The evening world. Newspaper, July 3, 1920, Page 10

| COMIC PAGE SATURDAY, JULY 3, 1920 | Pst!.Hey Ee pe 1 MISTER! c Ls — They Don't Launder a Fellow’s Coat and Trousers! 1 pm HE COULDN'T USE ‘EM ANY WAY — a Weta DIDN'T THE Doctor SAY HE Do THAT For 2/1 MUST KEEP AWAY FROM ANYTHING FoR eH! wits "STARCH" IN ! About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY HE NEEDS Good YES, DOCTOR: KATINKA CARE AND MUST |B AND 2 WILL CARRY BE KEPT ON THE | (OUT YouR ORDERS Prorer Diet! HERE'S FouR DOLLARS, Mum- L SOLD ALL THE Boss's COLLARS AN’ STIFF Bosom stein uses methods unique, to say the least. Mr, Ditrich- . @ein is conducting the rehearsals of new Brieux play, “The Americans France,” which Lee Shubert and will offer soon, and, while the <A & & stage director Leo Ditrich- f Baid Bilas McGuggin, in Peo weeple’a store: “Thie Elwell flasco has got me right sore. If 1 had the time to devote to the rf detectives a ‘Bpeaking every line to show the mem-| ° Case I'd iead Laptel Bers of the onst just how he thinks| merry old chase. I'd mia with his Shings should be done. friends and I'4 find out in time “I think,” said Mr. Ditrichstein] the name of the one who com the rehearsal at the Booth yes-| mitted the crime. It merely of the girls jetta O'Brien startled all by appear- Kum-3i-Kum-8a tion. The sult wae nearly y playfully TH Rube > mm i} Jennings Bryan ~ aay him when he had left the Mr. Bryan didn’t understand. “What show do you mean?” anked. “The Night Boat,” reptied huupe. Ze bad mistaken the “dry” one for Hazzard, oye When the mitter heard of it he remarked: “We look somewhat alike. I will ad- mit, but we differ radically on one subect: WHAT DON'T YOU KNOW? - what year was it that David Belasco, the noted , etaged a and wasn’t led out to the foot- tights ce iar] it tl ae all composer was aioe Broadway last WHEN DONALD BEAT IT... takes brains in a case of this kind, I'd run down that mur derer quickly, they'd find.” “You shore air a wonder,” sata Grandpa McGee, “at run nin’ down criminale—take it from me! You 'member the day that you ‘oused owr friend, Jed, of takin’ yer epece that turned up on yer head?” “Say, Heston, my friend” ead olf Miles at that. “You otn't got the sence that God put infa rah” And, as he stalked out, Peeweeple cata: “Ite the truth—ale Bes Mo Gugyin ts shorely some sleuth.” York engagement in “The Hotten- tot” next Saturday. There will be a «pecial matinee dancing session at the Terrace Gar- den Dance Palace Monday. Cup oon- test Tuesday night. ‘Ba Wynn ts learning to piay the bazooka, a musical instrument some- thing like the umbragagno. A cable message to W. A. Brady from London says his production of “The Ruined Lady” 1s a success there. ‘There will pe an extra matinee of “The Night Boat” at the Liberty Theatre Monday at 2.80. ‘The engagement of the Irish Play- ors, at the 89th Street Theatre, will end to-night. “Susan Lenox” and “Scandal” are closing, too. Madelon La Varre will wear a rt that once belonged to the Shaw o: Persia when she appears at the Cen- tury Prom: je. Jane Green, who ts there at sing- way.” Bryant Washburn, film star, and Mrs. Washburn will arrive in New York from the W. to-day, They will sail for Europe. soon. Tessa Kosta, of “Lassie,” will cele- brate the holiday to-morrow by tak- a trip in a hydro-aeroplane. loward Hall has been engaged to appear as Lincoln in Thomas Dixon's new play, “A Man of the People. The Blaney Brothers announce they will send out three “Chinese Wife" companies during the coming Marcus, the cartoonist of the Rialto | Season. River, has a . red-headed won named Dorald, & other evening Donald disap- and Dad went out to look for block away Marcus saw a under an auto. He ran to the and found it was the chauffeur ing to just the whoopkerflapper. A block her away the Salvation y was tooting and _ preaching. When Marcus reached the spot he found Donald standing near the bass SP tans the Kid was lost," sald «4; & it the was pal later, “when all the time he was saved.” i Gossip. So tad a ride in Kelcey Allen's tin ‘Wusser yesterday. Kelcey smiles too apech. ~~Jean Tennyson ie to be in Hussey’s ew revue, “Tattle-Tales.” “ Arthur Row writes us some news from Pittsburgh, but we can't read it. Harry Puck is quitting vaudeville ~ ume the juvenile role in “The Blue Devil.’ | William Collier will end his New Rube Goldberg, WB. Jobnston, Thornton Fisher and Dean Deitrich are di plotures for the Nelli¢ Revell benefit programme. Simon Hhrlich, owner of the Shreveport, La., Opera House and a few ol! wells, is a Broadway visitor, A THOUGHT FOR To-Day. Dodd Pennywinkle of Wellsville un- derstands that every time there is an earthquake in California the cows out there give milk shakes, FOOLISHMENT Father's disposition's sunny Tin somedody asks for money, Then he utters words unlawful— Goodness, Father! Ain't you awful? FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, Why do (By Henry Fisher.) - you call this - dane o parrot Hon: “Because honesty is the best polly, see?" S Dyontng Wert Outja Eanror Asks Copyright, 1930, by The Prevs Publishing Co. (The New York Bvening Worlay question! And we've got a + good, ace high, live wire ques “ton for you. Every one's interested 4m it. And that’s the kind of question “we're trying to ask; one that will you solve your own problems. e’re one big family, you know, and gan give each other good advicu. Here's the question: - BHOULD A GIRL GIVE UP MAR- "RIAGE FOR A SUCCESSFUL BUS!I- “NESS CAREER? ur answers to-day to The ‘Ouija itor, The Evening World, ‘New York City. Here are some of the answers to jast question: Do secret marriages turn out hap- pily? BS eee gang! Time for another renxite—I am in love with he wishes to marry me My father thinks he is a hat he is bash- enough. Sweetheart wants to show my dad that he is wrong in this opinion, and t's why he wants to marry me “wecretly. What do you think? Charies .—I should like to ask this question. Should a girl put her jother ahead of, and love her more than she'd love her husband? pily ze out heppily not because it was because she got the right man. Land, Ho! Where away? Two years abaft the beam, Jack. W. 8. D-—There should be a law compelling girls to wear one-piece bathing suits, say we. “Cambrelieng Avenue—-How does Ex- ~B0b of Greenwich Village get that ¥J We have been married two 3 married secretly, and have very happy. <. Innocent Bystander, Lover's Lane, |. JemAre socret marriages a ? Well, 1 hope to tell you! 1 weeks ago. What young lady tn the audience wants a good strong, healthy, rather good-looking young fellow about my age? Yes, my divorce comes through next week. I suppose it was on account of getting married secretly, but 1 still am young, with young of old ideas, whichever a: second party desires, Let's hear from some one in regard to this, It is worth your while. Ziki, Bronx.—Are secret mai successful? Huh, why not? There Just as successful as any other kind of marriage. When two people marry they‘re married, regardless of vireuns- stances, Secret marriage birdy have the same chances to make married life & success ax other married couples, ‘The fact that their marriage is a secret puts them under no disadvantage. renee add allah DoYou Know? Coy Hn Now York tives westahes 8 1, What American General known as “Stonewall?” 3, What actor was famous for the oharacter of Bob Acres? 8. Where wae Henry Hudson aban- doned by his mutinous crew? 4, What former President is buried in a tomb on Riverside Drive? giiy St What age did Edgar Allan Poo 6. Who founded the financt ° tem of the United States? ae i. 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