The evening world. Newspaper, August 4, 1920, Page 21

-Can a Woman Be Happy If Married to a Genius? | Pretty 19-Year-Old ‘Mildred Chaplin, Divorce Suit, Claims She annot Live With the World’s Funniest Man. “Genias Hubbies Do Not Make Fireside Companions’”’ By Fay Stevenson. Curtis, 19%, by The Pree Pubitsbing Co. (The New York Evening World), ft tt tmpossible to Hive with a genius? Wreet Ghartte Chapiin, own thelr ' Fé Ft i as 8 t i ii i: Ft i j i . L gic i POG eee ir or a Tt i all the seme—sconer of lator the Genius husband is bound to turn to ‘There was & pause and Mildred Har- Chapita looked into space and bit Rot advise the average we ‘o marry a gentus?’ NOI” wan the prompt admit I am tempermental Ske new things, I say ich I frequently do not mean, of it all I love with the same I do not tire of the real things the way Charlie does. Per- I do not believe that any wom- be happy with @ genius hus- ‘ when your Ittle taby wae born, didn’t that cause a new tender- ‘up in the heart of the trl wife. “1 do not think « genius cares for beatll i ef if Bae te i { put this question to sweet little mineteen-year-olf Mildred Chaplin, who has just brought euit for divorce from her the man who makes people laugh until the tears nguonss HARRIS. CRAPLIN. parenthood,” replie “Our baby Mved Mildred Chaplin, t three days and Mr. Chaplin was very unhappy over the fact that I said I was ill. He wanted me to be bright, gay, always eparkling. Because I was a women and wanted tenderness and a little affeotion just at that time he was dis- gusted with mo, Just at a time when T needed him most he left me alone. “When we had our new home tn Los Angeles I frequently wanted to give a dinner %party and I would ask him when he would be home, but he would never know. \ ou can't make a genius husband a fireside companion. He Will declare he must have inspiration, variety, must be bright, happy and have lots of jazz. I suppose he must. But in the mean time my advice to the young girl who wanta a tame, domesticated better half, {a don't wed a genius. No, not even if he tells you you are his sole ‘nspiration, Decause it won't lant long; {t can't.” What Do You Eat During the Hot Weather? Copyright, 1020, by The Press Publishing Co (The New York Evening World), “663 exclaimed e business woman. IMPLY hate to cat when I come home all tired out these warm days,” Had she been’ served with a tempting salad and @ glass of toed tea instead of a hot dinner she would prob- ably have partaken of it with a relish. Baiads can be made nutritious by for pepper, one tableapoontul melted but- ter amd temon juice. Lightly grease gmail enould end pack well with the mixture, Set on toe and when ready to serve remove from mouki and ar- pange on thin alices of tongue cut in Giroular shape, Gerve with sauce tar- tare or mayonnaise dressing to which as been added chopped olives and ‘Various vegetables can be mixed to forma very delicious salad. Cook vege- tables until! tender, then thorough- ly chill them. Put all the ingredients * into a mixing bow! with French dress~ ing and tose lightly. Drain and serve on & bed of lettuce leaves. A border of radishes or finely sliced cucumber add to the appearance of thie A sprinkling of chives over a the top te also appetizing. In thie salad left over vewetables ean be used to advantage. Beets, car- fete and otri combine well. ‘A, delicious salad is made of a nest Jettuce with a mound of asparagus a, string beans, water sliced cu- @umbers, celery hearts, green peppers, andive cut in strips, and pimentos. A good French dressing is made by mixing one-fourth teaspoon salt and @me-cighth teaspoon pepper. Gradu- @fy add three tablespoons olive oll, Tring all the time, Then add one jepoonful of vanegar. lelion salaA is cooling and combined with other ingredi- makes a savory dish. Ohop the eppers, ressing. 3 Serve on lettuce feaves, Dandelions combine well with oot- cheese, Some cooks make jad of dandelion and diced cucum- . Dandelions, onions, red peppers, @weet pickles and lemon juice is a combination. @tring eans and onions make «4 ealad. Bo does cold holled beet i A nd arrange in layers around, then { make @ mound of strawberries in the center, (Mix well together one tea~ oontul lemon juice, two tablespoon- oe Gala baulespouns of a ees er amemen ney at renee “olive oll and pour it over the fruits immediately before serving. The Latest Fashion Dres: Beaded With Glass and Pearls. Society in All Its Modish Turns Out For the Saratoga Races P5)J Poy L. Hcordel?. Publ Cnr, fates Hei HEN his father came home the other day, Witlie Jarr met him at the door, One side of Willte’s face was orange and the other blue; both hands were purple and his nose was carmife, a “Why, Wille,” cried his father In alarm, “whatever is it on your face? Oh, you've been playing with your water color paints! Go wash it off, ike a nice little boy, and put on @ clean waist, so you'll look neat at’the supper table.” “It ain't paint, Paw, and it won't wash off,” replied Master Willle with a please! expression. “It's dye,'and Johnny Rangle says tt won't Hever come off and I can go with the clfous as the Blue Faced Boy from Borpeo.; Can I, Paw?" winin Mr, Jarr gazed at the human Ester in dazed surprise: “Well,” he said finally, "I'm not wolng to say anything to you. But I'm sure your mother will be horri- fled. Willie, you shouldn't be such a trouble and torment to your mother ft makes it very hard for her, And poor mamma has enough to do with- out you"— “Maw don’t mind,” said the little boy. “At least, whe didn’t notice, She's dycing a lot of things, and I just took some of the ¢olors to play with, and we had a side show down in the back yard, and I was the Blue Faced Boy from Bernco, and all the kids In the neighborhood had to give pennies and things to see me!" “Well, if your mother can stand {t, T can,” said Mr. Jarr, with a groan of reaignation. ‘But your little sister wil] be frightened when she sees you.” “Oh, he's seen me!" sald the little boy. “She's dyed her hair green he- cause she wants to be the Green Girl from Greenland and go with the cir- cus too, But she won't dye her face yellow or red because girls is stuck things!" "She's dyed her hair green?” re- peated Mr, Jarr. “Surely not!" But the ttle girl, who had been tying « orimeon ribbon to the newly , all to please papa, came running forward, crying: “Look at me, papa! Ain't I nice? And at this juncture Mrs, Jarr camo forward. Her face was spotted in dots of various hues, a dis ur ef punple was across her nose where she had perhaps brushed st with the back of her hand; one hand was a palo magenta and the other a grucsome green. “Look at those children! Aren't they a eight?” she asked. “They will get into everything.” “I should say they AR® a sight!” @aid Mr. Jarr dolefully. “Well, I can't help dt!” said Mrs. Jarr with a resigned alr, “I told them to keep away from the dye, but I can’t look after everything. I start- ed to Gye a couple of summer dresses of mine that had faded. Mrs. Rangle dyed that old pale pink gown of hers that looked so tackey and {t came out the moat beautiful shade of lavender you ever saw.” "Tt doesn’t look as though you had been dyeing tavender,” sd Mr, Jar “You and the children appear to hi been rioting in the primary colors. “T can’t help it,” replied Mrs. Jarr, It's o fascinating that you simply ant resist it When you start. started with pale blue and got sev- eral beautiful shades on those old mmer dresses, but, sot being satia- fied, I kept at it and spotled them, t to be a dingy, dirty, brown- too bad," eaid Mr. Jarr, “Ob, it's all right, now,” sald Mra, Jerr. “Tve dyed them biack, Black fe atwaye in etyle. Remember me telling you yesterday?” “Tm glad it came out all right,” aid Mr. Jarr. “When will supper be ready?" “I haven't bothered about supper end as I was saying, I dyed every- thing black, Swypose a friend should would not neod to buy mourn- “Ah, that gives everything the hue ot hope—which is black not blue, I =e.” ontd Mr. Jary resignediy. On Regalia Old Mrs. Gargoil Is Inclined To Dance When Dammydimmydoo Begins to Pipe on Her Flute By Marie, Queen of Roumania, ELL, I never!” exclaimed Dame Dammydimmydoo, after the crow had so vio- lently attacked Old Stick-in-the-Mud, “1 must say that for once I agree with you, little Pansy, about Spooty- pootypuff. This was a most unjust!- fled act of discourtesy toward that worthy old wiseacre—most unjustified, indeed. No doubt the ancient old body 1s a bit of a prig, but Spooty- pootypuff has no excuse for behaving in such @ way, and of course he has flown away to bo out of reach of my just wrath!" “Won't the poor old wise fellow down there be awfully offended?” asked Pansy, much upset. “Ot course he will be, and rightly, too. It would have been a most up- setting experience for anybody, but how much more so for some one who considers himself one of the seven wonders of the world.” “Can't you call him back and tell him we're sorry?’ pleaded Pansy, who hated to hurt anybody's feelings, even the feelings of the dullest people, “Yoa, of course I can, but I don't think anything will indi :e him to Teappear now after such an offensd,” “He will not show himself now for many a day,” eaid a curiously hoarse voice from somewhere at their feet. “Who is talking?" asked the old dame, bending down, her long hooked nose very near the grasa, “Iam talking,” said the same voice, and there was a movement among the forget nota, and then a heavy flop, and a rmous dark-brown toad hopped into view. “Oh, it's you, Mra, Gargoll, 49 it? sald Dome Dammydimmy doo; not sven you for many a day. “I have had gout in the of my right foot,” complained toad. “Mrs. Gargotl does not’ belong to the very amiable specimens of this I have third toe the world,” chuckled the old dame. “Where are your little ones, Mra, Gargoil?” asked the wise woman, turning to the out with you to-day.” Davy are taking thelr mud baths, y are a fine lot this year, thougti @ bit slow, but I must protest, in the name of the community, at the insult done to our venerable patron; never has euch a thing been known to hap- pen before.” “I confess that I am much vexed about it," admitted the dame, “It ts @ most regrettable episode, and L Quite appreciate the feeling of indi. nation raises among you all, . am eager to make all amendes dn the of my unruly follower.” Tam afraid no excuse will be ablo to wipe out ay ait," sald old Mra, Gargoll, drawing down the cor- nere of her over-largo, sour-looking mouth “There are certain acts that are unforgivable, quite.” ‘The old toud’s bulging eyes looked vindictive, and her looss throat throbbed with bhl-contained enation. “I am eure I am very grateful tor ve vice,” suid Dame Darumydim mydoo, drawing her little flute from her pocket and beginning to pipe “Good gracious! What stimulating usic,” said old Mra. Gargoil i § clare that it makes m6 quite youn, and actually Inclined to dance a jig! And the w inly creature began swaying about, as if the wind wi blowing her gently this way and that “If she considers that dancing,” said Pansy to herself, “well, then"— Panay did not go to the and of her thoughts, remembering how old Dame Dammydimmydoo wis able to read them jn so uncanny a mannor. + The old woman took he her Ups, “He is not comin toad, “They are not Graveyard after the recent “quake. the lady |e alive and hpaithy. it~ statue = GOIY Down. EAR FOLKS: I hear you safing D that I talk a great deal about clear thinking, but ne tell you how to think clearly. Permit me to call your attention to the moving pictures you see, They are far better as examples than the stories you read, for you can SEE the plot unfold. Scenario writers are the highest paid authors to-day because they KNOW how to think correctly ao. that directors, actora and the au- dience may know what the picture story te all about. Notloe how the plot unfolds,.step by step—logically. Note how this little thing and that Uttle thing are fitted im to let ‘you know how the picture i» going—ite method and movement Try clear thinking just once, Begin putting a litte harder work here and there. Drop a hint to the ohief that you are saving him money which he should share with you. Your employer will never give you a raise uniows YOU have a clear idea of WHY you ought to have ft. Yourd truly, ALFALFA SMITH. “Lam afraid he is seriously offend and rightly, too, poor dignified soul,” He is not a sole,” protested Mra. Gargoll, whose baggy throat throbbed ore than ever. continued Mrs “thoy Gargoll; to consider me out of place seem wherever 1 am, ‘They prefer tho useless little green frogs that ait on the new-born leaves and have oxactly the same color aa the foliage and make such an awfl! row in the ning, [have @ much more melodious voice," and to Pansy’s astonishment the hideous creature #uddenly sent forth a few deep tonés like a far-off bell, of like the deep note of some strange, bird. “In that your voice?" exclaimed Ponsy in reat admiration, “Yea, Mttle girl, that's my vatoe,” waid the unattractive personage com- placently. ell, tt certainly is much prettier than the little green frog's songs.” “Lot it be a lesson to you, Uttle girl, not to judge people only by the color of their clothes, ‘Those uaelens little green seamps are the color of fresh salad, because they #t on the trese: but I am earth-colored, because I remain on the ground, and we anl- mals good reavyons for taking the color of our surroundings,” What reaeons?” asked Panay. “Reasons of self-defense—we hide much more easily if we are the color of the places we Hve in.” Why need you hide?” “Ab! that, alae, is a uw of nature, and if it is not man that hunts us it's some other crenture of creation It's cortainly @ sore trial, but when quite young we already Jeara to be eternally on our guard.” “What a bore that must be," ex- claimed Pansy “Oh! ie more than a bore!” aald the toad; “but bere comes my mes- senker With another enviable hop the mus- tard-colored frog reappeared among them “Wel dimmy doo. "Did you see him with bated breath, “Yes; I saw as much of him as protruded ¢rom the mud he had taken Fefuge into. Ho looked Nke a huge block of very anctent wood on which all yorts of weeds had grown, He's @ most imposing personagy, and cer- tainly he is a sort of holy and glort- ous terror to all those down there. Often the Httle tadpolew lose their tails out of sheer emotion wren he approaches, It's very, very wonder- » vou know, to be #o old," “On, ¥ murmured Pansy, “Even to think of it makes me feel quite solemn. “Woll, as there ta nothing more to for the moment, we'll be off, ‘The sun ia wetting low, and you must be hungry; T am to arrange a tittle pionio for you, which I think you will like. jovdby, Mrs. Gargotl; goodby.” (Ovaries, 1800, the Hall Gyndiente, Bee) have inquired Dame Dammy- asked Pansy expect Hittle girl I think going WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 4, 1920 THE WEAKED. S'EX The Real Dope To-Day Is That the Hand ‘That Rocks the Cradle Fools the World—The Women Have Started Every Great Movement the World and the Shimmy. Has Known, Including Suffrage By Neal R. O’ Hara. i Cuprright, 1000, by The Press Publishing Co (The New York Erming World). I the weaker sex. That was when and all the four-base clouts were before they had women's clubs; But women aren’t the weaker vex, since wife-beating became an out head and shoulders over man on ao lawed sport. Today woman stands N the days when cave men swung @ moan shillelagh, the women were called every cave man was like Babe Ruth on fhe lady's dome. And it was also The Rougher You Treat 'Em, the Better They Like It. count of her high French heels, They're still letting us think they're the Weaker sex, but that to-day is that the hand that rocks the cradle fools the world. The dames to-day need no handt- cap. Woman may be a clinging vine, but so is poison ivy. And poison ivy starts from ecratoh, the same as the women do, The frails are now play- ing their part In world affairs with plenty of makeup oh. Columbus would never have dis- covered America if it wasn’t for Isa- bella, Mark Antony would never have gone to Egypt if it wasn’t for Cleopatra, John Smith would never have see America first if it wasn't for Pocahontas, And Adam would have spent his life loafing in Eden if it wasn’t for Friend Wife Eve. The women have started every great movement the world has known, in- cluding Suffrage and the shimmy. In the eternal triangle of wine, ‘women and song to-day, the wine is & whole lot weaker than women. One woman can now hold up @ telephone system that it took two thousand mten to build. Does that sound like the weaker sex? More folks have paid to see Venus without any head or arms than ever viewed Barnum's two-beaded man! And one bearded lady made more dough for Ringling than the Smith Brothers made for themselves, And did you ever see 4 strong man that ‘could hold an audience like a lady acrobat could? You said it, mate! The argument that women are the LauceeuNng By [REN LOE go Us guys will do the heavy work. The real dope weaker sex has more holes than Ch strength was in his hair, and that's where woman's is. But woman is more careful of her locks than Sampy was with his. When Delilah snipped off Samson's hair, the old boy lost his pep. But when a dame’s scalp begins to moult does she let it go at that? Ye She doesn't! A wren will try hair re « storer for seven weeks, and if that won't work she makes a switch When a woman wants to shine she doesn't do it with her dome! ‘Women may be the fratler sex, but you'll notice who's losing his rights The BHighteenth Amendment took away all kinds of booze except mila dy’s perfume! The only necessity of woman that's been cut down is clothes-4and that was with their ful) consent. And the more the tailomp cut down their clothes the better they eeem to like it! No, fi man isn’t weaker than man, as Carrie Nation proved ‘They can do anything as well as us guys, and that goes for shovelliog coal, When the war was qn it wer women that kept the home fires burning, and all the men furnished was the draft. And even ip the de partment of fighting the women aye ‘way above par, Give any live damm * 4 couple of pins and she'll stand «f a regiment. Providing the pins are rolling pins and hatpins, : FORM», GLULLODEREN ¢ Copyright, 1920, by ‘The Press Publishing Coa (The New York Brening World), WOMAN writes to me com- A plaining of the “hot weather @nd the dnability of children to have places in which to play, She says: “I've been won- dering, and it hi worrled me a lot to think where some of the chil- dren In New York City play in the hot summer and in danger of be- ing run over ang crippled “My idea is this: In crowded tenement districts couldn't — certain moderately large places be set aside > build @ four or five or even more toried playground, like the tron skeleton frumework of big office bulldings? “It such a playground were built, say, one-third the size of a city block and four or five stories high, and the floors wbove the ground Noor incloned with stout wire, just think. of the number of children that could roller aknte, play gunes and run and play @nd enjoy themselves, as all obildren whould, “Certain floors puld ‘be set aside for different things—why, there eould even be row after row of tacnis courts on @ome of the floors and separated by wire, “Ine roof could also be brought imto use for little kiddies in daytune, and at night lighted up on the sides for older girls and boys to dance or roller skate. “Oh, dear Mins Loeb, don't you think it would be a good Idea? Surely, if we can #pend millions of dollars on war, we can spend something on the kiddies of our pation. “What ls the use of building big schools to educate them in if we don’t give them 4pace to run, relax and ex- ercise in to strengthen their bodies and minds for each coming school day?” The whole matter has been 9o well put that I cannot add to tt. The Idea ia, Indeed, an excellent one, and one that the philanthropists of the city might well Investigate, So much money ts ‘put into mortar and brick, millions are spent in public buildings presumably for the “common good,” but which do not do balf the good that would result from a few such skeleton buildings as this woman de- seoribed Indeed, the growth of the city makes the playground problem more diffloult every year, Thousands of little ones are thrown on the streets in the hot weather with no place to olay, The ivan itasinenes aie Evening World seoured the opening @¢ Play #treets for their benefit. newspaper has put forth every tm the interest of securing more spaces for the ittle ones of the city, But until euch a broad, comprehensive and concentuated plan Js set in Mo tion there will always be suffering during the summer season. if only those in authority would fe lize what a saving fo the community would reeult from proper play spaces: by return of good citizen stuff, they would take up the playground matter as one of parumount importance. The woman ie right. Surely, if we can spend millions for war, we cam Pay something for promoting peace and the “pursuit of happiness.” Bx- fence has taught that it must Dew gin with the ohild, This costume of blue taffeta, ruffled and frilled from the ekirt up, wae worn by Mre, Charles A, Meyers of Memphis, Tenn. en the At. lantio it earned her ate of “Flute. i 7