The evening world. Newspaper, May 27, 1920, Page 28

KATINKA GOLLY, I SORRY 1 CAME OVER, SIS = THEM Hotes HERE v [Atout Plays and Players| TL WIsH You could WELL, WHY STAY WITH US, *LOONIE* BUT THE BOSS HASN'T HWHY SO BLUE’ KATINKA - WORRIED ABoUT YER BROTHER * YeP, 14 TRIN’ ) 4 ‘Yo FIND A PLACE FoR HIM To Live ! Accept the Hospitality, Looie, by All Means! Men 1 SPose a beth 4 You'D UKE To THERE'S No Roo KEEP “THAT Tey KNock F HIS Block TDATRICAL MANAGDRG get some strange letters now and Ben Atwell at the Capi- sent us a note received at two Long Isiand ys who are eager to go on the hope that their mothers epank them, we'll keep their aames @ secret. Here's thoir ter: Sir—I will start my letier by you that two boys would like in vaudyyille. We are thirteen of age and twelve. We have and wouldn't get stage bh fe are smart and our report Show it. We know this much it acting, you should keep youre on the act and not on the peo- We would like to ask you to Ww and we would be much to you. The writer of this is the smartest one in his class oy If you need your mot! =. inaybe, Respesitully. % A ‘ully, tae .SOLEN AND OMRISTOPHER.” -— _ HE'S STAGESTRUCK, TOO. James E. Cooper, the burlesque pro- a. rh. receiv a letter yésierday it his “Folly Town” at the Colum. ~ that interested him greatly. If foilo in part: | “Honored Gentleman—I have come ‘China to this big country be- my honored parent belongs A ber 1 merchant in Shanghai and bi my humble personage to learn ways of this great & illustrious a m, I like more better to play & sing song music as I studied school 2 years & can sing Doodie very nice. When 1 this big city, before I make start Ao studies, I think more better I look wee plenty of happiness so 1 must go ¢ as J like theatre man & my friend in Shanghai belong very Chinese actor man & tat “more than 2,000 dollars one month. 1 nty theatre since I come last but it not make me too happy Friday when my American friend uke to gee very uappy show Folly ‘Town. I look in book and Foily moan foolish & I say can do. like Folly Town so I send you write, ‘sir, to say maybe I am no good mer- it's son and you like I am in show be actor man. I #1 ‘and Kick ects and you no cook for av M WAH." ONE BET HE LOST. ‘Gypsey Mooney, of “Florodora,” ved a note the other day from er. While it was of rather a us nature it mentioned a he could meet the young and have a nice talk with her. was no film engagement in ‘Miss Mooney, as she made her exit. Half an hour later she told her on him and there was an forthcoming. | THAT WAS THE PLACE, “whe treasurer at the Garrick, where “Jane Clegg” is the attraction, re- Selved a mild shock last night. A ice-looking old lady appeared at the office window and asked: _ “This is where ‘Jane's Leg’ !s be- shown, ain't it?” 2 es, madam,” replied the man in- _ Bide, pollitely. But he was feciing qmather hooten karooten, just the ‘same, - Gossip. 5 3. Will Joe Higgins ‘kindly send us e ich ™Y salary to my wife, location of the good ship King us Ingham and Clements wit! the cast of “Page Mr. Cupid” in to-night, Decoration be given all matinees Day th York say Our gang is interested, in the Oulja Corner! Atop of @ whole flood of ma!) to-day mpecial delivery letter rushed “F. B.” of Englewood, Wo it below, though they're harsh But what do you say on the THE MODERN ANDY OR FLOW- our answer to-day to the Editor, The Evening World, York City. ore or of to-day’s answers: Ya what > Adair—It isn't the gift but the ‘Biver that really counts, Flowers are, Of course, a symbol of love, but I id rather have my sweetheart me than send me silent tokens. F. B. ENGLEWOOD—I am sorry Bana D. K. and Butterfly have ideas of the modern young man, T hope that they will not judge average young man beqause of a of their acquaintances, The men these girls call pikers would. be iter off in # country like Africa. m, eighteen and only ity bucks a ‘week, but I'll that if I knew these girls they'd change their ideas of a modern man. As for Veteran Ruther- he should be in prison. Ex-Tex-—-It is comforting to know ‘every one in the world hasn't je" ideas. the Piratee—What is the with Rutherford Veteran? Is @ pose of his? Anyway, he's ly right There is uo limit to the modern girl wants, and ‘= nothing on earth too good for » Bay, Ouija Edit re you plan- tt married yourself or eome- » Bronx—Nobody ever gives ? var Shaws. J. “Woodelif--cive me a gen- an who can converse intelligently than some ruffian who spends a on you. ‘ By BIDE DUDLEY j Attention, Poets! “T Bverything’s all right. Philip B. Dooner, the best admiration poet in New York City, has come out for us for President and is grooming his voice to render “Send Dudley to the Chair” at the next meeting of the Bast Side Higher Thought Society. Ho writes us to say he is a stanch supporter of our candidacy, and that means much—oh, very much, since Phil, through his poems of adulation, has become very popular with the ladies of the theatrical profession. @ have decded to appoint him Ma: ter of the Ladies’ Theatrical Divis! of our Presidential parade and 4! request him to urge Bijou Fernandes | and her bevy of beauties to sell pro- grammes. Perhaps you wonder if Phil has qualified for this position. He has, in- deed. In his note to us is his version of “My Looney Love” and when you have read it, you will realize what an Acquisition to our forces he ts, Look: | My Looney tove, Your nose, no doubt, Leaves you something To blow about. My Looney love, Your love, ao silly, Just really drives | Me daffyditly, ‘i Burekat i Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, our campaign ager, wires us, by the way, that he has discovered the Re- Publican Convention is to be held in Chicago, not St. Louts. “Give this news to your city editor,” he urges. “It will scoop the whult country. Wire me $85, but don’t give St. Lous fa- vors your candidacy. There’ lot of excitement here, but can learn nothing. JEFF.” ———— theatres controlled by the Messrs. Shubert. “Ahead of the Times,” a new so! by Hugo Riesenfeld, will be Intro- duced tn “Betty, Be Good” to-night. George White's “Scandals of 1920” got off to a flying start at the iene Theatre, Whshington, nig Alexis Kosloff will demonstrate his new dance, El Gato, at the Terrace Garden Dance Palace to-night, “Eu- genia Claire will assist, Alex Sullivan, Louls Handman and Ray Miller have a new song in the Ed Wyn “Carnival” entitled “Can You Tell? The West Point baseball team will see William Collier in “The Hotten- tot” at the Ge M, Cohan Thea- tre to-morrow nij jaturday it will play the Navy at Annapolis, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. I, C.—See Fred Coots, McKinley Music Company. M. N.—Townsend jsn't the profes- sional dancer; he's the hotel's mana- eer. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A drop in the bucket is nothing, be yet it's as much as any other rop, last FOOLISHMENT, T love the sunshine very much, 1 dote on summer heat, The sizzle of the asphalt street For me is quite a treat, I’m happy when my friends perspire, Real torrid weather's nice, You see, I own a luundry and A plant for making ice, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Who was'the first electrician?” H je the ark light on ers herself rather than wanting to go to dances and theatres all the time, College Man, Coney Island—Com- pliments to Dorothy H., who suggests & fifty-fifty basis in paying for amuse- ments, This would give college men a chance to enjoy sociable friendship once in awhile, J. F. Casey, Washington Heights— I presented my stenographer with a box of candy for a service rendered and she it around the office but never offered me a piece. The next thing that I give her will be flowers— but orn be riding directly behind ettes? ba 4 Seem to holler for ‘em, A. R. Brooklyn—Should a young fellow earning a good aglary bank it or #pend it on girl friends? E. F. J. Jersey City—Flowers or candy? Bah! All the girls I know seem to want diamonds, Coprritit, 1090, tg The Pres b (rhe New York Prening World.) 4. What Cabinet office was held by Jefferson Davis? 2. What actor created the character of Asa Trenchard in “Our American Cousin"? Who was the commander of the 4, How many King Arthur's Round Tebie? 5, What element is supplied to the soll by the use of ground bone? 6. What Is the country called which the Pentateuch? §. What fish is most abundant in small mountain streams? 9. What game is called the game of warfare? 10, By what King was the Magna Charta signed? 11, After what city was the mag- net named? . American naval wald “Don't give up the ship"? ANSWERS TO Q Becretary of War; Sweye LG OS JOE’S CAR er eee) Aw 7 You'Re GETTIN’ To BE. Too DAWGONNE UNREASONABLE! 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