The evening world. Newspaper, August 17, 1920, Page 22

Pe lhe le OH hee COMIC PAGE TUESDAY, AUGUST (7,1920 Here's Where the Kitchen Dumbbell Gets the Air! = Sir YESSIR - ABOUT Wen Dorrars! About Plays and Players “& NEW romantic lay culled “Yester- year,” writteh by Sydney Stone, has been accepted for produc- Observations Hon by Max R. Wilner and 8, Pvan- H Arthuresungold, a iwric; tenon | Ponzi's fortune appears t6 be it. Sungold has been recruited) jis misfortune. | Peal tole 1a ime sancie Mrcledy" on]. There' never ba a drop in Rour. When he finishos that engage-| twoollens for the man who car ent he will appear in “Yesteryear.”| ries nothing on his hip. | f- HE LIKES “LIGHTNIN'”, If the Republicans really | William Archer, the English dra-| wanted their candidate to have | tic eritic now visiting In New York,| a front porch, why didn't they | vises John Golden to send Frank con and “Lightnin’” to London When New York gets through with In view of the fracas at the nann* SaEeS= =| GOSH, THAT's MY BOSS! HE'LL MISTER CRABB WANT ME AT THE OFFICE AT 1S ON THE PHONE, ONCE AN’ I WONT GET ACHANCE Boss ! TO WIN BACK THE TEN BUCK: =I BEHIND — me TELC HIM To CALC) y'getrer) UP LATER IM CALL UF NOT IN Now ! LATER. wah 9 anand nominate Ta/t? ¥ ae oa Mr, Archer thinks Mr. Bacon's! Polo Grounds Sunday, it might | f rformance would do as well there as| 3 emark that the is felléreon's Rup in “Rip Van Winkle.” | "0f be amiss to remark that the | vial Giants’ manager hasn't any cor IT 18 “CORNERED.” ner on bottles. The play in which Henry W. Sav- Since the writer of this col- ‘exe, Inc. f y Gerri. Pom Polis a OH. Hoan Wadd BF dacs ray present Madge Kennedy | smn ig now the Presidential can- | Dip YoU. HURT GEE, 1 COULD SWEAR Dodson Mitchell. didate of the Ouija Party, we 'T WAS A ROOSTER OPTIMISM AND PESSIMISM. wish to state that, in our opin- im, Joe ? ae Wiiot Foreman, after an absence of | fon, neither the blonde nor the @iree months, visited the Woods of- | floes yesterday, a “Helio!” said Charles Pinkernelly. >) “Been having a vacation, eh GosH- 1 HOPE NoT — ILL Go waltz ong called “Dear Heart, My “Hello!” said Walter Messenger. | Heart, Sweetheart,” in “The Poor ta Been wick, Elliot were Tittle Rite Gdrl.”” BACK AN’ SEE ; a Dorothy Dickson, of “Laaste, ts to | | IT’S PROBABLY TRUE. act in films for the Famous Players- | te #Smith seems to be well satisfied ; With his new can” said Frank Mayo. ian village poi la Universal filmist, to Director Fred V. Theatre on Aus Tliompson -scently opening at t 7 . eatre on Aug “Yes,” replied Thompson Me he hasn't paid a George McKay is back in the cast irl.” He's been having a air Ownen ite (of “Hone suid Mayo. | Well time with the mumps, | joing his ree |. Bernice Dewey Js now understudy swame story.” for May ‘Thompson in “The Midnight ) Rounders” at the Prome- “The fellow who's been alr work tells me t TWO PLAYS STAGED. David Belasco produced {Slt the i i Doctor” in Asbury Park, and William | ‘ f Th tovnlant 7 = i : aii > Re Brady “Imenddest Violet” tn. Long (nent eee tt srenn and | z : s PHILIPSEURG Branch last night Lilian ,Lorreine have been engaged | cage (Sard mA 1 by the Selwyns fe “Sonny,” WHO, DOROTHY? NEVER! =| cite Carlyle of Muskegon, Mich., Dorothy Gates, who does the high’ has joined the chorus of “The Night | Wagen- | will open panigh Le In & Kemper producti M * anot oe =. — = = 7 Mish at.the Hippodrome, had a day| Goats’ She and Stea Hoban. were ) wlar oes He || | THAT'S THe way } YER Doe Does Nr COME AHEAD, UNCLE EZRA } \9 off Sunday. babies together ’ Docs 7% ‘ No hes - his “Z suppose,”” somebody said to her! frank Fay and Harry Landon have | 1 KeEP SMELLIN Os TELL IF LANOW YER UNCLE &2R4~ T FixeD HIM So HE CanT | P ay, “you went down to the| been added to the cast of “Jim Jam Me Kor © You RE A TReamp MAYBE He ‘Lc THINK SMELL ANYTHING — | and did some more diving.” | Jems,” opening out of town on Aug ’ Pe = “All the diving I did,” replied Miss | Zo, | OR ONE OF Tite He ‘s A TRAMP AND es, “was in and out of bed—for| Vince Lopez and his harmony kings a FAMILY Bre 4im— meals.” aturing Alex Sullivan-Ray Ps — ne You Tell,” at the| ee ‘TO TELL ALL. | Ross-Fenton F fa i ve. be 1 Wilson) Eight ticket sellera are on duty With the Carmine Lips,” at the dling the tickets for “Good Times." - Puneh and Judy, so much about the ‘ | ) Hdentity of the young lady who plays A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, | ) the title role that he has decided tw Tennis and golf will develop a/ Print the answer tw the secret in the woman's muscles, but so will a > “programme next Monday. If you! broom, Want, to know before that ask Mrs. | phic ee Coulrcn. FOOLISHMENT! P cs - There once was a foolish young rat, 4 Gossip. Who shook his t rt | <Haarold Vosburgh has returned from | "M0 shook his gray fist at a cat, | Ithaca, wiiere he picturized a while, And now every day, | A chorus man, who was rofused «| His relatives say | Job vesterday, then tried to sell the ze uf Manager siock in # patent potato | > peeler concern, y on F. Ziegfeld jr, has engaged An-| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | r a role in the new) “Bobbie, which teeth does a man | “1 wonder where Willie is ate” st, lay : a — ia ninping afew lovel “ otte tctbe bace.® | AY WANTS "TH" RG ee A preraut | aa ——— oo You WANT DAY OFF B059- Look Fo! A S68 WILL You BE : hoxyowing, yd Oras SAM— _4\\ Fo’ Mal wire! BACK “To-MoRROW iY WHO: OV: \ 19 (T IMPORTANT £ Sao 2 ty The Frese Vublishing Co, (The New York Evening World), funny one for you, fellow Oulja boarders, While last = blondes were very indignant because ‘Terrible Al and a @ deceitful, this week the bruncties admit that § em to glory in it. Whaddya know about + iin the good word that brunette: are vam * though it was < to be HNKNimous, Unless some of the brun- | Be ites who aren't come through and put up a fehl. dust the sume. nearly every fan he union - — with an an DVilis is . Make hay---arly in the week. Miontes gad brides Busy everybody and send in tful Dod d BP ote Serre an wy the | Art, Bodger Dodging anata é ie au often. ity, lest thou heat thy fin / > ARE BRUNETTES Vamps? in thine own of envi | Whisper jt to the Ouija board ana! @end the results to The Ouija Editor, Complacent—sure t are. FE Whe Evening World, New York City,|OR® Of ‘em, thouwh not so. muc Sweet Papa—Sure they're vumps.|CHolce us necessity, We Bm a brunette, und just jeave tt to is hi mping. Prith by blondes rally attract men, We don't a av sort to yamping. So there. 5. Blondy—You tell ‘em. They vamp| Brown Eyes—t'll say they are. I'm a the boys and leave the biondes|# brunette with big brown eyes and ; jt can vamp. Brown-eyed Lou—t'll say we are J. H. Dollay—Ves, and it takes the | Nellie—Certainiy they are in the|heavenly brunette to vamp us mon Movies, but in real life they're out-|ASk Theda Bara; she knows done by the biondes Grouch of Brooklyn—All girix do Grasker Jack—Brunettes are vamps|8Me vamping either before or after fp zoel, not in real life ™ . nappy Brunctte—No we don't the Parkville Brun: Vamp. We just act natural, The men| Brunettes make ace aa fal for our snappy, natural ways. des becau are right there Blondy of Brooklyn—Brunettes are | With the dark Phat's what gets ®o more vamps than blondes are I's|'em, Terrible Mot who vamps, but the way they Vain ‘em. | could do a little nyse TN. T. Als se _> ah ‘ ‘ alike, "I knead Do ow. ms were 4 { ways my Waterioo ‘em the Sgr edds, boys, They're sure sBuDs Coun iHAN Sock It to Him, Lou; He Sounds Like a Landlord! ANYBODY ELSE? LEAVE IT TO LOU FRep!! — You DON'T =_ON 2 if UAL — FINE STUFF. Lou! RUNNING OFF “THAT PareTY TO-MORROW NIGHT AN NENER GNIN' JIM AN ME IM. "7H FiresT!— HE Hasn't Gor ) ANYBODY ELSE —_ YET? OAS SALLE. RIGHT!— . HAL HAL— JIMS GETIN' A BUNCH TOSE THE TO WALI IM_AN' Queer. TH PARTY! © prens Hus, c0. (yveve, WORLD! whos at Sate 1 Covstigh!, 1920. by The Prom Poblishing Ca, | EH: Peirbanle—Tey'ce: an (Tee Now York Bening World) yamps, and every one of them cer 1. What Italian city is called, ine | Mainly oes vatip Ask dad, ‘na| "latte. Paria" on aovount of’ ite} Knows. But the blondes more ‘than |®4¥¢ty? make up for them. Pet—i know from experience that Blondes can vamp better than any 3. What angel ix held in ‘pa ioular Happy M.—The hrunettes put an |feverence by both Jews und Moham P, romance aod ginger into this | *tans | aria. 4, Who is general George of Brooklyn—They don't | Dafta be. They get ‘em without we Accepted as the ES nerally a ‘ es — THE ROPES TAP HIM ON sculptors of ancient | i WHY WHEN A FREIGHT » ; Mad} | | \ TRAIN COMES ALONG THE HEAD SO_HE oe ae SL i ieg et yirre * reckless bravery | {| | WHATS ALL AND A BRAKE MAN’S OA BRIDGE : 3 RELL KNOW HES \e Reraiution? THose ROPES | ~\ an TOF OF a MAIN: = i ur th aationaity oc tno | | nose. @ Fes ON TOF OE ! = THE TWAINS SO HE’LL KNOW HES ribecdld Kaau found? | TwERE FOR © oar: sees Sila ‘ Tre OTHER, Stnowien et 4 : THE OTHER win first manu; = ( WAN -—— errible Al wins | 4 Give me the hair, Dlaok aye plexi Vol; rtall and Co—snappy stuf, ru may. Guess the blondes will make a ‘Fun On the drug stores for d Pitkles—Your « n's wrong. It} be, ot} Ke that es then iW at Is the p. of the flower \ whi ving the seed called? rock race for America's Cup? Wear | . | MN ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. NVELAA . WV vl Anthony Wayn 6 ; nites; &, Igloos: } 10, Python; 11, pistl; 1