The evening world. Newspaper, July 23, 1920, Page 18

COMIC PAGE FRIDAY, JULY 23, 1920 { aos aie ateart | =—————— \' KATINKA She'll Order’ Lenons and Prunes From the Fruit Store Next! a — . oe ue = -_ . — a ; | 5 THATS A FINE : DONT Get Me HAD) 5 mR twats RIGHT-- SEND THEM KATINKA, WHERE ead adel dl WAY TO TALK To miborisas YOUNG LADY - = | ee ee ~S=S\ QUER RIGHT AWAY AND BE . Fi WHOS A. i" . = s td Nice | HARE Hy New 7 yer Boss! WHat : KNOW WHAT TM A BROILED te nee | Sue THE LOBSTER 1S Nt fr | R Socks ? a . DYTHINK TAM 2h “YSU Heike wen 1 cer Jal LoBster -|) ‘\, LOBSTER } AND BIG = -— HEATED ve! s— . . | . oe vey (8 new producing firm of Samp- | DRE Sere \ “(ter & Piobn is preparing to stage || NUTT’S DOPE. aay . .& musical version of “Caught In << | é To) el ."" @ comedy in which William| J¢effexson Shrewsbury Nutt's report) | 4 appeated some yeats ago, It| on the Wednesday yacht Face has just) known as “Pitter, Patter,” |eached us, He was delayed in rel » Hough has written thi . | ing it because he couldn't find a knife mh and the ipnex aa eats to sharpen his pencil. The communi- ; 4 cation, dated Sanly Hook, follows: stave been supplied by W. B. Fried-| “Dear Dud—L and the wife saw the| ddafer. Billy Kent has beon éngaged| Resolution beat the Shamrock and 1 te Ae principal male role, was a pretty race. Sir Thomas says) ‘ |he'a going to take ts boat to a dry a hd dock, which, the wife says, means one ei oh Beda of those medicos who write boos mustoal piece called “Kissing | iresriptions. She's a cute kid, but! fs in rehearsal under the | Prone! 1. the} t-te ents |! awful gabby at times, But about the Bee ee ntihor, George V. | race—Shamrock could have won it, | Mapped Roy Tyan Caryl.| put she flew her pillow kites too high Mie rmard bas the prima) ina didn't oll her bowspirit enough eae ‘ 4 Then along came Resolution with a ee spanker and soaked Shamrock on the * S"ENTER MADAME# SOON. Manket buoy which was protecting | Pemberton has pliced “Hnter| the spindthrift. When this occurred i "into rehearsal with Gilda| the observation fleet was greatly ex- in the principal role. Others] cited and srentes to thrash cree end company are Jane Meredith,’ Jersey coast, From my position Muir, Shelia Hayes, Michollette | the poop deck of the press skiff T ’ Minnie Milne and William | could see it vges all over. Ag that, if rs JOE’S CAR But You're in Time for an Earful, Joe! [Spree tm tanec ' h ' : —WELL, HE ISNT HERE Ts YEAH — LisTeN DEAR ,T ONLY A LITTLE - : : ; Ye: JUST GOT TH’ NEW FLIVWER “TIN UZZIE, BuT 1 THINK Le JUST TUNE IF Joe EVER Got 1 supPase e's MONKEYING WITH ‘Thee ‘ Ves'm - He 5 ope . course had not been to the wind- . : LEFT oie seis HELIER ae HE NEVER ‘heaton Aug. Ae | ward and taut em the rigging, «mol | ) AND XM BRINGING (THOME | pAaweouNcT ~ "HEY Ger ‘eR uP A UTTLE GIT —] |Home ON Time 1 eli.’ a HUN AON | WL care vccan te eye -_—- et heh hav been reversed. ’ . + * EY WAY OF DIVERSION, __| Thor was-a lot of exottement to-day [BE WBRE INA HALE MAKE JER QUIET AN “Tink UD FAINT S WE OUGHTA BE THERE : ie (By Bert Adair Beclbol!,) | pmuld learn nothing.—Jef,”” NIGE FOR “Ty wife! | Basoed je the day of litt ¥ 1 we things for “nil.” 7 GOSSIP. rocer gave us candy when we paid Marge: West has been engaged inthiy bill. ‘The milkman gavé by Wendell Phillips Dodge for tra cream and treated us quite| “Lorayne. ¢ His measure always over- lest E. Pollock bas become. a jj he never raised the yrice. The of the cast of "Abraham never gent a bill; he thanked | Lincoln.” a check. The huckster, when! Bill Quaid aays he hasn't heard @ u thingy, in those days| Prohibition joke in three days, the peck. On pay day then| “The Storm’ will end its season at ole blamed chow put out the| the 48th Street Theatre on July 24 "mut, The butcher handed) with 360 performances. smile and liver for the cat. al Vivian, who left ‘“Lassic" day of Nttle graft when| hautauqua work, has returned th for’*nil." No more to New York. Han cultivates the custom ‘8 The Strand Theatre attaches will | ae ‘will, Now when we pay | have an outing at Freeport, L, I, on ‘ : kas though on Wednesday, July Near beer will | NE ee -man We deal with gt be attacked aba lipemia A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. LITTLE MARY MIXUP . ‘ S + The Unkindest Cut of All! A NICE POLICEMAN. ‘Npton Coots, the Wellsville wit, has —— es : = = a — was a little fire in the! dubbed the pretty waitress at the = ) ih Avende building on which| Prabble House the dinner belle MARY. Here ARE THe pants iabl Acad / Raw ® HEY — UNCLE Eze - bore Sa OMS ar l 2) fi low is lo- SS se] OK Just Lik -W- . ! yesterday, A policeman’ goi| FOOLISHMENT. PROOFS OF YOUR HEW t YAUREUNEOS os Bi Do T Rear’ 100K THAT SosT 76 : itn some wey and met aome-| we gummer time le almost pone PiomeraPiis — ( t Like You - ‘BE MEAN ie who suid there was a lady with bh 4 wena, THEY Yost c a j Seam on the roof, Up he went and,| And soon the Autumn, time will yi al us AME — dawn, Then Winter time wilt come, no doubt, And do its hest to freeze us out, Mr. Carroll the cop. "ve got it wrong,” replied Earl, #The Lady of the Lamp,’ and| 4" holding a rehearsal. Wo open|,¢ hope our readers everywhere be. Republic on Aug. 16. I'l have! Will buy some flannel underwear, ppb’ telephone Duds| Then, when the chilly breazes blow, it this. We want all the adver-|.Vo goose-flesh they'll be apt to know, @ can get, of course.” | Eureka! alee Wednesdays and Satur- “suppose,” said the cop. elutely." * FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. hat" laughed the bluecoat.| ‘The rolling stone gathers no moss. was a fiver. “No, but tt collects a lot of polish.” a THE BIG Hart too Muck *HoMeE. ) BREW" HUH? sites Cobyright, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evgnins World.) BLL, outja funs, you certainly | W are a gamey lot. Our mail is.eimply crowding us out of : 1 or the Office into the hall. We sure have) “Mas 127 N. 1 think he ought to GQvestion now which has started|®e shot at sunrise. More power to the y. If you don't see your-| girls. Of course, we don't like cave- Ee ewint tight away, keep look. |e: hy not ask "If women are so ag én . oa A red , ot - terrible, why marry them?" « or e can't crowd YOul Leon, N. ¥, C—You bet they do! 1 fat once and spread you am a fellow of twenty-four and I've the news columns. Howeve: ie the ue you great ‘em the your answer in soon and if| Petter they lke ts Igugh the very day wo|, Bobbed Black Harlem — Mo cage i ie right off the| fF # caveman, Y¥ girl likes’ to oer ow, tei| 2 Kissed forcibly and that's what . pon then 40 on now, tell) cavemen do. ‘ " Kathryn—d'm five feet seven and WOMEN LIKE CAVEMEN |weih 150, so 1 neea a caveman. No M AND WHY? weakling for mine. ake your answers brief and spicy d, ust bought a shoot ‘em right into The Quija| bourd and this is what it Evening World, New York “apie like cavemen, but can't tell you why.” It was right, because the mean time just listen to the}1 Went out and tried its advice and 4 i became very popular. nder, ‘Lovers’ Lane,|,, Jay W. New Vork—How come ‘ "1 Rees vache How 4 gy ea Pr , “ Pp Iways marry a wife four feet Peggu ee " ishing 95 pounds, ? n agen Mh AS aR ‘onx—A sensible girl wants ae ing, | Say, fron | £9 be her husband's equal and not his old-timer, got away new | Subordinate No slave wives for me. ‘3 bead—don't you know] "He! —I'm not @ frail, He'll Say He Could! DAWGONE “THeee RECKLESS DRIVERS —DID ‘ou GENe Wid NUMBER * CouLD Yoo —~——_—- eT ES Saar l BUT, I DonT \ THINK TH’ FATHEAD } Heard me ! BOD = CoeUNIHANL She Doesn’t Fall for an jes, New York—Who said that Sat con like Man, TN Bee THIS MAY Be A eine WE WiLL, LUNOERSTAND YOU HAVE TS Boy's WwoReTH * ay. rr ESS re therford, and his | Vet. Rutherford, HOTEL . DAD — BUT Tir |]( TO-MORROW! SAPOPLE HORSES AT THIS SOMETHING — Some BEAUTY! 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I suppose Billy on > one mi f rang’. the girls like a|@0ns “Tell Me, Pretty Maiden”? \ - Now , CAN YOU TELL ME —— pee ee rene 8 SINE ENG ee What Germmn philosopher waa | BYB, COME QvER HERE, WHY “THERE'S So MUCH Wiirine SeeD ven, L. 1—fure, we hori griculture? y ELL : IATERR -MELOM HE SEE ‘O iad mye aaa they are wild, ene het atte a kcown as the AN TARRY be Tels | WATER INA WATER meu Cae ih 2 IN THE SPRING wwe women. “Poppy State"? You A uTrLA JoK~e, fre for the| 6, What were the first ten amond ‘tuft. We are girls witl| ments to the Constitution called? ‘and we like men of the; 7. Who recently won the world’s ‘No weak-kneed fellows| open championship én golf? &. What poem contains the lne ho? Land | “Talk Not of Wasted Affection,” &c? Where away?| 9, In what year was the Boxer Re- bellion? SS 10. What are boats called whioh are used in the canals of Venice? 11. Who ts considered the founder of the present Democratic Party? 12. What does “Oklahoma” mean? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS,