The evening world. Newspaper, May 12, 1920, Page 28

CUM By BIDE DUDLEY » Goddard and Paul successful run at} Idmerickers who elng will kindly MUBICAL piny ts to bo made ot “The a compose the music has not | Mr. McIntyre’s intention to form a HARROLD ENGAGED. Harrold, the eighteen~ | poids its convention. choral body to sing “Send Dudley to the Chair,” in Central Park each Sunday afternoon until our party Ray Robn and deughter of Orvitte Harrold, | Arthur Somers Roché ba for a chorus posi- at the Vanderbilt/ the if, orid. readers who have|™@tiage. Why, what do they marry Editor to- le crimient LD A N LET HIS WIFE DE ne HOME) wi letters to the Ouija MARRIAGE it to keep her share of the sauer-| Relief Fund at the Knickerbocker % A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. i = ! £8 | car yeaterday read it and, turn-| ‘ake the whole tape measure. ~ Ae ‘® moo with her, sald: \FOOLIGHMENT. :“T wonder what ie at the Part this! pany sew an acroplane omer” : And just yelled with might and main, WEST To See mise COWL. = | “Hush!” said Mother; “do not squall Cowl and ber “Smilin’| Mayde naughty man will fall.” i Thea- | But Ae aid not fall, and so | tween May 29 and on July 10 they will| Body very mad did grow. | Begin @ Western tour in Deavor.| Mother said: “I've never seen Leter the entire company will go to| Amy eirmen half as mean.” destroyers eaw “The Night Boat” last har he just took his drum and beat Gapgright, 2990, ty The Free Publishing Oo. (The New Kors Evening World.) rT? SIFTY” seems to be the “ Dest solution of the marriage ‘rite out your answer to-day and nd | Senator? feel | has recently been recognised by this ‘as tenors, and Mr. Mcint profundos. hae mastered the “Chair” song jearn several now being written Now to-day’s trick rb: needs a final word that means je thing that eats worms—not a small boy, however. Should you hit on it send it in quickly with your check for $200 and a package of radish seeds for the campaign fund, and honor will be yours. The rhyme: There was a youty fellow named Gish * ’ Who said to his sister: “I wish My time were all mine, Td rig up a line And go out and catch some fine ——. of the 1920 version of the “Ziegfeld Follies.” : Levy and Jack Hazzard will ‘appear in the University Settlement benef at the Liberty next Sunday evening. 5 A timely “pathetic comedy” called “Sacred and Cocaine Love" will be a feature of the show for the Serbian ‘Theatre Sunday evening. Raymond Hitchcock has wired his wife, Flora Zabelle, of “The Girl From .| Home,” that he has purchased an grove for her in California W. 8. Campbell, Columbia Circuit @irector, has bought the release of Joe Marks from @ brother burlesque operator for $3,000 and will make him featured comedian with Rose Sydell next season. James Madison is writ- ing the Sydell book. Give some people an inch and they’!!! — FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Bo the drummer quit the band, PE ace Turning the Joke. 6 the would-be wit strolled through the town he saw a no- tice in @ store window. “If you don’t see what you want in the window come in and ask for it.” “I don't eee what I want in this window,” he announced, entering the establishment. “Well, then, ask for it,” said the storekeeper invitingly. 4 “I've trieq “all over the town in vain,” said the visitor sadly. “What is it?” ‘The. proprietor was eager on the quest. have a better ey any other store of this it’s this /way. I've found eo any smart men in this town that I am in search of @ first class idiot.” Without hesitating, the proprietor ned to a clerk with order: bring @ large sheet of per and make this tle- into a nice parcel!"'—London that there's plenty of work to be done there, A. J. L, Rutherford, N. J.—It's an outrage to suggest such a thing as asking the dear girls to work after for, anyway, if they have to do any work afterward? I ask you. Slovedllaa WinlA? oYou Know? 1. At what price per shire was settlement made by the shorts on Stutz stock? 2. Who was the late Premier of Ttaly? 4 8. Of what State is Arthur Capper a 4. What country in the Near East country? 5. By what country was Viadivostok recently taken? 6. Who is the manager of Georges Carpentier? 7. In what State was the first paper money issued during Colonial times? 8. Who wrote ‘The Natural Law in Spiritual *Worla?”’ In what field of science is a wheatstone bridge used? 10, Who was the first Ambassador of the United States to Great Britain? iL. By what ttle is the wife of a it i ag called? How much was France paid for the Louisiana Purchase? ANSWERS .TO QUESTIONS. Orr EP kia vos & || COMIC.PAGE | WEDNESDAY, MAY 138, 1930 Now “hu's Exoueu! DOWT WEEP tT UP ‘ TLL Y'GET ME SORE, A FELLAS GpTTA, min Ss 1 Trimmep THs \asseat Himsece! THING T'PLEASE. MY WIFE — NOT To PLEASE You! LAUGHIN’ AT? Y°ACT LIK A COUPLE. OF FooLs! LITTLE MARY MIXUP MARY, On YOuR WAY “TS scoot, Slop AND oRDER TAS! LST oF GRoceRiES For ME -witt You? Gre? HeRe comes BROTHER — FoLLowINeG SAY, MISTER, WHEN YOu DELIVER THe GROCERIES, WouLD You MIND . Q DeELverin’ BROTHER Bo * GROCERIES — 1 (ANE ee 2 Luke’s a Conscientious Goof! mA) oe)... THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY OomMiGosH! THIS BIRD LyYVEs FAR ENOUGH-TVe BEEN OVER BHR. FINDIN LL 6 Go EUROPE Hie PLACE ! ; WITH YUH ? “AGED MAN. WANTS . 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