The evening world. Newspaper, August 20, 1920, Page 16

About Plays By BIDE Make bie initial appearance on the 4m that city about Nov. 1 in y Mr. Hackett will pro- play by Douglas Murray, “Bunk.” On his return to ica he will be seen in Gultry’s teur.”” There ien’t a female char- ip this play. COX WILL BE THERE. ‘Gov. Cox of 0) who is coming to twist the of the G. O. P. it, has docepted an invitation visit the Hippodrome Saturday Aug. 28, and eee “Happy Days.” a new “FROLIC” AUGUST 31, 3 7, fold jr. announces that the ’ “Midnight Frolic’ will start on ae New Amsterdam Roof Tuesday x Aug. 31. There will be an Beauty contest, in which BUM gdianoa whip permnicecd ty piok ‘out the five most beautiful giris, aes BACK TO THE STAGE! Virginia Pearson and Sheldon Lewis film’ and in : Sie ore in the Ang under the of Alex. A. Aarons and : B, Seitz, TO TESTA Instead, they cover that territory with com- ent out from the Morosco, Angeles. EAGLE WORKING HARD. Eagle ““@ENIUS" LABOR DAY. .M. Cohan will present ius and the Crowd” at the George Cohan Theatre on Labor Day. In ‘ Meenas oc tiers,” unch a Western is musical hit, IN “THE BROKEN WING.” of “Mary, and Players DUDLEY | OUR'OWN OUIJA SECTION. | QUESTION—Should a single girl Rise @ married man with an onton breath? Hop Hopper—!I eat onions and the kissea come just the same, What girl would like to meet a cute married man some night? Baby Dotl—If raw onions, no; vice versa, yes! Will Kick- apoo Bunko. send photo to me care Cheese Factory, Averne? Terrible Btuff—Emphatical- ly, yes. If Mush Héad wants to see pretty girls let him drive his garbage cart to Yonkers. Blessed Sweetie—I wish to atate I will not never kiss a on fon-breathed man, and not gar. Ye, It ta not genteel. Lilly of Scranton—A mar ried man who'll eat onions and then expect a girl to kiss him is a goat. I love the Outja col- umn; it t congental, ee bott, Mary Worth, Walter Soott and Joseph Spurin. Gossip, “Irene” t9 a sell-out hit in Boston | at the Wilbur. William Bonelli 1s to be with “Kast Is West.” ‘ Felix Adler ts writing @ musical comedy called “The Cuckoo,” Iden Payne, the Frohman stage director, has returned from London, Janet Stone will be among the prin- cipals in “The Greenwich Village Follies.” Joseph Hart is to feature Homer Barton in a new avt, Dorothy Beard- wy and Natalie Manning are with it. ‘rank Morgan has been engaged by Nora Bayes for ‘a comedy role in “Her Family ‘Tree.” | Garnette Sabin, producer of Muriel) Ostriche comedies, ts recovering from | an appendicitis operation. Percy Winter has been en, as stage director for John Golden's spe- cial “Lightnin’" company. to be with “My Hi Kit is Lady ds" to handle the stage. Sir Thomas Lipton will be Sam L. fei's guest ai lie Capilui w- morrow night. ; A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Cc may not make the man, but you convince your wife don't make the woman. FOOLISHMENT. Mary had a little goat, It had ihiskere on its throat, In the barn thé" horse she'd shut it, So the goat it would not butt it. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Death ends all.” you look most every question. It's something that Anterest ten and women, blond Aes, red-tops und every IU @ question that old man cus asked his Ouija board, he yerniye id ‘art answer, nor has Qille else gince that time, Mebbe Ouija bourdets can solve it. Pur. . Last call on the question, ARE BRUNETTES VAMPS8? 4 Bend the epitaphs to Ouija Editor, |, New York City. rownie—Brunettes are the original ‘goat-getters. one is trying to kid herself she's not a blonde. y Oulja says, “You ‘ { haven't got tl rit." been feeding Terri * raw lae of Ridgewood—Complacent's des may attract men but leave “Ht to the brunettes to hold them. Saucy Sal—Any girl oan vamp whe: makes up her mind to get They all fall for it. Brunette—I'll say they're _ Vamping 1s lots of tun. Aigen—What do blondes bout vamping, It takes a . ¥. Z-—Brunettes aren't yamps. “Whey only mend the hearts we ndea have broken. G. &. L-—Men will always find fault, ey expect all girls to have the three “B’s—reins, beauty and booty. man has thom all. |» & W. Re—-All women are more or “fess alike, but I'll concede the bru- mattes have brains. . Tiddiedy Winks — Brunettes vamp Bul of necessity. Ken, or Venine are vampe. es and think the men are nuts ov: em. E. Pluribus Onion—d'il say they all ‘Hilarity Helen—Biondes are a led-looking jot. ‘Brunetes beat m. i; Soap of Rrsekiynet bet a glass- —) Wined ash-sifter t Ouija Editor is = Dudley. (Ed.—-You lose. Bend 8 oy Nl ot ir er Division.—None They roll to Mr, Dudley's campaign H. Bradley—They vamp unt! Copyright, 1029, by The Press Publlehing Co, (The New York Bventng World), OSH, the way the answers are coming in from the Oui}. ike It since the office agked the readers’ opinion of one half of one per cent. And there's only one more day left to decide this important sestion. The brunettes are winning and losing heavily, depending on the it, Ouija has decreed that brunettes are vamps, so unless ange in opinion to-day, there is no doubt that they are ie of ‘em. And watch to-morrow’s column for the “It it did most of the lawyers would ijaktditorAshs. Nothing they get the right man, then make a od pal. good pal. Babe of Oyster Bay—Brunettes are in the majority for goof looks. They ean’t help their vampish ways. Bronx Twins—A brunette is a vamp whether she tries to be or not, As for men, all of them try to make a hit with @ girl, no matter if her hair is brown, Vio of Mount Vernon—Not on your fife. I know a brunette who ts all that @ woman should be. Among the blondes they ain't no such animal, Woo Lung—Science shows that the brunette, originally native to south- ern jatitudes, led a more vamplan life than her northern alster, the blondo. Terrible Al's Wife—I asked Oulja and she said: “I'm a brunette and you ought to see the cave man that fell for me?" (Ed.—For whom? You or Outja?) Defender—Terrible Al, you are to be pitied. You kick wbout everything. Take heed what you say, for I'll pick up your remarks and heap shame on et Take heed, Terrible Al, i . re CATs Rew Tod torecine Waitin 1, What is the name of the woild’s champion chess player who {s shortly to meet Capablanca for the cham- pionahip. 2. What is the New Zealand? 3. What is the meaning of the word “Messiah?” 4. What Buropean city was de- stroyed by an earthquake in 19047 principal export of COMIC PAGE. FRIDAY, AUGUST 29. 1920 KATINKA IT GOTTA TAKE A 3 SCEN AN’ NEED A HUNDRED MEN- ULL PAY ‘EM OS A PIECE Just To RUN A Few 5~ , om USTSPS 1S “s HERE THEey Core - SNAP Ent Quick ! FoR A Few Lane hg one | | | N) ae ii A. ‘eee, Ken Klin. a HANS ‘3 1900. Prom Publidhing Gn [M. Y. Broning Week) RIGHT HERES WHERE “THE REAL FUNOR “THis “TRIP BEGiNs ! WE'RE GONNA CAMP OUT ON “THE COLORADO PLAINS “ToNIGHT- Yee — Boy! DO YoU “THINK (T SAFE “To STAY Here JOE? 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