The evening world. Newspaper, June 18, 1920, Page 32

Gaur ty er a By he reports from Broadway are true, there may be a Shipman lal ticket in the race next fall. “Shipman” part refers to none other ho Samuel aes Pm @uthor of several plays, including “Friendly Enemies," “Hast Is West” @nd so forth, Mr, Shipman, the story has been offered $260,000 and Vice Presidency. - @oeen't intend to buy votes with the . but rather to use it in adver- the virtues of candidates. Shi is a brainy, energeti yet just as modest as the mee ‘em. If he succeeds in electing food and Johnson it will be a big ther in his cap, but you'll find he'll be the same old Sam, HARDING WON'T THERE. Incidentally, Mr. Harding ten't go- _ Bhg to be able to attend the ning “performance of “Cinderelia on Broad- ey ‘at the Winter Garden Monday it. peal be other famous men We're going. THE WAITER SUGGESTS. cametne A. Lewis is in with the first algn story. Although it, Js a Sfenast on the old “cold cocoa” tale, goes: Harding and Coolidge sat down to Coolidge ordered beans and ing the same. After the ban- quet was served Gamaliel (Harding) | @alled the waiter. “Our beans are cold,” snorted Ga- ‘maliel. “Sorry, replied the waiter. “"Why not put on your hate?” oir,” ' ANDREW HAD THE DOPE, *. Andrew Lawlor, aged 14, went to Bari Carroll's office yesterday to ap- for a role in “Daddy Dumplin’ farence Jacobson and Al Strase décided to have some fun quizzing the youngster. to be educated to get sald Clarence. “Ever read aid the boy. what do you know about st home-run hit- knew,” said An- MORE SHAKESPEARE, About Plays Independent Republican Pres- | 4, We . FRIDAY, COMIC PAGE JUNE 16, and Players DUDLEY H By Way of Diversion. j ahe never disobeyed, She says | she was a quiet child; im fact, a model maid. At school she stu- died all the time and headed every class; while children who disliked hard work would find tt hard to pass. She says she never was unkind and never told @ He, nor did she ask her mother for a second picce of pie, And when an older person amiled and complimented her, respectfully she'd bow and say: “I thank you, ma'am” (or “sir"). But once our grandma came to town to visit us a while. At dipner time I heard her say to mother with a emile: “My land, Mt nerva! Recollect the day you stole the jam?" But mother shook her head and said: “I think I'll have some ham publicity person, is leaving for Call. | Tornia to-day. Frank Kingdon has been engaged for a role in the new Brieux aol “The Americans jn France.” Henry Santrey and his Jaza band | from the wilds of Michigan will hit| it up at the Palace next week. William Pine and Nat Dorfman, both very bright lads, have joined hands to do publicity work. Gil Boag ts planning another “Las- | ste” company to go on tour while the original company is In New York. | Patrick MacMahon, Luna Park's pasa gate man, will celebrate his eighty-eighth birthday on Sunday. He's still quite chipp Winnie Dupn sold a $5 ukeléle for $50 to @ girl in “Scandals” at the Globe recently. Winnie used to be the brightest girl in “Odds and Enda. ' Morris Gest has received word that England's play censor cannot come to America to see “Aphrodite.” The pro- ducer will, therefore, forward him a manuscript, Art Hickman has writtédn a “Do- lores Waltz" which will be played _ Having attained a good measure of peers in presenting “The:Merchant Venice” at the Playhouse, Thurs- y a week ago, Edward Waldman ‘and Laure Walker are pean uss offer a series of Shakespearian ye ‘on Broadway next season. LEMAIRE GETS WILLIA Rufus ire, Who is to si Tevue called “Broadway Be “nth | Witenes that he has engaged Be and will feature him, v STACY KEEPING BUSY. 4 By Geerse Stacy, Manager of Abra- ham Levy's Ths Little boa is mering on a farm at lcher- Mass. He co ars. he foyer ten cut an acre of grass, x ted seven chairs, washed an auto Pe and made love to three girls all in ia twelve hours ‘tly, Mr, Stacy al- — rker, as well as a GossiP. . Louls Robie saw a achool of whales @ Ocean Mg) recently, And Ogean id Seria ae Loretta Marks will 1 onan Santley and Ivy Saw- its and Pieces.” (eS hears that David Belasvo starring 4donel Atwill Smith, the Marshall Netian BLL, well, the readers of the Ouija column are certainly getting their opinions off their chests. Judging from the an- @wers to this week's question, many Weaders feel that twenty-five is too young to be married. Do you think ~80? Whatever your thous send © to. the @vening World, Ouija . Editor. This week's question: 18 MARRIAGE MORE SUCCESS. i. BEFORE THE AGE. OF , TWENTY-FIVE, OR AFTER IT? Gonnie, Freeport, L. I—I believe ‘that every girl knows when she meots right one, I met mine at eighteen jut of course after a silly quarrel he rent West and is now married. The average “business” world girl meets ‘@ new fellow every day. But there i only one. Sweet Sixteon—I think it is up to the couple, whether marriage ls a svccess or not, and the age has noth- ing to do with it Buck, ik, N. ¥. C.—~The eighth wonder of the world is a man or a woman With the virtue of ordinary common > #ense between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five. The greater ma- jority get married on impulse and ) Sentimentalism rather than love. » That is why this great country ranks | Becond in the divorce courts of the comand, i Uelbitve—Wwhes ¢ man ‘ ‘i Feaches twenty - five he knows 4 \ whether he is a success or a failure. 4 pit he ie a success he ought to get | married and have some one share his happiness: If he has one of those ) “stick to the same desk" jobs he has ‘no right to marry and cause a woman | to suffer because he did not try hard .ee@nough to get the righ t kind of a Job. » Fair, Fat, and Forty—Marriages twenty-five are in my opinion, we successful. Couples at that ¢ more settled, having had an ‘opportunity to go to places of amuse- sment and meet the opposite sex. Children born to parents of a mature + age are healthier, Mother-in-laws ‘aren't 80 bossy toward oldey couples, ) which makes married life * | there wasn't the faintest hope of our the first time at the “Follies” dance on the Ziegfeld Roof Tuesday night. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Carey-Weber is at No, 1416 Broad- way. D. L.—The speech Mr. Chetry do. livers is: “If you and I were the only living people on a desert island, and ever being brought back to the world, Td build you a Mit at the farthest end of It and treat you as a man.” A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY The directors of the Society of American Dramatists and Composers have notified ua that, by virtue of the production of “Oh, Henry,” we are eligible to membership, They didn’t see the show. FOOLISHMENT. I knew a young woman named Sue, Who used to get terribly blue, The poor Uttle goose, Would say: “What the use? We've all got to die; boo-hoo-hool” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “The post fell on us. I removed it and was arrested.” “What was the charge?’ “Taking the post off ae oo Evonting World Ouijolathe Asks | Coprright, 1920, boa tetadl ret (The New York venting World.) ‘These ixteen-year-old mar- tes are heathenish either among @ rich or the poor. Therefore 1 (Rink the young folks lucky who are| not pierced by Cupid's arrow till about twenty-four, then a ahort courtship—object matrimony, Silas Wegg drt may be all right for the frails ta get married before or around twenty-five years of age, but let the sterner (7) sex enjoy life a Uittle while longer, “Bobby,” Brooklyn—tI believe that love ts often found early in life, #0 why walt until you're twenty-five? If you wait yqu're liable to have the sense not to get married, Sarcastic Bachelorette — To be ahead of vour time ie to die prema- turely young, therefore nobody shtvuld marry before they are twenty-five. In fact, I will never marry because love Js an instinct; marriage is an institu- tion, and all inetinets and institutions are'in eternal conflict. I wonder if “Irving Davis” agrees with me. Do You Kkmow? Copyright, 1920, by The Prew (Publishing Oo, (The Now York Evening World.) 1. How many Hungarian Rhapsodies aid Lisst write? ge 2. At what town in Lower California are horse races held? 3. By whom was “Little Lora| Fauntleroy” written? 4. What mountain was supposed tc have been the abiding place of the gods 5, What 1s the location of the well known Indian schoo! in 6 What American w the Lusitania was kno Blbertus? 7, What was the orig cance of a bari 8 Of what country is the soldter called “Tommy Atkins?" 9. In what opera is the Song?” 10. In what city was the philosophe: Voltaire born? sh Wa 1, What is the length of the red and white sections on a surveyor's ehtine rod? What berry grows on land that has to be flooded dusing most of the growing season? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. Tia Juana; 3, Fran 4, Olympus; 6 Carltal al signiti- “Toreador When mother was a tittle girt | f] AT CANT WAIT TLC T GET HOHE 60'S 1.CAN SHow tt To My CST missus! | ie [THAT'S A GENUINE PANAMA, MADAM- WOVEN BY HAND WITH ONE SOLID STRAW Eis 3 "| TAKE iT! HASN'T HE Say You Yer? SAY JOE , DID You NOTICE casey Just Came IN? He's OVER “HERE WITH ANDY, SHOOTIN’ "KELLY? LITTLE MARY y . MIXUP 1 wito 3s CAML me A Rummy © THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY “THAT “WFR” OF YouR® ‘LUKE’ “10 SURE AN’ ADEAL BETTER-HALE! | EVER SINCE JUDGE CAME “TO Vist WUCEE L— | HOW TIN A FLY WALK RIGHT UP THE THIDE uv THE WALL WIFOUT SLIPPIN’ MUVVER ¢ E TOLD ME “Thar CAR YOU GOLD HIM HAS GIVEN HIM NOTHIN’ BUT “Troupe Ever You wit CALL Me a RUOMAY _ wine yA-2 Yezza!l AN'X NoTICe. HE DoEs'NT USE” PAINT AN’ PoWDER: CONT “TeLL ME TO KEEP STILL— 11M GONNA SEE TH’ a) BE TAKIN TO Tu BET SHE'LL WANNA Buy (T FROM ME THE MINUTE SHE Sees it! hun 3 ” os hayes Pree Roaming he om mening yt ‘ Sic im, Joe! WHAT'S Ty TtRousce —? (T-WAS ALL RIGHT WHEN T SOLD f(T To You ---- Tell Him His Middle Name! OW) Do You Likep NEW HAT -« “TRYIN “To KID Me ? (T RUNS FINE ! \ aan ded GY \ Here Rummy he we Site SICKUM Rummy_! = S SHE Soaked ME ON THE LOONT CARE IF _HE \S_EATING —THis's Meee IMPORTANT angirine! J a TD Ue & MAN! PARTY REALIZING WHY FLIES GO ON FLY PAPER — To GET STICKUM OF COURSE , SO THEY CAN WALK UP THE WALL. FARTY BELIEVING THAT WITH THE AID OF A LITTLE STICKUM HE CAN SCALE THE WALL ALSO, BUT — AFTER SEVERA UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS —— ’ \F I opdecteD~ erect Doecien CO WAY, Docu ie. Iai nr Know Your NAME WAS “RUMMY — Go on AWAY —. ~ AW LISSEN— GR-R-R OFF —uFF_@ — CONCLUDES THERE MUST BE SOME OTHER REASON WHY FLIES GO - ON FLY PAPER,