The evening world. Newspaper, May 7, 1920, Page 37

Py AVE what di riety with ourls on the end? portant man” to answer. By a Mere Woman. 1 he renaissance of the mustache for three good reasons: 1, It disfigures an attractive mouth. 2 It camouflages @ crue! mouth. 8. It—not to put too fine a point on ®, it—oh, dear moe, this is a delicate subject—it—well, if any man wants + to know—it tickles! From the viewpoint of beauty, hair f jumt as obnoxious on the face of A FINE-POINTED MOUSTACHE TICKLES. fi ‘@ho-maule as on the face of the female. {Who bearded lady is a circus mon- “@@rosity. The mustached gentleman rught to be one. The mustache is Weimply the mark of the beast—the “weminder of those arboreal, days Svhen men wore hair all over. them ‘ea nothing else—except tails. Com- ~ the nice, clean-shaven boys of ‘this generation—before the present + tad hit them—with the men of other @oys who not only wore mustaches but side- whiskers and chin-sweepers. Fora. mustache never knows when to stop—it we tolerate it now it will tread up and down and on both sides until the gallant of 1930 will be @s birsnte an exhibition as the Wlid Man of Borneo or the Missing Link. Character readers tell us that most ef our features are given to us but that we make our mouths, And It ts @ fact that the mouth of a cheerful, ) good-humored man is likely to tarn up at the corners; that the sensualist ‘has uncommonly thick Ips and the miser uncommonly thin ones; that ‘cruelty leaves its irremovable traces about the lower part of the face. The man who wears a mustache an cover the tracks of his virtues + and vices. We all have read stories swherein a forced shave, or a “lifting f the corners of his heavy mustache é slept,” has disclosed the direst lain of them all and frustrated his avish tricks by warning his vic- tims. Heaven knows, one takes \ enough of a chance when one marries ‘smooth-shayen man, But what woman would have the courage to marry a man with all sorts of evil possibilities carefully camouflaged under a—mustache? (Of course, this may be a valuable hint for profes- sional bachelors!) ‘Yet even the latter Iike to be kissed or so I have been told, And kissing @ man who has mustached his lips is about like bestowing a passionate earess on a shoebrush or an angora * goat, Take it AWAY! But Why Is It Coming Back? -Mere Woman and Man Discuss It on Disfigures an Attractive Mouth—Mere Woman; Hard }.. to Trim and Tickles Nose—Mere Man. ‘Coprridht, 1920, by The Prem Pubtishing Co, (The New York Ryening World.) you noticed the renaissance of the mustache? Y. AY 7, 1920 But it—the war? How does it differ from the old time va- Do the girls favor it? These im- questions have been put up to “a mere wontan” and “a mere Wand toe | By a Mere Man. ‘The man who wears no mustache heartily abominates the appendage and hasn't @ good word to say for it. The mah whose upper lp is, so to say, adorned, invariably gives one of thtee reasons for wearing the thing: 3—It makes him took younger. One reason which many men doubt- less have is never publicly advanced, HIS BEST GIRL LIKES THE WAY IT LOOKS. which is that he himself thinks it rather snappy and becoming, what? Of course any thesis upon the mus- tache in this year of more or less &race refers to the smaller sizes, all the larger ones, such as the “Walrus,” the “Grapevine Tendril,” the “Pag's Tail” and the “Visiting Fireman,” being horribly out of vogue. They passed on just before the bartender was abolished. While the writer of these observa- tions is, or at least was for a great many years, violently opposed to the mustache, as the possessor of a super- labial efflorescence he admits that he supports the thing because of son No. 3—it makes him ook younger. At all events he thinks it does, which helps. No man is to be censured or de- rided who wears anything, clothes, hair or mustache, for any of the above reasons. It is, however, té regretted that any man should de rate (?) himself for the purpose of adding years to his appearance, Therefore reason No. 2 1s the le reasonable, Reason No. 1 is against which few men have courage to battle, just as some mi are slaves to their wives or young women when it comes to the selection of a cravat, This may a count for the strang taches and the weird color combi tions in neckwear one encounte from time to time. ‘The new short, snippy kind of mus- tache is undoubtedly a product of the war and originated in Great Britain Mustaches are quite the thing in the British army, as they have been for years, and when the men went to the front they refused to sacrifice the treasure, they merely cut !t down to jess umbrageous dimensions. As postscript, the writer advises against mustaches, because they ere difficult to keep in trim, have a way of tickling the nose at’ times and— anybody can raise one. ‘The man who can afford, by feature or youth, to go without a mustache, is to be envied. “Ihe. ‘Copyright, 66] UT you haven't seen any of the new wooden hats?” re- marked the saleslady. “Do fot make a final choice until you see the very latest, and here is an effect fm bronzed emerald with the new \ woven bead effects.” ‘Mr, Jarr groaned and murmured that he had seen enough. He was ; buying his wife a hat on a bet, and ) he felt sure he'd never do it again on } @ bet or for any other reason. A _atrimmed hat department was no ® for a tired business men, and Mr. Jarr was feeling very tired. Already he felt he was being re- garded as a base wretch buying bata ffor some one he had no moral right wo buy a hat for, for it was plain to be seen that no married man, under @ny normal conditions ever came * there to buy a hat for his own legal lawful wife, unless said legal lawful: wife accompanied him. Mr. Jarr also sensed that the more costlier hat he bought the more of a base wretch he would be considered. Yet he offered no resistance when hat after hat of varied shape and material was shown him, yet if there ‘was any wooden hat among them he could not tell It, But he had heard ‘of the high price of lum well imagine that a hat constructed of even enough wood to build a Dungalow would at least cost him er and could 3,000. “Of course the new wooden hats are only fabricated from wood,” ¢x- plained the saleslady, “Just as they make fibre silk now, just so they are ficating wood into hats; they take beautifully and will be all Hye shades ‘the vogue.” “{ was thinking perhaps some of the designers made the new wooden hats up out of their own heads,” re- ed Mr. Jarr, essaying a joke. But his effort’ at humor was not taken in goed part by the galeslady the Rh slern-faced women Jarr ROY Ibe MSC 1020, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, 2° customers, still regard: abandoned wretch, buyi sive hat for some’ one be buying a hat for Produced another hat. “it tho party is a brunette this vivid mulberry effect will be most Suitable,” remarked the saleswoman coldly. “she's a strawberry blonde, so the mulberry effect would be all to the raspberry,” said Mr, Jarr, sullenly for he felt like picking a quarrel and escaping under a cloud of bis own indignation without buying anything. ‘him as an an expen- he should not ‘The suleslady ‘Ah, this cerise hat will go wel with ‘henna hair,” murmured the saleslady. “How much for that little blue one that looks like a bug?" asked Mr. Jarr, “And should be worn by on ——he added under his breath. “sixty-eight dollars, it's been re- @uced, Would you care for it?” “Oh, very much!” replied the now thoroughly aroused Mr. Jarr. “And Ti take the one that created sensation in the Blagh! And also give me the one that looks like a cran- berry turnover, and I'll take the bronzed emerald lid, and the one with the paradise, a8 you call it. And give me the one that is trimu over there,” ed with tittle shall I send them, the please?” asked the saleslady, and torn faced Inquisition of | stood at attention with ea “Send them to Hatteras 6 Mr. Jarr, And he fled and got out, When he reached home he told Mrs. Jarr he had forgotten all about their wager that he would not buy her a b a him "3 “And, as I've lost the bet, I'll pay. How moch does a lady's at cost these days--twenty dollars?” he asked, And, when Mrs. Jarr grew indig- nant, he asked her how was he to know anything about women's hats or what they coat) At Last, the Electric Highball! Current Applied to the Head- Will Produce a 7% to 15% Jag The Latest Scientific Machine May Beeome a Panacea Ps for the 18th Amendment. By Winfteld H. Secor, Associate Editor, Electrical Experimenter. Copyright, 1920, by The Pres Publishing Co. (The New York Mrening World) HAT, ho, ye merry optimists of the flowing bowl! W Rise up, for here is news of great cheer! We have the latest scientific substitute for the 7 to 15 pér cent. “knook-em-out” highball of a short generation ago. This latest electric jag is reputed to be the invention of one Dr, Albert Abrams of San Fram cisco, Cal, an electro-medical specialist of international reputation, * Whether or not a long-suffering, water-drinking public will take kindly @o Dr. Abragns’s latest invention, the electric jag machine, remains to be seem One thing is certain, however, and that is that with the proper strength and frequency of electric current applied to the brain and nerve centres a very soothing or quieting effect on the nerves and system in gem eral is produced You Beat It! No SIR, WE MANUFACTURERS HAVE SFORNED A MANUFACTURERS? HE IKERS 7 WHILE THEMSTRIKE Qs Copyria'it, 1920, by The Press Piilishtag Co, (The New York ing Wor) ) No MoRS STRIKES ? <4 > a x BUT“WHO IS GOING To Do THE: “WORK, OFTHE. MANUFACTURERS WHILE’ YOU DaTHE WORK OF “THE. STRIKERS); THE BANKERS ARE WILLING #4, Do THE ~~“ WORK oF THE MANUFACTURERS WHILE WE Do THE WORK oF THE STRIKERS THE STRINERS ARE WILLI eS THE WORKOF THE BANIKERS WHILE THEY Do THE WORIc OF THE MANUFACTURERS, Nits THEY DO THE. WORK OF * THE STRIKERS -But WHO IS GOING To Do THE WORK OF THE RANIKERS- AVHILE THEY Do THE WORK® TOF THE MANUFACTURE RS WHILE I THEY Do THE WORK.OF THE STrei tkKERS » amet. Se ones AN ELECTRIC JAG Hence, tf we are to believe the asser- tions of the average cocktail lover, who invariably states that “he drinks be- cause it quiets his nerves,” then we should indeed find solace in this fluid- less electrié cocktail mixed by Dr. Abrams. Such a current as here in- volved is available from the high fre+ quency machine to be found in every physician's office, and in many of our homes, this machine being known va- riously as an ultra-violet tay machine or more commonly as a violet-ray ma- chine. In any case, if the high frequency current is used the voltage will be in the neighborhood of several hundred thousand usually, while the frequency of the current will be in the nelghbor- hood of one hundred thousand cycles per second. ‘There are other ways of producing a soothing effect on the nerves, and in fact “electric aleep” by low voltage cur- rents which canpot be feit, but which have a certain and carefully gradu- ated frequency of interruption, WHILE YOU WAIT, anacathesta in New York City when she placed a rabbit and other eee in an unconscious state and > SA formed surgical operations on them, while they were under the influence of the Interrupted electria current. The current in‘ this case, was a direct or continuous variety such as that obtained from a battery and was in- terrupted by a commutator device \ rotated at high speed by an electric motor. It will thus be seen that the “electrotonic high-ball” has some very plausible possibilities for the immediate future, especially {¢ newly proposed 2.75 beer and wine bills are finally throttled. It should be mentioned in to the experiments of vitch that not only was anaesthesia produced, but also any gree of sub-consciousness coul readily obtained at will. ‘To-morrow we' will able to drop a nickel in a slot fresh ourselves with an electric ball, the effect of whether of high or low Hi #g. 87 FOUND---New York’s Mos c Character freq i i: A .. ones, showing a ferocious black pan- Several years ago, Dr. Loutse G. ing very invigorating and stim His Name, Robert Winthrop Chanler; a is Se ther devouring. an innocent looking Rabinoviten demonstrated electrical ing to the nervous system, Blue-Blood With Red Blood; Houses a CHANLER buck deer, in the background more r panthers pursuing the antlered sex— Menagerie in His Studio. * By Will B. Johnstone. Copyright, 1920, by ‘Th (The New York 66TCUND the most unique said the editor. [ put in weeks of seareh before I found } Here he ia: One of the “400” and one of 5,000,000, A blue-blood with red blood, cae Wee irl and the City rat back eat revresenus women” Re Country Girl and the City ere ement of ; his ter Mer gavel ae piri By Sophie Irene Loeb.# of O, Henry twists, Copyright, 1920, by ‘The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Hvening Wasld.) “You like O, Henry?" I asked. HE other day a man was brought It is lueky for this girl that ebe Anh into court on the change of ab- was apprehended in tine; Dut bow duction. He had taken a gir ‘any girls come/to the big city, filled th flowing dreams that ecome from her amall-town home into the nightmares, “who never get beck “His gloomy. Don't take the empbasize the joy of Porter lived down here, and living. One of the idle rich who works harder than a union Benet patel cag tes dlc we rgd Le ee for the ' man, “4 er plea was: _ § ‘I see you wear overalls Do you n cere! BE tote man who fi A millionaire who préters to be br ee. belong to the Cheese Club?” “He told me of the good times I ined aa: att away with evil tn- aQud Jess Willard in’ build with an Aubrey Beardaley “I belong to too many clubs” he could have here and of the fine. tentions, will be yr 4 7 2 : aah oe ws HE . ; c answered, “all of them; never oO Near clothes { would wear, the full letter of the law. No t Bhai ee Dac eae Geta atti ee eee oleate them, What good is a club? The “{ became dizsatisfied with my ment is too xreat for him. He Is not © seal Ss ntotines. C a iB. Ne he poll pia only merit they possess 18 a shower home and had quarrels with my far from being a murderer, since be 1 form of “Pun, more fun, and stil more fun” after a bath—that's clean,” mother. I wrote to him, asking him might have killed he very Best that )7 [ unique cainp. eaturing basi ands and a prize Chanler made a false move. “Let ig come to my home and take me was in this girl pull, Then ed the political canvass for’ the t go! L only play touch move. I'm jway ‘That is the way it usually ' painter's can blind—near-sighted. A near-sighted “Ee took me to @ furnished room Most of the time the man goes scot- ' nan is hamstrung, can't do anything, house. He told the landludy we were free and the girl pays. In this cage) | "t be a chauffeur, can't even be &@ husband and wife at least the man will not escape,’ | cook—gets am on his glasses,” The next day he bought me a silk If more girls would have the j Then he id me how to become a dress, sifk stockings and silk under- to tell about such men there wo! 1‘. painter, eet be fewer cases of this kind {i Learn the use of paints and “jyui to-day the silk dress and the Neo eee | discover what colors are wilk stockings and the silk underwear y to you, then disregard all of mean nothing to this girl, She longs the schools und teachers—overything for the country. Buck where she was ID@ ou t that has gone before—and just palot protected, she is anxiduy for her tA j “American is in need of patrons. 4 AU TIAREAR anAc ee ‘ All the great artists elther bad patrons ,, 806 (DAs, Tek ter lenge nd. tee or were rich enough to develop their gi. wants none of it Copyright, 1920, by The Prem Publishing On, r deas Irrespective of thelr commercial “When, oh, when will they (The Now York Brening World.) ' value. Mrs. Harry Payne Whitney 18 nize the conqueror who 1. In what branch of science i@ @ 4) the only American patron t know of crowded’ corners, to the @ Leyden Jar used? i Is fantastic stories 2 Of what nationality was the fa- Fortunately, Chanler had enough to ie fs 4 a i “Black ~ 1: ace him through the period when he {ne Of unseen vistas and interest- mous regiment called thi aI i was merely looked upon as & mallee When, oh, when, will they beware . During what war was the Hes i MN wire dilettante, or Aunerica MBE of the smooth tongue of the world= sian fly brought into this country? | t : : ied a ep att allah nla wise and be wary of the age-old 4 What kind of fruit ta Calltorsin BOBBY CHANLER’S STUDIO HAS AN AQUARIUM CONTAININ M FISH The windows of the chess room are promises that are never kept! is protected from frost by a smu: | mane 9 SOME OF THE FIOM HE HIKES TO When, oh, when will they Jearm sp’ What is a tent called in which > | : from instances like this that there Indians live? 4 Explored the jungle, lived with Mo- beautiful masterpieces ever pro- sland out like hen’s eggs, denoting ulways comes the sickening reality of @ What ts the best known constel- qui Indians, housed a menagerie in duced by any Ame a the artist sanctity defied and of promises jation in the Southern Hemisphere? } J What fives ee Talk » sounds like an airp unkept! 7, What language ts spoken by the | his studio consisting of the macaw, i Allan Amer- with engine trouble, his arma pro Let thera be light. before the reat who live, in the Pyrenees | the margaibee, the oke and the guy- '#n literature, Robert Chanler ia to polling the air. “I'm too busy for an Jarkness comes, 80 as to keep young Petcinae nect cat of the Nile to gain inapira- American decorative urt interview exelain My help- women from descending into the vuly —g What Roman built the first wall | . “ Cc er’ nine New . o ¢ ret me $500 last we y make ley of shadows. > " tion for his art hanler's unique Now York studio ; in England to protect them from the jon for his art. ‘alae 147 Kast 19th Street, the Ore Out of my pictures than I do.” . us ‘ all he fell off No young woman ix #afe who fore 8? j His ns: Robert Winthro’ ha - aa ae id However, bi cked off work on a there hen it was repiastered, gets the wholesome le ns that Wh rT be chief ingredient in i Chanler, desondunt of John Jacob OM With the frescood lunettes of great mural Mrs, W. Ro ¢ commemorated the ire by decoratiog inother taught iat Soe } eseabeaaee | too* giraffes over the doorways, the Ovster Hay mansion to play # game the outlines. Every country girl must understand 19" What great Enaiisl Astor, brother of Lewis Stuyvesant interior of whioh, f wall of chess His studio has a beautifud aquariuin that, unless #he joes wilh ber hus» punge attach pagt Rename: $ i Chanler, ex-Lieut jovernor, and ings, windows, furniture, has been cls make auch a cé «some of the fish he loves to band, she must not lister the man 1 What explorer wrote “In Darke } John Armstrong Chaloner (“Who's de ated by Chanler’s m: r touch, ¥ sion? Ia it 1iso are three gaudy par- who paints plotur of the great city, ost “Africa?” | looney now?) and ex-h and of Li a pears in the midst t vhasis you put on St: fof it is bul @ lure, By whom was the platform | this Six feet, three 4 rhythm 4 “a Bob” gives the } i must understand that if , ? Cavalieri. He is also a genius, in 5} one-half tall, dressed in aleve inne fee Me aad nent to any talent he recog: asks her to deceive her mo’ h bay bat To Que ‘ of this colerful background, the usual enly, faded. o leather belted “y only reply, painting, writing or music. is something wrong about NSW accompaniment of genius, because he @Md Wearing easy slippers: giant wl He praise u the impression on leaving The man who is honest 1, Blectricity; 2, Sedtch * me ch get thas ot frame, enormous satyr-like head, cov- ¢ “What do you think about women?” him i that some day Americans will straightfoi and really 1 3, Revolutionary; 4, On bas crégted works of art that stand oro4 with « thick mat of curly gray | uhitted aim to visit bis art treasure house as give a git) chance fra vis c wam; 6 out as most impressive, distinc- hair. He wears horn-rimmed glasses. Ysieu thu,” he growled, pointing to an artistic shrine—-unique as appears (0 her, will seth and Bumps of perception dle eyes @ pauci-wone of his most celebrated usique pes Abat wreck, Meg, i pdamnagtally