The evening world. Newspaper, August 5, 1920, Page 24

pers N iit * yet Ain : —— c cae Lucky Gessitt Didn't Have a Canary! and Players aii . THERE'S NO SUPPER TONIGHT— BS lruar Biko 1S 1 GANE Al cos, swe Eats) DU EY : You'lt NOT GET A THING To EAT YELLING AGAIN - Him Sik | iY WAY OF Div iN. | UNTIL ¥'GeT RID OF THAT PESTERING] [GIVE Him ANOTHER) [ALREADY | Ite only a ba) wee dutton- CRACKER, 5 ae KATINAS! 5 lesa shoe that stands on the old mantel-place, with faded gold fringes and linings of blue ana toe-marks ap casy to trace. Though rather forlorn from the | wear of the years and showing some signs of decay, whenever I see it I fight back the tears aa I think of a long bygone day. Just twenty-five years have Deen slow creeping by since she of the shoe went away. We've pases: never forgotten her—toemarka | + <9 ""19 STAGE “SONYA.” and I—awhile waiting our next & thresact drama from| meeting day. And when I am Polish of Gabrisia Zapoiske, will! cared and my work here te o'er, | by the Kiaws this season.| 7 ening 7 shall pack wp the shoe | r( — and put it on Toddler's wee foot | “WHEN THE LAW GOT BUSY. |, ust once more, in the land way A big automodile. stopped oppomite payond the big blue. i a ICANT RON IN PoLLy WITH ONE EVERY WANTS A CRACKER ¥ Sey HUNGRY KEEP y'STILE For A eae CRACKER) | \ X MILLIONS OF “TONS oF Green | WATER — POURING OVER “THAT CLIFF AN’ “THUNDERIN' DowN IN A CLOUD OF FLYING But Boy: ain’y \T AN AWE INSPIRING SIGHT ? LOOK AT tT, MAN wow!! = WHAT'S TO PREVENT (tT ? ao he ox " . T SAY OLD CHAP - OW IGH a Y 1S “HS BaLLY waTERFALLE) Co fs © at Rialto inte yesterde; id the “SEARCH ; eur ent tes ore S| ————— +S SESE Gost Oe aatea aaa } SPRAY £ AINUY IT tatoo rby were’ Violet,” David Carh, He bi <| 00 Pe Rose beet gl ga pes Mes Marie ‘Gott for the tite rola | Ub! Madi cine WONDERFUL ? Bet it cont $6,000." | Gossip. | In : gar cost twice that sum Eh) ane seat rale for "Good Times” at et Tepted Le Rome masa ene 8 Hippodrome started to-day.” 1 ane ar” horse thet |, Margaret Severn has been engaged | be 5 Vig reali che ‘law | 20F the Greanwich Village “Follies.” | peer Bee prvekin Anna Paviowa is returning to| here, he Auneriga soon with five balleta for use pes on her tour. | MR. WATSON WAS RESTING. | Marcus Loew has bonght the Mercy | : gxtk Haxzard of “The Night Bost” |-Theatre, Yakima, Wash, He will Poaste that he te fairly well acquaint offer vaudeville and filma to’ the| & ‘4 with a plumber at Great Neok | yaicimakacks. \ Swhere he lives, The other day one of Soott Cooper hae been engaged by! i BG CARE Ea... I | SY Ge OES PB LITTLE MARY MIXUP— The Pup Looks Heavy With Food! Towser (OWSER 18 GETTING “Too V T Keep HM CANDY ate THe Time -THen 4a Gers 3 i Ly « © pipes in Jack's home grew hoarse) the Messrs, Shubert for a role in i dane caliea up the plumber’s house. | “piue Bonnet.” ’ “Tell Bill to grab his tools and come! Jegsica Brown “has agree to teach } over to Hazaard’s,” he said |eome of the Winter Garden girls how salon in some kickist w-| Chutley rin, musical director of port for a Little reat and recreation.” = ‘rhe Poor Little Ritz Girl,” never tas | Cat | tls hair cut. He shakes ‘em out HOW ‘BOUT THIS, GIRLS? Jomatock & Geet have enguged May George 8. Heineman of No. 101 W ling as manager of “Adam and { Sth Gtreet wante o girl, Listen + a." ‘This firm will have other ) . ‘what be says about her: ] romen’ as managers. \wwetew ? irs Wey, uncie ¢ Lady Lillian Maxwell-Wilishine, an, COME ON ToWSER — FAT —— You MusT TAKe. \ \ TD want a girl, o, ~ 2 ‘ . Engligh. actrees, will arrive fi 3 You've Cort @or & f Whe nesda't be Decutt/ut, Pasiish. actrees, will arrive from iM OUT AND GIVE Hird sell yeh one Ve { HARD WORK Twa # But dy alt meane “Mota.” |, Ae GOOD RUN EVERY DAY. cos one EXERCISING BerreR way Mis EKERCISE WACCING ua neh b8 eaiteel. | B Ziogted jr. yemorday eelected EVERY DAY — TAAT Doe OF XERCISING- iesthu. ¢ ‘ : tem beauties for tis new ‘Midnight EVERY DAY Towser — we é : Frolie,” There were three blondes, | . ; ; 7 wont o girl, three brunettes, three auburn-buired | ‘ i Khe might de plain, girls and one fiery sorrel-top. : ¢8galat her face Joseph Striker has bom placed | ai pineal by Joba Golden on: ; , She must refrain will appear in “Pun to the Right,” y eS which opens in Boston on Aug. 16, ; date git Allan Dinehart will bave a role in| “The Love Woman,” which the Sel- | ee are ee, wyne will produce soon, with Florence ‘ 4 " a ner Hair tong ; Reed im the principal role, : 4 And not tn a boh | . . *s | (A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. T want @ girl, Pity the woman who doesn't discuss } Do you think ru! get her? her neighbors’ clothes-whe’a blind. I think T'Hl atop, Spe * at FOOLISHMENT. { | os, Don't you. think I'd hetter? There was. young man in St. Claire, ; —— ; ia * wust ‘a SEEN FUNNY. | Who slowly was losing his haw, | ‘Priscilla Dean didn't know the new Said he to his pop I Walter in a cate ahe visited recently | “I've come out on top. é Peeemomensint est. | So what in the deuce do I care” a ering 2 je atraw for my iced) f ous, the walter, » | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. oS Mirped Priscilla, “Straw! “Prohibition is going to hinder us Mow COME~ “Hooz1zs 963! —— -%9-4% THAT ‘You doe ? . BRADY'S NEXT! | sth whet way ?® | |f wits Aub : } Gili “Av Brady's second produc-| “Wer won't be able to ge the rull| [THE PILLOWS J/si4 GoNNA —BuT (T CANT Ge tt Mon of the seasen will be “Immodest | vote out.” Luxe ? use TH’, out Be thtaenetaleldedoe Miaetietabei Md tality Copyright, 189, by The Pres Publishing Co. (The New York Kvening World), ! ANG, you do us proud! Just as| Bick from the swamps !s all wrong. soon ag we start a question, | Jim, Flushing—The birds that wear tang, you're al! on the mark, |™Ustaches must be aj) he-milliners or | 1 IMPOSSIBLE 9p | are oem ¥ : something. . and ringing the bell with every post | | imo! Mighty plaused about the way | mustucny forme of curse neaousy + Svery one raliled to the defense of! 1. It makes him look okler, ; t 4 Vet- Rutherford. Personally we like} 2. It kes him look younger, i the old bird, but,on our day off Miss} 3 gin wants tian to. | tf t Betty Vineent ran the column and | 1, MN te last te the one big roa | y fan that line about, tying an anchor ee Wo-his heck and drooping tim off the | naa ’ian! fre Village Vamp—For my } sehio. ‘ | Edith—Janoore, they're not sanitary, ¥ But here’c the BIG IDEA! | Ray.o’ Sunshine-—i think any man who wears a mustache should also SHOULD:MEN BE ALLOWED TO Wie, Tele 4 Mustache should | t WEAR MUSTACHES? | Vol | | . | lo—-Maybe they're commuters 1 Write, ‘phone or wire immediate. who haven't time to shave, Boost thie P.O. Dept. Send your) Honey Girl—Some women y marry | ; Sse Gh Editor, Evening fF money, some ‘em marry for TT TeKES A SMART MAN TO SPEAK IN” Seven SMereTErR ONE To REMAIN SIVENT " TM ONW OUT HERE FOR THe WEEK-END ¢ yy THAT'S a ON THE (1a em 2 * “He } Time Fest (OUND !— OE J |tooka, but 1 want nan with a mus- sul ode rms \s) 1 iu rs eH r, / F ‘ DOE . J i Helen-Metrepolita the ‘men |{2008, ‘te kind You read of in| Same SeeOUNy AND — eau Look who | ‘a av ee ES AUWRYS “TALIS —— f PUNPHS, BOASTING, 5~ ‘ Matat Rutherford— gia " “BRAINS,- Denefit of the public, will K ABOUT HIS y i : Melorad-tell-us whether be is a. \ DeVou ae i ea ES ¢tan of the Civil War, Spanish War, ~% Revolution oF just veteran at the | now? k war of love? We have an iden that | 1 ha is about thirty years old, has ved | Cawriai!, Way the, ree Publiniing Co on Dalr,and really is & woman hater.” New Bventng Workl) Ed. of Jersey City-—-What do they | 1. What is the name of the Kaiser's mean they wouldn't be seen with « | 80n who lutely committed suicide? fellow with a mustache’ 2. By what name. are Conper’s Bailyluke—How about xetting paint |etories of the “Long Camuine it from kiesing irl’ painted ® ‘ps’ fe an arch formed by the op of several arches A » name of the guve rive to t —It's the only | upper lip. It| ante tosmest a| ene ater me eis the Bat: | y known? | 6. By what othar r tle of Hastings comn ‘Maggie of Nyack~It's immaterial | to Wie? | RU * RaxxYou™ tell” ‘en, Rutherford Nix co the baseball nines that (als) | ,% Of, what constellation ie the) [Owe © — | cr TNT ae’ phase the ‘apper-tipe ‘of some of eur| Pole Star the brightest ‘body ? ou ws sae f ST Love i FINK You Diusning boys. 7, In what city did St, Paul tind MuverR, T q vu { S CEST VE A NICKLE Bobby V. Brosklyn—'m an old |80 ailar dedicated to “an unknown lLove You THATS \You MORE | ETH THE NICE : HA i fiend of* Yet Rutherford’s and want {#4 | NICE v Eve 'Y SINGLE | MUVVER- MyvveR to,say thal, be'p all right | %. OF what principality i Monte | awe MUCH he 3 nh IN THE "Nobelly Home—Atter I ace nome of | C80 § ; i \ Syme Minute woRLD ur bearded boys. Tundersiand wher | act ——— v 3 er Darwin gg his theory. ' ns hj fis N, ¥. C-—Why pick on the| 59 nat fon ent share /| La eu? 1). What is the meaning of the of Cypress Hille—Don't | word “juggernw eupper Mipt Why net wear ‘em al) over the feos? the boya” In vhese dry days Who invented the one-handed ‘of the haley lips may have come | deaf and dumb alphabet in common : hair toulc. ‘use in America? | A ; Blonde—No!_ =It| ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, 1, Joaghim: % leutherstocking Brsokiya, N. A Lard Tales; 3, gro! chi; 4, Righteous: : y hasn't | iinet Soviely; attle of Beniac; 5, ter” (Thanks, | small Bear; 7, Athens; i ‘anewer’ 9, tatting; 10, Tommy Burns; 11, dareey ior’ of the world; 12, De I'ipes.