The evening world. Newspaper, May 6, 1920, Page 28

COMIC PAGE THURSDAY, MAY 6, 1920 ————— ae Wom ber.. — ~ = a - Plays and Sere ae " 5 A DOWN STAIRS ? | BIDE DUDLEY TEE- HEE - Dip Y'HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO AN’ Te THE B0ee = eae A LL KATINKA FoR— Now SHE'LL THINK IM A WE'RE NONE’ OF US WAS ME “Perrect’! IZING! Chairman Syd Ehriich, of the Dud- H. Woods. Tifis| ley-for-President Sundries Commit- Mr. Carroll, was| tee, has submitted bis report on the of town a few! sale of campaign buttons, The com- — the title of “The| mittee disposed of 12,126 buttons Sone irs sine SUST Uke The production accompaniment is| Dearing the picture of Dudley and 12,123 showing the likeness of Jeffer- ot|#on Shrewsbury Nutt. The pioture of us shows ua seated on a barrel ‘JUVENILES TO ACT. t Annual Kiddie Show by the of Mrs. B, Rock, will be hela ‘evening at the Bronx Pyth-/ in his work among the families of I, 149th Street, between Mott | destitute bartenders, while Mr. Nutt is using a hogshead as a place Of repose. ‘The profits on hese buttons ‘amounted to §21,126 at, 2.68 per button, The money ha en added to the campaign fund will be used by the candidate HTINGALES AND on; oh, GROCER WOULONT CROCS UND AS HE Gouernees, | Walton Avenues. It will be a| We wish to Wate Dod. “Musical Frolic” written and | 7-fortroaden’ 7 by Briggs French. More than] Sunday, May 12. To children will be in the cast. time for the apeaking take a Bronx | . express on the Subway and get off 125th Street and Riverside Drive. walk four biocks south, rerybody who contributes $10 to IMAGINE HIM FALLING FOR “THAT OL! BUeZONI! IT SOUNDS LiKE A Tuck Goll! VER b| 4 fs) COBBLE STONES! Yeu SAND it DRINKS UP GAS LIKE. A SPONGE! * PooR o Joe who THERE HAL H'Lo 10M t; HONEST, HAL ~ WHEN (T COMES -To BUYIN" CARS, JOE 1s TH’ BIGGEST: FATHEAD I EveR KNEW! You @AN SELL Him ANY ott JUNK! " STACY PROTESTS. woman with @ card on which was “Mrs. George E. Stacy” went e box office of the Belmont and asked for two te for O'Neill's play, “The on aye ge apes of Little Whesoes.” ickets were given her ‘Mr. y was called on for the war tax. ‘but was greatly surprised and hot’ married,” he protested, ie Woman-is an impostor. i don't forget, he PATD WAR TAX. “SOCIETY WAS THERE. Fd 55 OH --HELLO Joe, How's THine¢? How ARE You- DON'T 1 KNow (v2? He GETS ‘STUNG LIKE A GUY Taxin’ TH B| BEE CURE FoR RHEuMATIZM! find it send it in with a check for and some hearts of lettuce salad. rhyme: 3 There once was @ woman named Kate, Whose sweetheart acquired a skate, seeing him drunk, jhe hopped in a trunk, And hasn’t come out, up to ———, + Please, Ouija, Lay Off b SO THis ond QuiTA Board CAN “anK AND Tene TAINGS -EH 2 GS = i said QuITé Board ' BORROW CUR OUITA Board Cae. or anae wea een ee TALK AND Ti, SEND MARY RIGHT SUMMER AND THAT YOu WERE 4- 3 NAUGHTY GIRL WESTERDAY— ils Wills ee ee Park Theatre May IT. “Ruddigore” CERTAINLY —SURE YOu CAN will close May 15. Atma Francis says she positively no matter ow, ourTa BoaRD-Berore T TAKE YOu 14 —1F yu KNow ANYTHING ABouT ME —Don'r Ou Go BABIN’ IT ARoUND “TS he NEIGHBORS — seg e will not wear overalls, “Tilhe’s goon to be shown at all the B. 8, Moss theatres. Charlie Chaplin and Marie Dressler are in it. ‘ Edith Blits will be guest of honor of the Criterion Club at the Plaza png Ce ee at Meet her com- edy, “dire. a) \ Chtton “Crawford, Sophie Tucker and the Cameron Sisters will appear at the Century Theatre concert Sun- | day night. “Naomi,” a new play by Mark Arn- stein, will have its first performance at the Jewish Art Theatre to-night, ‘TWAS AN ECLIPSE. While William Beck was singing | the song to the Evening Star in| “Tannhauser” at the Capitol the| other night, the star went out. Di- rector William Stewart rushed to the expo and found the electrician, Ed at's wrong with that star?” THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY WELL. How .DID oat Yoo Lue THE: g 0.\. = FINE 3 CouPLte —TH Lah anid “WIFE” 19 A WONDER - Wer “L CALL AN } (DEAL MATE! Q| 5 Pre ~ ” {The New York lorening World.) ‘emporary eclipse,” replied Do- . Jan he ™moon's’ gone oUt too.” layer was reinstated | Hy, true. Director je). | frowned, went across ins ate a hot-dog sandwich. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. erate pad ana gal pig Bi 18 4m the Longacre ° Ss rs 1 party had @ sin- | "CM. E.—Yes, E, Ray Goets says “Phi Phi” will be played here. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, @ reaching ‘the coast uf East-! Woe saw a poorly dressed newsle buy ? ‘a 7-cent apple yesterday to feed to an F What is the title of the wife of a | old horse, YES - SHES “IRVING “To SPoIL HiM-do 'F SHE DIES AND HE MARRIES MiGos! How DEVOTED CHE 19 “To Him ! “DAWGONIT = SHE WAITS ON HIM HAND AN’ FooT= Some, ATTENTION su sav! Democratic National WomMAN CouLD LIVE WITH HIM® OWhat naychologist exposed the| FOOLISHMENT, ium Mme. Paladino ‘i »| Said Jones to hie daughter: “Marie, arent inbestute spa?” *°'°| Yer mother Nas climbed up a tree, 4s the ardect of Living| She thinks she’s a bird, chemical! is used In mak-; _ Ne ain't that absurd?” it His daughter just smiled and said: wrote “Romance of Two “Geer FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “1 saw an Irishman change his na- .| Honality to-day.” How was that?” \. “In going around a corner he turned ; into a Pole.” esthetic igh eoeniihin 2 Eyonting orld Ouija anter Asks Geprvighh, 100, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) Hew York youngsters are} Esther, N. Y. C.—I think that $35 \ certainly game. is a fortune to any girl. I know a “Thirty-five dollars a week | fy" he makes $36 a week, and has 5 children gots i Tortone—provided you've got 4) F, J. M—Candidly, T tak it all of humor." That's their atti- | depends on how much the girl makes. Br, i | “Spike,” Waldrick, N. J—Yes, if NEE C each is saed of a sense of humor. For although it ma: rovi hard LD A GIRL MARRY Al road, many laughs will case the MAN MAKING ONLY $35 pemmes and a sense of humor will case eK?” fhe Kink in her “back “when se etlies wi ie wasl tu d ohn home our answer to-day and) Vii add spice to his lunches of cheese ‘The Ouija Editer, eandwiches. We ha’ nine ott sore FS peng a have saved ‘The Evening World, N. Y. at least $6.50 every week! on mails gary aatherdica Vices eraies at ‘ 1 ‘eteran” thinks that "Morgen, Willoughby Avenue, |an American girl will marry only a : : . Ste = ¥ answer to “Rutherford| man earning $15,000 a year, If he Jet me eay that I am en-| doesn't like the style and ways of American mi. why” doen eae pilie Better Take Rusty Along Next Time! ralheat si, enon Musing 4 Vue Mlle in a. Hearse! Ge UV eure Yr) I WanT A Love THAT'S UNDYING ! BUT PoveLAS!- TvE Ar-H t= THAT WE MAY REFUSED YOU 7 Times! BE ALONE AGAIN L— TUL WIth “THIS “TIME, Tv KHOW Tt WiLL ~Yes-Etc.. Wea Av ee wee he that critic marries, if he gets any —— ena ‘The Usual Comment. 'N an infant school the teacher chose the miracle of the water being turned into wine as the subject of the usual Bible lesson, In telMog the story she occasion- ally asked @ few questions, One of them was: “When the new wine was brought to the governor of the feast what did be ony?” A little gtrl, remembering what #he had heard on some festive occaston,