The evening world. Newspaper, August 4, 1920, Page 24

‘About Plays BIDE atte “BACON TO REMAIN. ~ Jotm Golden has arranged with A. . Brianger to keep Frank Bacon in ,* at “the Gaiety al) next and Provan i DUDLEY They organized a orchestry a week ago to-day. It's decomposed of bright young men who think they'd like to play. My brother, dim, he went an’ joined; he thinka ‘twill win him fame, They made him get a insterment—a ‘cello, that's ite name. Jim got @ second-handed one an’ brought it home to scrape. Gee whiz, he made my father mad, Says he: “You crazy ape! That flat-boat you're a’sawin' on ta "bout to eet me, wild, I never knowed before that I had ratsed a weak-brained child.” Jim's had the ‘cello just four days; he’s sawed the whole house sore. Next week the or- chestry's going to mect adove WHATTA YWANT "To STAY WERE FOR ? IT'LL Cost WHAT's Tu CHEAPEST geng0n. This attraction will undoubt-| Joe Watson's store. Dad says US A GOB OF COIN} a Saly.sct toe fonrrran rood for Yous] Ghat the rett of fom are half aa AND You SuacesteD Room Y'Gor LEFT ? |. WELL, You WERE a GOING “To SOME LITTLE Bi 7 ‘cin bad as Jim, he thinks he'll head [STAY Here! | Ne oN wo Frees “y CHERRY TO STAR ALONE. @ howlin' mod an’ hang 'em to a : » ‘ YAR" Town, To BI ' en, ,Rowo announces that when| limb. SUGGESTED (T: opens at the Shubert-) =——————— ~ an ee eet Se Riviere in September Charles Cherry its star. June Walker wiil| are role played at the 39th) Theatre by Francine Larri- Fe ay fa ©. Tyler will present Edrard Carpenter's dramatization of “Bab” stories at the Apollo The- , Rtlantic City, next Monday Helen Hayes will have the st ae role. After a brief tour the i Production will be seen on Broadway, i MISS BAKER'S DEBUT. . i Baker, the cightoen-yoar-old daughter of Colgate Bakor, made her debut recently with Henry Hull i reater Love.” Miss Baker had of glory. Mra. Kern had prompted him. “Sho often does that,” said the com- poser. “Mrs, Kern never forgets my melodies."’ GOSSIP, Grace George and Jane Cow! are isoing abroad soon. Juanita Fletcher and Marjorie Gate- son have been added to the cast of “Little Miss Charity.”. Helen Berkiey, who has been fll, hae returned to the cast of “Honey Gir.” Theo, Karle; tenor, fa to sing two of the songs of Frank H. Grey. Mr, Grey is Pe composer of “Lorayne.” group of “Follies” girls invaded DISAGREEABLE < You Tell "Em; My Tonbue’ sin My Shoe! Glready won fai as a champion! Ziogtold's bath! b Len: = feonia player, bu she aays shucks, xz Saucy. and the town. took| ing fa asier than he Net EOI: ay of SSN MARY RUN. ovERL Twa mice Bie \ wiY—~ mary-$ 1 Krow Weare Tey Just | : Dave Seed, an norobatic dancer, has ~ ‘He Grocery UGuUMBERS — You BRove+T ‘ ‘ Litter CUCUMBERS GRAYS BEEN HELPING. |r er ca ac br Aas AND GET TWo Two nice Bie | WATERMELONS? Bore war HAs. @RowN uP? ‘Pommny Gray, who hasn't been seen! ‘rhe Berio Sisters, champion divers, Hice Bie Cucumbers on Broadway lately, thas been found, write the book and lyrics of the new! “Grenwidh Village Follies’ which will! forth at bouse thie month. J. Baldwin Sioine bas writ- + ten the music. Tommy says the show have been engaged by Charles Dill- ingham for “Good Times." ‘Phe men in the mechanical depart- ment ofthe Winter Garden will have an outing at Whitestone Sunday. The Messrs. Shubert have engaged Richard ‘Taber for a role in “Blue Bonnet.” “Pitter Patter’ will have tts first CUCUMBERS — ; ean e lightful land of Bohemia, Gosh!|presentation at Long Branch on ‘Guess we'll have to go. Aug. 23. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. An Atchison colored man is scared nearly to death, Adootor told him ‘the had anoestors,—Atohiaon Globe, Hi { ideal “Look,” he sal, soin't it the iw °C. FOOLISHMENT. The band dared out a shimmy, + By Milen P, Bunny, the kid she Uke sin, Said she: “I need a Mew fall hat, i The tittle tolled not, But John says save my money, Pu'trim my old one over just Bien 90% Row she conlé epint ti |” o, make him call me Honey.” he et ee ik oR Kemet Re So Many Little Afterthoughts! Se ae (15 3H’ Biacesr ap ir ue! mm SHE PROMPTED KERN. She dropped a hundred doar hat, NO PACK HOR: me si fl : mass We dropped in to see Jerome Kern| O'er which she had been skt 7 TU OR COL We c recently at his home, “Want to hear| 4.4 ar sncther ene acetal STUFF FOR ME” NS OUGHTA BE ABLE 'f.4 TRIP —Tit GET A “TRUNK BIG ENOUGH “To CARRY EVERY THIN’! And at another counter she & new waltz?" he asked, takin; t ‘at the plano, Sr ness shea Spent eighty bucks for trimming, “Uh, huh!" we replied. jerry began 05 play a beautiful ‘ ane Suddenly be stepped. He ery FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, forgotten. But just then something! Clerk—My enlary is not what It fhappened.. From eomewhere upstairs | should be. os a Brot sweet whistle. Jorry| Employer—But could you live on : again and finished in a blaze| what it should be? Doi yoa!9 i orid Oni jo Bdibor Shs, Coprright, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), Ww" Uke to sce the mail come in. | signal Nussies on the bridge gang ofa >TO PACK ALL OUR “THINGS IN “THAT. Baey } Takes six office boys to open| battle wagon. it We read ‘em all, relig- dousaly, got a laugh, on ‘em all. Goldilocks, Paterson, N. J.—Can you ine a tnustache adorning the pper lip of a healthy A: "contrib loesn't get printed With a sense of humect at savvy that it's one that’s Mollie K,, ‘Thanks for all the sig-|_ Mollie K, N.Y. CI hate that in- & jone; we'll try to use ‘ein. “ M Se ne PPE | ccmmnehend my oomerdeneion he LE y can jook {t up in a dictionary, The Bh Fo Mt Spee poor Englishfied simp, Bah! Hi Rath of Arverne—I have no use for.| “HERE Mey BE Con, fane, shoot the roll. 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