The evening world. Newspaper, August 23, 1920, Page 15

Pir. SON DAY, AUGUST 23, 1920 Is Married Life a Bore After Seven Years? “Seven Years' Is as Long as The Husband I Can Live With Any Woman; Los Angeles, the Cinema Paradise of. America Declares: ss aa as ° & SF ) 2 8} She Mast Be Mysterious. And the Home of Trick Beds and 15-Cent Shines Ta] og Sys CANE - The Wife “He Is Tired of My Expres- ;In the Heart of Movie Lend All | Cafeterias Everywhere, All Grocers | i ' By Marie, Queen pe 8 a. sions; Tired of My Voice, and Not the Least Bit Interesting.” 7 | Have Signs Reading ‘Groceterias; | 6c OW ja it that I understand bird tangunge?” inquired Pansy, after Mrs. Gaumps, the wise old owl, had opened the door of her house, =* “Phat {8 because you ure wearing the thoes Dame Dummy- dimmydoo gave you,” anwwered her companion in a low voice. Says: Men Drive Autos in Shirt Sleeves, Real Estate Men Are Called ‘‘Real- tors” and Those: Who Fondle With an While the Ladies Are Always Back- The Marital Troubles of the Pollocks Reveal Some Unique Beliefs of the Husband. By Fay Stévenson. HO says woman is an eternal question’, — W Hero ig a man, Martin D, Pollock, who, according to hie wife, Mrs. Augusta Pollock, declares that seven yoars is as long as he an Ive with ANY woman, that after that time he has soWed the hitherto supposed to be eternal question, the way of woman and all her unknown quantities. li» Mr. Pollock a genius, a Daniel come to judgment, or has he merely sotved a problem which has baffled man since the days of Adam? Is it possible that, if every man felt as Mr. Pollock, seven years would be sufficient time to spend with any woman? Is woman's key of mystery her ~ prevailing charm? “For seven years I lived ‘happily with Mr. Pol- pretty lit- tle Mrs. Pollock, who ts still under thirty, told me in @ shabby lite room on the top floor of a typical Coney Island bun- low at No, 2860 two months emo I put it up to him, whether he loved me or another woman whom I suspected be and thig is the answer I re- “Seven years ter, Virginia, and I always want to wee her, but as to the rest of {t wa have lived too long whom you will love better than you do ue; but one thing ts certain, 1 couldn't love any woman on earth Jonger than seven years,’ tired of my voice, that he knows just " rumph is ordeal, but whe '6 And for’ the first time ty to must be Couyrlent, 19%, by The Pree Publlghing Co. (Tn New York Brening World), Mra. Grumps : fc rat time Pansy felt “Mr. Pollock sayw he will never more or les and that si fae a Moe UNGbLES wo. 44 not wicked,” sald the Imp in ® re- inolined to ory Oy cease to love our little Virginia,” after living 8 and win- Bas . eG ansuring voloe, “You can safely continued Mrs. Pollock, “because she efter living with me for seven years he te quite well acquainted with me.” ‘There was almost a twinkle in Mra. “Tam quite certain she will not hold his love over the seven year time,” re- plied Mrs. Pollock. “I have tricd to ginning,” laughed Mrs, Pollock, “but ' Maxims of aModern Maid M woman's smile, Copprtaht, 1020, by The Press Publishing 4. (The New York ? ai Wort), ARRIAGE is like Prohibition; 2 until you try, you never know efair with smooth diplomacy is to walk over a womah's heart with hob- nailed shoes, while he whispers “Sh! don't make a noise!” men she knows. When @ man who \s spending the day at home can think of nothing else An ounre be Of disoration {9 wacth « pound of confession, ing Petitions for This or That. | Orchard Products Are “Fruiterers.” | ' Another -of Martin Green’s Illuminating Stories of the Film Industry. TAEY DEEM IT A SIN TO WEAR COATS. AND INSIST TAAT rou the producers have taken to raising who rent animals prosper just the EXACTLY WHAT LOS-ONG-A- si retired farmers and their families, As a class they are entitled to hold all the offices in the Order of Hard Boiled Exes. Los Angeles is the kind of town where automobiles are driven by men Who deem it a. mortal ain to wiht coats in hot weather and change their shirts every Sunday. It is the kind of a town where aggressive old ladies sit behind small tables on the sidewalks and grab you by the arm tablishment of State markets or call- ing for the strict enforcement of the Eighteenth Amendment or protest- ing against keeping our soldier boys abroad. ‘The first day I was here I met May Yohe on the street, She is down to about 140 pounds, looks ten years younger than when she was last are everywhére, They say in other parte of the Pacific Coast thes you 44 By Martin Green IGN A PETITION thefr own livestock, but the people the trick bed. ‘They have nothing but room out here, so they build their apartment houses with wide halle ana big rooms and cunningly conceal the beds in the walls and elsewhere. I visited the fat of a friend and the first thing he did was pull a knob on the wall of the living room, ‘The wail swung out and strapped to the back of it was a bed, Then he took me into the dining room and offered bet me I couldn't tind the bed. I on. 8, ‘ “But,” I sald, ‘1 am curious to know what ‘becomes of the bed When you push it back and close the doors The sideboard is only abot two the bathroom.” And he took me out in the bath- room and \provyed It, The floor of the bathroom was mused to permit of never been $9 apen saloon in. Long and’ there will pever be an The Fave amily BARA. 6c OU ave withholding something, What {a it?" asked Mrs. Jarr, suspictously, as Mr. Jarr, money or had your salary ralsed,” suggested Mrs. Jarr, “You are acting very queerly about it anyhow.” married,” Then, to satisfy bh duced the disputed t dollar note, “v's too much money for you. You can get it changed,” sald Mrs, Jarr. “Willie can go out with you and bring back some change, and you can give him fifty cents to buy a bail, I prom- ised him a ball If he was good.” “1 want some paper dolis! 1 want somo paper dolla!” began the little girl, Mr. Jarr pro- . It was a five- ed to » proudly opene 1o was Hatening eagerly to the con “Well, that's a pretty remark to how many cases can be found and inaist that you sign a petition refused to b proudly opened who wis ; . laine Gaeeee against vivisection or acainst Japan. the two lower doora of the sideboard versation as ail girl children do when make,” said Mise Primm. “Do you ‘A* man's’ (dea, of conducting « love ese immigration or favoring the es- “Md extracted a fully equipped bed thelr parents disoum domestic MOAN mean to wuxgestt that masculine cos. "Yes, and give Pmma a quarter, too,” said Mra, Jarr, “as she's your fayor- tte.” ie might lose the money tf we feat deep, fend him out with this five-dollar bill "2" - A A woman has begun to grow old ad & clean town, with wide, well “*Ah," #aid my friend, “that'e the to change,” ald Mr, Jarr weakly. they will,” sald Bobbte. when she had rather talk about her paved streets and no traffic regula- oute part. When you push the hed A cold, hard jight came into Mrs, “Don't you ever run, Spooney. If you aches and illnesses than about the Temes Comat tia Fie Ete ee Or Te a eden Dace unier tS “Cadr \0F Juris oven. "He better not!" she said do you'll finish so’ far behind your emphasis, little boy winced and said quick- : “Oh, no, 1 won't Jost It. I'll hold it tight ‘and run right biok and th You didn't give me anything, don't ,remember it! wou wWeate all BOUE Well, | That's just how nee cn hd te | of my class, mainly by the votes of Oh!" exclaimed Pansy, strange and so clever here, cannot I house?” “We'll ask Mra. Gramps," sald Pinky-Panky. “Dear Madame,” he continued aloud, “This is a very nive little girl, but she is too big to met into your House, Could you not tell her some way of becoming smaller, #o that she might be able to visit your abode.” Mrs, Grumps; “and for what dd I need big or little girls in my. house, I would ike to know?” “Lam sure you would soon see how nice this little girl te," said Pinky- Panky in @ coaxing yolce. “1 like living by myself.” snapped the cross owl. y “But your house is such a marvel of tidiness,” continued the right be able to to enter my yall Pansy to Pinky-Panky, ow delightful! but how am I to get bic axain aftecwards, I wonder? what ie going to together, I know Don't you think it is rather dwagar- Foing to epee ts ae ee Seecveine thal ous? Mrs, Gramps might want. to Mae Sou. knew; yor FIVE-YEAR-OLD VIRGINIA POLLOCK IS THE IN- poison me, and then I could look be- lauatind Ge teak wee Probably know NOCENT THIRD PARTY. hind no more doors! And my,poor Pansy jooked up, and there towers Mt Ruervehing i a0. ¢ mamma would wonder what had'hap- ing wbove her wash huge horse with, ME We ‘think alike, we talk atlke; as it Is Mr. Pollock thinks seven AE ORESSES pened to me; and 1 could no more a jong shining mane falling down like [% all life is too monotonous. You are years of me is quite enough. He says eine ride upon Sunshine, and Faia fn river of light, and another huge (i young and may find another man that. he js tired of my expressions, OLO WOMEN GRAG TOU BY TAE Arm TAEDA see any flowers, or eat anything @ bear, evs . 4 or pat Tim and Cussy, or ask any more questions, Ob, I do not at oll want to be poisoned!” pler if T could be sure al size back again sald the Im) would feal of getting my rf afterwards." “Don't fusa, 3 5 tell an habitual resident like a goo # 1 “Suppose 1 did, and had @ litle ex+ e eee ane Liv vee Ge poe eek wee Of mystery whian 3 LAYS IS LIKE, Sita ncguncooey tie over anaes and true, handed 114 "noney, whut of it?! auiked | ME. who go forth secking statement. oe Ba at she wai ry modern wife employs i ranci t as in his abdomen from “It's a re dolta ” Jurr, “L see other men who @ont forced to give up ®. harldsomely fur- about me, but Mr, Pollock always dis- thee, hay epee Pea oleae trays around. in Jarr. "Ged wore PUL tala Mr. make as much money a@ 1 do and ished apartment and seck a room at Covered my methods and declared Ne jnhabited by 685,000. hicke, Allowing transportation up and downtown and “cy can always flash a roll” ; the Island because she was almost understood me too well, for the jealousy of ‘San Francisco, ts in Los Angeles a little money my frugal midday Yes, and that's ail the most of penniless, although she saya her hus-" “fam not going to ‘ask for a di- which was pecetd by Loe Anasics in call themselves “Realtors,” Groceries meals, haven't ti 0," sald Mra, Jace, ‘The kind Rand has an income of $15,000 and is verve,” oonchided Mrs. Pollock, “be. {yrign wae passed by Low Angeles i i) oiled MGrocete Oe teoliby are keopiie some 0s, people are always showing President of the Union Dyeing and cause of Virginia, All I want is a that Los An more of a gi- the heart of the fruit belt fr thing from me,” sald Mra. Jor, “its thelr, money are the kind of people on Finishing Works at No, 616 West separation and proper support. AB to gantio county tawn than f city. vit J high and hard to got and being more than $5." I looks like $10, I'm Who scidom use it any other way. BY BIDE DUDLEY ' 26th Street, Manhattan. However, the woman who has stolen Mr. Pol- Miche be K, taps kee, sith Rah t within smelling distance of one of the sure I can't be expected to nave when Mra. Btryver always carries @ big : or: since Justice Hendrick forced her looks love, all I can say is that she ‘ite, “in By Ave oF Wichite iggest gasoline refineries in the coun- you spend #0 much money.” roll of money with her, but I nutice Copyright, 1020, by The Prams Publishing Co. (The New York Bening World). Ary Frusband to i A cheok for #0 and had better realize how short weven (yc Inds oF Keo Kati tay oF Wishltay try and having ell Wella scatteral all “You know how much, T get, don't she never has the change for, carte ¢ ELI." suid Popple, the Sbip- Snook, the oan, who had fist’ ‘has case ud at over town, Log Angeles |s.all worked you? asked Mr, Jarr, “Well, I gave oF to pay ¢ or checks whan " e " muceday she hopes that both she and “But in seven years you too wil! Miles with populations multiplia Gh over a shortace of gasoline. “Pho you all but $, diane TI | M“Y® Wo are together, If you were @ man W ping. Clert tonging aside. Seat thie noe” ie Wikd oe Virginia will be provided for. have changed, of course," I said to , 108 Angeles was settled by people Jeonte aay the Standard Oll Company “Maye you've made some extra that only showed your money 1 his newepaper, “I see Na- DUE stop, thie polae.” | He ih Kay Wouldn't # be poasible to become Mrs. Pollock. “Don't you remember, {7m the Middio West. It is said De Caifornia is holding out gasoline - wouldn't care, but you are one of the tional Suffrage i= with ua at last. “ with that the Sen encual a ‘chameleon wife?’ 1 sald to Mrs. sctentist once declared that. we all {here Bre 150,000 ex-lowans here, and, Gn them in order to boost the price — =} sorties that must ‘apend 1 1 KAOW Now all women over twenty-one can and returned bo ha Foon, cas Pollock, “and change your tempera- change every seven years? No doubt Having lived in Iowa myself, I see They might be right. . DRESS OF NOVEL you are just a softy for that man ” the door. ‘There was silence for @> _ ment, your {deas, and pertiaps even Mr, Pollock will discover that you are RO reason to doubt the assertion. ‘The On THEA ORENTAU aw i Rangle and others like him whem you vote Sweat Sian Belele encke we 4, Pecome a fizzy blonde or @ deep dyed different and that he hasn't quite Middle Westerners who have built ANGELENAS PROUD OF HANTUNG are out, und you're the one to pay.” “*Yea," repiied Miss Primm, Private "Cane read, eb?” eald. the boy. rig brunette?” + solved the eternal question yet” up Los Angeles are retired small TRICK BED. ee "pay my shot,” sald Mr. Jart, “DUt Seoretary to the Boss, “Lan't it fine?’ “pheta tums, f could read tien Hien Tt might have worked in the be- But Mra. Pollock only smiled a DUAiness and professional men and Los Angeles is the home town of I don't. shoot often since I've’ been bso a “1 bet you wish It had happened twenty years ago,” auld Bobble, the Office Boy, with « grin, “What do you mean to jnsinuate?” domanded Miss Primm “Oh, he's just talicing,” sald Spoon- er, the mild little Bookkeeper, in an efforteto head off a quarrel, “Now,” he continued, “watch Harding and Cox doll up.” beauty will Influence feminine votes?” “Why, ‘er, 1 sort o thought the wo- men would yote for the good iooking folks will be ashamed of you.” “Ls that #0?” came from Spooner, “In school 1 was elected Secretary problematical. Now I was much impressed. Imp in % ta ail zom wank” mid Mtn this box a “But as you are all me. decome small enough to get into this jl must risk something, or {t would be too easy. Besides, this forest is euch “4 | a wonderful place, some one will always belp you to get big again.” ft “AN night," anid ‘Pansy, out bees voice was still rather uncertain. 6st Mrs\ Grumps had returned to her <-# door, holding in her beak a Gright, 9% red by Sook erry. 4 at part of it,” she sald, “andrd co ~ ° oe sa ee THIS 1S HOW TIM LOOKED TO PANSY AFTER SHE ATE THE BERRY ginning of our “Why do you call her a little girl keep the rest if you want to get eth.» eighth tof if she's big? snapped Mrs, Grumps. smalter.” “a marrint iife't no | “That Ia a matter of proportions,” , Tensy took wha said Pinky-Panky. ; panes EP cae “Proportions bo hanged!” scolded pg nth something very surprising hapened. She suddenly found her- -<) selt benide a huge, sandy-colored animal that had an uncomfortable resemblance to a bear, “What has happened?” Pansy. Looking ap she aw Mrs. G te. Ae Pumps «+e n hor, ang her face ve become much larger, off the tree also, and the door everything seemed i to have grown wy 4s as long as I Wheedling tones, “it would be a real suddenly quite frighteningly huge. ‘ae gan live wiih any rd that Mins Pansy should not see “ph. qufty animal resscuhl iter 1 bearealll woman. I love Me Moved and some one at’ her sides) our. little fives “1 will bring this human child a jaurhed a shrill laugh. sean year-old daugh- berry to eat, which will make Rer tho “des Tim!" cried Pinky: yolco—“it'@ Tim! It's not a bear—: only you have become tiny, and heer: las remained the same size!” at al “Oh, goodness!" cried Pansy; “but iby bigger than Tim. I" cried Pansy, “but I with, ‘0 got on to Sunshine’s ‘This Is too dreadfyl!” “Oh, neyor be abli buck asain ral 4.8 sald the Imp. ters with any woman he has had UCH of the livestock | immediate neighborhood of Los Angeles her berry, And think, what fun, we ip & manic wood and all sorta ore fa constantly changiug gnd very in- enough, So what oan you do with a lead a pampered life, Theirs is a luxurious /existence. Rabbits, Re 75 Carag will be the same size » things can happen. So don't worry teresting. He declares that he dis- man like that? hie pigs, horses, pigeons, peacocks, cows, squirrels, even chickens, are by ) Le Las od “It would be rather Gellehneu), fo and, have a look behind Mra, covers something new about herevery = “What will the nex! woman do with raised and kept’ for rental to moving picture producers, Of late years c it, 1020, by The Pro Publishing Co, (Tho New York Evoutng World), aad Pansy, “but all the s Grurmps's door, and then we time he sees her; but he feels that him?” I asked. wall six years old.” wis By OTTO, THE CROWN PRINCE OF THE OLD EMPIRE OF AUSTRIA-HUNGARY 6 in storage of a bed beneath tt aa a eS : " the gints.” é to do, he always discovers that it's New York, and had the appearance ‘The street car im Loa Angeles T can kg out again and boy my pall’; "And you huven't ehown any class time to eat. of thé cosmopolite that she 1s—but cents but the street railway Mra Jarre Kiang him; “never thinks #nce" sald Botsbie Woman may have the right to vote @he doesn't live here, She lives out is publishing wdvertisements Mee, fore, pesos) Him} “Oh, forget it!” snorted Popple, and the right to propose, but for a fo the Ocuntry one Fete, «NT Ue ee Mes Saaice Hew Saree followed by the youthful ward. hen, he smiled. | Now 1, suppose ‘ yong time to come man will monop PARMERS’ WIVES DRESS LIKE “Ir cts 1s conta to Ket your shines r Jarr went forth and changed ‘eyll have wo. equtn, ¥ i lize the right to grow fat. THEDA BARA. shined in Lox Angeles » shoe el ihre Rea ge Tod nd the Bolsheviki with powder ome ants | The girl who marries the man who There are wonderful stores tn Los polixhing #tanda are patronis a al- eam dol! © a Pat puffs,” cr bc ule, * pj i . exclusively wtrangern. g bas dol da hi “Hea @ little idiot!” id) " tae saved her [ite seks pis saking, Apecies, dry goods totes, and amons MER OTOL Merle of ihe. olty @ their mother for the woman in by primm. “ite thiaks thats’ tuntyet } | ee some time or other, “Why did I ever Who wear costumes that would cause 1 tun by [os [Brother. ay. ee day udollar-andcforty-cent THM she turned to the boy. “We're $ do it? & ot on Broadway. It ie the in- e next day a dollar-and-forty-cent not talking about the Poles,” she ‘There's one thing to be said for the Fueice CESRE Hive CHE hae eins wort WA RRE Banera toe package CO. P. came while Mr, Jart snapped. “We're talking about Uv Reh oe gummer love affair: if it can survive the wife of a retired farmer from within an hours rlde of a ae An Friday he asked for a quarter to get like everybody's talking UND this Uttle boy of eight + P tHe ordeal of svcing each other in wet Sanna paras pride h Mgeod to do, gelen are several wonderful bathing’ downtown. ze these days,” replied wide-spread propaganda ts fil) 7 7 bathing suifs it |s based on more than superficial! attraction. « ~. Mee eae atten an hse beaghes. Long Heach, the | niet wea ING mad OO wees” oe Mie ; rly they ell It hooteh." veing made. Hungary. is te 4 , A waman remembers, her'firet: kiee, but that which a man remembere at tho latest styles in lingerie. Senutivan city GF SR U00 heeds’ cree all the same lot of money with “I gald a ee eeiae eeeeteclix a0 to.. ible hor ie sonata Aeagest Is the one he didn't get, Los Angeles gave birth to the cafe- inally settled by charter mombora of nothing to come out of 11; Qh, don't 1 ee,” sald Bobble, affecting candidate for the position; @leo there =! Overy man marries a woman t9\ reform her—and then wishes trom the Ea bOI SI A der tnn the Anti-Saloon League. There has talk to me about what you gave me! usnom, That makes the prob- is propaganda in Middle Burome. @epths of his bored soul that he hadi succeeded so well. ‘4 ian & union of ot on nnn A A em meme eee ce necnrisintinees Sees see