The evening world. Newspaper, June 2, 1920, Page 24

a % 5 COMIC PAGE WEDNESDAY, JUNE 2, 1920 HEY! Don't CLOSE THE DOOR — WAIT ‘Ti. I GET My Gee, WHAT A SAM I NEARLY LosT By BIDE DUDLEY entered a room at the Ritz m yesterday afternoon. Over the contre table leaped a young ‘with his hand outstretched. "Well, Bidie,” he said. “How are i? I know what you want—a good _ Watt! I've got some.” ‘He leaped over the baby grand and d in another room. Soon he chairs, handed us a good smoke. r he grabbed our hat, leaped high ‘the air, hung the hat on a chan- and, bounding over the back & petted, he suhg out: “Bit down!" dad met our old friend, Douglas dear!” said a low feminine from the other room, “Don't down the hotel. Wait a minute TU get you some wire nails to | Tho owner of the voice entered and met Mary Pickford. lias Pickford was gowned in blonde cloth with filigreed shoes and m hat built like a beautiful buzssaw teeth turned up. “So you know Doug?’ she said, as took & seat near us, "Yes," we replied. “Hight years we met him in the lobby of the “Bidie,’ he said, 000 to serve & in pictures. Shall I or shall I it," we sald. ‘Twenty thou- buy a lot of cakes.’ did, and now look at him. He's aent of Mary Pickforg. lias Pickford smiled and we forgot ‘was ali “Say,” we said bra- ly to the Queen of the Movies, tracted ba) to this fellow, handsom 's time to end this deeply inter- marrative. Just to refute the made by Mr. Fairbanks, We're going to print a note ten and handed us by petite Mary it in front of her husband's eyes. Tt says: Mr. ley. 9 i “MARY PICKFORD.” CENTURY ROOF TO OPEN. “After extensive alterations the Shubert will reen: the Cen- @ theatre and The Century Icct whe pace Sil open ot C40 ing’ and the first show will con at ‘The second will begin 11.30. ‘TO REVIVE “THE BELLE.” 0 Ldderer is to revive “Tho lie of New York.” Victor Herbert trying voices at the Majestic Hotel. ‘ MOROSCO'S PLANS. Oliver Morosco is announcing some his plans. During the months of and July he will try out new in Los Angeles. He will open Little Theatre, New York, about! or Day, with “Whistler,” by Pau- M. Gavendish and ‘Sarah J. » Late in August he will offer ‘the Morosco a new farce by Owen called “Marry the Poor Girl,” soon after he will present in New ork “Wait Till We're Married,” a lay by Hutcheson Boyd and Rudolph In Los Angeles Mr. Mi lorosco pro- out “The Ghetto” and E.| Well, I don’t either, darling Rose. 7 dow Monday morning and kept me icle for William Tvoniing orld Ouija tater Acts ‘Copreight, 1920, ty The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Bvening World), MNke one big family, isn't it? to write us , Get busy and get the vital, thrilling ‘SHOULD A GIRL BOB HER I EITHER FOR COMFORT GOOD LOOKS? inion. Mail it to- ’o letters: without making any worse! The average girl gee in New York to-day looks thing out of the circus. Washington juare—I find hair very comfortable, easy pleasant and attractive can't woman be free de as she wishes? Edn», Washington Heights—Long ir looks better, but bo’ hatr is weh more comfortable. What girl ts to spend an hour a day brush- and combing her hair? omas W., Jersey City—I've got a picture of me out with one of bobbedhgired fratls, Some of modern gi re a lot more line than the men ari lien J., Rockville Centre—Remem- Miss Jamaica, that a string has How about some of the or. shallow, scattered-brained girls chap meets those days? Why don't try meeting a husky plumber or ik driver inwiead of thege white- boys? : Bronx—A. B. must not is by the flowers, candy them - "| Hubbard lose his life? Two distinct theatrical he se aE Attention, Limerickers! | Louis Ro®ie, the theatrical man- ager, has requested us to permit him to run for Vice President on the Lim- erick ticket. We cannot take the re- of granting or denying 10 we're going to leave it to our supporters. He qualifies with the following rhyme. Read tt and write us. If 20,000 Limerickers say yes before Saturday, the ticket will be DUDLEY and Robie. The rhyme: My father had A frisky cow, She hooked me once, T will allow, T took a club And knocked her down; She strained her mitk, While I did frown. MISS HEDMAN ENGAGED. Martha Hedman has been engaged by Byron and Marshi JACOB WANTS EXCITEMENT. “My Miss: writes Actor Jacob Kingsberry, ft on La France this morning to visit her home, dear | Paree. I'd like you to tell this to the boys. I'll be alone for eight weeks and if they need a third hand—well, you know!” NEW DILLINGHAM SHOWS. “The Night Boat" will be the only attraction Charles Dillingham will have on Broadway this summor, He will reopen the Hippodrome in Au- gust with a spectacle yet to be named. Fred Stone's new vehicle will be “Tip Top,” and Joseph Caw- thorne will star in “The Half Moon.” Doyle and Dixon will appear in “Jack O' Lantern.” “Apple Blossoms,” with the original cast, will open in Chicago in August. The new “Hitchy Koo,” in which Mr. Dillingham is interested with A. L. Erlanger and F. Ziegfeld jr, 18 being prepared by Glen Mc- Donough and Jerome Kern. GOSSIP. seta Plunkett ae peony his old jon as mani rector of the Strand on June 14. bg - “Green Fields,” from the Jewish Art Theatre, will begin a brief engagement at the Lenox Theatre to-night. Oliver D, Batley says the report that js interested in the production of “An Innocent Idea” 1s erroneous. James Spottswood hag been engaged for a role in the play. “Susan Len- nox,” soon to open in New York fall. Grace Valentine is to have the title role in “The Cave Giri,” the new Mid- diéton-Bolton comedy which Com- stock & Gest will produce, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘We heard a young woman say Jnst night that Macterlinck appeared to be just as famous as though hé were FOOLISHMENT, I knew @ man named Oscar Watts, Who drove a horse that had the bots. You don’t know what that is, I spose; FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “A lot of boys yelled under my win- from sleeping.” “Well, it was a holler day, wasn't Pe a et al makes the rl happy? ‘Sulja Girl, Brooklyn—Not much— take my advice and don't, Ed. Marie, Harlem—The modern man buys candy and eaty most of It. Married Woman-—it is far better to save the money toward a home. Al and Bob, Greenwich Village— The modern man's idea of an appro- priate time to give flowers to the modern girl is when she's dead, New York Girl—The modern giri doesn't chase the M. ¥. M. around with a hatchet to make him spend his money. He gets plenty of fun out of the game, but the M. Y. M. seems to have tho idea that all he need give in return ts the honor of his company. | What would men do if they didn't have us poor females to hang thelr grievances on? Ware 1. What city is the capital of India? | 2, What ie the native State of peo- ple referréd to as “tar heels?” 3. Who wrote “Alice in Wonder- land?" 4. Who is referred to as the “Wiz- ard of Menlo Park? 5, Between what two countries is the monument known as “The Christ of the Andes?", 6. By what ‘country was the sub- rine first designated by the let- ter U? 7. What form was referred to as 8, What architec of St. Peter's, Rome? 9. From what grain is graham flour made? 10, What do bees gather from flow- ers besides the nectar? 11, In what State are most English walnuts grown? 12, In What disaster. did Elbert ennis champion he Comet?" built the dome ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. THE. BIG LITTLE FAMILY 2 WHY I CLEANED (T UP AND (T Looks Like NEW —Go IN AND 1, Delhi; 2, North Carolina; 8, Lewis Carroll; 4, Edison; ‘hilt AWWANTAGE IN HAVING } IN A BOARDING House GARAGE = iF RUN SHORT OF OL You Can SWIPE -A LITTLE Mary; “ary $ I Dont wiKe HEAR You USE Such NAUGHTY WorDs As Tar? | See iT! GRACIOUS! — CAM THIS UTTLE MR. @TUBB — THE MAN_ SAID WE DIONT BeUEWe HOME , BUB, ~ You Got THE MuMPS AMY 1€ “THE OLD Guy SAW ME DOING THIS 1 WONDER WHAT HE'D Say ? 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