The evening world. Newspaper, August 23, 1920, Page 18

LIVER Morosco to-day put Owen Davis's new farce, “Mar- ty the Poor Girl,” into rehearsal ‘the Morosco Theatre. Warner Bax- 4nd Winifred Bryson will have drtant roles in this play. “Marry Poor Girl” will reach Broadway it Oct. 1. Mr. Morosco will start iam Courtenay out on his second Starring tour in “Civilian Clothes,” Hent at the Broadway Theatre, 3 ar! IN SPECIAL MATINEES. ~ Mari Carroll, author of “The Lady the Lamp,” wil) present Hoory in@ novel production of “Nhe edy of Errors” in w series of matinees at the Republic ‘e@ soon, Mr, Herbert is now the Carroll play at the Republic, A FABLE, Once there was a man who always to do the Proper Thin; at the Home of a College r he noticed his friend's little -old daughter playing In the “Til tel her I'm going to kins ” he said to himself. “That will her and her Parents aa well.” ing the little girl had a very Father, the Caller knew ox- us Osculate, I have decided to it a Kiss on your Luscious Lit- ‘Then he smiled a Very Did the little Girl say: @he Did Not. She one look and said: “If you you'll sit Yer Block Knocked Mora!l—Chiliren are inclined to be ‘ghildren, after al! 3 MOSCONIS ENGAGED. The Mosconi Brothers and Sisters, dancers, have been ones Hitoheook for shone " in which Mr, Hite! star Julia Sanderson, J. P. Hunt- himself. Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, special correspondent of this column, sends in the following: “Dear Dud—Kentucky voted to give the women Suffrage, #0 that makes it unanimous and they can vote, I and the wife were discussing it and she got sore because I said that, while the women had the right to vote, some of them might not have the brains. Of course, she thought I meant her, but I es. plained that 4f 1 had of meant her I wouldn't of said ‘might! Wives are @ scream sometimes, eh? Well, the Kentucky vote was close. One of the ladies in the Legislature was about to vote ‘No’ because she wae angry or something, when she got a letter from her son saying to not botca it ailup. So she didn't. I think they are to erect a monument to her somewhere. Seems to me it should be to the son. The women in Nashville are wild with joy about it. There's a tot of excitement but can learn nette sing, thought the elephants wonderful. beeen Dd fons ee fs girl with the ua ankles, been engaged for “The Rose Girl.” Maro Klaw, Inc. announces that Otto Kruger has been engaged for the leading role in “Sonya.” Lee Grove ts in charge of the Glea- son & Block booking department. engaged |cian and dancer, is to be in the new Tccthe Night Boat" begins ite thir- fieth woek at the Laberty Theatre to- | tre. Harbach goes to Boston to- tosee “The Little Whopper” open raham Levy is there al- . Edith Roberte, Universal film a Seevestacror or ee meee tiene years. ThodEyoo Tori 1090, by The Pres Pubtishing Co (The New York Bening World) hey're off again with a Paes c or against ‘em. Last week some of the side-steppers switched off the question of blondes and brunettes, and taiked about red- Kot to put all five ac Of the first arrivals, some said yea, and some said no. #t Terrible Al was again first to come to bat. is Aloysius, Alfred or just plain Now every Ouija fan hi keep a secret? the pone ae ae first, to him, ‘to get back wai Face o. of Madi Now let these two fello' get too of a head start, fellow Oulja ders, but roll out the old boy whistle this week's question, A WOMAN KEEP A SECRET? ®end your kid brother immedi- with the dope for The i, Sills r, ihe Evening Worl ad Al Be aa bby up here in Larchmont on Sun- night and Monday when J got my office, everybody knew it. ther time, I told my sister, and news epread so fast I almost got ted, ‘The men'll keep the dope, @ woman be 80 foolish, It's all wrong. Ambrose of Madrid—Just got back Spain and a secret I told over it here before I did. Take it Jnele Amby, boys, and don't line—~Of course we can keep a ret ax well af any one elne can. ge of Brooklyn—Might as them, They’ find It out any- Aha here are some of the ®emers on lust week's question. ARE BRUNETTES VAMPS? Mr. Ouija Himself—1 wonder what Terrible puncher Ken is ing when he's not playing, with Oulja Board? Maybe playing (Pieckers with Terrible Albert, huh? Mae of Brooklyn—1'! late ypress = Hille—Bru- ing on the blondes peli my money away, Me from now on, oklyn—I'll way they but I love ‘em, jited—My uncle ts @ blonde and engaged to @ brunette. I don't wee she vamped him or he niper Joe—-Brunettes Bre te in the ty for food looks because are more of ‘em. lem not # brunette some vampa. ny day J Breference Lah se at Hr 2 0 “| Germany? Andrew Dore will be musi: director for “Maid to Love.” Baroness Norka Rouskaya, musi- “Midnight Frolic.” And she's only twenty years old. Whitman, Pacific Coast Jaz- wist, is to bring his band to Broad- way. Jack Mflls says “Cuban Moon” je the best thing Paul's bunch plays. A plece of press matter just at band calle him “Managing Iditor reba Bowes of the Capitol Thea- “The M: ic Melody” will begin a tour at Buffalo next month under the management of Wilner and Romberg, May Lealie |e staging the dances. “Little Miss Charity” will not open atthe Belmont Theatre until Sept, 2 A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Nevertheless, the Reds are finding that fighting pays, since Wrange! has given them several checks. FOOLISHMENT. Had a little dog, His name was Ike, Tke bit a man on The Boston Pike, The man turned around, And said: “Gee rick! You fadn't oughta did Such a darn mean trick.” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Hie place is one of the show places of the town.” “You Seger his residence?" the: OuijartditerAshs. purt. This time you're either for the on the table. Can md Terrible Al (wonder if ¢ terrible things to say, nettes are naturally made for vamps where the blondes have to camou- fags to beguile us unsuspecting mn. Gloria Golden—The brunettes were made to vamp. The blondes don't have td. Helen of Troy—I'm one of them. And whet more could a man ask than raven tresses, flashi: black eyes and rosy lips. Maybe the bru- nette {s a vamp, but what of it? Sailor—T' other countries I've visited, they are eurpaseed by their blond sisters, Lefty Louis—Sure, they're all vamps, blondes as woll, But as long as the men don't mind being vamped, T can't see why any one else should, wt Be Rich naaens Do 9 pow ny? Cnn, 1000. 1s come Lubliting On 1, Who made the first telegraphic camera? 2. What two factors are necessary ty lquify gasen? 3. What fish has barbs dn its fins? 4. What sea mammal! lives on herbs and sea algae? 5. How many pineapples does an ananasa plant produce at one time? 6. What te je national flower ot} %, By yo om was Dorcas raised from | ead 8. What bind is protected by Inw in Sowth Africa for its ald in combat- ing snakes? §, What was the cient name of the Peninsula of Moréa tn Greece? 10. 'Wihat poet wrote the “Wreck of the Hesperus?” ll. What celebrated Indian chief sided the British at the battle of the ™ whi | at ie the tial Fd ig ie largest island of nal ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. | 1 Korn; 2, preasure and cold; 3, cat- fei A Fig 5 Peter: 8, aocretary rian ne - COMIC PAGE MONDAY, AUGUST 23, 1920 Onur vouns THE RUSSIAN ARny FEARS To ADVANCE NEAR ARE THOGE IN FRONT OF BARBER SHOPS ForeiGners Visiting THis COUNTRY SEND LETTERS Hone WITH THE POSTAGE STAMPS PINNED on. | To Sow How DRY THey are AN OPTIMIST IS A AN WHO ACCOMPANIES HIS WIFE INTo A FUR STORE UITH A HUNDRED DOLLARS IN His PockeT Once A Ponzi THE THERE Was A |}COULD MAKE BIC COLD BRICKS OUT OF ONES. HELL GOON SHOW THE JOE’S CAR HEY BLANCHE - ~TAKE A SQUINT AT YouR OL MAN! 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