The evening world. Newspaper, May 17, 1920, Page 22

rent mien te eee ie © ent 2 Pee te sia *! use make-up. Will gomo one please} About Plays By BIDE ROADWAY {WO sedsons as a writer of farce, js to) 0 @ little producing on his own houk. The story goes that be bas urranged 0 present, at the Punch & Judy The- | atre In August, a new farce from his| own pen, mostly about a girl Mux | Marcin, 1s anotber author who is to | wontinue in the work of producing. Ho | ts arranging a Broadway showin; his comedy, which be recently Uminary. season on tour. REMINDERS. We've got ‘cin vet, the overatis That Bilty ued to wea We've got-his woolly woode. fis tittle rocking chair; We've got his pistol, got his sivord And soldier suit of blue— | You bet we have, an' Ma an’ 1 Intend to keep ‘em, too. | sheep, | We've got a thumbemarked letiers bool A primer, old and torn | We've got a pair of red-topped bovis, AU wrinkied up.an’ worn; We've got his littie knife an’ His napkin-ring an’ cup; | We've got his busted, shiny drum Wh sides al! dented up | ola) | Though, years ago. things « Some likely suns 1 spent L.aipose thet ail the attic holds PLoday am't worth a ceat. Bit stiti, to us; the world an’ ail's | 'T™! that emai? room above. | HAPause them things remind us of me dygone scenes we love. cabin | *WELFORO'S FATAL BEAUTY. -& little girl, about eight yeurs ol was taken oy" her mother to see “Om po at the Fulton Theatre Satur- day'afternoon. The marvellous beauty Dallas Weiford is a featuro of this . After the performance by: Bee ony i stage to visit Clay Carrol hg ingenue. the face of that man who plays butler ‘always like that?"’ asked at do "you mean?” for these came from ae — ig it' like that on the street?’ ‘ es stbok of amazement came to the } ohila’s face. “And dovsn't lig mind?” ' = — NOTHING DOING: | * HE. Wright, who wouldn't object it the public knew Chauncey Olcott is , at the Park Theatre to-night, a that one day Chauncey tae, while on a street car, found without money for his fare, | ave to ask you to trust me, “I'm Chauncey Depew.” “Nothin’ doin’,” replied the conduc- tor, an Irishman. “I wouldn't trist you even tf you wus Chauncey Olcot!.” HE'D REVIVE “THE EARL.” Lawrance D'Orsay 1s expressing a ‘, destre to revive “The Hari of Paw- tucket” in New York. e “T'd love to do it, doncher know, old hap,” b at the Hotel Majestic ast Palght “and I believe it would do ‘wajly well. You don't happen to know @ manager who is afflicted with re- vivalttis, do you?” We had to admit our bloody in- ability to think of such a manager. Gossip. F. Ziegtéid jr. Says hereafter he won't permit his chorus beauties to ie Sweeney? e officers of the 71ét Regiment | @il attend the performance of “Honey | a at the Cohan & Harris Theatre night. YT hig will be the fina! week of “Mrs. | LL, here's unother good week's contest concluded, This week the Question will be: SH@ULD WOMEN SMOKE CIGARETTES? ‘That ought to start quite a row. | Greenwich Village will come out! utrong in favor of Lady Nicotine. Brooklyn will be dead against it. Get ‘ (ate the game. Write your opinion at) ence and mail it to The Ouija Edi The Evening World, New York City. Here are ecme of the answers to! , lawt week's question: | } Bhould a Woman Work Outside the ‘ Home After Marriage? 1} deck D., New York City—I'll go one better than C. H., Harlem. I am sev- enteen years old and making $46 a ‘week, and I hope to tell you I wish I iemew “Anxious” or one like her! George M. C., Brooklyn—tI don't be- | years and have not asked my wife to do anything since we married. We ae two ei I earn less than a.week, and we are v 5 '. Dodderidge Hamilton Jr. Brook- Py) tyne toate ‘of waiting till the man is 3 ‘wonderful salary to get Sates ‘on let thems marry. right to business and start mobile and we have been blessed with two boys. I hope that this will en-| ham? others to my example. think it only teh in heara that Wilson | Cottison, who has gaincd quite\{ Attention, Limerickers ! & name for himmelf in the past | {sage stating that her play, 1, | which has gone on tour. | rid Onijal£atiue Asks Georright, 1920, by The Pree Publiming Co, (The New Tork Brening World.) COMIC PAGE MONDAY, MAY 17, 1920 THAT ONE'S A BARGAIN TLL GRABIT BEFORE ITs We “TAKE “TWENTY Pee CENT QEF EVERY WAIST WE REGULAR CRAZE Now— HERE'S A WAIST SHOR. DOING “THE “LSAME stunt! - \ and Players | DUDLEY | FOR- THAT'S IAT TRACTED People should pe more careful. Sant Kaplan, ope of our original support |in our race for the Presidency on t Limerick ticket, was singing "Sen Dudley to the Chair” enthus! iy at hiv apartment on Division | last n when seventeen neighbors | nd Kaplan to the chats.” | : cotne out | horus of yells that efforts, but le cannot be neighbors w for him. ent launching 4 'The result 1s we have » and nine children. have been notified | Augustus Spitt, the Southpor € | composer, Is for us, id that’s som thing. Of course, y e heard of the re tt tune. a tee 1 FEEL SORRY FOR ALL THE POOR, CERTAINLY Put TUis Road ON “TH'BLINK! WHY DON'T] “THEY REPAIR (T 1 WONDER Now, to-day’s trick rhyme, friends, needs a final word that reminds oj of wind. If you guess It, fire with your check for $200 and A good | soup bone for the campaign fund, The | rhyme: ( She eat in the twilight with Moe, Who figured that he was her beat “I love you,” he hissed. She doubled her fist IS soaked him a terrible DAWGONNIT . (iM GONNA COMMUTE f! GUYS “Hat HAVE To COMMUTE ON “TH! TRAINS } “THEY HAVE “TosiT “IN STUEFY CARS WHILE T BREATHE. PME SPRING ZEPHYRS ~ OHBOY! Jimmie Thompson," Joe Klaw's com- edy, at the Princess. Through an arrangement with William Harris jr., Florence Johns has | left “Abraham Lincoln" to join “An | | Innocent Idea,” Phyllis Povah is now | in the Drinkwater play. Hadith Bilis has received a cable mes- “Leave It to Me,” will be produced {n London in |July, with Norman Thart as its star. Charles E. and Harry Clay Blan ‘have taken a long-term lei Strand Theatre, Hoboken, and w | open a stock company there on May ‘4. | Charles Reed Jones, who is to be | al] | LITTLE MARY MIXUP come managing editor of the _ LL ——— Play, Journal, will be “watore Now-RuN AND } ) Mom-ot -Mom. | Measy IF MOM — ME BBY |] )Mom-ot-Mom-] AFTER TWENTY — WHat HAPPE! gined cae 'will be nowrated at the | 1) TAKE YOUR “BATH. [rae & Bavtf | MEBBY There [Sosy wast-d| |T can TAKE ime I HAFTA- “Minutes + WHEN a party. THEY sat MY FACE AND aah BaTt- AKE 4 ai 7 : NG 2 | ‘ pak tac agdiad IT's Ne SAID AND KE & BATH-S So 1410 . coer askin "in the support ot "For “The ther TIME! LT was HANDS ~THATS|| \TOMoRRowW IN Honesr 2 MARY, HOW IT'S — Nance O'Neil in “The Passion Flower,” PARTY INFORM AL Cee a : “To KATE FOR 4- a a SEE am <BaTH — COME AND GET INTS YYouR CLsTes Ray Miller's Black and White Melody Boys, now with Ed Wynn's Carnival, are to make somo phono- graph records a la Jazz. Jon Drinkwater has completed his new play, “Mary Stuart.” William Warris jr. will produce it in the fall, Next Friday and saturday evenings the East-West Players will present four playlets at the Jewlsh Art Thea- en Philip Sousa and Fred Stone indulged in a clay pigeon match a’ Wilmington, Del., recently and John beat Fred by five ‘birds. “Pollyanna,” under the direction of Arthur C. Aiston, will close its season in Paterson on May 22. Thig attrac- tion has had a profitable tour. ANSweRs TO INQUIRIES. | A Reader—Loow's Avenue B Thr atre was opened Jan, 18, 1913. J. Attell—-If he whistles through his teeth why not have him or the teeth pulled? MY HEVUNS! You penne: BEEN DRINKING | ae More OF THAT Home ae BREW? MVNO Look TH’ OLE “QuARTD EMPTY AS A DERBY HAT —AN' ME WITHOUT | = tat PRICE OF ANSTHER: INDIGESTION AGAIN —WHY DONT ‘You fee A Doc TOR? ee PN’ S'HELP Me HANNAH —= Feet Pate! IM A S1CK Cuckoo ¢ A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A set-back is a boost for any man who isn't a quitter.—Grigsby. FOOLISHMENT. Bi went out to the circus grounds, And some one hit him with a roll- | FROM ME TO HoLD OUT ON ing-pin, \ He got even with the gosh darn show, He bought two tickets and he didn't go in. i} FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Smith's horse dieg of fever.” “What kind of fever?” “Hay fever, 1 presume.” LEAVE IT TO He-Haw! He-Haw! and never used paint or powder, though I dress up to date—not up to| the knees. Keep your eyes open, 3 T. Re REO Lol she may come) ne “Plucky,” Bay Ridge—With the high rents of (o-duy [ think that the wife should contelaiy. aly pied in and help. F. He lyn==No! I am “ che ease” and I did work | YEPt— RUTH eCcEPTED ME LAS iota) Ginb — MUCH LESS xe "THEY ALLS Want WHAT i AND ON ence “THEY CAN'T GET!—HERE! § HER You'Re THERE, HOW, OG Be SAD! EVERYONE uae SHE WAS SUCH (ple \DIOT THAT SAE COULON'T EVEN GET A OONKEY tm NOT! woman tvs JOY" for a time, but it ign't the best policy. | |The way to a man’s heart is through | his stomach, and a good mea! can't | ready for the husband at night if the | wife bas been out working all day. | Youu | Know? Co Nad ties MENS 1. Whose portrait is represented on one cent stampa? 2 Who was most influential in free- ing California from Mexican rule? 3, What Greek god was famous as a boxer? 4:Of what wood ero cigar boxes made? 5. Who discovered the composite quality of white jight? 6. Who carved the famous statue of David? 1. What drug is made from hemp? & What is the name of the main artery in the neck? | 9. What relation was Lot to Abra- Aw Tum ON AN’ LAUGH, ALICE, ~wWusTtY'S THORRY BUB, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT YOUR THUMBS IV ALICE'S. MOUTH FOR & | wusty | Quit SHAKIN’ | ZAT DOLL, | iE Dvun HEAR ? 1; | \ TANT - JUS TANT ‘ TRYIN’ TO MAKE HER LAUGH 10.To whom doses Ceuta, the phen town opposite Gibraltar, be- jong’ 11. What te the name of the Jap- 4, Spanish cedar; 5, ih Suchslangelo; 4 Means 10, ‘Spain; 1, Kumagae; gnose tennis champion playing in this country? 12. What branch of the army did Napoleon first enter? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. 1 prenbiie: 2, Fremont; 2, Pollux; Newton; 6, | , Hashish; 8, Carotid; wn