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| ¥ F « { fe b A ® ve 1 Bm it ' § , i a ‘ ‘ Latest Dope on Boo:s When a Couple Is Married Now, Old Shoes Will Be Thrown at Them for Gifts, Not Missiles, By Neal R. O'Hara. N° wonder corn is going up. You now pay $20 for shoes to raise ‘em. The packers in Chicago use every part of a pig but its squeal, but shoe yeggs have gone ‘em one better. than that. They use every inch of a caw’s hide and then put the squeak in the shoe, The Leather Trust has found how to eat its cake and have it. The trust now kills the cows and milks the public. When the war was on, the damand for shoes was something awful. But since the war folded up, the demand has been something fierce! Twenty dollars a pair is the worst demand since the Kaiser quit writing ultima- tums. Shoes are so high that for the first time leather medals are worth something. Leather costs so much that ‘only escaping bank messengers can afford running shoes. Buck and wing dancers now draw more money than Sarah Bernhardt. It's cheaper for baliplayers to slide to first than to make pome runs. Boots and booze are neck and neck,,. Walking is as expensive as Johnny Walker. When the pirate landlords were » Tunning wild, it was cheaper to move than to pay rent. But since thé Shoe Trust jumped into the ring it's cheaper to stay where you are than to wear out shoe leather. Your money doesn’t last long in a shoe store, but ft lasts as long as your shoes ever will. The paper profit of the Shoe Trust comes from the stuff tpat's in the shoes, Half the world’s . Sbpply of print paper is now on fat feet instead of rotary presses. Any business that pays out money for sole mates and vamps is bound to get high prices: Vamping has al- GETTING MARRIED 18 JUST ONE SHOE AFTER ANOTHER! Coprright, 1920, by Tue Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World ) Ways been expensive, either in a shoe factory or in a divorce court. When. Rudyard Kipling was break- ing ii, he wrote two poems about vamps and “Boots.” But the trouble with the boots of to-day is that they don't last like Rudyard’s poems, To- day ladies’ pumps consist of a r and a buckle at $20 a pair, And no rags can last for more than three months, even if the song writers compose ‘em. | When a guy buys a pair of oxfords to-day he uses a shoe horn on bis bank roll. A crap shooter has to throw five naturals in a row to buy a pair of shoes for Baby. It's got so that walking fs now extravagance, not exercise. There's only one hope for us common folks, We put on overalls and cut down the price of clothes, Now let's put on overshoes and haul down the price of boots. If united we stand, we should walk that way! Let the economy wave be @ breaker! Old shoes are now the thing. Yale will kelp the movement qlong by baving a Tap Day, Harvard is willing to wear old kicks if we'll only let ‘em keep their silk stock- ings. When a couple is married now, old shoes will be thrown at ‘em for gifts, mot missiles, Right now the shoe guys can make a fortune from a shoestring by sim- ply attaching a pair of shoes to it, There's only one way to stop ‘em, and that’s by wearing holes in your shoes instead of your pocketbook. It's tine for us Americans to real- ize that in bunions there is strength, Six months of old shoe campaigning and we'll have the Leather Trust down at the heels, begging for mercy! Summer the Best Time to Court a Girl! . “Use the Old-Fashioned Settee to Get Acquainted’’ — Judge McGeehan lisinag Co Brealng World) THE OVERALL - PAJAMAS THE IDEAL Sumner Sort Ro FOR ConmyTers| SANE OVERALL Cm BATHROBE Ane Hunter. preity. soune Bet wake left to his own CHAPTER XVI. T was a week later that a rider dashed up to the H, C, ranch- house to summon the mistress to the ‘Devil's Hole. “The got the cattle thieves there,” was his only word, ' Jane hurriedly mounted and fol- lowed him along the trail, ‘The pinto took Jane down the trail In great lunges, for she had no thought for dangers of the descent At the foot was one of her men, Baldy Bowen, sitting ominously on his horse with @ rifle across the born. Me watched her come and before she cond speak, jerked lis head and | SAME OVERALL SAME OVERALL FoR BUSINESS FoR GOLF Suit across there, ma'am, She glanced in his direction and vet off with renewed speed, winding \hrough the cedars. Against the far wall of the Hole was formed a curious group before a fence of brush and wire that blocked the entrance tou a box gulch, H C riders were there,, dismounted, tn a silent, clus! Und dar tree sat drawn up, arms falliny them; more than ever he seemed to be drooping, in spirit @s well as body, He did not glance up; Just sat, star- ing from beneath drooping lide at the ground, Nearby lounged one of Jane's cowboys, bis holster hitched ugnificantly forward, ‘Apart {rom these others stood Hep- burn, Webb and Bobby Cole and one other, curiously out of place In his gmart clothes: Dick Hilton, Now and then one of the four spoke and the others would. eye the speaker closely; then look away, absorbed in a situa- tion that was evidently beyond words. Sitting grouped on the ground were Wobbs riders and Cole's, Mexicans. They talked and laughed lowly among themselves and from ‘time tw time tumed rather taunting grins at Jane Hunter's men, At a@ short distance stood horses, grazing or dosing; listless, all, But there was no listlessnes among the men. The atmosphere wan tense to the breaking point. A rider came through the brah and stopped his horse. It was Sam Me sen eg) looked with widening eyes at the gathering, hesitated, as though to turn. and leave, then ap- ached. 1 seen two men in th’ Gap,” he said to Webb. “They said” . . . He looked about again. “Woll, get down an’ said cynicaly McKee stared from face to face “1 gues I'll go on." » “1 guews you'll stay here,” said Jim- iny Oliver firmly. “We've got a litte matter to talk o wn’ nobody teaves, 1 guess the boys in th’ Gap probably thought y u'd like vo hear what was in’ on. ' Hilton stopped toward Oliver. © “Look here,” he said, “I'm a disin- terested party to all this, There's no use in my staying here.” limply over SAHE OVERALL ; SAVES THETINE oF DRESSING For DRESS SulT AND UNDRESSING - as 8YNOrsis OF SF'bnteunine Cas CHAPTER, broke and despendent when ny Bs Ws also’ mealing ee ae! ore he pmeperts- » her to Hi ; By Betty Vincent. Copyright, 1920, by The Prog Publishing Co. (The New York Evening Wend.) TMBR time is coming, bright the young people have to start out to sunny days at the beaches, long the movies, « show or a summer re- sturlit evenings on the oard- sort to ‘get off by themselves.’ But a walks, the time when— park bench or a boardwalk isn't as “She'll take your hand good a place to get acquainted as the And you'll take hers, good old-fashioned settee.” And that’s a very good sign- “Then you think that this literally She'll be you're tootsie-wootsie being forced from the living-room In the good old summef time.” settee Out into the world to be ‘lost Summer is the time for young toll#s, in the crowd’ ig responsible fdr 80 Cupid and plans for fail wed- many divorces and cages in the Do- dings, but-—but be sure you know mestic Relations Courts?" I asked, each other well before you wed, says “1 think that the average young Judge John E. MeGeehan, Magistrate man and woman wed without realls of the Court of Domestic Relations. knowing each other" replied the Judge McGeehan has been sitting Judge, “They enjoy the show ‘they an the bench for a number of years, attend, the places of amusement they listening to the complaints of both seek; if it is summer, they revel in husbands and wives. During the last (he pleasures at the resorts, but the year he handled a number of haye no Qme to ‘understand tee such cases up in the Bronx courts, other, and come to the conclusion that the «zp many cases, after six or vight Treason so many young Wives in their weeks of running about ipaathes Rie Jove has ‘teens and husbands in their early imagine they are in love and decide twenties come to him with tales of to marry. But the man doesn't really woe and eyes which bear no trace Know 4 thing about the maid. He hus of the old flame of love is because never seen her in the kitchen the they “wed in haste and repent at the old-fashioned lad used to, leisure." frying doughnuts or baking a choco- “tam sorry tor the young people in late cake, He doesn't know whether a large city," Judge MoGeehan told she kicks her little brothers er any. r a smile ‘of sympathy . playing thing about her disposition.© And ne pbout his lips and a very human, kind maid, for her part, doesn't know “The young men and women who lived in villages whose fathers and mothers knew each other, made good muateches—they had a chance. Now, living rooms and tiny apartment reception rooms are crowded with members of the family, light in his eyes whether her intended husband ts kind to his mother, following in father's footsteps or 4 regular harum-searum or iy the H, C, of Li. going to make one iota’s difference with Cupid," laughed Judge MoGeeban “It simply means that the girls are going to keep right on being stenog- taphers, telephone operators, clerks, whoo! teachers or whatever they arg doing. Many young women who go te business nowadays wear a wedding ring. “Nobody likes to see young peaple wed better than f," concluded Judge MoGeehan, “but 1! do dislike to see them murry and get in the wrong box. Summer is the time for court- ing, the time ton making acquaint ances, but ! wish the young peo who contemplate matrimony ww made of choicest edible oil of Cocoanut. No other fats, Grease te No, eloner 5. froeagaly ith cleans scalp and leaves soft, clean and fuify. . uld visit each other's homes wore, meet euch other's parents and actually Bit SURE they know each other, Ellabelle Mae Doolittle — By Bide Dudlew The « Jarr jimily “What I said to Bam goes for everybody else, Mister. en we put riders in the Gap an’ at the trails Conrrisnt, 990, by Toe Prew Publliay Ge. (Tee New York Hwaing World) Copyraht, 1920, uy Tho Pres Putliohing Co. (TMo New York Rewning Werle) ee ees eek re ha LEABELI® MAH DOOLITTLE, | Hoolite modestly ‘read the poam 10 ¢¢ E may not be saving money, 4d kissing him intermittently. “OD, “Phen he added: ‘If anybody wants the noted poetess of Delhi, was {it members of te ded the Hut ab leset ta abe mavied 18 Srengful ohild, how you have to get out it'll be pretty 5h roars stroll al Sweethearts’ 3 4 = Scared your mother! Are you hurt?" that he's got somethin’ to hi is Lapa Tuesday vues a tas bawed 10 CAe eiteL ie ee eee Gaylight,” remarked Mr sue ered. And thon, under pretense 'y'S' matter that the whole country's ity “4 bd All_were pleased Jurr, on his homecoming the other th. father would punish biM jAtSyested in. You ain't got nothin’ er and said: : afternoon, “And it’s fine to be ho sly for playing on the roof, ..8, have you?" “Isn't this Miss Doolittle?" Now, the poetess isn’t in the habit by da “Pleawe “don't ytime, in the nice Muy weath at the window in 1 the boy down from the roof her, giving Mr, Jarr a. glance Easterner did not reply and turned back to Bobby with a grimace. of speaking to strangers, but this man your abirt alee . then, the Weather Ht rate thas be show 7 fe tpeekcnl Meund of running hoot ana aauick a c y may be fine, but it’s no excuse for ty e nae ee y 4 a. silence shut down upon the gathering. Sarrusaioh oan sale ang lovey that, “The neighborhocd will think all Rihana ‘The clouds were coming wp More rap- to reply. 100. Are laborer!” vemarked Mrs. M “ jdty from the west; day was drawing “Yes," she raid dare testil “A down into them; the wind on the “fam pleased to meet you," th "Why, not? asked Mr. Jory. "It heights soughed restlesely man went on “tL am Randolph was @ laborer I'd be making the big “He Jane Hunter brought her pinto to Delancey, a motion picture was the 4&n abrupt stop and sa Gushea and . We are making a film just discussion on this ever- wind-blown, looking about. round the bend in the road, and are jasting topic was cut short by Mrs. H would have been “Weill? she said to Jimmy Oliver sorely in need of a beautiful girl to Jary clutching her husband by the ‘remarked Mrs, Jarr. aa he mepped forward. walk up and greet the cowboy hero rand moaning. Mr. . "it L hadn't “We sent for you, ma'am, because pleasant’y, Would you care to favor What's the matter now, did [ 84¥ peen at the window we stumbled onto somethin’ that anything to wo! A you tn your ten ‘Don't say a word fur ! was looks bad . for somebody.” “I cannot act—I write,” came the crewt emotions?” waked Mr. Jurr in the sharp canmand. "You know Her eyes ran from face to face. In reply. alarm. what the expression of her men she read “You cannot act? Then you are “Look, the shadow whimpered And Mr, Tarr had to let it go at @ curtous loyalty, mingled with specu- Just the one." Mrs. Jarr in wild alarm, “It's our that lation. ‘They watched her closely as Something inside her urged Miss Wilke, see his shadow op the house —_- Oliver spoke, as men look upon a Doolittle to comply with his request. across the way?” 5 leader, as though valting for her to She did, and when it was over the “So he iv! gried Mr, Jarre. “The Making the ‘orld Safe speak’ that they might act, Still, entire acting company complimented Vittle rascal, L'v8 told him to never dy about them Was a reservation, as her on her beautiful simplicity that! [lM give him something f, Sh SI. though t “We should bo pleased to sign you disobeying me that he wilt or ort 2euves vonditienal, as though they wondered up as a regular actress,” said Direc- remember!" What she would say or do tor Delancey. “Are you talking of punishing the She saw Webb and Hepburn eyeing “No,” replied Miss Doolittle. “I child when be is in peril of hig litte her craftily; she saw Babby Cole's t not give up my Ve life--when he may fall and be dashed gaze on her, filled with hate and scorn Then pe y to pieces?” gasped Mrs. Jarr and @ strange brand of fear. And scenario of one of your px “it lean out of the window and he saw Dick Hilton, eyeing her with The idea struck poct shout up to him,” suggeated Mr. Jar helpless rage and offended dignity ably, he hurried io her home ‘And startle him and cause him to The entire assemblage was grimly in while the film compuny was ac ting ip al replied the anguished rmcthe earnest, the scene where the cowboy lero ‘Don't stand here talking, ran up ¢ ‘do on," she swid slowly and dis. vopes the Mexican villain and punches Nis nose because he sneered at (ne lest child, she wrote a poem. [t was called “Hector, of the Mountains.” [t follow Hector, of the mountains! You are a brave, handsome wan, the roof, but don’t scare him!" gerous place,” n Hig think he's getting off the said Mr. Jarr shadow is not so distinct and I can only 4 ee the upper half of it now,” replied Mr. Jarr, and he started away from the window on tiptoe, mounted, standing orect on a rise of rock that put her head and shoulders above the others. “Jim Black here,"—-indicating a cow- boy im white angora chaps—“took wn the trail after a renegade steer this forenoon. “Be careful, be very cereful, dear!’ and @ hot fre and a yearlin’ steer of The wildcat does not scare you, mantel a jerr Cin wall here.” urs whose brand had been tampered Nobody you does pan. But she did not, she followed Mr You have a big heart, Hector And are very brave and strong Jarr And there they found Mé wp on the roof. re's ‘been enough goin’ on re- cout, ma’am, to let everybody know But he was not on the that something was pretty wrong. And while you are out hunting parapet overlooking the stre He Me’ be we've run onto the answer to- i rauched by the chimney mizing fay That's why we sent for you, The beautiful girl comes along ated terror at the a “This steer ma'am, cut across the itor’s tow headed boy flat an’ | followed. | heard bawlin’ My sister's child, Teeney Ricketts, xiving the human-fly exhibition on over this way an’, naturally, “wag 4 e wae " A oof edge, with shadow effects surprised, Pulled up my hose an’ : Found a apd toad, ‘ 18s ALIC ASH felt like bath- Li ae — . over, ‘There was a fire in that She put it in Grandma's lap, ng at Coney Island, The H. ¢ Meee telie. uowe’ halicleus an’ it'd just been scattered. Teeney, bad taste you showed, Of bathing suits prompted Sweet young acrobat!” cried Wr. Jarry, and A man bad bees kneelia' dows by | getting back to Hec #) Alice to make her own suit of blue the janitor’s boy ducked dows of 1 an’ there was one of your yearlin’ MYL, Qaiiing Bock fo, Heeler denim, ‘The suit looks pretty, ‘The roof, dodged the cuming an Mi tied there, Your @ar mark w: He saved the girl trom death. police censora thought otherwive and Jar; aimed at bim, and bolted down on him but your brand had been And they were murricd ane day, intimated in a subtie way that Alice the sialrway from the roof and was pan HC into a T HO by While a dishonest suitor scowled, 2&4 better hie herse!f to the tall and gone evgsain’ the H and’ closis’ the C uncut. Allee, of course, wae piqued, Hurrying back up the road Miss put did wbe dia. 4 Meanwhile Mrs. Jare upon had Master Willie and was selsed a ee ASEAN NONE Oe a was oe laa in Cid He came on this place - Oo. stu was all young. “Did you see any mon?” she He shook his head» “T for nigh country, got Jimmy Oliver, have some one bring. this yearling, Two men mounted their opened the brush gare, an’ they ers crowding about, ex bi ‘hat's unmistakable, slowly as she straightened, RE. that brand healed monthe ago; U rest is fresh.” She moved back to the which she had stood and hand on the pinto's withers. “Oliver, What did you dom “'T gathered the pers an’ come here as fast as I o 1 aw pen an’ the calven: Vaan trails an’ So fe nbd wa “ to shoet to anybody ¢ getjout. Then I wert to Cole's “Cole swore up an’ down that didn't know anything about it. gal was there an’ this {rom the east, tem ptuoui Jerk Hilton, an’ the othe: “Seems ebb and their men was in th’ Hol know it. ‘Th’ gal ‘em, “It's just as well,"—4d ain't a_ matter that afte of us for everybody In try t0 eo consider.” urn stirred peas as looked from Oliver to him, be even cs wo be ber? to , Revit lesben woe slowly and boriously gained his feet. He toward the girl, “I don't know nothin’ nt adept ity sald in bis whin! ng voice. Bobby Cole took a quick @ oa etal be and’ mutt out a in) 5 i ee he i At ‘thie | jane 0 bul ie ud mi you @Ver see sora Ae “No, I—welt, wee it, but don't know sothin’ In" about it” ‘Cole, did “They're waitin’ for* you, straight asked. cing ‘of tion and warmth that created fidence in his heart. For a he evaded her look, then . it and a aah came wp thront and shook It. fte rn and then: and read ther fv igs whose eyes followed read; + ah i] gould From Bobby © came a She started forward oon ae ime it hind pied whe sraseea » Father roughly, He drew back, hissing 0 between His eyes gitterea. Ril te Py ge ly mouth very edi im, breathing qui have heard it.” “You heard it from 4 ups. She looked from face as her eyes traveled they for an instant uncereneen facea Rig which had volor, after tensity which the next outward evidence of those desires impulses which have i chaos the peace of country. Into that we ees inquire and iene is one more witness [ want _ te cal She hesitated. then said gently: “Bobby Col A low murmur again ran through group and from the clouds aboy nm caine a muttering of thunder, All turned to look at the g' So intent wero they that they did not see a horseman ride through and stop and look; m Beck walked slowly toward the oup, until he could lay a hand om the hip of Jane Hunter's pinto. Then he stood behind her, eyes eurious, ‘Will you come up here and talig to me?" Jane asked. » miss, I've acted so bad ‘to you!” Bobby said slowly. “Tf 5 % didn’t understand. | didn't know, thought you @idn’t want ote but harm to come to ux 1 saat | you because T hated you. H She threw back her head and the weakness of spiritual distress dropt from her. Her voice grew full and firm: “You've treated us ike nobody sever treated us before, You Naa “Alt an’ you You've tied down to calf stealin’ let him #o. You, A been tryin’ to do me kod all. the. while i've tryin’ to you ‘They've been warrin’ oe you oT Na hav itr 1 could ve, sepped it we th the She wheeled, fact back to Jane. ae shoulders” drawn up and she leaned Her face was white, yolee shi eyes burned. “Well burn an’ ery ‘Gone with (Another &) nates ’