- Water. Te yous owing . Bebeta« sleet se aia any Bik oF these: Se en ae Ge Beret miloon of Gus—now a placQ of wat- cae in a woll greased frying pan. a sticky, run !t through the hair @taw pif they did any or all of these When her trousseau was gone —-— Loree a ee ———-———— brown weil on both aides, Artichokes will mot turn black If time: | Gidaen things they were to, forfeit she wore shabby clothes. By Roger Batchelder. Hh —_———- " 3 | amounting to nearly $6,000,000. Because his salary wasn’t large, US VAZAC'S goat, “Mox,” 1s Dandelion greens and bacon is an- } "And yet the boys got the money— And she wanted him to have decent ( Pach ALG the Guat Bide ceeaiiien other good hot day dish, Slightly myoningWord Ouija Jean | bf Page hl “<r Lind ae anal lunches and a tailor and keep up again, For eight years “Mox" brown one cup of bread crumbs 1) ‘OF Asks t mn slogan. How wi Through the simple on her father's most digo, She was a 100 p b ‘ ‘ 4 ‘ boarders. If it pans out ndne of the Miss Detroit—I p 4 4 one ri or somebody to play with, which Gus presided, he eventually beverage of the required proof, had pb ro't—In my home town t one Burice- Roche at One kaitoches But sho was a Lover, wo of course became entitled to a’ round every #0 gone on Until the police of the Madi- {408 will wet any sleep at all over man, as a general rule, gets up first Aurel Batony! "violation of the there wasn't anybody. often. “Mox” soon became a con fon Street Station had turned him {he week-end, They'll all be com- George of Mt. Kisco—Boys, y maiidven might take in violation of the there wasn't anyiody. i. make her love as gray, inert and flaccia often. “Mos, noon Peoemne meee over to the dox-catoher muning with General Ouija, | Mere a country girl. They get up and ight Bere vA ; (which then cost at least ten cents) And now, though he seems happy ®f¢ #0me chirps on the question: Mere AL least, Mt. Kisco girlie: do, "4 Da, e i M i . would come to the bur, place his ng—his quota of “snifters."” He or mo worth supporting un= P). Burke-Roche, the clder of the twins ‘There was another woman, who was a Lovee wou J ; ® GET UP FIRST IN THE MORNING? less she gets up first and BY by. a few minutes, xeema likely some ge married the man who loved her. fore-feet thereupon and wait until the ously butts all entrants to the t and preperes and magnan!- yus preji- cent, Ameri- ¢an—born one and married one (al- hough she has since divorced him). appeal to the Burke-Roche boys-—had cnehe not voluntarily signed a legal ‘agreement binding herself not to pro- sofit by any action her sister, Mrs. Fran- his club membership— But she gave them all up, Because he hated apartments and wanted to move to the suburbs, with her, since he liked better 'To doze over the papers every night and Sunday. She sometimes caught herself longing had answered the morning roilcall the enst side felt the same emotion as when “Silver Dollar’ Smith decided to close his famous saloon. Another landmark was gone, and the east side, Some seven years ago Mox came to this city from Canarsie and for the requisite time was fed from a botue. As a mascot for the bar at two tablespoonfuls of ‘butter, then add two cups of cooked and chopped pepper to taste. When this mixture is thorougily heated, form {t into a loaf on the platter. Put slices of pound, whither the dog-cateher had taken him. It was learnod that he 1 made the round of saloons in the neighborbood, and, not finding any Comprtcht, 1920, by The Wrew Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) yous uction of (heir aunt and Frank You see, she loved him. without fail, and when he was finally dandelion greens, one tablespoonful OOT-TOOT-PATOOTIE. That means “Last Call" in Stroudsburg, a. Wor er daughter, Mrs. Peter she had been fond of the theatre, Peporiad atasch aout te aye aan) jemon juice or vinegar, the game ‘To-morrow the curtain will drop gently but firmly on the question of Gooper Hewitt, She had not trampled Ang of gay little restaurant dinners, amount of onion julce and salt and early quilt raising, #0 if you baven’t sent in. your answer yetjxto it auickly to be sure of getting a ballot. It's been a great old questioi ‘ind it seems as though oné revelation from Ouija-ward which sald, “Depends on who the bows is," will be about the best solution, Personally weapeeter n b = oO the hay, and personally, probably everyone else does, but, as ama ‘ 1é Bot $1,477,287 in gilt-edged rail- And because, once there, it was found ea 7 -e cee ; "; yore cive does, but, as aarinah z Poe re att nut any strings tied that the late theatre train made more than any other section of the ery deer and instantly cooked viande. hare Cups seid, There he bottle’ bend ig ye > the bequest, Yet she ‘might have him so sleepy mornings. city, cherishes its landmarks, And {f iinally “Mox" became depressed, and, Ene Hee eee eee ttle.” (OF choice, Wifle has to, Helplens HShi annexed the buik of the Work mil- She didn't mind—she told herselt— naything oranybody could be a land teh days ago, dimppeared. A week Smething to that effect. Wateh to- couldn't get to work Hithee med by | HOE ee ne ercion by codicil did not When he wouldn't even go to walk mark “Mox” was and, luckily, still is. later he was discovered in the city morrow ® column with just as much e Woman. Hatin, It W care as you watch for the weekly fuses to hit ae moins ae: bay envelope. ‘There'll be the best just offer to decide dy flisnine c one question yet, and in addition, we're And, Lordy man, make sure thi otk framing up a new stunt for the Oulja has two heads. - es pe) eye-opener came. When the boys assembled in the evening he would breakfas' Serious Syivester—By all means let Creek fas ; I've done it fo! R f day to be a perfectly good baron. 419 was so deeply convinced that such a radiant jewel should have only and calls to mind Billy, who for “ wea ay . five years was an habitue of the Bow- the ( + ‘ years, and never got umeli Peast ABO PRCOEHED Of IMAI? Ok Ohne the finest setting hang around until they gave him a try. Billy went to-and fro from the Wite will have a’chanee te dull ve ror *eankss Dut if haon't harmed me any American women, the Burke-Roche ryt before they had been married three months, drink to get rid of him. He who old’ Globe and World hotels, and the day. Otherwise, good night.” Breskiyn Seetor—When the rut boys apparently have Gouted: every He was doing extra work offered a highball or a glass of nickel beeged drinks. If a seldel of beer Worcoster, Mass. Buddie—It's the ea od ave Hight op, the house~ Hea aenee eine (oa Kuep tune name ‘I've ‘To buy her new furs and an opera cloak, Dose was scorned. “Mox” would have were on the bar he would place his wifes buginess, but ‘mighty. few ’ ns from the soft and SA ld hal abl none of it, und would evince his Pe a at B08 disapproval by butting flercely the prospective donor, downy and Iistiessly drags her -feet kitehenward. Two hours a! t f Terrible Al ts really mar- down and enjo: sealtet ee bea carrying as long as I liv feet on the top and take tt like any women know their business. »vdkaurice anounced determinedly As they couldn't afford, immodiately, two servants gentleman, Sometimes they gave him Gen, the results, ; smine 3 a eal hootch, and often Billy was seen ried, he is #0 henpecked that he has "Poll . shortly his grandfather's death, He urged her to ask her mother to live with them rons ein tas mandantie Clb Feat bee ee oo ee a E ollyanna—-I'm go glad | can Neither nor his brother has sifce And take the heavy responsibility of flat-keeping from her young ang Aes Ethra Pes tec’ Mies | ptaney ine ow a: R wary in the to let a0 Ris ater a She Sees and et hubb ¥ how. It's roe eR tussumed the surname of Work’ shouldere— Volstead placed a premium on eye- was taking him he When he died, fires, washing floors and minding the fae?’ Cut ® BFivilese, Hubby 1g mad, 4 Within less than a year of Frank yo felt for his mother-m-law the same affection a New York Wet feels openers and “snifters." His jona not long ago, the nelghborhod gave twins on Sundays. th vatastelie Kitty—pot? i ensvork's taking-off they sailed tor Bu- for the Anti-Saloon League, reflected on “Mox” and thereby on him @ wake and funeral with all Shimmy of the Bronx—Me for the the mormime and harmonise jue, i rope und had # nice long visit with 5) ne loved his wife. the entire east side. Mox" became frills, bird who doesn’ , ATMONIAe abbeday their father, who lives in London. ¥ at breakfast. Have lo morose; when the morning eye- long. | course, how tired he was, “it's this way,” complained Gus, as you any on your list? Pale Wiee Maid—at vou’ And yet codicil No, 11, after sternly Of course, no matter 1 “ ne Opener failed to appear he scratched “Mox" lowered hia head and starte “it you're @ Sbiading transatl puie voyaging, He Scogand ieneels aut ret her every night, to bridge, or 4 party, or the the pur until some one favored him. fn pas Tapio Matt of Long Island City—If to your husband he'll take ady: patriotically asserted “| make ese heatre, 1 vies. r ¥ Friend Wife doesn't want to get up, of it and visit his “wick friend” t know what I'll do, Tean't let her sleep, have breakfast ina res- night let “Mox” go, for he's been around taurant, and charge same to her on Gen. Wrangle—Hasel says for And when the inferior brands made Provisions for the protection and Apologized humbly for his yawns, his inability to keep two cars, thelr popular appearance he dis benofit of my said daughter and His lack of a million d@lars, his old friends--and old clothes warded those who dained them and for seven years. But if 1 pay n she’ ow » - id grandchildren, and in the belief that Yes, he was the one who wore them—for he was a Lc offered them by fierce butts, He where will Tg is ‘snifters? 4 bat furthe tea ible. a ARAY Dea See enaliy habpeckbat Ba tan a they can find in the Ye ed Sta " And he hopes that, if.he makes his wife a rich widow, began to wander, for the first time I don't he'll either leave for good or Half of One Per Jent.—-Man should cave-man blonde. enough ie interert | netruct and She will care—a little! and m nde raves n the push-cart pas because of disappointment. get up und cook his own breakfast to | Ho-Ho-Kus—Wifey, of cou! 4 at any time necesvary cr de. And for moral I give you a text, slightly perverted- Feat eh aad piece pa oan RTE a eRe ROY melt pee IatmeRtOR) Dee | SNe eri tena sirable for the purposes of health.” “TO her that is loved, shall be given, greens three doors south, S DEMANDS WIS jood for a week. After that, what oa laay io try aayway, knee kide to banb Gaalalk ANT ERO! Three years ago the petitions of From her that loveth shall be taken away even that love which she hath.” "As always, he was epicurean with’ NIETTER will happen?” let her sleep. : bet H ¥ 5 de é * i i aN : { \ . a Ber) \iuaneamaeearur ice t « Ld “